that's sad and disgusting... she should have gotten surgery to boost her self-esteem... or i.q.

Nice of her to admit things that everyone with functioning eyesight already knew. What a mess.

Im thinking all the years of alcohol abuse didnt really help the healing process either.

i dunno i think it's ballsy of her to be so candid. i mean my stomach is a bulgy, ripply thing but i don't do interviews about it.

Hey, Superficial douchebag, it's late and everybodys gone home.
Try again tomorrow.

METS in six in the World Series

To the Lidle family,
I'm deeply sorry for your lose.

Yuck Yuck Yuck. Why would you do that to yourself. Why. There was nothing wrong with her breasts seriously and the stomach... would a few crunches have hurt?

my boobs look better than those

eww she is not was not 110 pounds

That's the problem with lipo - after the fat's vacuumed out your skin can end up lumpy and looking like a carpet with vacuum tracks. It never looks right, no matter what that sleeveless scrubwearing asshole Dr. 90210 says. Lay off the booze & nachos and just go to the gym fer Chrissakes.

You want six packs Tara? Then hit the gym and lay off the six packs of good old Iron City. No, you're in Hollywood so you decide to take the easy way out and go to Habib's Cut-Rate High Risk Plastic Surgery Clinic. Did you get the professional discount Tara? I hope so because you're obviously a damn brain surgeon to have so many plastic surgeries go horribly wrong.

Here's a tip for the future Tara, if your plastic surgeon also has certificates on his wall that state he successfully completed Muffler Repair School that isn't a good sign. I know in your feeble mind it must sound great, but trust me it isn't.

Last but not least, if your gut looks like that cover it up. Do you know how many people are going to stick sharp objects in their eyes after seeing that mess? At the very least it's going to cause a shitload of people to have nightmares tonight.

That does it - I'm going as a fat-sucking cannula for Halloween - the horror! I'm also starting a fund to buy her a knee-length t-shirt so we don't have to see her lumpy navel any more.

Who in the hell is that hideous woman in the pink? Good god!

Headlights point down; I'd hit it.

Is there no conditioner in the land that she lives in?

Her shirt expresses more confidence than she does.

There was, but her surgeon lipo'd the fat out of the bottle.

@12

Fuckin' A! She looks like Samara from The Ring got her. That is equisitely ugly!

I imagine it's pretty much like this whenever some lucky everyday guy gets the chance to bang a used Hollywood starlett. The shock of seeing those plastic parts naked and having to touch tits that feel like erections can really destroy one's fantasy of B Hollywood perfection, especially when it turns out the bitch can't suck a decent sausage of fuck worth a fuck.

The real reason she got her tits redone is because Dennis Rodman popped them. His enormous johnson forced air up through her cervix which ended up surrounding her lungs, literally popping her tits off as it rushed out. If you pulled fingerprints off of those pockmarks on her stomach, you'll see they're the perfect match for Rodman's hands, complete with huge thumb prints on the small of her back. Rodman reportedly left her motionless for hours, as he finished himself off by wacking off to pictures of himself in last year's Vera Wang bridal gown.

id stil go the cow!

Trashy, busted up whores.

@18
Rodman has a lot of nerve wearing white.

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I can't believe they gave her the cover. Like it's going to help her career at all. It will just help her live in L.A. for maybe another year.

In other news, Elton John gets ass raped by Walt Disney (pic) -

http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/10/elton-john-takes-it-up-ass.html

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I just puked on my monitor

http://www.celebslam.com

The thing with this whore is that no one with any ounce of self esteem could possible have EVER found her attractive. She's less than not pretty; she is, in fact, distinctly ugly. She never had a good body. She was never in shape. She never had a personality to speak of. She never had a hint of talent.

And to the fellas who did find her attractive, and, worse still, who still say you'd "hit it" -- you're fucking pathetic and deserve to be dunked in a bath full of Paris Hilton Herpjuice. (It's available in your local supermarket under the Newman's Own label).

I'd Hit It....with a rusty fucking crowbar.

Black bra, white shirt... she hates her tits. Yeah right.

Gotta be sure to leave a seat for her on the celebrity "rocket to the sun" reality show. She can sit next to Lohan and compare boobs.

wow! i was gonna come on here and say there's no way she's 110 lbs, unless she's a dwarf, and that if she's so flabby and gross looking she should put on some clothes, but you guys are all over that shit, nice work!

as a final thought, anyone remember how cute she was in the big lebowski?? "i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars." that girl's got talent!!

Regarding the shirt

A. You CAN and SHOULD cover up the mess by wearing a longer shirt.

B. "You were never my boyfriend" I can just hear the "AMEN" from all the men.

I'm such a disgrace to myself and my family. I'll never come back.

My friends know I'm a waste and I have severe mental problems.

uuh.. is her belly bruised.. or just dirty from digging in the dumpster for beerspit??

She should have stayed with alcohol. She would have fucked herself up a lot worse.

Wot a disaster. The state of NJ should declare her a disaster area.

She should have used the Ab-Abber 2000!
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html

I just threw up. I think there is a lesson to be learned from this interview.

i can't believe no on has commented on her BAD extensions. i mean, that's a MULLET. oh, the horror. the horrors!!

Not only is she converting her body into a potato, but she's wearing Lindsey's shirt from a few years ago.

Tara Reid: Truly a Fallen Star.

i'm consoled only by the thought that thurmon will be catching cory's first pitch in heaven. [snicker]

She looks like shit - and it's not necessarily because she went to a bad doc, it's because plastic surgery LOOKS AWFUL in general.

Good for her for talking about it though. Next step - not showing off the carnage at every opportunity.

Juuuust a bit off course

Holy Jumping Fuck! What a trainwreck of a stomach!

Goddamn you, you cheap, coked-up, lice-infested wretch! When you are hiring somebody to CUT IN TO YOUR BODY the last thing you want to do is use a coupon. You must be out of your fucking mind.

I can't believe I ever dropped a load while thinking about what could be under those sexy clothes. Now you have ruined what may have been a pretty decent body. That makes you a stupid, greedy whore in my book.

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb. You get everything you deserve. I am SO glad that the Lord Jebus put you on the earth to show the rest of us just how fucked up we could all be. I for one feel a whole lot better about being just an average guy. Thanks, dumb-ass!

Miserable wretch. Maybe you should do us all a favor and promise to wear nothing but fumpsuits from now on.

Fuck-a-monkey, it's been ten minutes since I looked at those pictures and my eyes STILL burn.

Go throw yourself in to traffic. Bitch.

mother fuckin' fumpsuit = jumpsuit.

I do believe this is the first time a pitcher has become famous for being a fireballer at the age of 34.

Fugly BIATCHHHHHHHH. Needed a chef and personal trainer to get those abs she desperately wanted...... Proabably to pissed to make a sound decision.. Where is her mother??

tara- why not take a leave of abscence and get things together, rather than grasping for any type of publicity

And why is she hanging around with Carrot Top's twin sister?

What IS this? The Red Carpet of T-Shirts that say Stupid Shit?!

What the hell is that think in the pink shes standing next to ? .. How ugly ?!?

She is actually signing pictures of herself from when she 'used to be hot'.

"No really, that is me. Was me."

Hey, but don't knock plastic tits: mine look fab ;-E) Not all surgeons screw up.

You think her belly looks bad? You should see her liver!!

She looks a little old and broken in the top pic, but she actually looks pretty and girlish in the bottom left one.

Why does she keep showing off her lumpy tummy?

I'm loving the remnants of ejaculate on her T shirt... no that's ok sweetheart, just shut up, open your mouth and for godssake leave your T shirt on...

She's definately like the chick from SEVEN who killed herself rather than have her face scarred.

Hey, Tara, YOU'RE VAIN!

Wow, I can't believe I ever wanted to do her. Now I'd have to think twice about it.

Natural beauty is way more attractive than fake beauty, even when a woman gets older.

I always thought Tara Reid was pretty, but she focused too much on drinking and partying! She should have focused on saying "don't give me that crap!"

Dressmaker: Don't worry, Tara, this dress won't expose your boob.
Tara: Don't give me that crap!

E! Executive: Don't worry, Tara, your show is doing fine with us.
Tara: Don't give me that crap!

Plastic Surgeon: Don't worry, those bumps on your boobs and the stomach thing will go away.
Tara: Don't give me that crap, you A**HOLE!

See, focus on these things...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Bad hair extensions, wrong-sized bra, disgusting tummy, crooked mouth ...
I miss Jessica Biel

AFJ- what the hell is wrong with your blog site?? I am going through serious AFJ blog withdrawal..and it's only been 12ish hours.

Is it just me?

Just goes to show you that you can't ever remove trash from trailer trash...she's never made it on merit in hollywood...I'm quite sure the ONLY reason she's ever gotten bit parts is because she play acted like a hoover for the producers, be they male or female. she may as well give it up with the surgeries, NOTHING will help that wreck, and finally is she completely stupid to be announcing "guyS I was dating..."? What a whore! Tara, please, do us all a favor and crawl back to the trailer park.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

She looks smokin' hot... For a Yankees pitcher who crashed a plane into an apartment building.

Seriously, when stuff gets posted late at night it brings out all the alcoholics. You people can't spell worth shit when you're drunk.

"I wanted - I'm not going to lie - a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."

Next time, I suggest regular exercise and, maybe, a salad occasionally.

#35 - Word on the bad hair extensions. Day-um.

Gawd, she is so gross. And she used to be so cute. What a shame.

AOL Movie News adds her as commenting: "I couldn't wear a bikini. I lost a lot of work. I lost my confidence," she said. "This was a nightmare I lived through."

Please! Nightmare!? Is she so focused on her bad boob job that she does't really see the effects of actual, real nightmares, like say, tornatos and tsunamis? Or shootings at schools?

And don't even get me started on that whole bikini thing.

Sounds like someone should put down the booze, sober up, stop whining, and get some perspective on the real nightmares of real people.

Truly insulting. I have no sympathy whatsoever for this blown out of purportion "ordeal" of hers.

If this cuntmunching bag of poo was so concerned & embarassed with the way her tits & abs looked then why the fuck did/does she still wear clothes that wouldn't fit an 8 year old ehtiopian?
She wouldn't be half the hag she is if she just wore clothes that were classy & demure. Instead she feels better about running around half naked and then wonders why men's dicks shrivel up inside their body cavity at the sight of her.
I feel only shame for her. And I hope she chokes on someone elses vomit.

#58 - That was colder than a penguin's ass.

Biatcho - you are a word-miester!

Tara, hon, you do know that tunic tops are in this season right? Maybe you should look into buying a few. Shit, I'll send you some out of my own closet if you promise to never show us the deformity that is your stomach ever again.

Um, did it ever occur to her to maybe look into malpractice lawsuits on the "plastic surgeons" that completely fucked up her body? I'm not lawsuit happy, but goddamn that is some messed up work.

The Superficial is awesome.

I am participaiting in the Summer of Compliments and I want everyone at this site to know that they're efforts are definitely appreciated. Whenever I want to go somewhere for news about hobag Tara or that greasy mantis Paris, I come here. Please keep up the good work.

Aw crap, "they're" should be "their." I'm such an idiot!

Seeing Tara naked is what made Mark Foley gay.

Richport:

I was aiming for colder than your mom's snatch, but I guess I failed.

Sorry BigJim, mom's a whore who seduces Blue Jays fans for breakfast. And Guats for that matter. That's probably why I root for the Mets. Needless to say, elementary school was a bit embarassing. In fact didn't she take that toweled picture of you?

#63 - You think what BigJim said is bad. Let's think back to late October 2000 just after the Yankess eliminated the Mets and won the World Series... I may have been overheard saying, in a mel-gibsonesque-drunken rage mind you, that i wished the entire Yankee team plane would crash into the side of a mountain. Yes I was angry and I loathe that team, but never meant it to fucking happen... and now my Irish catholic guilt has me feeling very bad today. And I just caused the Mets to probably lose because of it. I hate myself more than Jessica Ellis. I feel shame.

Biatcho:

You're Irish? So if you got knocked up by a black guy you'd give birth to a leprecoon.

Poor kid. She was hot in American Pie 1... but it's all gone downhill from there.

Biatcho - I just hate Derek Jeter, since he's 80% of the team anyway. Everytime I looked up in 2000 that blonkey was on base. I really wish the Yanks beat the Tigers, if only to give pitchers more chances to throw at his nuts. And I hate Yankees fans. I take great pleasure in watching them stare at the floor and change the subject when the topic of MLB playoffs comes up. Money can't always by championships or a nice rack and a flat tummy I guess. Or a fucking GPS that warns pilots they're too close to a high rise. But it can buy weed. In fact, I'll test that last theory later today...

she can't match hair extensions, but at least she can match her teeth to them. (pic 4)

i think this halloween, i'll go as scare-a reid. just need to repeatedly punch myself in the gut until it's blue and black, buy a bra from the irregular section of my local hobag store, attach extensions of five different lengths, and find a ratty t-shirt from a nearby dumpster that says something along the lines of, "look at me! i'm a whore!"

rip, cory lidle, you teammate-bashing picket-line crossing scab

I buy my six packs at the liquor store, not from some quack.

Looks like a stripper out with co-workers on a week night. She better hook up with a unionized factory worker before she can't climb the stairs to the main stage anymore.

She's a POW. Partied out whore.

Big Jim - nice one! Coons!

You're a canadian... or a coonadian. Or a Coonuck?

I guess that makes me an Americoon, and Marc Anthony a Puerto Ricoon.

I hit her doggy style so i don't have to look at that deformed stomach.

My favorite part of the interview is where she says "I'll never be perfect again", as if she was ever perfect. In my opinion she has never been anything more than very slightly above average-looking.

Bitch need to stop drinkin'

There are a lot of things that can go wrong with plastic surgery. Here are some breast jobs gone wrong-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/breast-enlargment.htm

The irony is now she has no choice but to find someone who loves her for... her.

If you look a little left of center, just under what is allegedly called a breast, you can see a stain on her shirt.

Either she spilled a little of the vodka she had in big gulp cup, or maybe her breast is leaking.

Who's the devil woman in pic 4?

I hope her tits fall off.

That day will be Jimmy Shaker day.

I admire her candor, if not her judgment. Thank goodness she didn't squander her money on a college degree or acting lessons. Here's some free advice for Tara:

1. Stop TANNING; jebus, you're looking like a saddle. An old saddle. A little color is OK, but when your skin is darker than your hair, that's rarely flattering
2. Either keep your roots fixed or go brunette
3. Yank out those extensions and then get a decent haircut; Tom Cruise's hair looks better, and that's not good
4. Stop dressing like a teenager, you're not fooling anybody
5. Try drinking a little less; get a hobby or do some charity work; you don't wanna be the sad chick at the club who thinks she still has to/can compete with 19-year-olds.

You're welcome, Tara.

Oh Please, she said she wanted B-Cups? B.S. then why didn't she get them reduced when she first got those Double D honkers like 3 years ago?

In order for Tara Reid to look good, she would have to:

1.) Get rid of those horrible roots! She would probably look better with darker hair. She needs to cut those scraggly ends, too.

2.) Wear less trashy make-up and clothes.

3.) I don't know how she has to get her stomach fixed, but it needs to be fixed. She should have just worked out--a 6-pack would have been so easy to achieve for her since she was already relatively thin to begin with. Why go through all the trouble associated with surgery for a 6-pack?

I feel kind of bad for her, because for a while she was doing some pretty big movies and even though she wasn't that popular at least she didn't have the reputation that she does now. And what kind of guys was she dating--what jerks to tell her how horrible she looks! Then again, she was linked to Tommy Lee, so her taste in men is questionable...

I think those are tire tracks on her belly . . . and face . . .

Ok, so that explains the boobs and tummy. But what about her hair, clothes, and personality?

And teeth?

this tramp is worn out. can she just kill hersself already? the longer she lives the less likely there will be a True Hollywood Story done on her.

Tara's the kind of chick that's hot in the club, under the mood lighting and shadows. Then, when you get her home, she morphs into Linda Blair in the Exorcist. Her rumpled stomach spelling out "Fuck You" while she drunkenly dozes on your couch that she just puked all over. Her behemoth boobs, starch straight, their nipples eyeing you ominously as their areolas spew forth a gangrenous silicone concoction. Her insane eyes rolled back in her vacuous head as she farts deeply, trumpeting the pending tequila shit her bowels are churning for you. In short - the kind of chick you don't want to take home.

The term that comes to mind is "rode hard and put away wet".

She shoulda bedazzled her stomach instead of her jeans.

her problem is the hair and personality. Her tits are fine and lumps in the stomach is just a temporary setback. She can be attractive again if she would stop hanging out with drug addicts and party dorks. Id do her and Id date her if the personality was good.

Tara Reid reminds me of the school slut who will have sex with anyone and anything she touches.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

You know, if she's just admit she has cellulite in her stomach instead of hiding behind this ridiculous claim that it's lipo gone wrong, I'd actually sympathize with her.

I hear you can rent her out for when you go clubbing so guys will pick you up instead of your "ugly friend".