Oct 9 2006Victoria Beckham looks "really awful naked"

Her hair is hot.

She's ass-ugly with clothes ON, I imagine her to look like the michelin man without clothes on.

Uh putting on a few pounds might help.
http://www.exposay.com/paris-fashion-week-springsummer-2007---chanel-runway-and-frontrow/p/5085/1/?f=Katie+Holmes
http://www.exposay.com/victoria-beckham/1/c/2366/

If she thought her body didn't look all that great, why does she flaunt it like it's God's gift to everyone?

This is what Michael Jackson would look like with tits.

Why is she dressed so damn dramatic? I mean that's not really a strolling in the daytime doing my errands type outfit. That alone draws attention.

#4 Totally agree!

"I look really awful naked" What a load of shit!!!!!!!!!
I haven't had children yet but i can guess that there are many ladies out there that have just had children really hating this stick thin bitch.

That's what Michael Jackson would look like with less weight, less titties... Why is David going home to that?
http://www.exposay.com/david-beckham-at-the-photocall-to-launch-his-new-book-making-it-real/p/4505/

She's hot, I don't know why all of you say otherwise. If you had the chance, you know you would all bang her.

Ever time I walk past a boutique window and I'm wearing the same outfit but different shoes as the plastic doll in the window I spend the whole night eating my shame in the form of a pint of ice cream

http://xmasdesktop.batcave.net/Wallpaper/Celebs-n-Models/Album/Xmas-Victoria_Beckham_001.jpg

Absolutely disgusting!! Whatever

What is frustrating is that having children does create hardships on the body and frankly I am getting rather tired of hearing beautiful women like Beckham or Jennifer McCarthy complain that they don't look good naked. We have all become so accustomed to air brushed photos we don't know what is real anymore.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Now there's a person that looks like they enjoy life.

@ number 12, Victoria Beckham is NOT a beautiful woman...she is part of the problem of young girls thinking they have to be a size double zero to look good. She's skin and bones and is not a healthy role model for anyone to be looking up to. If she gained 10 pounds or so, then she might have a chance of being classified as 'semi-attractive'. Also...anyone else think she's dressed like a Dominatrix?

Those volleyball implants aren't helping

http://www.celebslam.com

How come every person in these photos is wearting black? Is that how it is in London?

Also, I don't care if she looks "really awful naked" because I would still "bend her over a counter" and proceed to "put myself inside her".

Please ladies, the huge sunglasses. Stop.

she looks horrible with all that work done. no way is she 32.

She is 32... 32 fucking pounds. And no I don't mean London money.

This cunt is a real nasty piece o' work. I say, take the tits and throw the rest back into the sea as chum.

And is she ALWAYS taking a shit, what's with the stupid constipated facial expression all the fucking time.

Let's be honest. She looks really awful just naked? It should read she looks really awful period.

http://theblemish.com

She wouldn't look so awful if she was riding my meat sheath. The glasses have got to go though. The person who thought of those needs to have their skin peeled and thrown into a lemon juice bath.

Known celebrity - picture on the net: "ewww she's fuckin ugly DEWD! what's with that dress.. it's awful, my nans outfits are better than that."

You see her on the street: "Woah, is that Victoria Beckham, where's David. She looks so HOT oh my god she's beautiful. I LOVE HER!"

I'm just glad she lost all that hair, although I guess it was sufficient for that "Planet of the Apes" movie..........

What's up with that ugly-ass pouty lip Olsen twin expression? Can she make any other face? Yeah ~ poor thing is so fat and flabby. Piss off.

#23...it's called hyperbole and it's what we do here, so feel free to shut the fuck up...

After you carefully remove your face from Mrs Beckham's turd chute.

She looks like a sci-fi villain. Dominatrix is also appropriate here.

You know, I think, instaid of Katie Holmes playing her in the movie, they should cast Dana Carvey in drag. That would be hysterical.

Aleq and I love Victoria. She is such a fashionista diva. In our circle, she has god-like status... plus she gets to see that delectable David Beckham nude.

i'm going to take her word for it when she says she looks awful. look at all those veins in her feet. plus she's got rock hard tits, a flabby stomach and no ass. no wonder becks was creeping around. and did you notice that rebecca loos, the whore becks was tagging, actually had a natural womanly figure? tooth picks are only good for cleaning your teeth. no one wants to curl up with one in the sack. love the dress though.

Continuing the Barblie doll theme, I'm sure her feet have been surgically pointed and arched, so she can fit into those bunion- squeezing shoes from hell she has on.

Yes, it's the new "Domniatrix Barbie." Ken with leash and ball gag sold separately.

For God's Sake Woman SMILE. It Will Not Kill You. SMILE. A Real Smile even if it's because you have a mini vibrator in your nickers. SMILE. Life's not that bad! Especially when you are married to david beckam. The woman behind you in the second last picture looks better than you because she looks alive at least.
SMILE SMILE SMILE. Even if it's only once do it. Your kids will love you for it!

her boobs are real, right? I'd hit it. Reluctantly

I think Victoria may be a little confused. She looks awful all the time, it must be even more so terrifyingnot when she is naked.

Looks like she's running late for another showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show sing along at the Prince Albert Theatre.

Either that or she is feeling awful!

@16

Judging by the building and street sign in the last photo, I'm pretty sure it's Paris, not London. In which case the "dressed all in black" thing would make sense 'cos they're kinda stuck up like that ;)

#32 - They're real, just inorganic.

Question: What word did People.com feel the need to not spell out in this sentence?

We've had a fair amount of c– thrown at us

Could Posh be referring to cock because her husband likes the cock? Is she referring to cunt? crap?

@25 = It's because her kisser is too full of BOTOX to make any other muscle movements.

I think they meant to say she was featured in "Bizarre" magazine. I mean, lookather!!!! She is without question the world's most miserable bitch I've ever seen. She's perennially on the rag. She's wearing long black gloves in the daytime! I mean, that's not fashion, that's dress-ups! Is she on her way to a ball? The opera? What's going on here? Is she developing a new concept with her black get-ups and capes and crap---Undertaker Chic. She weighs about 80 pounds -- inclusive of her spherical fake boobs....her hair looks hacked...I can't even figure out what is going on with her pug snout. And now she has a fragrance? I didn't know they could capture the essence of hateful, pissed-off bitch in a bottle...gee, what's it smell like? Piss and vinegar? Bile? Jesus Christ........

She's hot and she was in Paris for fashion week, not running errands you dum bulbs.

#39 - To quote Posh: OINK.

I love how she always has an expression on her face like she trying to look all regal and cosmopolitan, but it just ends up looking like she would chew your face off if you made any sudden movements.

She's a scary bitch!

#36 - the missing word is "cum".

41--It's like a bulldog chewing on a bee.

This just in!!! Now all the Brits can stop harassing us fat Americans!!

Britan is the Fattest Country in Europe
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061010/wl_uk_afp/afplifestylebritainhealthfoodobesity_061010134737

One plus for her is her abnormally huge sunglasses will NEVER fall off her face with that pig nose holding them up.

But in all seriousness, she is freaking smokin' hot. I'd kill to be that hot.

#26

BS, what #23 wrote is also hyperbole.

You're just upset because you are one of the secret starfuckers that he called out.

Awww, now you have the same pouty face as Ms. Beckham. That is sooo cute!

#45 - I'm no Tony Roberts, but set your sights higher... I know you can dream bigger.

I wish she'd invest in a different pair of shoes.

Commish: I wish she'd invest in a noose.

I've got one hanging in my garage.

I'd have her porcine head stuffed and mounted.

36. Posted by eastboundanddown on October 10, 2006 5:54 AM

Question: What word did People.com feel the need to not spell out in this sentence?

We've had a fair amount of c– thrown at us

Could Posh be referring to cock because her husband likes the cock? Is she referring to cunt? crap?
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Perhaps it's:

We've had a fair amount of corn chips thrown at us.

We've had a fair amount of clam chowder thrown at us.

We've had a fair amount of Cheetos thrown at us. (By Shitney, perhaps.)

We've had a fair amount of chicken nuggets thrown at us.

It's just people trying to get this stick-insect to EAT! Maybe she can't unpurse her lips to eat anything but liquids through a straw!!

Sure her face looks like it should be on the poster for "When Good Plastic Surgery Goes Bad", but i gotta say, that outfit is fuckin sweet.

so where's her gal pal, Katie?

#7 by LilRach....I couldn't agree with your comment "but i can guess that there are many ladies out there that have just had children really hating this stick thin bitch." I totally agree on that point. I wish I could complain about looking bad naked while looking like her. I had a baby almost 18 months ago, and I could bitch slap this bitch for complaining. I'd LOVE to look half as "bad" as she does.

yeah, i can see that....she's like a million years old