Nov 1 2006Anna Nicole Smith has pneumonia

COLD WEATHER DOES NOT CAUSE PNEUMONIA! Is her attorney my fucking great grandmother with that shit?

Here I come son!!!!!

Some more zombie jokes would be great now.

ANSLTC!

They say that pneumonia is like trying to breathe with bowling balls setting on your chest. Oh, wait ...

Hey #1 Why aren't you gloating with your top post??

#5, idunno *shrugs shoulders*

#5 - Because she's been there before... as have I. Ha! Ha!

JRZ, *hands your banana laffy taffy*, anyway...Why do we care? I....don't see the point in this story. =)

PS: I hope she dies, we'd be better off

Pneumonia is the least of her diseases that Anna Nicole has to worry about. But maybe we'll see a bunch of people fight over who is the "father of her pneumonia."

*unwraps laffy taffy and woofs it down* #8, Anna Nicole is a piss poor excuse for a mother. What did she dress up as for Halloween? A gravedigger?! Ha ha ha *downs 5 Pixy Stix at once*

The North Koreans are a bunch of poor faggots!

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/north_korea

Oh poor Anna,

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This saga just will not end

http://www.celebslam.com

well i guess we'll all get to see whether or not she has any real grief, she's on ET for the next few nights. supposedly we'll feel sad briefly.

#11

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But yeah, only Anna Nicole Smith could create an offshoot STD from pneumonia.

She's the plague.

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What other phantom diseases will she develop in an attempt to evade justice? Water in the knee? Hitting her funny bone? Crotch itch? Post nasal fucking drip? Toe fungus? Head On, apply directly to the fucking forehead? Send someone to dig up her son, throw her soon to be refatted ass in, then sit him on top of the mound of dirt in a lawn chair with a Mai Tai stapled to his hand.

Anna Nicole has an attachment and personality disorder. Whenever things don't go her way she will need to get sick (and may physically make herself so) in order to be rescued and get attention.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

LLAMOA

Head On. Ha.

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@11:

I don't have anything against faggots, but I sure as hell hate poor people. Almost as much as I hate fat people.

This just in, Anna Nicole Smith suffering from Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy.

Maybe they should give her some Welbutrin, since the commercial calmly boasts "if you take Welbutrin, you may have a seizure".

I love ads for new drugs... I'm off to get some Levitra right now and I don't even know what the fuck it's for...

#19 - I hate slant-eyed people who have the Bomb!

Will there be a day when there's nothing wrong with her? I would actually like to hear it when she gets something right but I guess it won't be as intersting as her messing everything up.

I didn't know that Pneumonia had replaced "Drug overdose" in newspaper reporting.

Rich- You'll throw a football straighter; this I know because I saw the commercial.

#22

I hate sheet-heads who have the bomb!

She's checking into the same medical center that oversaw the death of her son? Pneumonia? The big titted bitch has a death wish.

Thanks fish for the props - I send you the link to this article before it ever hits your site, along with a bunch of shit about how the high temps in the Bahamas haven't dropped below 80 all month. So you publish the article & don't give any fucking credit to anyone? Change the line on your posting page to "I'll publish your submission & no one will ever hear about who helped me the fuck out." That's more of the truth!

BTW, TC&LRHLTC.

I'd have thought the doctor's would have been more worried about the fact she's turning into that kid from "Mask". 10 bucks says she starts hanging out with Cher and Sam Shaeppard alot.

Right, one does not get pnemonia because the weather turns a little cold. Her lawyer thinks everybody is stupid. I'm so bored with Vicky and her posse.

she really needs bigger sunglasses.

Rofl, i literally laughed my ass off jrz..gravedigger..HA! Someone grab me some super glue >.> Anyway...*pours rootbeer flavored bottlecaps in my mouth* Does anyone notice she has a square face? Very...odd looking.

I am going with that she has AIDS. Full blown AIDS, because she neglected to take the advice of our friends at The Onion, you know it's a scientific fact that eating non-Brach's candy corns will give you full blown AIDS. And will kill your children unexpectedly.

Candy corn aside, I think Anna Nicole Smith is doing a fine job of killing her kids all on her own.

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hope she gets better