Nov 3 2006Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie piss off terrorists

poop!

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Fust! Don't worry her lips will deflect any explosive tossed.

What else is new? They piss off everyone.

Fust-ish anyway.

Second!
So, what were the terrorists pissed about this time?

Damn, I was fifth. Not that there's anything WRONG with that...

Don't they have more important people to blow up than these assholes.

Maddox is a ninja.

Hey all...first time poster, long time reader.
I figure they are going after these idiots because angie's lips are a prime target. she probably stores oil in there.

wow, for my first post, that was lame.

Why don't they just leave?

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Maddox is the reincarnation of Pol Pot.

Jolie will have to train her army of adopted babies to protect her.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

They're just pissed because Brangelina will try and adopt some of their children too.

@9 CoolKidWannaBe - You're correct, it was lame.

Come on over to Yeeeah.com. You can be as lame as you want. No registration required.

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they're always causing trouble.

Yeah, you win some you lose some.

Maddox is a gold-glove terrorist killer.

I'd like to terrorize Ms. Jolie with my johnson. Even post-partum, I'd hit that like a hippie on LSD. Funk that.

I thought when I saw Jennifer Aniston in a burka the other day it was just her Halloween costume......heh, who knew?

Unfortunately, I saw Mr and Mrs Smith and I think these two could take Al Qaeda. While their at it maybe they can take care of Al Sharpton also...........

Al Sharpton's hair can deflect bullets and good taste. They'll have to aim for his crotch.

@16 PapaHotNuts - You've posted twice bad mouthing baby Maddox. You got something against baby Maddox? He's just a kid.
Pick on someone who can defend their self... like jrzmommy. :)

I think if Daniel Pearl would have known that Angelina Jolie was going to play the part of his wife in a movie, he probably would have thought twice about letting the terrorists chop his head off. Cause that's some shit you want to stick around for.

Maybe we can just send the rest of the Yankees in little planes with bombs, that should take care of them sand niggers.........

Brain: Nah, I'm too busy posting comments, apparently, to defend myself, pick on my kids...they're tough, they can deal, and I don't care about their welfare anyhow. I don't even know where they are!! :)

In regards to an earlier thread about Ivanka and Topher, check this out:

http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/hotgossip/11-01-06_3?GT1=7703

All I can say about that picture of Topher is, I would never let someone who looks like that babysit my kids.

He looks like the kind of guy who hangs around playgrounds with a newspaper in his lap.

Stallion- you're idea would be great, but the Yankees would dominate the terrorists for the majority of the war, and right before the war was won, the Yankess would choke and the terrorists would in 5 games.

Dear al-Qaeda, Please don't hurt Brad and Angelina, that would make me very sad.

Altough it may want to yell out Allāhu Akbar and turn Muslim.

@17 I'm jealous...but I have no idea why..

Gee, it must be tough being completely delusional ego-maniacal rich movie stars.
movie stars. not politicians or even psuedo-intellectual commentators or reporters.
movie stars.
get over yourselves...

when did these two fucktards saint themselves? Last I checked they were still adulterers who get paid to look good.
*sheesh*

terrorists won't stop them.
don't you see? they're adopting a small army!!!

Brad looks a little on the mortified side by Angie screaming at the poor Indian golf cart driver. What could she be saying?

"It smells like a fucking New York City cab in here and it's making my little boy sick. Open some win....oh...."

We could always clone Scott Peterson and send a bunch of them over there. Maybe that wouldn't work, there's more sand then water and they would all be standing around wondering where to put the bodies...........

#23 - Now that you mention it, shouldn't it have been Hideki Matsui in that plane? I mean, I thought only the Japanese were kamikaze pilots... there's nothing I hate more than copycats... Damn you and your lack of originality Corey!!!

29--Please don't ever confuse politicians with anything to be respected or with anything even resembling intellectual.

Pffffffffffft

faggots, any self respecting terrorist would've wasted these two already.

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

chop! chop!

34- I'm not. trust me. but they are likely targets of Islamic terrorists. not these two babbling fools.
and I said "psuedo-intellectual"

I'm bored at work already and just surfing for stuff. All I can say about this loser is, "Waaa! Boo fucking hoo!"

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/03/mtvawards.kanye.ap/index.html

What a tool.

LOL! (The regulars here are on FIRE today!) :)

P.S.- My wife Edna loves the cock.

Angelina: Have you ever heard of deodorant?

Cab Driver: What is this deodorant you speak of? I want to take photograph of you making toilet.

If you shoot Angelina in the ass, you will probably hit Brad Pitt in the back of the head.

British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen entertained the audience with his English-mangling character Borat Sagdiyev, a Kazakh TV journalist, and poked fun at Madonna who is trying to adopt an African child.

"My only concern is that this singing transvestite will not be such a good father," Borat said in a mock video link from Kazakhstan.

What a funny mother-fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to kick the American public where it counts, terrorists. When you're finished with that, could you hit up beloved American icon Tom Cruise and watch our society crumble without the warm embrace of our favorite kid collectors and proselytizer? Thanks.

#37 BigJim, i read about that this morning. "I paid $1 million...It had Pamela Anderson in it". Oh excuse me Kayne, by all means you DO deserve the award...for lamest assmonkey sore loser.

#37 - HA!!! He's an arrogant fuck. He lost to some guys no one ever heard of for a video that cost less than my home movies. Of course, I hire extras and bikini chicks for my home videos, but that's just me.

Stallion--opening night tonight--are you going?

BigJim, here's another 'story' for you.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061103/en_nm/moss_dc

#26 That is fucking hysterical!!! I told it to one of the yankee fans at work and even he laughed.

Oh wait I forgot to post my real comment. So I take it al-Qaeda is for "Team Aniston."

Do you think the alQaeda douches think Mr. and Mrs. Smith is real?

Osama: "We must purge the world of the infidel Mr and Mrs Smith -- the imperial American pig-dog CIA operatives."

There are inumerable ways to spin this story, here is my fav:

Brad is setting up an elaborate plot so that Angelina will die tragically by "Al Qaida" (The Usual Suspect). And then, you will see him mysteriously turn up in all the tabloids with a new dark haired siren named PrettyBaby. She will take over as Maddox (who is the coolest kid), Zahara and Shiloh's mommy. I like it....

jrz- easy now. not all politicians are bad.

She they be plotting the overthrow of some government somewhere?

http://www.celebslam.com

I must also say that we need to somehow leak it to Al Qaida that our favorite star ever is Tom Cruise!! Forget our beloved Brangelina, it's Tom Cruise and if something bad were to happen to him and Katie, the US would Fall!!

Just read that Kanye story. Justin Timberlake was actually witty. "I've got sexy covered, he's covered crazy". Or something like that. Tee, hee. Though it doesn't matter how funny JT is, I still wouldn't want my kid to grow up to be like his faggoty ass.

@45 Stallion doesn't go to the movies on a Friday night, Stallion's got a date with a bottle of Jergens and a picture of Condelezza Rice...........

55--and mommy's got a date with her wastepaper basket under her desk right now.....scusi.....

#55 - Weird, I was planning on going to the local adult movie theater with a bottle of Jergens and a water gun...

#55

I'm heading next door to salsa dance with the painters who have provided me noxious fumes all morning.

*screams something unintelligble in Spanish*

I'm guessing people magazine is going to pay Executive Outcomes(look it up) about a billion dollars to make sure this never, ever happens.

Hey Commish: When are you going to have The Commissioner's First Annual Guats and Brats Festival? I think Guatemalen food and Bratwurst would be a great combo.

#39 Funny shit!! (literally)

And this is what our world has come to...

Ooh wow. Celebs and terrorists, all in the same story. Amazing.

btw, I'm not sure who you are Brain Embolism, but you and your Cooterpunch.com Girl on Girl Friday posts are great!

jrz- Good question. Hmmm. I'll call it the First Annual Brat Guat Fest. How about right after Tet?

Commish: Tet works for me!

al-Qaeda is an attention whore.

And beat off to pictures of Angelina Jolie in their parents basement.

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Jolie & Pitt need to get into their Mr. & Mrs. Smith outfits and give the terrorists wedgies.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2! Hilarious, but seriously these terriosts have nothing better on the agenda. You know President Bush is still alive and kicking, why not take that psycho out? No, these idiots want to kill two celebs shacked up in India making a movie.

Terrorists should really do the world a favour and take out both of these self-absorbed.

I so wish thhat Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton were in the flick too

yeah, that's pretty far down most terrorist's list