October 24, 2006
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are really getting married
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Us Weekly has confirmed that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will get married in Italy on November 18. A rep for the couple says: "All those details are correct. Proper security measures are being taken [to keep the vows private.]" Additionally, Giorgio Armani has confirmed he's creating both outfits for the wedding, including Tom Cruise's suit and Katie Holmes' wedding dress, saying: "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart. It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."
There aren't really any other details about the wedding, but I assume they've already rented out the rising platform synchronized to techno music and a laser show. It's tough to cater to the insane, but I imagine Tom Cruise has the resources to make his dream wedding a reality.
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Comments
1. Posted by mbarkr on October 24, 2006 1:59 PM
First, bastages!!!
2. Posted by mogirl69 on October 24, 2006 1:59 PM
maybe the mothership will make a cameo at their wedding!
3. Posted by commissioner on October 24, 2006 1:59 PM
Isn't this his THIRD "milestone moment"?
4. Posted by seyoboy on October 24, 2006 1:59 PM
Yes they are ...fist at last
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5. Posted by el_princess on October 24, 2006 2:02 PM
damn! nearly first...
well I'm the first to say TCLTC! But not the last!
6. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 2:08 PM
I believe that Mr. Armani is wrong -- its Tom's wedding dress and Katie leather bondage outfit
7. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 2:12 PM
I posted this on another site, but it seems approriate her too.
When an invitation arrives in my mailbox from the Cruise / Holmes group, I'm going to take it to the backyard, unopened, and blast it to smithereens with my 12 gauge pump shotgun!
Schick Schick Boom...
Schick Schick Boom...
8. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 24, 2006 2:12 PM
The Pope is nota gonna lika disa.......
9. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 2:12 PM
... here too.
10. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 2:14 PM
@8 No the Pope won't but L.Ron Hubbard loves it baby -- Oh and LRHLTC
11. Posted by BigJim on October 24, 2006 2:17 PM
I didn't know that Armani made assless chaps.
12. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 2:26 PM
Katie looks surprisingly happy in those pics.
Wait til she finds out that...
TCLTC
13. Posted by wedgeone on October 24, 2006 2:42 PM
@11: when you're a woman with no ass, and you put on assless chaps, what would that look like? Spooky.
LRHLTCC. TCLJTC.
14. Posted by frenchtoaststix on October 24, 2006 2:42 PM
At the reception they will play "Musical Jumping Chairs"? Will Katie's mom hide in a corner, furiously puffing a cigarette and getting tanked on liquor, trying to kill Tom with lasers shooting out of her eyes? Will "L. Ron Husband" start laughing manaically during the ceremony? I wonder what Katie's gownless evening strap will look like?
15. Posted by wedgeone on October 24, 2006 2:43 PM
Before anyone answers, I ASSumed that #11 was talking about TC wearing the ASSless chaps. But just stop and think about my question for a few seconds. It's mind-boggling!
16. Posted by Elusive Spork on October 24, 2006 2:43 PM
is it just me or do Katie and Tom both look increasing more insane in EVERY picture published of them? Maybe we really are living in "end times" and the mothership has already come for the royal Cruise family and replaced them with robots.
On a side note: Where in the hell is Suri? Surely Katie had the good sense not to leave her home alone with Tom.... by the time she gets home from shopping the poor kid will probably be prophesying dandelions as the ones chosen to repopulate Earth after the mothership destroys those unfaithful to Ron L.
17. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 24, 2006 2:46 PM
I can't believe the way she looks now. He has sucked all of the energy and life from her body. What a waste of all those tissues and lotion.
Goodbye Joey..........
18. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 24, 2006 2:48 PM
Now THIS wedding is going to be interesting
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19. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 2:49 PM
@16 Suri doesn't exist, it is a figment of L. Ron's vivid, yet evil, imagination.
Oh and LRHLTC
20. Posted by ponk on October 24, 2006 3:01 PM
lmao @ LRHLTC
and somebody needs to tell katie that transforming into a giant insect with those sunglasses won't compensate for negative ass. ask nicole richie, it doesn't work.
21. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 3:52 PM
Those sunglasses truly accentuate the massive forehead she's got going on up there.
22. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 24, 2006 3:56 PM
I cannot stand the new big sunglasses phase. It just makes everyone look like bugs with googly eyes!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
23. Posted by Holy Candy on October 24, 2006 5:00 PM
They should throw James Van Der Beek a bone -- like making him the usher or ice sculpture attendant. That boy needs a post-Dawson's Creek gig...
http://www.HolyCandy.com
24. Posted by Toonlite on October 24, 2006 5:22 PM
#1 - "Bastages"....I like it...thank you..AKA Biotch...Bitch...and prolly a bunch of stuff Katie "Dead Eyes" Holmes calls us......I must say I am PROUD...to be a part of this merriment.
SO, since I started calling Katie "Dead Eyes" and a number of comments referring to her glassy Scientology stare she has been wearing those huge glasses....I swear one lens could outfit a windshield of a Yugo.....silly init !?!?
25. Posted by Stuey75 on October 24, 2006 5:32 PM
I thought that gay marriages were banned.
26. Posted by Jedi Kevin on October 24, 2006 5:34 PM
Big sunglasses == stupid
27. Posted by jrzmommy on October 25, 2006 7:00 AM
I tried on a pair of gigantic sunglasses the other day in Target and my three year old laughed uncontrollably -- doubled over -- and when he could finally speak he said, "You look stoopit, Mom!"
OOH--an Italian Wedding!!!! What will they have for bombinere -- copies of "Dyanetics" and vitamins instead of Jordan Almonds?
28. Posted by l3irdy on October 25, 2006 9:43 AM
Who does she think she is? Jackie O? Last time I checked Tom is no JFK.
29. Posted by yardgraffiti on October 25, 2006 11:12 AM
so its true? I used to like Katie, pre-Tom days, more like her Dawson's Creek Days.
30. Posted by kate on October 25, 2006 11:41 AM
Oh great. The freak wedding is finally upon us.
I fucking hate those two. I only am interested because I think we're witnessing a real live kidnapping and brainwashing and we're all powerless to stop it.
31. Posted by frenchtoaststix on October 25, 2006 4:10 PM
Posted by seyoboy on October 24, 2006 1:59 PM
Yes they are ...fist at last
FIST, indeed. Tom likes a big one right up the poop chute.
32. Posted by the-man-himself on October 26, 2006 7:19 AM
Where is the other insect named Victoria?
33. Posted by scarlett on October 26, 2006 12:22 PM
why would a couple who wouldn't allow their baby to be seen for almost 4 months now all of a sudden be divulging all these private details of their wedding. i think they will marry but not on the date their publicist confirmed
34. Posted by skye on October 27, 2006 11:48 AM
Will she ever remove the glasses again or if she did would we see Steppford Wives eyes - all blacked out with no whites in the eyes???? Jeez!
35. Posted by Sam on October 28, 2006 8:12 AM
Finally they will be bonded for a few months....!!
http://www.tomcruiseguide.com/ and http://www.katieholmesguide.com/