October 18, 2006
Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Murphy's child
Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) is reportedly four months pregnant with Eddie Murphy's baby, and the two are allegedly set to marry next month. A source reveals she was spotted in Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood talking about the impending birth, and picked up nearly $5,000 worth of Eres lingerie for herself and about $300 worth of La Perla men's undershirts and underwear for Eddie.
The only way I can picture Eddie Murphy and this thing having sex is in a cage at the carnival with some guy in a hat announcing: "Behold a sight so ghastly not even Beelzebub himself would look upon it." Then he'd lift a curtain and there'd be these two going at it and you'd hear a loud gasp from the audience, some murmers of "It's too horrible to look at," and maybe the faint sounds of sobbing in the background.
More of Scary Spice and her nipples poking through after the jump, although you should only take a look if you hate yourself.
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Comments
1. Posted by chinadoll724 on October 18, 2006 8:57 AM
I think she's still prettier than "posh spice" and she got david beckham. *drool*
2. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 18, 2006 8:58 AM
What the FUCK is a Scay Spice???
3. Posted by BEAM on October 18, 2006 8:58 AM
She used to be really hot. WTF happened to her. That boob job is horrendous.
4. Posted by clown on October 18, 2006 9:02 AM
She is hideous, not only scary, but tacky
5. Posted by JB Fletcher on October 18, 2006 9:02 AM
missed first by loads.im hopeless.
hmn.wasnt he arrested for picking up a transvestie once?
in light of that fact,is this really that surprising?
scary because she LOOK LIKE A MAN.
and that is some scary shit dude.
6. Posted by siliconsaint69 on October 18, 2006 9:02 AM
Jesus.Fucking.Christ.
7. Posted by RenoScarab on October 18, 2006 9:04 AM
#2 - It is a typo. It is supposed to say 'Scab' spice.
As in, "Scab's on her junk.'
That is one ugly bitch. Is this the 'oomfoofoo' that Eddie used to talk about in the 80's?
8. Posted by combustion8 on October 18, 2006 9:06 AM
She scays the fuck outa me.
9. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 18, 2006 9:09 AM
Wow, I guess transexual surgeries have advanced beyond Eddie's wildest expectations.
10. Posted by Shaun on October 18, 2006 9:11 AM
She is looking a little "perky".
http://www.digital-six.net/
11. Posted by Barbara Grimes on October 18, 2006 9:12 AM
Scary Spice is very appropriately named. She scares me.
Barbara
http://babas.typepad.com
12. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 18, 2006 9:17 AM
When I was a kid I was scared of crushed red pepper. Whenever I would say something bad (which was a lot of the time, imagine that), she would put crushed red pepper in my mouth. Shit burned like a motherfucker. It's funny now because I seem to put that shit in everything I eat, love the stuff. So I guess what I'm getting at is crushed red pepper was my scary spice. I don't think I would fuck a bottle of it though, cuz that shit would just burn my penis..........
13. Posted by bigsteamyone on October 18, 2006 9:22 AM
looks like one boob is higher than the other !
14. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 18, 2006 9:26 AM
Scary Spice is pregnant by Eddie Murphy. You sure it's not the other way around?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
15. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 18, 2006 9:27 AM
That French fag Zinedine Zidane is in the backround, I bet it's his kid. What is it with these soccer players fucking spice girls?
16. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 18, 2006 9:27 AM
Dang looks like my gf's......dress.
http://wampoon.com
17. Posted by amhi on October 18, 2006 9:28 AM
I hate it when ugly people reproduce.
18. Posted by jrzmommy on October 18, 2006 9:29 AM
Maybe Madonna can adopt it when it's born!
19. Posted by DrDanny on October 18, 2006 9:29 AM
#12, don't be too quick to judge: you might be surprised by a good burn.
20. Posted by amhi on October 18, 2006 9:30 AM
haha, jrzmommy, you're okay.
21. Posted by jrzmommy on October 18, 2006 9:30 AM
stallion....do you think Zidane headbutted her in the gut?
22. Posted by JB Fletcher on October 18, 2006 9:31 AM
hey itallion stallion,i know you have itallion in your name,but are you indian?
putting chillies in your mouth for saying bad things is what indian moms do too.
and im fucking addicted to the chillies myself.
im a bad girl
23. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on October 18, 2006 9:32 AM
What's the product of this mating going to be called? Funny Spice? Or, more appropriately, Used To Be Funny Spice.
24. Posted by Binky on October 18, 2006 9:32 AM
I guess they met in an unemployment line.
25. Posted by Stuey75 on October 18, 2006 9:38 AM
so which is it? he likes trannys or women who look like trannys. im confused.
26. Posted by Dr.Rokter on October 18, 2006 9:42 AM
"Melanie Brown, (aka 'Scary Spice') purchases so-called 'Forbidden Dress' once owned by television personality Elvira at Christie's auction."
27. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 18, 2006 9:59 AM
hehehehe#19 , that's what Paris Hilton says to all her prey err...I mean dates yeah, dates.
28. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 18, 2006 10:07 AM
trick-story...that's actually a man
http://www.celebslam.com
29. Posted by Steeno on October 18, 2006 10:09 AM
great
now let's proceed to talking smack bout some hiltons
30. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 18, 2006 10:20 AM
@19 Reminds me of Old Dirty Bastard in that album were he's talking about getting burnt with goneria...........
@21 He should, we don't need anymore Scary Murphy's......Charlie Murphy's cool though
"Ladies, come over here and show Charlie Murphy your titties, I'm Rick James bitch"
@22 If you learn how to spell "Italian", then and only then will I see how bad you are. No, I'm not Indian, I use deodorant! I'm Italian, hence the handle.......
I apologize in advance about the deodorant comment, did I mention I'm an asshole too.......
31. Posted by Adult Underoos on October 18, 2006 10:31 AM
i thought eddie murphy only likes trannies
32. Posted by jrzmommy on October 18, 2006 10:31 AM
Stallion: Do you remember a song, "I'm An Asshole" by Dennis Leary he did about 10 or 15 years ago? Hee hee.....you made me think of it. Just a random neuro-firing here.
33. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 18, 2006 10:39 AM
#32...DAYUM JM I was just thinking of that hahahahaha, "'Cause I'm an asshole , asshole asshole asshole,...." you have to smoke while you sing it and it is pretty much a pre-requisite if you expect to survive in the superfish, the biggest nest of assholery in the 'net.
34. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 18, 2006 10:42 AM
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
NAAAHHHHH!
I'm an asshole
35. Posted by Spindoc on October 18, 2006 10:50 AM
That has got to be the darkest complected woman I've ever seen even NEAR Eddie Murphy.
Still it's nice to see that he can have sex with women and not just people dressed up as women.
36. Posted by jrzmommy on October 18, 2006 10:50 AM
Guys, 33 & 34, and the video rules...there's the dude dressed like Abe Lincoln with the bullet hole on the side of his head. It's fucking great.
37. Posted by sharkbite on October 18, 2006 11:08 AM
Guess he isn't gay.....
38. Posted by Don Boogie on October 18, 2006 11:09 AM
I'd hit it. Then again, I'd hit anything.
39. Posted by jrzmommy on October 18, 2006 11:22 AM
39--MIke Tyson would hit it, too, over and over and over and over and over....
40. Posted by yardgraffiti on October 18, 2006 11:23 AM
talk about "scary"
41. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 18, 2006 11:36 AM
I don't think she's pregnant! This is just hype, people. Just like the rumors of him getting married.
Do you honestly think that after being roasted over the coals by his ex that he would plunge back into the pit so soon??
Look, she's got her own money, she's hotter than his first wife and he's having fun for a change. Everybody relax...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
42. Posted by RichPort on October 18, 2006 11:47 AM
No matter where I walk in the room, her nipples just keep looking right at me. Now that shit scares me...
#12 - HA!!!
43. Posted by InstantAsshat-AddFame on October 18, 2006 11:49 AM
What? Celebrities getting married BEFORE the baby is born? No fucking way....that's just not PC.
44. Posted by Flip21 on October 18, 2006 12:08 PM
Days like these, I'm glad I'm in my early 20s but still looking like I'm in my early teens. At this rate, I wont look old until I don't give a fuck anymore.
45. Posted by LL on October 18, 2006 12:49 PM
OK, at the risk of ridicule, I think she looks pretty good. First picture not the most flattering, but hell, who takes a good picture? And her tay-tas look acceptable, too, though I don't think the rest of us need to see quite so much of them. I just think she could do better than Eddie Murphy. No offense, he's not too objectionable, but doesn't he already have 5 or 6 kids? And she's not better looking than his ex-wife, who was (probably still is) gorgeous.
46. Posted by kate on October 18, 2006 12:50 PM
Wow. She looks weird. Totally different from her Spice Girls days.
FTR- I fucking hated the Spice Girls. Dumbest concept ever.
47. Posted by Prazzie on October 18, 2006 1:11 PM
I think she looks really nice. Especially in the last pic, she looks soft and feminine. Her skin is glowing and healthy and evenly toned, her make up is demure (think of Anne Hathaway's clown pics and then look at Mel again.) Celebrities need to be careful with especially black fabric, it seems to show off more than they intended when a flash is used. It's not her fault, I like that dress on her. She should lose the beads and bag, though.
I'm all for ripping celebs to shreds on this lovely site, but she looks fine to me.
48. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 18, 2006 1:42 PM
I don't see why she is being called unattractive. I just wonder if there will be a pre-nip... oh, I mean nup (LOL well, look at the pic they shine right through!)
Half Eddie, half!
49. Posted by forlorn angel on October 18, 2006 1:49 PM
Oh come on guys... she's cute and she looks healthy and happy. Better than those damn anorexic skanks like Lohan, Richie, Paris... need I go on?
Although she can do WAY better than Eddie Murphy... she would have been better off with his brother, at least he's funny.
50. Posted by thosefnguys on October 18, 2006 2:10 PM
Wow... Two fallen stars getting it on...
When is their Reality Show on Vh1 premiering?
51. Posted by thosefnguys on October 18, 2006 2:12 PM
wow, Two falling stars getting it on....
When is their Reality Show in Vh1 Premiering?
52. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 18, 2006 2:47 PM
i'm convinced that scary has a bigger penis than eddie's. nothing can make me believe that he is into anything other than hot stinky manhole...well, except maybe hot stinky manhole with big 'ol titties.
53. Posted by HollyJ on October 18, 2006 6:16 PM
PUT AWAY THE BIG, UGLY, CHARCOAL-BLACK, PLATTER AREOLAS !!! PLEASE !!! >>
54. Posted by Sassy on October 18, 2006 10:58 PM
I'm scared. Hold me.
55. Posted by beifiori on October 19, 2006 7:23 AM
doesn't he have enough kids as it is??? Is he trying to beat out that family in Arkansas with 17 kids? Dang, hang it up already, Eddie, and we don't mean in Scary, we mean in your pants...we as in the voices in my head, y'all.
As for Scary, numero uno does have a good point there...
56. Posted by skeptical on October 19, 2006 8:13 AM
I sat next to Scary and Sporty Spice at a restraurant in London in '97. The only thing I remember about them is that Scary had *the worst skin ever*. Huge boil-like zits all over.
That's hot!
57. Posted by Sakura on October 19, 2006 3:38 PM
$5000 worth of lingerie?? It might be for Eddie then, cos she doesnt seem to wear it.
58. Posted by xplayoboyx on October 20, 2006 1:59 AM
i feel kinda bad saying it but that is going to be the ugliest child in this universe
59. Posted by 63freshdl on October 20, 2006 8:22 PM
more power to them both its too many critics in the world today look at yourself first before you start to judge anyone elseif you can honestly stand in the mirror and see a perfect person i'd like to hear how perfect you really are so the world will
can be in better shape
60. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on October 23, 2006 2:49 PM
As we speak....Madonna and Angelina playing "Ro Sham Bow" to see who gets their offspring!
61. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on October 23, 2006 2:51 PM
Thank God she's pregnant!! God forbid there not be ANOTHER BLACK UNMARRIED COUPLE with only 6 kids! Let's pray for twins! Yea!
62. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on October 23, 2006 2:53 PM
Hey Eddie - Half of Half ISN'T a whole. Educamacate to elevate my Brutha!
63. Posted by saltpeanuts on October 24, 2006 10:16 AM
Why the hate on Scary Spice? Did you SEE the Spice Girls first video? She has amazing snack trays, and is the primary reason that I have jungle fever.
64. Posted by Truthseeker013 on October 30, 2006 7:37 PM
Okay. *This* is the Last Sign of the Apocalypse. My bad for the K-Fed thing...