Oct 18 2006Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Murphy's child

Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) is reportedly four months pregnant with Eddie Murphy's baby, and the two are allegedly set to marry next month. A source reveals she was spotted in Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood talking about the impending birth, and picked up nearly $5,000 worth of Eres lingerie for herself and about $300 worth of La Perla men's undershirts and underwear for Eddie.
The only way I can picture Eddie Murphy and this thing having sex is in a cage at the carnival with some guy in a hat announcing: "Behold a sight so ghastly not even Beelzebub himself would look upon it." Then he'd lift a curtain and there'd be these two going at it and you'd hear a loud gasp from the audience, some murmers of "It's too horrible to look at," and maybe the faint sounds of sobbing in the background.
More of Scary Spice and her nipples poking through after the jump, although you should only take a look if you hate yourself.


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Reader Comments
1. chinadoll724 - October 18, 2006 8:57 AM
I think she's still prettier than "posh spice" and she got david beckham. *drool*
2. Brain Embolism - October 18, 2006 8:58 AM
What the FUCK is a Scay Spice???
3. BEAM - October 18, 2006 8:58 AM
She used to be really hot. WTF happened to her. That boob job is horrendous.
4. clown - October 18, 2006 9:02 AM
She is hideous, not only scary, but tacky
5. JB Fletcher - October 18, 2006 9:02 AM
missed first by loads.im hopeless.
hmn.wasnt he arrested for picking up a transvestie once?
in light of that fact,is this really that surprising?
scary because she LOOK LIKE A MAN.
and that is some scary shit dude.
6. siliconsaint69 - October 18, 2006 9:02 AM
Jesus.Fucking.Christ.
7. RenoScarab - October 18, 2006 9:04 AM
#2 - It is a typo. It is supposed to say 'Scab' spice.
As in, "Scab's on her junk.'
That is one ugly bitch. Is this the 'oomfoofoo' that Eddie used to talk about in the 80's?
8. combustion8 - October 18, 2006 9:06 AM
She scays the fuck outa me.
9. BarbadoSlim - October 18, 2006 9:09 AM
Wow, I guess transexual surgeries have advanced beyond Eddie's wildest expectations.
10. Shaun - October 18, 2006 9:11 AM
She is looking a little "perky".
http://www.digital-six.net/
11. Barbara Grimes - October 18, 2006 9:12 AM
Scary Spice is very appropriately named. She scares me.
Barbara
http://babas.typepad.com
12. Italian Stallion - October 18, 2006 9:17 AM
When I was a kid I was scared of crushed red pepper. Whenever I would say something bad (which was a lot of the time, imagine that), she would put crushed red pepper in my mouth. Shit burned like a motherfucker. It's funny now because I seem to put that shit in everything I eat, love the stuff. So I guess what I'm getting at is crushed red pepper was my scary spice. I don't think I would fuck a bottle of it though, cuz that shit would just burn my penis..........
13. bigsteamyone - October 18, 2006 9:22 AM
looks like one boob is higher than the other !
14. slantingthroughdarkness - October 18, 2006 9:26 AM
Scary Spice is pregnant by Eddie Murphy. You sure it's not the other way around?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
15. Italian Stallion - October 18, 2006 9:27 AM
That French fag Zinedine Zidane is in the backround, I bet it's his kid. What is it with these soccer players fucking spice girls?
16. Wampoon.com - October 18, 2006 9:27 AM
Dang looks like my gf's......dress.
http://wampoon.com
17. amhi - October 18, 2006 9:28 AM
I hate it when ugly people reproduce.
18. jrzmommy - October 18, 2006 9:29 AM
Maybe Madonna can adopt it when it's born!
19. DrDanny - October 18, 2006 9:29 AM
#12, don't be too quick to judge: you might be surprised by a good burn.
20. amhi - October 18, 2006 9:30 AM
haha, jrzmommy, you're okay.
21. jrzmommy - October 18, 2006 9:30 AM
stallion....do you think Zidane headbutted her in the gut?
22. JB Fletcher - October 18, 2006 9:31 AM
hey itallion stallion,i know you have itallion in your name,but are you indian?
putting chillies in your mouth for saying bad things is what indian moms do too.
and im fucking addicted to the chillies myself.
im a bad girl
23. UNWASHEDMASSES - October 18, 2006 9:32 AM
What's the product of this mating going to be called? Funny Spice? Or, more appropriately, Used To Be Funny Spice.
24. Binky - October 18, 2006 9:32 AM
I guess they met in an unemployment line.
25. Stuey75 - October 18, 2006 9:38 AM
so which is it? he likes trannys or women who look like trannys. im confused.
26. Dr.Rokter - October 18, 2006 9:42 AM
"Melanie Brown, (aka 'Scary Spice') purchases so-called 'Forbidden Dress' once owned by television personality Elvira at Christie's auction."
27. BarbadoSlim - October 18, 2006 9:59 AM
hehehehe#19 , that's what Paris Hilton says to all her prey err...I mean dates yeah, dates.
28. CelebSlam.com - October 18, 2006 10:07 AM
trick-story...that's actually a man
http://www.celebslam.com
29. Steeno - October 18, 2006 10:09 AM
great
now let's proceed to talking smack bout some hiltons
30. Italian Stallion - October 18, 2006 10:20 AM
@19 Reminds me of Old Dirty Bastard in that album were he's talking about getting burnt with goneria...........
@21 He should, we don't need anymore Scary Murphy's......Charlie Murphy's cool though
"Ladies, come over here and show Charlie Murphy your titties, I'm Rick James bitch"
@22 If you learn how to spell "Italian", then and only then will I see how bad you are. No, I'm not Indian, I use deodorant! I'm Italian, hence the handle.......
I apologize in advance about the deodorant comment, did I mention I'm an asshole too.......
31. Adult Underoos - October 18, 2006 10:31 AM
i thought eddie murphy only likes trannies
32. jrzmommy - October 18, 2006 10:31 AM
Stallion: Do you remember a song, "I'm An Asshole" by Dennis Leary he did about 10 or 15 years ago? Hee hee.....you made me think of it. Just a random neuro-firing here.
33. BarbadoSlim - October 18, 2006 10:39 AM
#32...DAYUM JM I was just thinking of that hahahahaha, "'Cause I'm an asshole , asshole asshole asshole,...." you have to smoke while you sing it and it is pretty much a pre-requisite if you expect to survive in the superfish, the biggest nest of assholery in the 'net.
34. Italian Stallion - October 18, 2006 10:42 AM
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
NAAAHHHHH!
I'm an asshole
35. Spindoc - October 18, 2006 10:50 AM
That has got to be the darkest complected woman I've ever seen even NEAR Eddie Murphy.
Still it's nice to see that he can have sex with women and not just people dressed up as women.
36. jrzmommy - October 18, 2006 10:50 AM
Guys, 33 & 34, and the video rules...there's the dude dressed like Abe Lincoln with the bullet hole on the side of his head. It's fucking great.
37. sharkbite - October 18, 2006 11:08 AM
Guess he isn't gay.....
38. Don Boogie - October 18, 2006 11:09 AM
I'd hit it. Then again, I'd hit anything.
39. jrzmommy - October 18, 2006 11:22 AM
39--MIke Tyson would hit it, too, over and over and over and over and over....
40. yardgraffiti - October 18, 2006 11:23 AM
talk about "scary"
41. Triumph Insult Dog - October 18, 2006 11:36 AM
I don't think she's pregnant! This is just hype, people. Just like the rumors of him getting married.
Do you honestly think that after being roasted over the coals by his ex that he would plunge back into the pit so soon??
Look, she's got her own money, she's hotter than his first wife and he's having fun for a change. Everybody relax...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
42. RichPort - October 18, 2006 11:47 AM
No matter where I walk in the room, her nipples just keep looking right at me. Now that shit scares me...
#12 - HA!!!
43. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 18, 2006 11:49 AM
What? Celebrities getting married BEFORE the baby is born? No fucking way....that's just not PC.
44. Flip21 - October 18, 2006 12:08 PM
Days like these, I'm glad I'm in my early 20s but still looking like I'm in my early teens. At this rate, I wont look old until I don't give a fuck anymore.
45. LL - October 18, 2006 12:49 PM
OK, at the risk of ridicule, I think she looks pretty good. First picture not the most flattering, but hell, who takes a good picture? And her tay-tas look acceptable, too, though I don't think the rest of us need to see quite so much of them. I just think she could do better than Eddie Murphy. No offense, he's not too objectionable, but doesn't he already have 5 or 6 kids? And she's not better looking than his ex-wife, who was (probably still is) gorgeous.
46. kate - October 18, 2006 12:50 PM
Wow. She looks weird. Totally different from her Spice Girls days.
FTR- I fucking hated the Spice Girls. Dumbest concept ever.
47. Prazzie - October 18, 2006 1:11 PM
I think she looks really nice. Especially in the last pic, she looks soft and feminine. Her skin is glowing and healthy and evenly toned, her make up is demure (think of Anne Hathaway's clown pics and then look at Mel again.) Celebrities need to be careful with especially black fabric, it seems to show off more than they intended when a flash is used. It's not her fault, I like that dress on her. She should lose the beads and bag, though.
I'm all for ripping celebs to shreds on this lovely site, but she looks fine to me.
48. HolisticWisdomcom - October 18, 2006 1:42 PM
I don't see why she is being called unattractive. I just wonder if there will be a pre-nip... oh, I mean nup (LOL well, look at the pic they shine right through!)
Half Eddie, half!
49. forlorn angel - October 18, 2006 1:49 PM
Oh come on guys... she's cute and she looks healthy and happy. Better than those damn anorexic skanks like Lohan, Richie, Paris... need I go on?
Although she can do WAY better than Eddie Murphy... she would have been better off with his brother, at least he's funny.
50. thosefnguys - October 18, 2006 2:10 PM
Wow... Two fallen stars getting it on...
When is their Reality Show on Vh1 premiering?
51. thosefnguys - October 18, 2006 2:12 PM
wow, Two falling stars getting it on....
When is their Reality Show in Vh1 Premiering?
52. NipsyHustle - October 18, 2006 2:47 PM
i'm convinced that scary has a bigger penis than eddie's. nothing can make me believe that he is into anything other than hot stinky manhole...well, except maybe hot stinky manhole with big 'ol titties.
53. HollyJ - October 18, 2006 6:16 PM
PUT AWAY THE BIG, UGLY, CHARCOAL-BLACK, PLATTER AREOLAS !!! PLEASE !!! >>
54. Sassy - October 18, 2006 10:58 PM
I'm scared. Hold me.
55. beifiori - October 19, 2006 7:23 AM
doesn't he have enough kids as it is??? Is he trying to beat out that family in Arkansas with 17 kids? Dang, hang it up already, Eddie, and we don't mean in Scary, we mean in your pants...we as in the voices in my head, y'all.
As for Scary, numero uno does have a good point there...
56. skeptical - October 19, 2006 8:13 AM
I sat next to Scary and Sporty Spice at a restraurant in London in '97. The only thing I remember about them is that Scary had *the worst skin ever*. Huge boil-like zits all over.
That's hot!
57. Sakura - October 19, 2006 3:38 PM
$5000 worth of lingerie?? It might be for Eddie then, cos she doesnt seem to wear it.
58. xplayoboyx - October 20, 2006 1:59 AM
i feel kinda bad saying it but that is going to be the ugliest child in this universe
59. 63freshdl - October 20, 2006 8:22 PM
more power to them both its too many critics in the world today look at yourself first before you start to judge anyone elseif you can honestly stand in the mirror and see a perfect person i'd like to hear how perfect you really are so the world will
can be in better shape
60. Eye-Dish Lass - October 23, 2006 2:49 PM
As we speak....Madonna and Angelina playing "Ro Sham Bow" to see who gets their offspring!
61. Eye-Dish Lass - October 23, 2006 2:51 PM
Thank God she's pregnant!! God forbid there not be ANOTHER BLACK UNMARRIED COUPLE with only 6 kids! Let's pray for twins! Yea!
62. Eye-Dish Lass - October 23, 2006 2:53 PM
Hey Eddie - Half of Half ISN'T a whole. Educamacate to elevate my Brutha!
63. saltpeanuts - October 24, 2006 10:16 AM
Why the hate on Scary Spice? Did you SEE the Spice Girls first video? She has amazing snack trays, and is the primary reason that I have jungle fever.
64. Truthseeker013 - October 30, 2006 7:37 PM
Okay. *This* is the Last Sign of the Apocalypse. My bad for the K-Fed thing...
65. HollywoodSnark - March 22, 2007 10:25 AM
wow, that's actually really scary....don't imaging that
66. Hervey - June 23, 2007 2:34 PM
You people are just a bunch of haters. First of scary spice is smoking hot and I would pay to have sex with her...and the bold guy in the background is not zinedine zidane ok!