of course she miscarried... jeeeeezuz!

God, what a freak

Hey it's the jrzmommy story!

Who gives a FUCK???

I can't wait for this saga to end!

** On a happy note! **

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Girl on Girl Friday.

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It's a must see!!!

I wouldn't be surprised if this kid belongs to Flavor Flav, Prime Minister Tony Blair, or a Tickle Me Elmo doll. She has humped just about everything that might have a dick. The baby will most likely die from a lethal dose of stupidity and drinking to much windshield wiper fluid. It probably has so much brain damage already that eating mud will be it's biggest accomplishment over the next 5 years. I hope for the sake of mankind, the baby is injected with the DNA of Einstein, Socrates, and Ken Jennings so maybe her brain can develop just enough to allow her to operate a crayon.

Stallion,

My money is on a Dremel 400 Series XPR Rotary Tool with a Tungsten Carbide Attachment.

'cause that's how she rolls.

"I don't know why you're worried about me, you've been around my mother for 12 years and haven't had any p*ssy either."

Ha! Gotta love that Daniel.

3--I just took a page out of the Minnesotan Single-Mother's Guide to Survival, that's all.

So if she's admitted that Howard K. isn't the baby's father, but they put that on the birth certificate, then doesn't that qualify as falsification? And if she got Bahamian citizenship by lying that she owned a house there, isn't that also falsification?

So now she could get charged with criminal offenses (besides child endangerment, for acting like the baby's mother) and do jail time. In addition to getting evicted from her house, forced to return to the U.S., where she'll lose custody of her baby, and finally get no money from the estate of her deceased first husband.

This is justice - the more she lies, the quicker she gets caught. Ask yourselves this one, kiddies: if Howard K. is an attorney, why would he be stupid enough to keep telling her to CONTINUE LYING? What kind of lawyer does that make him (besides a lousy one)?

The lacquer fumes from next door have made me wonderously high. Everything is funny.

Where are all the bleeding hearts taking up for this silly bitch now?

MOOOO!!!

Seriously, commish. Remember those couple of days with "OMG--Anna Nicole was GREAT mother!"? C'mon baby, say it with me....vindicated.

This could not possibly get any weirder

http://www.celebslam.com

@6 I don't get it?

13-Sure it can. The part where a squad of naked gnomes pull off the Anna Nicole mask to reveal Chuck E. Cheese hasn't happened yet.

these people make britney and k-fed's family look like a norman rockwell painting

Poor Daniel, sacrificed to the methadone gods... they require virgins, but I'm not sure if he technically qualifies since the only woman he's ever fucked was his mom.

She probably miscarried because the TrimSpa shrivled up that little dare devil growing inside her.

jrz- For real. She's a real motherfucking mother of the year alright.

And some people question my parenting because I let my kid watch Southpark and cuss.

I'll tell you what; some motherfucker makes fun of my kid for being a virgin, I'd perform a epididymectomy, sans anesthesia.

#18

(crickets)

#3 Don't troll me again

Does anyone else suspect Anna Nicole is going to be a "suicide by accidental overdose" by the end of the year?
I think Howard is going to pull a Daniel on her and see to it that her ill-gotten Marshall winnings go straight into his own coffers. I just can't believe how fucked up this story keeps getting.

Anna Nicole calls me all the time. The other night she called and told me she wanted me to go to the store and buy her 10 cans of Vienna Sausage because it was "Fergalicious", and then she sang me a song about Mickey Mouse and eventually the line went dead, either because she passed out or someone happened to walk by and put their cock in her mouth.

#20.

(could give a damn about your opinion)
(applause)

Commish: Anna Nicole loved Daniel so much she shared her narcotics with him. I don't think even Kate Moss would be capable of loving Lila Grace that way.

#24

(CRICKETS)

I am so hurt that I was fucking trolled. Oh well, just gotta fight dirtier then. I see that niceness doesn't always pay off
:( No jrzmommy, I wasn't ripping on you. I don't rip on fellow mamas.

Someone needs to do some female circumcision on this vacuous bitch to keep her from having any more sex.

#14 hahahahaha

where the kid came from, what she used!!

try and keep up paisan :)

I always thought men could be the only sperm donors, but I guess her pussy could count as one too..............

danielle, this is for you:

A lonely mother gazing out of her window
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
If at any time he's in a jam
She'll be by his side
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
But all the praying just ain't helping
At all 'cause he can't seem to keep
His self out of trouble
So he goes out and he makes his money
The best way he knows how
Another body laying cold in the gutter
Listen to me

::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and lakes that
You're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way
Or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast

Little precious has a natural obsession
For temptation but he just can't see
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
But all he can say is baby it's good to me
One day he goes and takes a glimpse
In the mirror
But he doesn't recognize his own face
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me

::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::

I seen a rainbow yesterday
But too many storms have come and gone
Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of gray
I pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise Him for the sunny days

And like His promise is true
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
To bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
Wit such an endurin' pain
That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain
Who's to blame
For tootin' caine in your own vein
What a shame
You shoot and aim for someone else's brain
You claim the insane
And name this day in time
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind

Dreams are hopeless aspirations
In hopes of comin' true
Believe in yourself
The rest is up to me and you

#27 wow that was a troll? sounded just like you, sorry!

#31.

(CRICKETS)

@29 BarbadoSlim doesn't usually talk like that, or does he? I never said anything about it yet, so wierd that you would out of no where say something to me and expect me to get it............

Sad...no comment.

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jrzmommy--Plus, you know I never get that high up on the old food chainas #3!! :)

36--Baby--That wasn't me in #32, but we're cool.

If Hayters love Danielle, then Danielle is, by proxy, a Hayter. Further affiant sayeth not!!!

Geez, I have a dog named Danielle, and now, after following these threads, I hate the stupid bitch. Way to go, now I kick it whenever I come home.

#38. No sweetie, I HAD to change my screename (continuously) due to the fact that fucktards keep signing in under my name. Not that it's any of your business. haytersLuvDanielle is factual, deal with it.

#39. You should also kick your mother for giving birth to your dumbass. That's one bitch that deserves a good whipping.

seriously, who would seriously do it with Stern. That guy is 10th degree gross.

Ok Superfish, I'll say it. One of the best posts I've read.

Gotta love Daniel Ragging on Stern for not getting any. Too bad Stern had to kill him for it.

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#4 lame excuse for girl on girl action. Try again.

@40

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.

You're funny when you're angry, which seems like all the time. And funny in a frothing, mad-dog sorta way. Maybe we should call you Old Yeller.

Hold up... why is Jay Mohr in that picture and what does he have to do with any of this?

I mean, wouldn't hayters hayt Danielle? Not luv her? R u stoopid? Did sum Soul Glo drip off of your scalp and get n 2 ur brain?

@47
Yes, by definishun, hayters hayt, not luv. That wood bee an oxy more on.

#5 The question should be what has more memory ... the Tickle Me Elmo doll or Anna Nicole Smith. I said MEMORY not MAMMARY!

If she's got no money, going to lose the baby and get deported back to the states, when is she going to break down and just go to the next step of a full on porno "career"? Then we could see if she has been tightened up more than Joan Rivers and can actually still stuff one down.

Good Splrz H8 DanYELL, 2.

#46, Who is Jay Mohr?

No Stern may not be the baby's daddy, however she for sure fucked him. She was screwing him on that TV show.

@44 syrup - Did you check the Girl on Girl archives?

You all are just living proof of my screename.

Remember, I wouldn't have had to change my damn screename some odd number of times if little fucktards like yourselves weren't posting false crap under my name. But, that's what coms with dame.

All you little rejects can keep posting. Keep typing away. :]

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Alright Danielle:

I am pretty new her and so I have ignored you, tried to give you advice (remember the tidbits about anger and the complexion, Cocktail Hour and getting more sex?) and laughed at some of your bizarre insults. But you have proven to me that you are a Class A Bitch. You rip ON KIDS, ON MOTHERS and other shit you know nothing about. AND YOU TROLLED ME. So you are done.

College friends: "Hi Danielle, how come you don't wanna go out clubbing and try to get some dick with us? How come you are always on that computer with that crazy look in your eye?"

Danielle: "I can't go, I'm busy, (Anger Builds) I have to make everyone pay (Wild Eyed LOOk) , and also I have to try somehow to out-joke Richport, biatcho, jrzmommy,Hot BigJim and whoever else I can!"

To: ALL FISH FEEDERS
Subj: DanYELL

Just ignore her. Seriously, it's funnier to see her post random put-downs to no one in particular. She's desperately trying to get our attention.

PS: What do you all reckon "coms with dame" means?

(wind)

@56 jrzmommy, I understand what you're saying, but I've been sitting on this for a couple of days. I'm going to let it out now.

Danielle or HaYtersLuvDanielle, whatever... If your not going to post anything relevant to the thread in question, leave.
Quite causing hate and discontent for youself.
A couple of days ago, a DirtMcGirt was posting mindless bullshit like you, stirring up trouble. All of his posts were deleted and he got banned.
Which means theSuperficial is watching... ...YOU!

Actually, i did post something relevant to the thread. It's idiotic fools like you and jrz that post things that have nothing to do with the articles, not moi.

Mind your own damn business hag.

Yep, Danielle's just an attention whore, and if she were in my presence, I'd beat her like the woman she is.

Anywho!--

Anyone else think that Anna Nicole Smith fucked her son? I mean, she's from the South and all. It's probably second nature to her.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

EWWW! I hope Daniel comes back I really do. Let's have a seance and see if we can get him back to avenge himself. Then we can use him to do our bidding. Yessss- the plan comes together.

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Danielle, if you're going to pass wind, you should at least excuse yourself to the restroom.

@56, I was wondering that, too.

#55. Never said anything about you. Don't know you. Don't care to know you. If you were to die tomorrow I'd go to a movie and celebrate.

Could care less.

It's funny that Anna is nothing more than pretty and that is all that she has accomplished in this life. The rest seems so disgusting and just goes to show you can't judge a book by it's cover.

I feel most sad about that new baby of hers... what kind of life can they possible expect from this walking disaster.

Unreal.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

# 51 - Who is Jay Mohr? You might know this acclaimed thespian from such roles as a featured comedian on SNL in the 90's, Jerry McGuire's rival agent Bob Sugar, and most recently as executive producer of Last Comic Standing.

It wasn't a miscarriage. The kid escaped.

#60 - okay - back up there! I am from the South and frankly, that thought makes me want to puke.

She is a retard and WHITE TRASH - so maybe - but not all southern women are that way.... hell I couldn't even stand to watch her show for more than five minutes - it embarassed me that the dipshit is from this state!

I am hoping they keep her skanky ass in Bermuda - maybe use her for shark-bait... she could do another reality show where she goes in to film sharks unprotected and we can watch her disappear before our eyes....

#68

"the kid escaped"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohhhhhh, big belly laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

HaYtersLuvDanielle,
[you are (wind) from my asshole]
LoVersHateDanielle

#69. I wouldn't post here with a screename like that. That's some ghetto shit. Oh, by the way, shut the fuck up. Thanks.

#60. Like I said before, your ass is leaking.
You might wanna have that checked out.

Re being Sterndicked: "'EWWW...GROSS!!! No way!! I would never!'"
SO nice to see that she has standards. I was afraid that using methadone and xanax while pregnant meant otherwise.

I'm so relieved I can't tell ya.

I get the impression that a lot of strippers' lives turn out this way. We're just not privy to the details...or pictures...or reality shows.

@34...I guess I wasn't clear.

my bad

That really is sad about Daniel, he sounds like he somehow turned out miraculously cool.

I agree about the suspicious Stern, he's been after her money all along. This is like a bad 80s soap opera.

obviously Jay Mohr is not Lohan's sober friend

KimberWolf, I was a stripper, now I'm living a quiet life as a paralegal in a small town living with my husband and have no kids. Oh, and I give poisoned candy to children on occasion. And I skin cats, almost forgot about the cat-skinning there.

If Dannielyn inherits his forehead and her gums we are going to have to surrender her to the circus...it's only the right thing to do.

Zing! Daniel won that round. Poor kid, obviously he had more brains than Mama and SlimyStern put together... no wonder he got killed.

Personally, I think the Chroncles of Narnia would make infinitely MORE sense. If "Narnia" was full of trashy creepy people who yell at each other, and Lucy got killed by a falling tree, and Aslan were a nasty lawyer, and everyone was on heavy drugs...

And will SOMEONE please get that poor innocent baby away from her crazy white-trash mother and the creepy lawyer? Why are all these loser celebs like Mad Madge buying babies from across the world, when there's a poor little girl who's going to end up stuffed in a trashcan!