Okay, so what!!!

$10,000 on cut-offs and "I Am With Stupid" T-Shirts? Incomprehensible!

She is all beautifull

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Understandable. Pulleys and harnesses to support those saggy boobies can get really expensive.

That's too bad...she'll have to spend $10,000 more when the weepy, crispy-cremed, size 16, fat girl inside her finally busts through.

SF Guy: I hope the size of your penis surpasses your wallet AND your heart. *bats eyelashes*

Wow, and she could have gotten all at Target for $169.96!

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Who gives a fuck what she spends on clothes, imagine what the stupid bitch spends to sell out one of her husbands concerts. Somebody has to buy a fucking ticket to it............

Why don't we give Britney a break and ourselves a break from Britney?

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I thought she shopped at Walmart? 10 grand can buy you the entire clothing section there.

I hope she was shopping at "Clothes to Wear while Killing my Spouse" store. Scott Peterson said it had a good selection of stuff.

$10,000 an hour? That's still less than what Lohan spends in an hour on blow.

And what Paris Hilton's boyfriend spends on Tilex.

And what Ferret spends on condoms because of all the chicks who are constantly throwing themselves at him.

The Ferret's lucky! He gets ALL the ass.

2, 7, and 11 you fucking slay me.

The 10 grand is a bit misleading. She actually spent $175.00, the other $8,025.00 went to the lipo that is named Federline.

I wonder what she will spend when she's back down to a size 2?

Hopefully ol' Vicky picked up a new pair of black pumps. She's been photographed in the same pair a jillion times.

$10,000 can buy me a beach house in mexico with a fully staffed bar-maid.

Britney and Kevin are so trashy mctrashwell that they went as themselves on Halloween.

Have you ever been to Barneys? Ten grand would get you a sweater ot two, a pair of shoes, a scarf, maybe a couple of shirts. Have no doubt that the salesfolk laff their asses off as each customer leaves the store.

#20

Yeah, but they kiss your ass the whole time you're there. You don't get that kind of service at Target.

I charged her a nickel for the moustache ride, but I gave her the donkey punch for free.

#21 - I do. The Guats working there fucking love me.

Oh, so that's how people who don't have jobs pass the time.

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This story must be an outright lie!! There is not a woman alive who can shop for only one hour.

If I had a husband that was a fucking faggot (Beckham) or a husband that was a dirtmunching pussbucket of a man (Earl) I would shop everyday to hide my sadness too.
Wait no, I drink to hide it. I mean, I WOULD drink to hide it... would. Delicious vodka.

I hope Victoria Beckham bought something in a very dark, opaque hood.

Rich- wish my Guats could lay bricks. Some fucking funny-ass teenager ran off with pieces of my Taj Mahal-looking mailbox. Now I'm glad I handed out candy soaked in pesticides.

#8 Stallion, how ya doing? Always the Charmer!

Anyway, isn't there any other news to report? Britney Spears shopping?? What, Kate Moss too busy? Lindsay Lohan too busy? Is Paris"I'm on 'Superficial'everday"Hilton too busy?!

Man, let's get some variety going! What's David Spade up to? Is he still with Locklear or what? Anybody catch Jessica Alba or Biel naked yet? Give me something!...

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My mother made me wear that vest for the 4th grade for the spelling bee. After I lost on e-p-i-g-l-o-t-i-s to the Asian girl with braces and coke bottle glasses, I was given a wedgie and stuffed into the janitor's giant trash can filled with uneaten jello and mystery meat patties. It didn't taste all that bad and the stains came out of the gargoyle or angola or whatever. But at least I didn't grow up to marry K-Fed.

I hope when the boys get older they return the favor and drop mommy on her head........

@29 and you know this, man......

When are you and Will Smith getting together for a Fresh Prince Reunion? That shit would be great.........

why don't these two go and shop for - erm, I mean adopt some African kids as well instead of buying shitloads of stuff that the one won't fit into in a week and the other decides is not fashionable enough after a day... on second thought: no adopting... we don't want African kids to suffer any more than they do already.

Commish - damn. That would explain why mine kept passing out last night, and also why only a few woke up. I need a fork lift and a shovel...

It's about time she starts spending her own money, lest K-Fed suck her dry

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#35 - Good point. When most people hoarde money they put in in off shore accounts or gold bricks. She puts it in snack foods and $4000 pre-worn jeans. Retirement will be so much fun for her.

awww c'mon. shopping with brit would be a riot.
Brit:The package says "up to 30 lbs" but I know damn well these diapers don't hold that much.
K-Earl:Diapers? I thought those were hats, yo.

I heard she had a tummy tuck and lipo whilst she was in the hospital. That would explain how she got down to a size 6 in a month. If only we all had money to blow on plastic surgery.

She must not be planning on having more kids, then, if she got a tummy tuck this time.

she could've used the $10,000 for a breast lift. those babies are sagging. not a good time for a v-neck vest.

At least she's not a fat cow anymore, but she's not sexy either.

doctors get to touch boobies. i aspire to doctornesss. so ... catch 22.

You know, I am not sure I understand why everyone is so incredibly negative about K-Fed's music. I just listened to the samples on itunes, and I must admit, it's a lot more catchy than a lot of the shit his wife has put out. It's certainly no worse than what I hear on the radio these days....

that day was in preparation for her comeback.
she had it all planned.
dress like ugly, spend on clothes, cut her hair, appear on letterman, divorce feder, and show the world shes stll hot.

now i recognize britney.