Nov 13 2006Angelina Jolie rides the train

beautiful!

oh my god she looks awful. what the fuck is wrong with her.

Ummm that's whitney houston. Damn poppyroozy and their mistaken identities.

Slow news day aparently...
#3 makes a good point - she's on a one way train to witney-ville (or houston-town)

Wrong Casting.

My sources tell me her right elbow was the inspiration for that thing in Alien

she look horrible what uglly hair

Jesus Christ! Can you say, "looks busted!" Apparently Brad Pitt is riding that thing like a redneck on the gravitron at the county fair! Rough and repeatedly. She's getting close to Nicole Richie territory with that weight. Hold her down and throw a burger down her throat!

WOW - she looks like crap - what's with the hair

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I'll tell you what's wrong with her, she's in fucking India, it's hot as hell and the place stinks, (even people from there acknowledge this), and everybody looks like shit.

Damn I need some cock.

shit
fuck
ass
bitch
whore
cunt

I believe I am all of those verbs. Goodnight to everyone. I'll be back tomorrow to humiliate myself some more.

Why do I do this to myself?

I refuse to believe that's her. She looks WEIRD.

Hey, #10 --

Could it be that the stress of raising a child and being pursued by the paparazzi is making her lose wieght? Could it be the heat and dust of Mumbai?

Yes, yes it can.

Can it be because everybody there "looks like shit"? I highly doubt it. Most likely you look like shit yourself, your pathetic asshole.

She looks fine, people. You go to India and try to stay prim and proper. Doesn't work.

Anyway, it's a story because it gets a picture of Angelina Jolie in their publication. Simple as that.

she looks like a knocked-up cabbage patch doll, kinda on the meagre side there too. Gosh, jolie seems to be enjoying a wealth of global starvation, they best hope she doesn't eat the train :p

Popozao baby, omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey #13 I do look like shit but that's beside the point, I meant it as looking like shit 'cause it's hot ass hell and you're sweaty and dirty from being outside, hence look like a shit.

So fuck you AND blow me, and learn to analyze what you read before you post to me.

hello morons: she is shooting a movie in India, playing the part of Daniel Pearl's widow, who is of mixed-race, hence the busted hair.( I am also of mixed-race, so don't start) She is also, as has been mentioned, in fucking INDIA. Where they still have the plague. You can probably get it through showering in the disease-ridden water, so she smells as bad as she looks. That's why she was on the train-her driver got a whiff and was all, "No fucking way".

This is most likely on the set of the movie about murdered journalist Daniel Pearl. Angelina is playing his wife, Marian, who's hair looks just like that (see link).

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I want my own personal makeup artist for Christmas. Becaus I never want to be photographed looking like this.

WTF is up with that arm? I've seen heroin additcs with less visible veins.

OMG! I actually had to pull a double take when I was scrolling through! For a second there I thought it was a post-surgery Halle Berry/Michael Jackson hybrid. But it was only Jolie, and those cushions on her face. It's such a turn on.

She looks incredibly ugly. I live in NYC, and I've run into a few minor celebrities. They do not even come close to looking like they look on TV/film. I love when they photographed without their celebrity makeup teams. Angelina looks like major shit here...

Permanent dark circles under eyes, grey skin, disgusting arms & hands and that constant freaky glare ...
I've been screaming the ugliness of that woman for years ...

She looks like she was sucking the glass pipe among other things. Her inner elbows (red marks) look like she has been pretty submissive. ;-)

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Yes, she looks like she lost weight...but, hello, she's in India. Anyone I've ever met who's been there says they lost weight because it's so hot and humid you just don't want to eat much (and a lot of Americans don't like the food). But...it makes it seem kinda authentic. You know, she's believable as a widow who's lived on stress, grief and coffee.
But...it would be nice to see her get a bit more color, and food, when she gets back to the states. Cuz right now it looks like picking up her kids could snap her arms.

Is that Jolie or Richie?

LOOK at her arms!

Whoop-dee-freakin-doo.

Angelina rides the train with four bodyguards and AP/Reuters reports on it. I ride the train solo to downtown Manhattan on the regular, and get flashed by a randy hobo whose genitals I know don turtlenecks every season of the year.

Okay, so he doesn't so much flash riders as much as I just always seem to curiously look for the hole in the crotch of his sweatpants, but that's beside the point.

This story is so much more entertaining.

I cant believe her getting on a train makes the news. Just shows how many brangelunatics there are out there.

WHO CARES PEOPLE ITS JUST A TRAIN. SHE HAS TO GET AROUND SOMEHOW.

TheEmancipationOfFirecrotch... your story WAS DEFINATLY way more interesting than slutilina riding a train. Thankyou. It made my trip to the Superfish interesting which is more than I can say for the time I wasted reading this post. Mind you I'm glad to see the superfish agrees.

More important, when'd she get a jerry curl?

Did she eat lunch?

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Whoa. I guess you can add Angelina to the list of celebs who only look good when their face is caked with makeup...

Jolie is half negro.

Poor Angelina, I guess her visit to India resulted in some gutter rat making a nest in her hair. Brad might think that is hot.

Nice Jerry curl.

In other news, Jesus was black.

you with the weird name. skinny arms doesn't affect what your face looks like. atleast she doesn't look like a SLIGHTLY younger Dustin Hoffman ( beedy close-set eyes, swollen nose, thin bowed lips, long chin)....you prob know who im talking about.

She looks like a man, ... well actually a shy young lad begging to have his little starfish punctured. I do love the mens.

BJLTC ;^0

Jesus tap dancing christ it's jerry curls! Nasty yo.

Is that Karen Carpenter? God, that was the first thing I thought when I saw her arms, I know she has always had skinny arms, but yikes. Maybe I should ship her some healthy food.

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So what if she lost a few pounds? She is still Angelina! I bet you`re all jealous:)

I don't believe that's Angelina Jolie... please have her lift her shirt to prove it. I have no idea how they would get Daniel Pearl's wife naked in a movie, but Jolie will find away. Me, my Lubriderm, and my case of Kleenex say so.

@17:
Omg.
It's people like you that make Americans look dumb to the rest of the world. Step out of your bubble of bad information you ignorant fiend. Indian's don't suffer from the plague and elephants aren't the primary means of transport. We're half the reason your economy is sustaining at all, clearly people as dumb as you couldn't possibly be doing much to help it.

damn she still looks amazing and i bet shes not wearing makeup
stop talking shit lets see how many of you guys can do that

41--Can do what? Ride a train full of Indians in that heat with the smell? I've been on crowded packed public transit in sri lanka when angelina was just a self-mutilating teenager and I rarely wear more than Chapstick, so, big fucking deal. Or are you talking about that Jewfro perm? Oh, well, that's another story right there. I wouldn't perm my hair for all the rupees in Punjab.

I couldn't believe I said it, but I did - last night,when a friend mentioned offhand how hot she is, I was looking at these pictures and just screamed, "Not anymore!" She looks DISGUSTING. Where's the gorgeous curvy Angie from Mr and Mrs Smith? She looks skeletal, and Marianne Pearl is not that thin!
As for blaming India - my dad is a rich guy who went to work in India for a month, where he stayed in a five-star hotel that did it up completely American style for him. You're telling me that BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE haven't tricked out their stay to the nth degree? They would have never brought their kids otherwise. And Brad isn't exactly looking like Carson Daly or anything...

Hey, #16 --

You look like shit AND you're full of it. Go get some fiber or something.

and #17 --

If they have the plague in India, it's sure as hell not in Mumbai, k?

They have plague in Arizona and Los Angeles. and in spot #44. nyuk nyuk nyuk.

I saw "Ghandi". No one on this planet can convince me India is a great vacation spot.

Ah! Welcome to Sunny Bayonne, NJ!!

What's up with the stupid fucker using my name on the NR thread?

Why do you always see pics of Jolie and the two adopted kids, but you never see the "real" Jolie-Pitt?

It looks like her and that hair took a ride on the "BASE ROCK EXPRESS!!!".
Old school style.
Way to go Fangie..hit that soda can!

Oh nice comeback #44, you are the one who's full of shit, you had much to say the first time you put your hind legs on the keyboard. I'll tell you what, I'll take a spoonfull of Fibercon if you cram yourself a nice bowl of shut your fucking piehole.

Use any orifice

normally seeing the words "Angelina Jolie" and "train" in the same sentence would make me spontanteously ejaculate, however this story SO did not live up to the headline.

Commish - it needs attention and it wants to be you/ me/ us.

#52 - HA!!!

FUCk, I thougt it said she was HIT by a train. I can't wait until this dumb cunt dies.

She's been in Africa so long, she's starting to thing she's really a native African. Look at those jerry curls. Damn, that's fugly

Angelina is severely anorexic. We should be focusing on her rather than Nicole Richie because she's in worse shape. !!!

Apperently #13 is a mother in india

Angelina to her makeup artist:

"Hmmmm....gimme the "Carla from Cheers" look today. Thanks."

She is shooting a movie ... her look is her costume ...

#24 - The food in India is supposedly good; I've never eaten it, since I don't enjoy ending up sick in the hospital.
#44 - Getting a little defensive, aren't we?

#17 - India doesn't have the plague; you're thinking of New Mexico.

17 and I was thinking she was only of the countless caucasian actors trying to look black. You know Jolie is going to keep the ethnic look, tacky as it is she's in dumbshitville so ugly is hot to her.

There is something severely wrong with the world when Angelina Jolie looks like a haggard, anorexic heroin addict and Tara Reid actually looks cute.

What the fuck thats not even angelina jolie thats fucking whitney houston,too ugly to be her and who gives a shit if she rides a train homeless people ride it everyday and they never make the papers.

Some people need to get their facts straight....there is a world outside the US. The plague????? WTF!!!!!! elephants?????? Get an education.

It makes me happy to see her looking so ugly and shooting a movie that is so pointless.

She looks crap. If angie was actually serious about playing the character of Marianne pearl acurately she would have gained a bit of wieght as the REAL Marianne Pearl (although slim) was never anorexic looking. She's more concerned about her own vanity than anything else and the only reason she probably took the role was probably because Jen aniston had wanted it for far longer than her.
Angie needs to take notes from proper actresses who can actually look appropriate as certain characters such as Charleze Theron (???sorry, that prob. spelt wrong) in "monster".

ok, she's a little too skinny, she does not look good as a natural curly haired person, which thankfully, she doesn't have to live with curly hair. (see Cameron Diaz's hair in "Being John Malkovic" ewwwwww!)
Light green is not her color. Maybe they'll make it look better in the movie with some sepiatone film, or lighting that makes it looks... well, like a film about a journalist killed by terrorists and how crappy that was for everyone involved. There. Get OFF it. Marianne Pearl is quite cute, however.

ok, she's a little too skinny, she does not look good as a natural curly haired person, which thankfully, she doesn't have to live with curly hair. (see Cameron Diaz's hair in "Being John Malkovic" ewwwwww!)
Light green is not her color. Maybe they'll make it look better in the movie with some sepiatone film, or lighting that makes it looks... well, like a film about a journalist killed by terrorists and how crappy that was for everyone involved. There. Get OFF it. Marianne Pearl is quite cute, however.

yeah, it's the equivalent of a private train

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