Oct 6 2006Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes are best friends

I wonder if Victoria can even smile....

At lest Victoria allows Katie to wear heels -- unlike someone else I know...

The super crime-fighting duo of PISSED-OFF WOMAN AND EXTRA-LONG-PANTS GIRL!!!
DUN-DUN-NAH!!!

(it's Posh's cape that's killing me here.)

Katie Holmes looks so hilariously awkward and out of place. This made my morning.

Is Katie going to a Saturday Night Fever Midnight Madness feature?

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Kate Holmes-Cruise is like a FOOT TALLER than Vicki. WTH? Not to mention the fact that while she's off gallavanting in gay ol' Par-ee, her man is probably off at home dining on Baby A'la Mode and loving the cock.

Katie usually gets much attention from Tom when wearing this suit.

Oh - #4 I was thinking the same thing. AWKWARD! Who the fuck does Katie think she is? She's still that stupid Joey from Dawson's Creek while Posh is married to Becks. 'Nuff said.

It looks like Vikky finally realized that the spray 'Orange Glow'(tm) stuff is meant to be used on furniture.
(It's also supposed to repel dust)

#3 LOL! I even had the batman tune playing in my head when I read you're post!

I like the suit. Very Katherine Hepburn-ish.
I bet hubby likes it because it's very man-ish.
"Katie, please wear the suit. Yes! Yes!"

I think Posh should divorce Becks and marry Donald Trump. He loves women who look like space aliens with stretched skin who never learned to smile.

And what the hell is Katie Holmes doing in Paris? Must be nice to afford a 24/7 nanny to raise your baby while you're off watching something meaningless.

Good point, #8, magickal. Who is trying to rise and who's on the fall? I think they're both heading for the land of Has-Been.

Actually Katie was wearing this while concieving Suri...

Ms Holmes: Any idea what TCLTC means?

Ms Beckham: Oink.

Ms Holmes: It's been eating me up, the signs on red carpets, T shirts, and blogs... what could it possibly mean?

Ms Beckham: Oink.

Ms Holmes: ...and did you see the was Tom was looking at David? I mean, I thought THAT was a bit odd...

Ms Beckham: Oink.

I never realized that Katie is 10 feet tall.

I've learned about how TC supposedly fathered Spawn of Satan Suri. Being that Tom won't let his little Cruiser anywhere near anything female, he summoned the awesome power of L. Ron Hubbard to assist him in his quest to father a child.

Essentially, he enlisted his switch-hitting fellow scientologist (lower case "s" intentional) pal John Travolta to solve the problem. Tom gave it to John up the pooper while John was simultaneously giving it to Katie (how's that for a disturbing visual?).

Tom ejaculated first, and, through the power of all diving L. Ron, his semen passed through John and into the Travolta ejaculate, thus impregnating Katie with TC genes in a communion so unholy it rivals the birth of Rosemary's baby.

These people are seriously fucked up, I tell ya.

I meant "all divine L. Ron"

They kinda look like super heroes.

http://wampoon.com

Dragging white slacks all over the ground in Paris is all the rage.

Didn't know that Victoria was a smurf. She looks like a really disturbed bitch in that third shot. Becks, what were you thinking?

Wow and Victoria thinks she is the expert in fashion?

I think those fashion shows are doing no good to her brain. As if she had one.

Somebody should tell them it's not Halloween yet , but fashion week.

Kate HOMELESS's weak smiles are as terrible as those Victoria's non-smile but starving faces.

# 2 and # 12 great comments!

Blah.

Those women are almost as skinny as Nicole Richie.

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The freaks indeed come out at night.

what the fuck is Darth Vader and a Storm Tropper doing in Paris.

They look so odd together. Like Katie is a cat, waiting to gobble little bird Victoria up.

I tell you what, if that bitch Vick tried to walk fifteen paces in front of me, I'd trip her skinny British ass and keep on truckin'.

Hey guys, with Tom Cruise being cut from Paramount, and Scientology stealing all his money, times are tough. Katie obviously can't afford a tailor to hem the bottom of her pants.

jrz:

Where the hell have you been? Shopping?

Commish: I was adopting a baby from Africa.

Where's the pointy hat and the fucking broom? Where are the flying monkeys? Why isn't her skin fucking green? And pay NO attention to the man behind the curtain...

@ 6 & 15....
I looked it up on IMDB to satisfy my curiousity.... the height diff. is not huge!!!
Katie is 5'9"
TCLTC is 5'7" (with the lifts I'm guessing!!)
Victoria is 5'6"

JRZ! I've missed you!!! I'm glad you're back!!

Honestly, they look like to 6 year-olds playing dress-up in mommies clothes.

Ri-goddamn-diculous.

30--missed you cool kids at the back of the bus, too, babe. :)

How does Victoria Beckham manage to keep her head up? I know it's wrong to steal, but I have to- her head looks like an orange stuck on a toothpick. She's an actual bobblehead- a caricature come to life. Ew.

I didn't think Katie could find someone creepier than Tom to pal around with.

http://glossedover.com

Well at least she's getting out, must be a relief...
http://www.exposay.com/katie-holmes/1/c/1267/

Jrz - how much rum did ya have to trade?

oh great they can be hideous together. TCLTC

Oh Katie, you're really just so cool with your hands in your pants pocket and your little sashay in your white pantssuit. So very fashionista. Paleeeze. Victoria Beckham is a tool, it's only because she's Scientology approved that Katie is in the same room.

By the way, Posh Spice says she doesn't like to smile in pictures because she hates the way she looks when she smiles.

I was wathing Batman Begins the other night. The world is missing nothing by Holmes staying out of...um....ahem.."acting".

She looks like a clumsy giraffe

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Penn and Teller in drag?

jrz:

Did you have your personal shopper pick out a dozen or so to "try on"?

36--None, thank God. They did soak me for 50 cartons of Lucky's and a small nuclear device.

Is it just me or does Katie Holmes look 20 years older than her age? She gave up her career and youth and freedom for a cockroach.

too many "and's" in my last

I honestly don't know who is the bigger whore: Katie Holmes or Victoria Beckham. Both would be nothing without the males (in the case of Tom, "male") to which they are linked. Both women are unemployed and talentless, without a lick of fashion sense without their respective mates' cash (or, in the case of Katie, Tom's control).

one too many "and's" in my last last post ...ugh

Just a couple of beards out on the town.

well duhhh she's wearing a cape. She's super ho

I'm surprised Tom lets her hang out with Beckham

COMMISH: yes, they had some pre-selected for me to pick and choose from. They all had to participate in a little talent show -- kinda like a little beauty pagent. It was very tedious and alot of the same stuff-- they all swatted flies as their talent --so I chose an unassuming quiet one with the ability to turn water into vodka. I named her Suri Jailynn Jrz...she's got my ears!

Well Beckham does have similar alien facial features so that may be the reason

Where are the "What Not To Wear" people at? There are 2 perfectly good examples of no taste.

Tsk Tsk RichPort - Witches dont fly on brooms or wear pointy hats.

Now flying monkeys - we have a few left, but we use them sparingly!

Jrz, as per Commish's advice, I got me a few Guatemalans. They're more cost effective, easier to hide in your pocket when ICE shows up, and don't make any annoying clicking noises when they talk.

Rich-- Yeah, the clicking shennanigans have gotta stop, but I just thunk her on the head with a glass Coca-Cola bottle and she's silent. But I'll keep that advice in mind for the future.....Like Brangelina, I too want to have a family with members from every continent...my next child will be a penguin from Antartica.

#52 - That's what I get for taking TV literally. But if they did...

@55 - Penguins have great tailors...

Unlike Katie and Victoria.

56--they also make great nuns.

We all know #55 was supposed to be #54!

Katie looks good here, I'm surprised. Vic on the other hand...

Dallas? Philly? Dallas? Philly? Eagles' fans eat T.O. alive? T.O. plays it cool?

Fashion geeks crash Fashion Week. Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony...

This is a good one:
Sienna Miller Disses Pittsburgh
Posted 10/6/2006 1:50 PM ET
PITTSBURGH (AP) — Sienna Miller doesn't think much of Pittsburgh.
In town shooting the screen adaptation of Michael Chabon's novel The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, the 24-year-old British actress called the city a name that sounds like Pittsburgh, but contains an expletive. Her comments appear in the latest edition of Rolling Stone, which hit newsstands Friday.

Miller, who starred in Layer Cake,Casanova and the remake of Alfie, told Rolling Stone, "Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you're back in your funky New York apartment and I'm still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films and stop with my indie year."

One more tid-bit......can you guess where the next Jolie-Pitt kid is gonna come from?

PUNE, India (AP) — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were in India on Friday, preparing to shoot scenes for their movie on the life of slain journalist Daniel Pearl, a member of the film crew said.

Katie is channeling John Travolta in "Dance Fever"!!!

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jrz:

Clip her tongue.

I believe T.O. will rise to the challenge and keep his mouth shut. I'm sure Jerry Jones threatened to drag him behind his Escalade like they do to black folk down in D-town when they misbehave.

Rich:

I told my Guats I was Mother Mary. Told them if they made any noise whatsoever, they would be banished to Hell for all eternity. I also told them the quickest way to Heaven was via the toilet bowl, with Comet and a brush. I have the most sparklin' johns in town.

it's KATE, remember tcltc said she's a mom and Katie doesn't sound mom like. Ah, SMS isn't it?

Happy Friday!#I!@#(@

What's up jzr?

64--Wait, you got your homos confused....Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever" and Danny Terrio from "Dance Fever"

'sup Topaz!

I'm educated in everything: street smarts and how to hit refresh are my top two talents.

Well, okay, I also make a mean Three Bean Salad and can balance a teaspoon on my nose, but now I'm just braggin'!

I wish someone would teach me what "STFU" stands for.

Jrz - My two greatest talents are drinking beer in copious amounts and identifying specific cannibis variations by scent alone.

Commish - Guats? HA!!! I'm sending mine over to your place to be educated in American hospitality, which in this case won't mean public assistance or blowing border patrol for their release. A few more baskets and I'm at my goal of 100, so they should be knocking soon. And if they call you Madonna, don't get offended, they'll just be communicating in their native tongue which, oddly, seems to include running in the other direction whenever I wear blue...

My big talent is making my pecs jiggle to music.

Guy-P, in advance, shut up.

STFU--Standard Troll Friday Ugliness?

STFU - Serious Trollops Fuck Undercovers

STFU--Sour Tummies Form Ulcers?

I think Katie actually looks very cute here!

But the pants are ridiculous. Not as silly as a cape, but still.

STFU: shut the fuck up

Why is Katie Holmes dressed like Tony Manero?

@73.. BigJim sweetie, but you are a kidder.

*kisses*

Oh, ho, ho, ho. Hold up!

Don't send your Guats unless they come with seeds and gardening implements. If I have to feed yours, I'm going to grow a cash crop to finance the feed bill.

#50 - LOL!!!! Jrz - just sprayed some fruit smoothie out my nose when I read that! LMAO!

I think she looks gorgeous, damn if she isn't channeling Kelly Garrett(Jacklyn Smith's role in Charlies Angels)
My guess is that she wanted something chic to wear and bought something last minute and didn't have time to have it altered. Listen haters, I'll take this look over the buttoned up to the nose grandmas tweed jacket look ANY DAY
She looks like a hot mess to me, she even has lipstick on

#83 Liberace - Your refrigerator is running...
You better go catch it.

Nice to see Victoria smiling...well if her face wasn't do shot up with botox she's from ear to ass........

Question remains...is Victoria a Scientology drone? Katie looking all "Lookit me, being all [air quotes] normal [air quotes] and stuff. Katie is dressed like a guy cos that is who Tom wants her to be....there be a stap-on underneath!!!

and two words for thought Tom "BIG RED" (hey, I wonder....does Kaites wrestle with you while you wear your spandex and little cap?

T C L T C

#84

***evil chuckling***

Is Posh a Scientologist now? Because I thought Katie was only allowed to frolic with the other scientolohags. I thought she was a red-string wearing Kabbalist? Shit, I can't keep my cult religions straight. Fuck the both of 'em. They're famous for who they fuck. I don't remember The Spice Girls winning a Grammy nor do I recall "Kate" winning an Emmy for her compelling portrayal of Josephine Potter on Dawson's Gay. They are both no-talent ass clowns.

Misfit Island Called: Two gone missing.

Katie is creepy tall. If U ain't on the runway, giantess just doesn't work.

POSH: Blyme Kate....those droopy eyes would straighten royght up with a vial or 10 of Botox! I injest it as well, that's why Becks can screw me bum all night and I just think about what I'm not going to eat tomorrow and how long I'm gonna get me fake extensions.

KATE: Yo, Posh! Not da hair....just leave da hair!

Not bad for a couple of drag queens.

Sir Lance-A-Lot meets Sir Mix-A-Lot.

#81 - Fine. Just be careful where you tell them to dig holes or they may think it's potty time. And be a dear and retrieve those white powder filled baloons they crap out for me, will you? Thanks.

Katie looks like Victoria's father. I actually don't think Posh's cape and top are the most ridiculous-looking clothes in this pic -- Katie's Thanksgiving pants (Friends reference) and Posh wearing her nonexistent daughter's pants are the real dealbreakers. I guess it's true that everyone brings along a fat friend to make themselves look better when they go out...or at least the pants make it seem like that's the objective.

what the blue hell is katie wearing? Is she a mother or a lesbian now?

I don't get it, why are pants that are 8 inches too long fashionable?

posh loves uncut dick cheese and crumpets

Poor Katie Holmes has completely hit the wall since she hooked up with TC. She used to be passably pretty, now she looks like my ugly, fat, Mormon mother-in-law, who, incidentally, has a lazy eye. And Posh Spice is just a pig-faced bitch. Every time I see her I just want to backhand her across the face, to see if I can wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off her ugly face. But I can see how they could become good friends, they are both completely useless, superfluous human beings that contribute absolutely NOTHING to society, except to be high-profile beards for their closeted husbands.

And WHEN will the stupid "skinny jeans" fad DIE? They are absolutely ATROCIOUS, I lived through the 80's once, and that was plenty. I had my fill of terrible fashion then, can't these designers do something NEW already?

If Tom stops giving all his money to the aliens, Katie could relax, stop holding her pants up by the pockets and afford that cool utility belt at bat unlimited. While Posh has no options other than to get a Catwoman mask to hide that mug.

Katie Holmes looks way too much like Michael Jackson in her suit.

Why is Katie stepping out looking like John Travolta?! The second pic is hilarious..why are they gazing into each other's eyes like that??

Great - the one that can't read a book is leading around the one that can't think for herself! (Shit - this would be a great time ot be in Paris to laugh ones ass off at them trying ot fumble their way around and still look kewl).

i just saw another picture of them in similar outfits...I think they're trying to tell us something.
Victoria and Katie

oops...

LAST!!!

shame, doesn't the Katie's allowance extend to a tailor? How long does she need her pants?

"How to rape a pefectly nice suit 101"

The pic where they are looking at one another makes me feel like I am watching a poorly dressed version on Laverne and Shirley.

Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.

Who's the femme in this relationship? By the looks of Katie's outfit, I'd say Becks... but by the looks of her outfit, she's a bat.

that's kind of weird cause neither victoria or david are scientologists....