November 1, 2006
Anna Nicole Smith has pneumonia

Anna Nicole Smith has been hospitalized with pneumonia at the same medical center where her 20-year-old son Daniel died. Her attorney says:
"She has a slight case of pneumonia. We've had a sudden change of weather here due to a cold snap. I didn't gather it was anything serious."
Pneumonia? Sure. Why not. She could walk out of that hospital with a peg leg and a Japanese husband and it'd be just another day in the life of Anna Nicole Smith.
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Comments
1. Posted by jrzmommy on November 1, 2006 11:20 AM
COLD WEATHER DOES NOT CAUSE PNEUMONIA! Is her attorney my fucking great grandmother with that shit?
2. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 1, 2006 11:21 AM
Here I come son!!!!!
3. Posted by Ed Bambrick on November 1, 2006 11:21 AM
Some more zombie jokes would be great now.
ANSLTC!
4. Posted by serial snarkalec on November 1, 2006 11:28 AM
They say that pneumonia is like trying to breathe with bowling balls setting on your chest. Oh, wait ...
5. Posted by PrettyBaby on November 1, 2006 11:31 AM
Hey #1 Why aren't you gloating with your top post??
6. Posted by jrzmommy on November 1, 2006 11:37 AM
#5, idunno *shrugs shoulders*
7. Posted by Brain Embolism on November 1, 2006 11:48 AM
#5 - Because she's been there before... as have I. Ha! Ha!
8. Posted by Missallanpoe on November 1, 2006 11:48 AM
JRZ, *hands your banana laffy taffy*, anyway...Why do we care? I....don't see the point in this story. =)
PS: I hope she dies, we'd be better off
9. Posted by Madrid Marriott on November 1, 2006 11:55 AM
Pneumonia is the least of her diseases that Anna Nicole has to worry about. But maybe we'll see a bunch of people fight over who is the "father of her pneumonia."
10. Posted by jrzmommy on November 1, 2006 11:56 AM
*unwraps laffy taffy and woofs it down* #8, Anna Nicole is a piss poor excuse for a mother. What did she dress up as for Halloween? A gravedigger?! Ha ha ha *downs 5 Pixy Stix at once*
11. Posted by Brain Embolism on November 1, 2006 11:56 AM
The North Koreans are a bunch of poor faggots!
http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/north_korea
12. Posted by seyoboy on November 1, 2006 11:59 AM
Oh poor Anna,
http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/
13. Posted by CelebSlam.com on November 1, 2006 12:01 PM
This saga just will not end
http://www.celebslam.com
14. Posted by touchyfeely on November 1, 2006 12:02 PM
well i guess we'll all get to see whether or not she has any real grief, she's on ET for the next few nights. supposedly we'll feel sad briefly.
15. Posted by Ambassador of Sexy on November 1, 2006 12:06 PM
#11
"..."
But yeah, only Anna Nicole Smith could create an offshoot STD from pneumonia.
She's the plague.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
16. Posted by RichPort on November 1, 2006 12:08 PM
What other phantom diseases will she develop in an attempt to evade justice? Water in the knee? Hitting her funny bone? Crotch itch? Post nasal fucking drip? Toe fungus? Head On, apply directly to the fucking forehead? Send someone to dig up her son, throw her soon to be refatted ass in, then sit him on top of the mound of dirt in a lawn chair with a Mai Tai stapled to his hand.
17. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on November 1, 2006 12:17 PM
Anna Nicole has an attachment and personality disorder. Whenever things don't go her way she will need to get sick (and may physically make herself so) in order to be rescued and get attention.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
18. Posted by Ambassador of Sexy on November 1, 2006 12:27 PM
LLAMOA
Head On. Ha.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
19. Posted by BigJim on November 1, 2006 12:29 PM
@11:
I don't have anything against faggots, but I sure as hell hate poor people. Almost as much as I hate fat people.
20. Posted by jrzmommy on November 1, 2006 12:39 PM
This just in, Anna Nicole Smith suffering from Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy.
21. Posted by RichPort on November 1, 2006 12:44 PM
Maybe they should give her some Welbutrin, since the commercial calmly boasts "if you take Welbutrin, you may have a seizure".
I love ads for new drugs... I'm off to get some Levitra right now and I don't even know what the fuck it's for...
22. Posted by Brain Embolism on November 1, 2006 12:47 PM
#19 - I hate slant-eyed people who have the Bomb!
23. Posted by yardgraffiti on November 1, 2006 12:53 PM
Will there be a day when there's nothing wrong with her? I would actually like to hear it when she gets something right but I guess it won't be as intersting as her messing everything up.
24. Posted by Spindoc on November 1, 2006 1:05 PM
I didn't know that Pneumonia had replaced "Drug overdose" in newspaper reporting.
25. Posted by commissioner on November 1, 2006 1:07 PM
Rich- You'll throw a football straighter; this I know because I saw the commercial.
26. Posted by commissioner on November 1, 2006 1:08 PM
#22
I hate sheet-heads who have the bomb!
27. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on November 1, 2006 1:09 PM
She's checking into the same medical center that oversaw the death of her son? Pneumonia? The big titted bitch has a death wish.
28. Posted by wedgeone on November 1, 2006 1:14 PM
Thanks fish for the props - I send you the link to this article before it ever hits your site, along with a bunch of shit about how the high temps in the Bahamas haven't dropped below 80 all month. So you publish the article & don't give any fucking credit to anyone? Change the line on your posting page to "I'll publish your submission & no one will ever hear about who helped me the fuck out." That's more of the truth!
BTW, TC&LRHLTC.
29. Posted by HughJorganthethird on November 1, 2006 1:17 PM
I'd have thought the doctor's would have been more worried about the fact she's turning into that kid from "Mask". 10 bucks says she starts hanging out with Cher and Sam Shaeppard alot.
30. Posted by Giggles on November 1, 2006 1:24 PM
Right, one does not get pnemonia because the weather turns a little cold. Her lawyer thinks everybody is stupid. I'm so bored with Vicky and her posse.
31. Posted by ponk on November 1, 2006 2:07 PM
she really needs bigger sunglasses.
32. Posted by Missallanpoe on November 1, 2006 2:26 PM
Rofl, i literally laughed my ass off jrz..gravedigger..HA! Someone grab me some super glue >.> Anyway...*pours rootbeer flavored bottlecaps in my mouth* Does anyone notice she has a square face? Very...odd looking.
33. Posted by biatcho on November 1, 2006 3:08 PM
I am going with that she has AIDS. Full blown AIDS, because she neglected to take the advice of our friends at The Onion, you know it's a scientific fact that eating non-Brach's candy corns will give you full blown AIDS. And will kill your children unexpectedly.
34. Posted by Ambassador of Sexy on November 1, 2006 3:55 PM
Candy corn aside, I think Anna Nicole Smith is doing a fine job of killing her kids all on her own.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php