Nov 1 2006Alyssa Milano and others attend Heidi Klum's Annual Halloween party

First!

who are any of these people?

This isn't about Paris Hilton so I'm not sure if it counts....
Someone should have dressed up as Paris at age 50, that would have been scary

so Alyssa Milano went as a butterfly that kept the hairy caterpillars for arms?

DanYELL went as Bigfoot....no costume necessary.

This girl in the Dallas Cowboy outfit is a soap actress on Bold & The Beautiful. Her name is: Jennifer Gareis (plays Donna Logan)

Yep FULL of useless information!!

Jrzmommy went as herself, a hooker with 8 kids. You sure did keep them up past thier bedtime!

Alyssa looks pretty

Alyssa had the prettiest costume, but she's too short, so she looks a little stumpy.
Minnie Driver in green is horrendous. The tiara is nice, though.
Rhona Mitra looks like she got her costume for $7.99. The cape is still marked with folds and her tights have a nice hole in them. And why no make-up? Methinks Wonder Woman was a bit more of a babe.

That's not a costume she's wearing, that's what she wears to casting calls, except most times she'll also wear a big cardboard sign tied around her neck that reads "I take yards and yards of cock".

Nah, they're used to that kind of shit, DanYELL. And I have 10 kids, not 8. And I prefer Human Trampoline.

By the way, the I before E rule does not apply to the word "their." Don't they teach you those things in DC Public Schools?

Alyssa Milano is an Italian hottie!!!

jrzmommy, I don't know anything about DC public schools but this I do know that when I am in a gang bang with E I always go before E

13--sage advice, amigo.

Oh and the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader can leave her costume next to my bed in the pile with Gisselle's button costume and the black dress Scarlett was wearing and that other Halloween party

White people are funny...funny looking i mean.

White, Peach, Wall...same thing.

Danielle? does your mom know you're surfing the web when you're supposed to be paying attention in school?
Now ask the teacher to undo your seatbelt, put your helmet back on and return to your desk. Jeeeezuz kid.

No comment

danielle, I was wondering, can you do the "Chicken Noodle Soup" dance?

so if it's dumb fights today, that must mean it's amateur political science tomorrow

Holy shit - window licker on the short bus has "no comment".

Hot damn, has it finally learned? Nah bet it is getting help from it's class mates.

It rubs the lotion on its skin

White people are funny looking? Holy shit - are you "of color" I will turn you over to members of your own race for a beating down.

Look in the mirror - EVERYONE is funny looking you wonkey eyed, knock kneed tubba lard!

danielle is unfunny ... and by unfunny I mean well unfunny

Unfunny, dumb, illiterate, ... same thing

#19. No, but I can do the "Slap a Bitch" dance. Wanna see?

Pagan the Cunt...has a nice ring to it.

#23. Just like the dog you fucked last night, huh?

This must be "Shitty Costumes of the Rich & Semi-Famous/Has-Beens"

Hey, guess what. Alyssa Milano went to High school at Shattuck St. Mary's High School. That's in Faribault MN... I was born and raised there. I'm cool now.

and by do danielle means "recieve"*

* see I always go before e

hey danielle, is that something like the "Shaving My Knuckles" dance you do so well?

white. period.

@25 -- danielle that is a very snappy comeback I mean really you had an animal, a swear word, a reference to sex, and the word huh. Very good

And yes my girlfriend dressed up as a dog last night and I fucked her doggie style, while barking and howling.

Now run along, eat your mac and cheese, and go to work at your floor scrubbing, toilet licking, tampon disposing job.

danielle, don't you have to go? I mean, you're going to miss '106 and Park'!

Because we sure do need a few more updates about Heidi Klum's Halloween Party.

I suppose your country bumpkin ass can do better?

Licking toilet's is something you would do. Go back to your Out House and think about that, kay?

#32. You're missing Laguna Beach....what an idiot. Actually, I watch that show. hmmmm.

Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa... I'd bend you over and give you what-for with my French tickler... but ONLY after I waxed the crack of your ass! (With hairy arms like those, well, y'all get the idea...)

Miss Milano is one of the few child-stars that grew up hot.

Oh and Tom Cruise is still a douchebag

www.steamingpileofspin.blogspot.com

Osh - she just called me a cunt! LOL holy crap Daneille - is that the BEST the zit club in the HS computer lab could come up with?

Danielle - the only dance I see you doing is the "Dee Dee Dee"

Oh shit - you probably arent allowed to stay up late enough to watch Carlos, huh?

How about the hokey pokey? I am sure daddy will stop poking you if you turn yourself around :)

hey danielle, this is for you:

Hey yo you,
You see most cats would take adavantage of you right now
But I aint gon do that, you heard
Imma give you the game, right
Imma give it to you because
I dont want somebody to give my little girl the game
So she could find her s.e.x.

[Verse 1:]
Life's a trip
Heard you just turn 17 and finally got some hips
Hustlers on the block go crazy when you lick your lips
But they just want relations, they dont want relationships
(Welcome to the real world)
It aint the same
Fellas old enough to be your daddy know your name
Everybody's talkin bout how much that girl dun changed
Cant quite put your finger on it but you feel it's strange
Like's it's fire in your vains

[Chorus:]
Girl it's just your s.e.x.
Momma's secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby's found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go

[Verse 2:]
The block is packed
Baby got an additude and proud to holla back
Momma's giving advice but she aint tryna hear that
Not because its wrong, just her delivery is wack
(Shay, get your butt in this house, if I see you with another boy, I swear..)
Life is rough
You say that your not ready for sex but you're in love
He says if you really loved him, you would give it up
Momma says thats just a line guys use to get you're stuff
Which one will you trust?

[Chorus:]
Girl it's just your s.e.x.
Momma's secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby's found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go

[Verse 3:]
Hey yo Lyfe,
She might take it better coming from a woman (get 'em girl)
See, he'll tell you all kind of things to get in your pants, yeah
Baby, it's a fact that once it's gone, you'll never get it back (never get it back)
Hold on to your innocence
Use your common sense (your worth waiting for)
Be strong
Honey, dont give in, blessings come with patience
Till we meet again, im praying for you

[Chorus:]
Girl it's just your s.e.x.
Momma's secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby's found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go

Note to Danielle- Don't fuck with Osh or Jrz. I've witnessed them eating little girls like you for breakfast.
Hmm... I now have the strangest hankering for a girl-on-girl-on-girl threesome....

@38 -- Pagan if she turned herself around Daddy would just poke her in the other hole.

@34 -- Danielle, a country bumkin eh -- Well I am in a city larger than you as I write this. Oh and I must have done better than you since you copied it or tried to at least because "Licking toilet's" makes no sense. You under-fed, over-sexed, under-educated, over-diseased gerbil.

So, I was at my local hardware store today, and the cashier looked a wee bit familiar. I shit you not people, it was Edna Fucking Bambrick. Alas, I had no way to document this startling discovery.... For some reason, though, her name tag said Theresa. She looked rather suspicious of my purchases (super glue and eye hooks), rang me through and then, get this... said "Have a nice day."

She's on to me....

Help.

Wait, who's got the popcorn? Let's sit back and watch the beatin' down of DanYELL...

Silly retard,
the 'Fish is for Grown-Ups.

Krisdylee - you beautiful cuntilicious babe. Where the hell have you been? We have fresh meat on here that is trying to play.

Thought papahotnuts was keeping Edna busy - they are still honeymoonin ya know?

Krisdylee - http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/heidi_klum_and_seal_get_in_the.html

here is some more. Get extra butter on that popcorn...yep, it is that good :)

#27. milano didn't go to shattuck, her brother did. she did, however, visit from time to time.

Now these are fucking costumes!! I likey. And Alyssa is super hot, I like the fellas but I might have the old drunken girly kiss with her

the pictures are fun, the comments about the pictures are funny, the fights are off-topic, childish and stupid. the 'Fish is for Grown-Ups??? obviously not. it'd be more fun if it were.

#48 - you are a penis-face doody-head.

I think Rhona is auditioning for the Wonder Woman movie. Clever move to plant the idea in Joss Whedon's head. Well played

#48 I totally agree with you. It was funny at first - well actually not really - now it is just pathetic. Give it up people - you suck.

It is funny how much Danielle is getting you all worked up! You say she is a child - but listen to yourselves - fucking idiots.

Well, they're all loads more creative than the amazing Gonhorrea Girl :P

LilRach - just something to do while the migraine meds kick in and some celeb does something that we can really rag on.

Later Fishies - gonna go back into a dark room and pray for death.

#50, It's about as well played as Sean Young showing up drunk on a talk show dressed as Catwoman back in the day when she was auditioning and then lost to Michelle Pfeiffer.

51, you say fucking idiots, I say righteous mother fuckers. If you don't like it, suckit.

Alyssa Milano is still alive?

http://www.celebslam.com

biatcho, no offense, but you're no jrzmommy!

Danielle:

Sweetheart, I fear all of your angst that is causing you to lash out may be the result of not having a profound sense of self. You need to get rid of the reactive mind and achieve clarity.

I strongly suggest you look into the Church of Scientology to gain the balance that your soul so desperately yearns for.

Oh, and when Tom Cruise offers you koolaid, make sure to drink deep.

Thankfully, cause that would mean I was from Jersey. Don't you have some politicizing to do?

Hey, do you want free sex? DO YOU?

Well, I don't have any to offer you. But I do have a new site that will make you moist. Come rub against it and tell me what you think.

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

Alyssa's choice of costume is, shall we say, unfortunate, and she has hairy forearms.

she must have a tropical rainforest down there...

Seek Help BigJim. When I say "help" I mean "Weight Watchers"

When Bill Maher puts more effort into his costume, you know you suck at life (see: Paris Hilton, Linday Lohan, Scarlett Johansson).

It's a costume party.

Not a pretty party.

Ugh.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

The girl in the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader outfit is Jennifer Gareis. She was on The Young and the Restless on and off from 1996-2004.

Danielle--

Is probably loving the attention you're all giving her.

But she does need to stop being such a stupid bitch.

Someone needs to beat her like the woman she is.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

#50 - I was about to say that

Man, some people are getting desperate... and it might feel good for Whedon to be the most disputed blowjob in Hollywood (for brunettes, at least).

Oh, and Danielle, I'm not white, so, would you suck my dick?

Dear Ambassador of Sexless-

Pull that stick out of your ass. And yes, I do love the attention. My fans adore me. That's more than I can say for you.

#67. What's your address?

Team jrzmommy! Goooo jrzmommy WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LOL!

Now, let me say this, I'm straighter than the most conservative straights, but alyssa milano could easily make me turn if, ya know, I wanted to do a girl...did I just say that???? yup! she is very pretty....and minnie, she did the best thing possible for her career, she covered up her face! now, if she would only keep it that way, oh and never talk again, she would be doing hollywood, and thus the world, a great big favor!

You're all sick and twisted shut-ins. How does jrzmommy have time to watch her kids when she's responding to every single post at 3-5 minute intervals throughout the day? And richport, you seem smart, so what's your deal? Why are you so addicted to commenting on celebrity gossip? James, why are you so angry with and jealous of black men? And Danielle, if you're 20, shouldn't you be in college and studying? What is the deal with you people?! Now. Back to enjoying the recreational gossip, and trying to ignore the uneducated/racist/sexist/crazy comments posted below them.

My name's danielle and I'm a stupid racist cunt. BigJim you big sexy white bitch give it to me in @$$! I have no friends and nobody likes me because I'm ugly and stupid! Forgive me oshkosh and pagan I bow down to your greatness!

I thought these celebrities could afford good costumes and such. Minnie that is NOT a good costume, you want an out there costume go and look at heidi's for inspiration

People # 71 is feeling Righteous... can someone give him edna's email so they can coverse on the evil's of the internet. She'll teach you how to report someone properly # 71!

74: If it's righteous to think that posting uneducated/racist/sexist/crazy comments literally all day long on a second-tier celebrity gossip blog is profoundly retarded...then I guess I must be righteous. Bye now!

The chick in Dallas Cowboy's "costume" is Jennifer Gareis: http://imdb.com/name/nm0004947/

RichPort, jrzmommy, biatcho.
I found danYELLs "apology"!
It's on the "KFeds Ferrari" thread: (Note the date)

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/kevin_federline_and_his_person.html#comment

"255. Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 1:48 PM

#252. I'm not a racist. In fact, I take everything back that I ever said. You're right, I shouldn't talk about other people that I don't even know. It's just that I've experienced one too many acts of racism in my day and I just simply came on here to vent out some of my frustration.

Truth is, I do like caucasians and other races. I think that all races have an impact on the world and contribute as well.

I didn't mean to cause any of you all any harm. You all are probably really good people who make wise choices and are going far in life.

The truth is: I go to a university..but it's not Howard. I only said that because my sister goes there and I look up to her because she busts a 4.0 each semester.

I do go to a university though, no it's not a community college. It is a good upstanding small campus university with alumni that have been recognized for thier achievements throughout the years.

I live in DC, NE to be exact. I am of a middle-class standing, and I like it that way. I live nowhere near Barry Farms..as someone pointed out earlier. In fact, this past weekend, me and my cousins were actually dared to go to that part of town,..but we chickened out.

I am a normal 19 year old, about to celebrate her 20th birthday in 3 months and I DO sincerely apologize for any hurtful things that I have said. Especially to you biatcho..I know that if I lost my father the way that you did, I wouldn't want anyone to make a joke out of it.

Please do except my apology, I am truly sorry."

Why does Minnie Driver always look like she was the last to get picked for the team?

So the fuck what. You know what else you can find? My foot in your ass, real soon.

Yeah, Minnie Driver's costume sucks, but I love that color!

#77 - well, she still ain't telling the truth, apology or not. No "normal" 19 year old, and especially a self-confessed "bugar"* eater, is that stupid, although begging for BigJim to assream her does show a slight spike in the IQ graph. Even 'tards want a poke occasionally. (This theory also explains why K-Earl has a home.)

*Always assuming she meant "booger" and not "burger". You can't tell, as she can't spell. (Hey, that rhymes!)

#79 danielle - If that is really you...

If you want a shit smelling foot, be my guest.
Put your foot as far up my ass as you want!

Actually, Brainless...

That is NOT me. Some dick sucker wants to use my screenname and post false stories on here. I guess that's the price i have to pay for being so damn famous. ahhhh.

I shouldn't even be talking to you. Like I said in my earlier posting, if your name isn't Richport, Jrzmommy, or Biatcho.......Shut the Fuck Up. It's really that simple.

Go take a shit and feel better, kay?

#81. Almost forgot, UnsexyWitch:

As you can see, there is an imposter in here. Any normal person would spell "booger" right. Obviously this person is a dumbass cunt.

You can read my other post as well. Goes a little something like this "Shut the Fuck Up".

You can go turn tricks now.

#57 - Uuuuhhh, who the fuck are you? Biatcho is one fucking funny beeotch, and of course she's no Jrz; we already have one of those. Just like I'm no Biatcho, get it? Now stop fucking trolling me, idiot. And remember: punctuation (i.e. Caps where appropriate). You'll be a more convincing RichPort then, but everytime you take a leak you'll realize you're not me. So sad...

Oh yeah, damnYELL blows more than hurricane season.

#48 - Eat me. Mature enough for you??

#84 - How deathless and original - "Shut the Fuck Up"! WOW! However did you come up with that? Any normal person would also be a fuck of a lot funnier than you are, but we're not holding our breath waiting for you to improve, so it's gotta be you punking yourself.
BTW, isn't that your pimp on the phone wanting to know why you're not on all fours on your designated streetcorner already?

It's WAY past yor bedtime.

#86. Okay whatever. You can take what I say to the bank and shove it a damn safe.

I'm not wasting anymore of my time on your pathetic ass. I have enough groupies as it is.

You can save your lame jokes for your herpes infected family for storytime at the hospital.

Get lost, fucktard.

#88. WHATEVER? That's the best you can do? "Take what I say to the bank"? Admit it, you HAVE to be SJTLQ, or even worse, her husband of the many-vowelled name. No one can seriously be as lame as this.

As lame as responding by saying "no one can seriously be this lame"? hmmm......yes, you're so right. You're a fucking wizkid. You deserve a grammy.

Praise for UnsexyWitch, the Smart Cunt.

And you deserve to go back to cockgobbling Idi Amin and the rest of your clients. Hurry along, they're waiting. And it's "Grammy" with a capital "G", you numb cunt.

The adoring fans..ahhhh can't get enough of it.

SEXYbitch, do know that I am not as lame as your ass. I really don't need to explain myself. There are 2 maybe even 3 fucktards running around on here posing as me.

If I were to talk about you in any way, I woud simply call you a:

cumsucking,blowjob giving, ass shaking, ghetto, fugly, dick in her drawers, hoedown, sloppy, fat ass, shit for brains hooker with herpes whore.

ahhh. glad I got that off my chest.

Lydia Hearst and Michelle Trachteeenberg were way better fairys.

http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/11/hottest-halloween-party-girls.html

#92 Fans? Groupies? How desperate are you? All these imposters out there and each just as unfunny, and delusional as the last. I've changed my mind - you're not SJTLQ, you're Star Jones. (It was the "drawers" that gave you away.) Now go sit on Al with that slimy cooze of yours. God knows why he loves it.

yaWn....it must be that time of the night when boring people start posting because they have no life due to them being overweight.

ah well, time for some shut eye.

#95. Rapier sharp rejoinder. I can see why others would want to imitate such wit and razor-sharp persiflage. I can also see why Minnie Driver might think that blue color is flattering, too.
Ah, enlightenment.

LLAMA

Danielle's a nigger.

Ha.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Lamest fight ever.

*waits for the barrage of lame replies*

You're all losers. Danielle should study more. JRZ'z children should be given to child protection services, because clearly she's too busy typing racist responses to bored college students to take care of them. Ambassador of Sexy has the herp and masks her fear of losing her job to a black person by using words like "nigger" anonymously on the internet. Richport is wasting his energy at a site like this. Crazy stew. If you all spent half the energy that you put into this ass-tarded website into your careers, maybe you would be famous too.

Know what Danielle? You will never fit in here. Um, well, maybe in a year when we all move on to another, cooler, blog, and leave you behind in a retarded stupor, and ONLY then you'll assume the BlogMaster position.... only then, you'll be BlogMaster for a bunch of weenies. And we'll all be driving flying cars. So, fuck you.

jrzmommy, I'd like to express my gratitude to you by burying my face in your snatch for about 1/2 hour. I wouldn't say no to 69, either baby. You hot cunty fucking slutty whore.

I will say that I apologize for being crass, even though it was necessary...

...and true...

But yeah, sorry, or something.

So, Jennifer Love Hewitt dressed up as Charlie Chaplin.

That's another celebrity playing by the Hallow's Eve rules.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Call me fruity, but I like the fairy costumes. Maybe it is because I also like fruit punch and lucky charms. I am thinking there might be a connection.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Alyssa, NO!!!!!!

Paris went as Paris. Slag.

Or an existential comment on the nature of humanity, and the person created by the media, who is not her...

No, wait, she's still a slag.

Paris went as Paris. Slag.

Or an existential comment on the nature of humanity, and the person created by the media, who is not her...

No, wait, she's still a slag.

Paris went as Paris. Slag.

Or an existential comment on the nature of humanity, and the person created by the media, who is not her...

No, wait, she's still a slag.

Paris went as Paris. Slag.

Or an existential comment on the nature of humanity, and the person created by the media, who is not her...

No, wait, she's still a slag.

Fuck! Minnie Drivers head looks like a fucking Cabbage Patch kid!

#2, Most of these chicks are has-been actresses. Others are never will be's.

#99 - It's not a waste of time, it's a needed diversion. I appreciate the kind words and agree that "nigger" is a word that should only be used by Blacks, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, and the KKK. Seriously people, it's easy enough to anally rape damnYELL without stooping; please be more original. Such as:

damnYELL's so ugly, she has ears on the back of head because they're scared of her face! She looks like a fucking nappy teacup.

Oh yeah, I'd hop on Alyssa Milano like a fucking trampoline. Then when I'm ready to dismount, I'll do a double flip, stick the landing (strip), and thrust my arms about in the air. A PERFECT 10 (inches)!!!

Another gold medal fucking performance...

Kristy--XOXO!!!

You know I was just thinking the other day how nicely we've all been playing with each other the last few weeks here at the Superfish.......and then BAM! DanYELL, the Queen of all that is Government Subsidized, shows up and kills our buzz. THAT, my friends, is why I wish dinosaurs were still alive. I would feed DanYELL the Cunt to a pack of them bizarre and vicious dog-sized dinosaurs they just discovered the remains of in Madagascar and we could all sit with our opera glasses eating Jujyfruits and drinking Stoli's on the rooftops of DTC's housing project and watch with joyful hearts as the fucking Yetti from Chocolate City gets picked alive by nasty little prehistoric beasts. Then we could all rejoice with one big group French kiss (and then dose up on Tamiflu and Zicam) and dance wildly in the streets of our Nation's Capital.

Pickup lines Alyssa heard the whole night:

"Hey there, Tinkerbell, you wanna make my wish come true?"

"Fairy princess, have I got a wand for you!"

"Normally I don't like fairies, but with you, I'll smell your pixie dust..."

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Jrz, we'll have wear sunglasses... the flood lights from the police choppers can be just blinding...

#97. {Danielle's a nigger?}- This statement only proves that you're as bland as the whore who popped you out of her well worned out meat hole.
I mean, come on. That's like me calling you a CRACKER and then jumping for joy because I thought I had really accomplished something. Ah well, I guess people with shit for brains can't dig up any original material.

But....just for the hell of it: CRACKER :]ahh. I think I did just accomplish something. Either that or I just puked a little in my mouth from the thought of your fugly ass. Eh.

97, 98, 99, 100, 101 {Fans}- with lame posts. Seriously, all of your screenames are just screaming low self-esteem.

Ambassador of Sexy? What are you, like 7? Oh no, I get it. You're a middle-aged male nutsack who can't get it up for his hairy morbidly obese wife? Right? You come on here to make yourself feel better, don't you? You're one sick fucktard..geesh.

Krisdylee- ??? What the hell is THAT? Sounds like some shit from I'maWhiteNerdVille. Do me a favor, pull that dick out of your ass and get a real screename..then come back and tell some funnier jokes, kay?

Bitchypoo Bitchypoo....damn, can't think of anything other than that. Your time really IS up.

Take your old ass back to Country Town and buy some more lubricant for that male hooker you met at the bar last night. You need a good lay, your jokes are corny. Yawn....even that was corny. Man, you guys are such a drag.

JrZMammy~ I doubt that anyone would miss you if I just so happen to shoot you in the skull. Those 8..no 10 little termite kids of yours would probably be the only fucktards to attend your funeral. I feel sorry for you. No I don't :]

This girl in the Dallas Cowboy outfit is a soap actress on Bold & The Beautiful. Her name is: Jennifer Gareis (plays Donna Logan)

Yes. Formerly known as Horseface Grace from Young And The Restless.

#115 Maybe if you are nice someone will lend you a funny joke....until then the word is silence.

This shit is still goin on?! Well, you'll all be happy to know that I had a wonderful night last night and didn't think about you guys at all :)

Richport- I think your missing it here. You need to use your sexy powers to seduce said danielle and THEN break her down. That's my advice to ya.

Leave it to the inner-city pickaninny to toss in some good, old-fashioned ghetto gun violence. You're a credit to your race, DanYELL. I knew it was just a matter of a few posts until you resorted to a stereo type...only I was thinking you'd come out with something more Song of the Southish, like "I wuz bawn wif big gums, suh" or "I don know nuthin 'bout birthin' no babies, Miss Scahlet"....gun violence...how positively gangsta! neat. I should ask Pat McGuire if things have gotten that rough at Kirby Hall.

If you stop feeding the slut, it will leave!

What a way to start the motherfucking day, having to catch up on Danielle's delusional rants.

Danny-boy: you don't have fans, you have a lot of people who hate you. People who, if they knew where you lived, would drop by just so they could kick you in the box (although we'd have to double bag our steel-toed boots first, and then burn the boots afterwards).

Folks like Papa, Ferret, jrz, Rich, krisdylee, even biatcho and Osh, have real fans (apologies to other cool people I missed, I'm still on my first cup of coffee) -- fans who think they're funny and like what they post.

No one likes you. Your own mother probably hates you, and I doubt you even know who your father is. With your relentlessly sour attitude I can't imagine that you have a single friend. Christ, I bet even Jesus hates your guts.

So, I'm done. You're dead to me now. Flame away, because I won't even be reading your posts.

One day, there might be a conversation like this on the fish:

Some Cool SF Poster: "Remember that Danielle bitch? What a whore!"

Me: "Who's Danielle?"

SCSFP: "You know, that sperm-snarfling sack of cunt fungus who everyone hates even more than Hitler."

Me: "Never heard of her."

Goodbye, and please die.

120--indeed. Let's all agree to let DTC fall into much needed obscurity, like the other fucknuts who have harshed our mellow and get back to the pleasntries of the last few weeks.

My World, Without DanYELL...by Jrzmommy

http://www.eden.szklarska.net.pl/szklarka.jpg

fun candy eaters welcome!!

121 - BigJim,

SCSFP:

Super
Cool
Super
Fish
Posters ??

@124:

Close enough.

I must say, I really like the term "cunt fungus."

I just can't wait to use that in a conversation: "You ate the last donut, you stupid cunt fungus!"

That's even better than "brainless bag of cock phlegm" I came up with a few days ago.

#22, #24, #31, #97, #98, #99, #100, #101, #119, #120, #121 You are ALL REPORTED! I am reporting all disgusting posts. I have over 100 names and counting.

You will all brun for this type of blasphemy and hatred.

I agree to let this crotchrot of a pig talk to herself, as she has probably been doing in her closet for the past 19 years. But because I am dropping eggs the size of Texas today and my ovaries feel like someone is wrenching on them I want to leave her my last thoughts:

Die a rotten, slow death. One in which you are strung up by your fallopian tubes and left to bleed dry for all to see. Then your momma will start us all in a round of "stab the pitchfork into the cunt" followed by even more beatings with the ugly stick than you've ever had your whole life. Lastly we will mock you & shit in your mouth while we hear you garble your last words, which will inevitably be "is that all you can come up with".

I feel better. Carry on.

Damn Biatcho, that is some *S*E*X*Y anger you have there! Nice!

Edna - get back in your box.

Does anyone know that the girl in the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader outfit is a soap actress on Bold & The Beautiful? Her name is: Jennifer Gareis (plays Donna Logan). F/K/A Horseface Grace from Young And The Restless.
Does anyone else realize that when the number of your post is above 75 that someone probably already answered the mystery question? It doesn't need repeated 7 more times.
RTFP, people.

Edna--Jesus just spoke to me and he said you are going to burn in hell for being a fornicator!

I'm wondering if Alyssa purposely put her wings on upside down to be cute or if she really thought that was the way it's supposed to go?

Good morning jrzmommy, you appear to be in fine form today! Did you have an extra cup of java today?

#126 - Edna? Really? Was I #69, please tell me I was 69.

Biatcho - You can take comfort in knowing it will be back... riiiiiiight after the holidays, when damnYELL draws up the courage to take that gun out of her mouth and go on for just one more day... loneliness during the holidays won't be fun for her this year either. Conversely, we will all be pissed at our credit card statements in January, unimpressed with the Lohan sex tape, and ready to dig into the first stupid mofucka. And there, like an answer to our sinister moods, she will post some imbecilic prattle:

you morons, need to suck you're mother's tranny dick more again.stupidty is contagous

And the feeding frenzy will begin anew, juuuuust in time...

JRZ/Rich/Kris/Biatch/and anyone I forgot- Not you Danielle- the only person who forgot you is god.

You are all killing me. I'm sitting here in a room full of people reading this and just burst out laughing after giggling for an hour! I've since excused myself for a minute to regain my composure. I don't even need coffee this morning. Thanks!

Here's a funny...on socialitelife.com, there's a picture of Hohan wearing a NINETY DAYS tag--like the ones they give to you in AA or NA. Is it a new fashion accessory?
http://socialitelife.com/2006/11/02/whos_sober.php#more

@135 I don't know what that's about! Good find... Oh and speaking of interesting & our mutual distaste for Flapjacks Streisand- did you see that a drink was hurled at her when she was on stage? Too bad it missed or we could of had a great laugh!

Gosh...I didn't realise the 'fish was so cliquey.

#137 it isn't really unless you act like a total twat.

It's so much cliquey as it is the smart people share a combined disdain for the naturally dumb & inane.

138--DING DING DING DING YES--that is the correct answer!

And I wish the "beverage" in question thrown at Babs was honey and it hit her dead on, followed swiftly by a barrage of Yellow Jackets.

Thanks! I love being right!
I don't care what it was at all. Any object hitting her in the face (besides Brolin's balls) would have been super!

jrzmommy: Do you EVER take care of your kids? Or do you literally stuff your fat ass with bon-bons/jujyfruits and read celebrity gossip all day while hypocritically complaining about inner city welfare moms? You sound just like one of the people you're accusing danielle of being. Is it somehow different for you because you're not a "pickaninny"? You people are so effing creepy and lame, it's ridiculous.

32 posts all containing reference to moi... uh yeah, like I said (FANS).

Don't like it? Quit posting. But until then, I'll state the obvious: You're all a bunch a corny ass racist puke for brains mildly deformed dick suckers who love to hate on people who are above you. Plain and simple.

The Fan Base grows with each and every beautiful day :]

Now, I simply just can't sit here and waste my time rambling on about the 32 posts, now can I? I have a sociology test to take.

BTW- Jrz and Bitchport, please stop with the racial slurs. I thought I'd let you know that contrary to popular belief...WHITE women outnumber AFRICAN-AMERICAN women when it comes to WELFARE.

Read a fucking book and then choke on it. Get a job and stop spewing out retarded rejects that litter this oh so beautiful world.
Read up birth control you ignorant fucks....especially you JrZmammy, you know with your 10 kids and all.

Sleep on THAT cuntbags :}

#142. I fucking love you :]

ThisSiteSucksBalls: Do you EVER get the hint that you're irrelevant and people are ignoring you? My kids go to school and I work...now that your questions have been answered can you just shut the fuck up? God, you're like a fucking rash.

--now, let's hear the obligatory and predictable ThisSiteSucksBalls comeback about how I must have a very lame job if I can spend this much time here, yadda yadda yadda, jrzmommy must weigh 350 and and be a secretary, blah blah blah...insert a lame joke about my eduction level and a trailer park and then ThisSiteSucksBalls can go away.

#143 - Uuuuhh, ok. I could have sworn I said to be original. I never use racial slurs against you. Intelligence slurs? Yes Obesity slurs? Absofuckinglutely. Putrid cunt slurs? Well right on. But racial? Not me. I hope you've enjoyed this exciting interlude in your otherwise mundane existence. Back to hating yourself instead of the comments section at the 'fish. damnYELL, I'll see ya in January!

Here is ThisSiteSucksBalls driver's license photo...
http://static.flickr.com/8/10180188_b56ef7d76b.jpg

and one of DanYELL
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/18.jpg

I think they have the same Mommy.

Thissitesucksballs - you are a fucking hypocrite. You wanna bash people for hating on some little fuckwad with a textbook in one hand & a food stamp in the other but then you start spewing your own hate towards us & defend the little cumdumpster. So if we're "losers" you're just as much of one. So go sit in a closet with a shotgun, a bottle of whiskey & start blasting Wish You Were Here while thinking of what it would be like to get some penis in vagina action.

Wow, jrz, I seem to have gotten under your skin. So just how many kids DO you have? And just how much DO you weigh? Are you one of those fat, pasty Jersey moms with a bad bleach job, fake tans and acrylic nails? And are you actually a secretary? Did you attend one of those secretarial schools that advertise on the NJ transit line? Why is it so easy to piss you off? You'd think that someone who spends her day talking about niggers, pickaninnys, cunts and who is and isn't on welfare all day could take a few weak hits. Oh wait, that's right, you do it ANONYMOUSLY. That's how you work up your courage. Are you one of those people who hates those who are successful and lashes out at minorities because you wasted your life and had 5 kids by the age of 22? But unfortunately, since minorities are now almost the majority, you can't say these things in your daily life without losing your job, so you do it anonymously on the internet? Now I understand you. And you're kind of sweet in a sad, fat, damp-smelling pathetic way. I feel like I know you...maybe we met when you checked my groceries the last time I shopped in dirty jersey. Have a great afternoon fat, negligent mommy!

jrz- STOP DOING THAT!

Everytime I click on the link, I jump like a bitch. My aching body can't take it today.

I suck balls like this site too!

Big hairy gorilla balls.

AHHH, the stupid ones are so predictable, aren't they? Au contrare, I think with that spit-splattering display of anger, #149, it is I who have gotten under your skin. hee hee.

Hahahaha. Stealing my handle to post comments now? Really original! I've been coming to this site and reading comments once in a while for a couple years, and this is all just sad now. You're a bunch of lonely, pasty, racist pricks who don't have the balls to express your views in real life. At least join the neo-nazis or become a republican or something. Just be proactive and get the fuck off the computer for once.

Danielle do me a favour and close your legs, I can smell your nasty snatch from here. And I'm a HELL of a long way from Hickville.

154. I express myself in person each & every day! No worries! Just today- I loned my car to my gay & half blind design assistant this morning (true story) when he said he rear ended a jeep but there was no damage- I pointed to the 2 dents in the hood and told him that he was a half blind fag. I love my gay assistant. I just needed to tell him how I felt about the damage to my car.

ThisSiteSucksBalls- a refreshing breath of fresh air you are. Finally, someone who makes some damn sense. Are you female or male? If you're male, may I say that you are fucking hot platter of delicious.

Stick it to em'!

Earth to Bitchport---Get a Life. Wake up and smell those overly recycled underoos you have on.

You just got *bitch slapped* by BALLS...deal with it honey.

#155. I believe that stench is coming from your vomit infused shit hole.

(crickets)

oops..almost forgot my good friend Biatcho...wait, the name says it all. Never Mind.

You middle-aged women tickle me silly. :]

(wind blowing)

(worms)

I like this game! Fun!

(tumbleweed rolls by)

(sound of garbage truck backing up to space #162)

(sound of me trying to piss while everyone is silent and watching)

(sounds loud thumping coming from mommy's room...again)

Sweet!

(sounds of loud thumping and screaming coming from mommy's room...again)

SWEET!

Aaahhh, the proverbial "middle aged woman" tactic used by 19 year olds who have absolutely no clue about life, love, hot monkey loving sex and the greatest orgasms EVER once you hit the age of 30.

Go drink douche solution.

I just like the originality factor of the kids these days, Biatcho. It's like she's sampling me.

166 & 167 -- I'll tell Krisdylee to keep it down.

" The kids these days"? Damn, you really are an old fucker! Shouldn't you be playing Scrabble or some shit. Stop abusing the damn computer!

#168. HOT MONKEY SEX!!! please, do go on.....i'm listening :]

I Fucking Love you JrZ...i mean, if I were to ever meet you in person, I would totally like hug the shit out of you......

Nah..I'd probably back you into a wall and grab a clump of your fake "Jessica Simpson" hair and bash your face in with my fist. Then I would hug you...of course. I think.

(deafening sound of silence)

(doodling)

I'd be silent too if I were as gigantic as you are and staring into a mirror wondering how the hell I got that way.

oooh. Let me guess:

(deafening sound of the wind blowing, the trees swaying, the sun glistening off the ocean shore)

Wow, Kizzy has threatened me twice in one day! Wonder if she'll go for the hat trick?

"deafening sound of the wind blowing" Where have I heard that before? Hmm...........deja vu?

It could be from the time you were madly humping that guy on the roof of his car during a storm. Maybe?

#117. It could also be from the draft between your ears.
Or legs.
Get some new material.

Mornin Fishies!

I hear a whistle - must be the gap between danielle's teeth

Jrzmommy - yeesh, this thread has a troll infestation, STILL. Gotta love it when a fan of yours just wont let go.

#178. Another groupie, how lovely. Oh wait, I trashed your ass last night. Get lost already you fucking stalker.

Go talk to the wall like you normally do.

I seriously doubt that I'M a fan of anyone in this pathetic hell hole.

PaganFag, do us all a favor and overdose. Overdose on anything. Hell, just open up that bottle of Windex and down it right now. You're a classified fan. Go away.

#180. Only if you're still laboring under the delusion that calling people overweight or old and your usual third-grade recess pokes are "trashing" people! I'm only sorry your bedtime is before 10 EST, but they DO come around with those restraints earlier every day now, don't they, hon?

Pagan--you're a CLASSIFIED fan! bwahhaha I don't know what that means but I think it may have something to do with your secret cheering sessions at sporting events. Do you still do that?

jrz - thank you thank you, I would like to thank the academy! LOL

danielle - so young, so angry, when IS your next shrink appointment?

Oh - not a fag, hon. You are showing your intelligence by thinking Queen means fag. I am female.

Overdose on windex? Yow - you know how to par-tay.

#182. Nobody. Next.

#183. Rambling on like a drunken whorish housewife....again.

#184. "I Am Female" da da da da "Hear Me Roar"...would you mind proving that? The way in which you speak begs to differ.

Speaking of rambling like a drunk, I give you all these fine tidbits:

242. Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 11:26 AM
US being aliens who hump trees in the night, right?

This one to no one in particular:
93. Posted by danielle on August 28, 2006 6:10 AM
another reason for you to be ashamed. (yawn)

Directed to me:
114. Posted by danielle on August 28, 2006 8:10 AM
Maybe it's because you're nicer than Bitchport.

Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 7:00 AM
It's so obvious that you and your 1,2,3...4? little fuckbuddies enjoy making lame and obscure comments to go along with my witty and outlandish comebacks

Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 7:42 AM
Say whatever you lathargic ass wants.
I pitty people of your kind.

OOPS—here’s where the race thing came in, and for the record, it wasn’t me!!
Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 10:49 AM
Mcwhitey the Twat

and

Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 12:40 PM White people cease to amaze me...and by "amaze" I mean sicken..and by "sicken" i mean make me more superior...and by "superior"...i mean well..superior.

So ThisSiteSucksBalls, as you can see from above, the "racist responses" that you say that I make didn't just come out of nowhere, like youself, you random fuck. Little Miss Schizophrenia here has the issue with race. You just happened to stumble upon the continuation of your hero here being a twat.

Are you one of those logic-challenged douchebags that condones black-on-white hate but thinks it's a mortal sin when a white person, after being provoked numerous times, comes out with a "racist" zinger of their own? It's pathetic pieces of shit like you that perpetuate the double-standard of racism that make me want to fucking vomit. Talk about being a complete cowardly fucking pussy. You're the type that would sit there and take all kinds of fucking abuse from some lowlife piece of shit like DanYELL here because you're just a doormat. So don't give us all your lecture on bravery. If I ever happened to come across someone as truly and purely irretrievably fucking stupid as you in my day-to-day business, I would have a fucking field day at telling you what a collossal asshole you are. In fact, I take great pleasure in telling jack-offs like you that they are jack-offs.

And I read your gay fucking "Jrzmommy should have her kids taken away" comment FOUR FUCKING TIMES before I finally responded to it. It was moronic all four times, you pathetic bumbling redundant fucking pain in the ass.

jrzmommy, I sure got under your skin again, didn't I? You must be a GREAT mom what with your reading gossip, eating candy and making up witty comebacks for anonymous internet 20-year-olds all day. Has your husband left you for someone thinner and classier yet?

Yes, my husband left me years ago. I'm fat and my vagina's stretched out from all those kids. And I live in New Jersey. I suck. That's why I have turned to celebrity gossip and obsessive posting all day. I am so sad!

And I'm sorry for picking on you danielle. I'm stooooopid, and my job bagging groceries is so unfulfilling that I come here to pick on 20 year olds. Also, I am gay, and have decided to come out of the closet on the superficial.com today.

#189-190 - Stop. Trolling. You. Fucking. Asshole.

Richport, it's me! Me jrzmommy! I know I look like a fat troll, but please, don't be so rude. :)

Lame and jealous... real fucking nice.

And don't forget funny!
hahahahahahahahahahaha.

And I'm sorry for picking on you jrzmommy. I'm stooooopid, and my job spreading my legs is so unfulfilling that I come here to pick on the posters that are actually funny. Also, I am a bull-dyke, and have decided to come out of the closet on the superficial.com today. At least we have the stretched out vaginas in common, but mines from getting fisted so much! To my fan, ThisSiteSucksBalls please die already, kay!

jrzmommy, want to fuck? And if I'm naughty will hang me up by my nappy roots?

Alyssa's wings are on upside down.

The cheerleader is Jennifer Gareis, she plays Donna on "Bold and Beautiful"

SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Fucking Christ

You've ruined a perfectly good celeb bashing thread with your incessant, boring, everlasting bitching.

You guys look like paper tossing bullies from private schools (who are really only lesser nerds then the other nerds), that get all whiny when a bigger, real bully comes in the neighborhood pissing all over your notebooks.

So, since one won't stop pissing and the other won't stop whining, pick up each other's fucking e-mails already, proceed with the bitching some place else and let the rest of us kids have some fun. You motherfuckers.

Fuck off Nyx, you whiny bitch!!!

I am a pathetic loser w/o a life, which is why I'm always on this site. No one will ever love me because I am such a bitch. I am going to masturbate while watching the Family Feud now.

Nyx is a fag. Get out, we don't let kids in here, that's pretty much why we beat up on them. Oh & I am really sorry that you get beat up all the time in high school by the hot private school jocks but that's what happens when you're a gay little queerbait who whines all the time. you should probably think about offing yourself now cause it's only gonna get worse as you get older.

I am a pathetic loser w/o a life, which is why I'm always on this site. No one will ever love me because I am such a bitch. I am going to masturbate while watching the Family Feud now.

I thought changing my name would make me feel better, but it didn't. I'm still a loser.

I like the top part of the dress, but I do like anything else about the costume.

Oops! don't not do

IT'S REALLY PATHETIC THAT THERE'S A COCK SUCKING MAMA'S BOY ON HERE POSING AS ME.

PA-THE-TIC. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT WHOEVER OR WHATEVER YOU LAME ASS IS, YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROMBLEM. YOU'LL NEVER BE ME, SO STOP TRYING TO START SOMETHING THAT YOU MOST CERTAINLY NOT FINISH.

NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, PROBABLY SOME FANATIC OR EXTREMIST BUT, IF I DO FIND OUT: JUST KNOW THAT AN ASS WHOPPING WILL PROMPTLY FOLLOW.

GOOD DAY YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SKIN.

meh, who cares?

allyssa's wings are on upside down