FIRST!

SECOND!

Sorry. First is the best best I can do with this. I can't seem to care about the guy who sings the same song 10 different ways on his CD or the super model no one can seem to remember until they google her name.

ahh.. jim jim must be hung like a horse cause there ain't one damned thing about his face or demeanor that's got any kind of sexual magnetism.. unless of course you're into beastiality with a greasy looking pasty faced fast food monkey..

who will be her next conquest? Beck? Carrot Top?

About fucking time. This guy's a total douchebag

http://www.celebslam.com

I, personally, think he played his cards right. When you go out with a super hot girl, every woman on the planet adds points to your stock. The hotter the girl, the hotter the girls coming on to you. I suspect that considering the girlfriend here is Petra, the girls coming on to him on the club island of Ibiza were outta sight.

Even James had to realize that sooner or latter Petra would realize she had been dating an otter, so he'd lose that at some point anyways. Might as well propagate the illusion that he's a mighty stud, no?

What a grade A stud!!!

I googled Tania Zaetta. She makes Petra Nemcova look like driftwood.

Rich: Nah, gotta disagree here. Tania is pretty, but she looks old. Petra is gorgeous.

He... cheated on... her..? Someone needs to slap him upside the head, explain to him in no uncertain terms that he is this generation's Christopher Cross - his future no more than an answer to a 2000's Trival Pursuit question - and that nothing he will ever have will be as good as what he just fucked up. Petra, if you're going to date scrawny, effeminite Englishman who are quasi-gay and cheat, by all means make it Jude Law. At least he can act.

What was she thinking??? At least she's rid of that fugly piece of work.

She's lucky to be rid of him.
Apparently his nick-name is 'Blunty' but it has nothing to do with his name.

He probably just got sick of all her damn whining about her supposed near-death experience with the tsunami.

Hotness takes a major hit when all the bitch does is whine.

Well. I don't even have a smartass comment for this one I'm so blown away. But I suppose she can now move on to greener pastures, such as Gary Coleman.

I agree with Jim, she looks like a whiney bitch, and every time she hears a faucet or someone flushes the toilet she probably grabs on to something and starts to sob. Plus we already know at the first sign of trouble, she'll leave her boyfriend.

That would get pretty fucking annoying after a while.

Jrz - maybe I only saw the slutty pics... pretty Indian girls always make me feel funny below the waist.

No matter how hot a girl is, there's someone somewhere who got tired of her.

#9----i googled Tania Zaetta and she looks very much like a tranny. plus she's from australia where 70% of the population has herpes simplex 1, so sounds like james may have picked up the gift that keeps on giving...forever.

secondly, petra hung on to a tree for dear life during a tsunami. she's got to be able to stayed gripped on your wood in the sack. that's a great skill. no worries about her bending your boner while she's riding you.

and finally, ibiza is nothing but eurotrash on ecstacy so we can't say that he was getting better trim than petra. besides, ecstasy will have you happily humping a palm tree for hours and you'll swear the whole time it was scarlett johannson.

i don't blame petra for leaving this troll. it's enough that he's british=bad teeth and uncut cocks but who wants to have a lifetime valtrex bill?

Yeah I smoked a blunt yesterday.

http://wampoon.com

These rumours stemmed from The Mail on Sunday article, which I haven't seen (mainly because it's not really a newspaper, but just a children's comic) claiming one of their elusive "sources" thinks James relationship with Petra Nemcova is over.

I doubt James will say anything about his private life, other than what he said to the Sun, which is, "It's all good. Thank you for asking." And Petra's camp don't seem to be too flustered either.

The "other woman" Miss Zaetta, has also made it very clear that there has never been any romance between her and JB, so at some stage, those who bought the Mail on Sunday should be asking, "can I have my money back?"

There are other articles when you search Google, and if you want to collect them here, then do, but more than concerning ourselves over the state of JB's private life, it's probably worth discussing the responsiblities of newspapers and how we should view journalists today.

P.S. Please don't think this means I'm keen on this discussion. I'd rather the public didn't discuss my friend's private life, but there are rumours on the web, and as such, they will be discussed, so we might as well have them here, with a bit of clarity rather than blind rumour-mongering.

The above post was on James' official site

that's her new love interest right there in the orange striped shirt.

I'm confused!
By the way the Fish was beating around the bush, does he think Petra Nemcova is hot or not?

she has got a fat ugly face.

Why is anybody surprised that he (allegedly) screwed around on her? Big deal. If he worked at Jiffy Lube, I'd say "bad move," but he's famous and (I assume) rich, he can probably get a supermodel delivered to his room anytime he wants. Maybe he gets tired of supermodels bitching about how hungry they are and wanted to hang out with a chick who actually eats every now and then.

RE girl in striped shirt: I gotta give her props, it's a brave (or secure) woman who will walk directly in front of a supermodel. Especially wearing horizontal stripes. Even if the supermodel is wearing gigantic sunglasses that make her look sorta like an insect. Just sayin'.

TCLTC

Just sayin'.

Monica Bellucci pwns this chick.

I wonder when Frankie J is going to get shot for being priceless?

Nothing to add to the story on the tree hugger............

holy mother of god, this guy is an ear rapist and should be shot on sight as a favor to humanity.

Yeah he's no Brad Pitt - but face it this guy will always get the ladies. I guarantee that his next girl will be just as hot maybe even hotter than Petra.

It must be:
a) his huge personality
b) his huge cock
c) his huge wads of cash
d) his fame or
e) all of the above

chicks just go for that sort of thing i guess.......duh!

Maybe it has to do with how Nemcova has become a fat cow. Guy has standards.

I don't know either of these people. They're just names that I've seen on this website and in other gossip columns. And, though I can't point toward documentation of rain falling upside down, I can do snow.

http://www.theblowingrock.com/name.html

and apparently SHE's the one dating that millionaire who supposedly went on a date with natalie portman, as was posted here a few days ago. at least that's what i read in a magazine, and that they went together to the NY fashion show and sat on the first row with brazilian model and tv host Fernanda Lima, canadian singer Avril Lavigne and some other people i can't remember.
:)

I just realized that if all these people were to disappear suddenly from the face of earth, my life would not be affected in the least.

James Blunt is an ugly, ugly little troll-like man, but I can't blame him for dumping Petra. How anyone could put up with a chick who is only on the public's radar because she exploited her surviving the tsunami is beyond my comprehension. Fucking cunt.

I'm going out on a limb, but I bet it is because she never changes her skirt.

@34
You JUST realized that? LOL

@36
HA! I had the same thought. The same pictures must just keep circulating. Surely she's got more clothes than that...

id cheat on the bitch too if i had heaps of equally filth bitches willing to jostle my tally wacker.

i like typing tally wacker

hay number 19. im from stralia and your mama RIMS MOUNTAIN GOATS!

i mean number 18. number 19s mama watches! na just kiddin, number 19s alright in my book.

I'd hit it! The chick in the orange stripes that is.

Maybe I just don't like Eastern bloc bitches, but this chick doesn't rouse the old trouser snake, apart from imagining her screaming like a Vietnam vet with shell shock every time it rains. Now that makes the ol' dragon zipper pledge allegiance...

#34 - HA!!!

'Artists' are notoriously insecure. That's why they always pull stupid shit like this--it bolsters their fragile egos when they cheat. Asshats-on-parade.

Maybe there are just a lot of dumb girls who think James Blunt actually means what he sings.

#43 tell me you didn't go and call James Blunt an artist now.

Unless by artist you meant whiny little fag.

you're BEAU TY FUUULL!!!your BAU TY FUUUIUL!!

kill me with a blunt machete why dontcha.

This is the model Bruce Willis was drooling over earlier this year - and she was totally disinterested. So has he peed himself laughing yet, or what?

This is all crap. he left her for me.

ya'll wouldn't see real talent if it hit you upside the head and said "Hey! I'm true talent!"

www.bitchaholics.com

Whatever bitch...

Rofl James Blunt needs to learn how to get girls..Maybe my boy Game Spitter aka Womanizer can give him a few tips;

http://gamespitter.blogspot.com/

If he can't, no one can.

Th ndkjeh, sjlejmd fmnoie! Skeudn t kshuifn nfujs niwundmm. Wnia mlkndoiw niv sw niudnw nciund. Plcnuw.

ROLFLMFAO.

Uh, kris, whatever you been smokin', don't bogart it.

# 39 & # 39----i wouldn't put it past my mother to rim mountain goats cause she's a bit on the easy side. but she's surely smart enough not to put her mouth on anything from "down under".

hey, if you're part of that small percentage of aussie's that doesn't have herpes, lucky you. get out while you can. but hey, your own country has up plenty of sites about the epidemic. don't hate the messenger.

Maybe James Blunt dumped her because he got sick and tired of her wearing the same fucking skirt everyday. He couldn't get his otter-cock into her tree-hugging splintered gash cuz the skirt was stuck to it. Petra...you're a model for god's sake, you have some money...buy more clothing.

I want to go to England just so that I can have a big nasty fight out in front of everybody and have someone say that I had a "row". Hee hee

That's not a supermodel. That's a whiny cross-eyed average puffy bitch whose lips are cracked either from fucking whining, or gripping james's blunt because she started to cry when she "hurd deez werds". i swear to fucking god, that is a quote. she said she started to cry when she heard his music and how beautiful it was and how beautiful his soul is. oh my god! we can add stupid bitch to her roster of credentials as well. (that's how he gets her to want to sleep with him)
And that's not a musician. what the hell is it..i don't know i just know that i want to throw up whenever i see or hear him.

Is it me, or does anyone else thing that Blunt's song "Goodbye My Lover" was written for Petra's old boyfriend who was killed in the tsunami?

If not, that's a big coinky-dink.

*thing = think

Cripes.

Tania's the fucking troll under the bridge.. NASTY! I'm POSITIVE she has only sac and pole. Positive.

If not, she's just the ugliest box-faced XXY herm that ever lived. EW!

Petra's not a ton better though.

And he's a short ugly unclean mo-fo.

So all-in-all, it's perfect.. but who the F cares?

Oh my GOD. I just went to Sarah Jean's blog, and no WONDER you all hated her so much. I have to say, without a doubt, she is the STUPIDEST BITCH on Earth! If you haven't gone recently, GO! She posted some shit about not being allowed to go trick-or-treating as a kid, or being allowed to even eat candy! And then she posted something calling non-Christians (ie: Pagans) BARBARIANS. What a fucking TWAT, I AM a NON-Christian, and I am NOT a fucking barbarian. And she wonders why people hate her so much, I'd like to see her be dumped in a pit of acid then tied to an anthill with honey poured on her. Fucking cunt. And she called all the Superfish posters "little people" who have no lives, or something like that. So I HAD to comment on her blog, because she's just SO stupid. My heartfelt thanks to ALL of you who ran that stupid twat off this site, so that it's relatively moron-free.

The possible explanation for this insanity is that the little dweeb is packing 12" in his britches.

#59...Sadly it doesn't have anything to do with penis size, if it did, i'd be swimming in models RIGHT NOW.

What it does have to do is with the hypnotic effect that any unwashed sleazebag with a guitar has over women. Didn't you have guys like that in you high school or college?

BigJim: BC bud, baby, all the way....

ROFL! No, BarbadoSlim, I called him an 'artist.' Those little bracket-thingies are for people who think they are Artists. I should really explain my own personal language from time to time, shouldn't I?

Britney Spears is a 'good mother.'
Sienna Miller is a 'famous actress.'
Lindsat Lohan is a 'serious actress.'

Oh hey, tsarinaamanda, have you seen Sarah-Jean's other blog?

http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/?page_id=8

Sarah-Jean is a 'fashionista.'

Bwahahahaha!

@58...I just recently started logging on this site & missed the SJ fiasco but caught several references to it. So out of curiosity I went back and found her blog, on which she states she contacted the FBI. THE FB-FUCKING-I!! I dont know what y'all did but you must've punked her ass pretty good.

Blunt reminds me of the creepy guy in my brit lit class with greasy hair that would breathe heavily and draw pictures of me in his notebook. Douchebag.

C'mon, you've never heard of an insecure guy who finally comes into his own and gets a beautiful girl only to ruin the relationship testing how many more he can land? Classic textbook.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Lindsat? Typo!

Lindsat Lohat...wish it was Lindsat Lowskirt, because I'm sick and fucking tired of being 'treated' to views of her hoo-hoo.

Hey, how come the Fish never had an entry for Michael Jackson in high heels and a sunhat?

kristaldmix -- It was Angry Ferret Jones. It was classic. he took all the dumb pics she had on her site and made a new blog for her out of them. Pics of her family, her husband, her dog, the camper she lives in, her address, phone number, her in-laws names, you name it. Anything she was stupid enough to post on a public blog.

He probably taught her a really good lesson about internet safety. If she was capable of learning, which I doubt. 'Fashionistas' tend to be a bit vapid.

Anyone still have a link to Ferret's blog of her?

Err, Nipsy, where do you get your stats from, you racist ignorant piece of shit?

Yea I looked at her blog. Not like my myspace is the shit or anything but it's better than that. And who nowadays is dumb enough to post personal stuff all over the web anyways? MENSA candidate she is not.

Holistic you are 100% dead on. I spent the first half of my college years taking on "those guys" because I didnt know any better. But I learned my lesson. Petra will too. Now I prefer to take on a bottle of jack. Cheers!

If SJ is such a hotshot "fashionista" how scome she doesn't know they're "pedal pushers" (as in bikes) and not "peddle pushers (as in her crystal meth sales to kids). Auf Wiedersehen, silly twat.

Let's hope rain starts falling up as of now!

@63 kristaldmix - To see where the whole Sarah-Jean thing started:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/matthew_mcconaughey_and_penelo_1.html

Start with post #15.

Wow I just read the thing about this petra chick hanging onto a tree during the tsunami... thats intense.

and petra dear. Don't sweat it, your a supermodel and he is Uuuuuuuuuuuuugly (said like on the lion king) there are plenty of blokes out there begging for you, some of them are hot too unlike idiot.

#67 as much as i would like to say FU to nipsy for bagging out australian's seeing as I am one myself he's right. Havn't you heard it on the news here about STI infection levels rapidly rising in australia. Sucks eh. I'm one of the lucky 30% though, why, cause I use condoms. That's what they are for!

ok i clicked on the link and read....wow. its just soo...wow >pouring another drinkok i clicked on the link and read....wow. its just soo...wow >pouring another drink

ok i clicked on the link and read....wow. its just soo...wow >pouring another drinkok i clicked on the link and read....wow. its just soo...wow >pouring another drink

Reminds me of the time Laetitia Casta broke up with Harland Williams because she thought he was cheating on him.

OH WAIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED BECAUSE SUPERMODELS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DATE UGLY PSEUDO-CELEBRITIES

If it wasnt for him being famous she would not piss on his teeth if his gums were on fire

And to tell you the truth....To look at him i thought he was a homo

james blunt so doesnt give a crap about petra nemcova... why date 1 person when he can be out all over the world screwing as many hot women as possible while anyone still knows his name instead of going back to the way it was before, being referred to as that ugly hairy guy with bad t-shirts.

#67---- racist piece of shit? you really know how to make the kids cry on the playground. it's on the inside that i cry.

dory the aussie (#73) agrees that australia is fucked. fortunately, dory isn't part of the problem there. but you're all bent out of shape. why? do you have "the gift"? don't hate me, hate your loose morals for your downfall.

princess mumu, 63% of girls who call themselves fake royal titles are usually BBW and ugly. 43% are children under 15. 99% of them think that having a plastic tiara and $100 in the bank makes them royality. sorry it just makes you a broke bitch trapped in the land of make believe. but something tells me , you really ARE special so you can get 100% of deez nuts all up in your mouth. how do you like them stats, pussycat?

hehehehe #79....best use of statistics for comedic effect I've ever seen on the Superfish.
100% funny with a 25% chance of it being understood by mathematically impaired americans.

princessmumu?

Uh, isn't a mumu something that morbidly obese people wear because they're so damn fat that regular clothes won't fit?

Let's punt this Valtrex-scarfing whale.

I'd have stayed with her. But just because the last guy died in a tsunami, meaning it would be statistically less probable *I'd* die in one. You can't get that kind of insurance out of most relationships.

Oh, man! I just read the whole Sara Jean gets ass-raped thread.

I can't believe I missed that shit. Probably a good thing though, as my wife is getting mighty sick of process servers knocking on our door, and SJ seems like a real litigious bitch.

@62-
No, I never saw that site before, but I just clicked on the link...it looks just as pathetic as her other blog. I'll have to investigate this further, thanks for the link :)

@63-
I'm with you, I cannot believe that she contacted the FBI either! What a freaking tard. SHE put her business out there for everyone to see and comment on, but she can't take the fallout from her actions like an adult, she has to be a whiny little bitch and call the FBI. Not surprising though, after what I read on her "blog". She apparently thinks that anyone who disagrees with her is WRONG and should not be allowed to live their lives the way they want, unless SHE approves. Her opinion of abortion is a PERFECT example of that, along with the rant on Halloween. If you haven't read that, go read it, it's SO PATHETIC. The rant on Bitacle stealing her blogs is also priceless, like anyone would actually WANT to read her shit, much less steal it! She MUST live in a fantasy world! There are just no words to describe how sad she is. And this is a general question for anyone in the know...whatever happened to the fake Sarah-Jean the Lilac Queen site? I tried to find it, and it's not there any more! Did the FBI REALLY waste their time "investigating" her stupid-assed complaint? I sure hope not, or I'll be writing an angry letter to my Congressperson, demanding that funding to the FBI be dramatically cut if they can't find better things to investigate.

@83-
Can you imagine having to be the poor guy to sit there and listen to her shit about how she's being "harassed" and "stalked" online? I think I'd want to kill myself. They're probably laughing at her, and they probably agree with all the things that have been said. They should sue HER for wasting their time with something so goddamn asinine and trivial.

who the eff are these ppl?who cares

is it really true about 70 percent of australians have herpes?

shocking,but it makes sense,i have seen loads of patients who go for a summer trip or for a year and come back with bad warts.awful.

but i like aussies,they are funny and relaxed(maybe that has something to do with it)and make a mean barbeque.

having said that,that tania zaetta thing is the worst tranny ive ever seen.drawn on lopsided eyebrows.

WRONG!.

petra smoking,way too hot for that squealing gay boy Blunt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Australia = Valtrex Territory

I think SJTLQ has a little delusion of grandeur thingy going on.

# 0 "The only world where stuff like this is supposed to happen is the world where ice cream tastes like broccoli and rain falls up."

hello #0
like this straight up?

I looked up a site yesterday that said the level of exposure to herpes in aust was 76%

WHO CARES. By the way, I'm glad I won't have to see any more posts about how ugly this non-photogenic (non-talented) BLUNT is, and how sad it is that poor pretty death tree tsunami Petra is with the wrong man. Typical case of dump the zero, get with a hero. Petra, try a uglier, older musician. That seems to have worked out for Gene Simmons and that skinny guy from The Cars. Oh, and for Liv Tyler. She is happily with a short troll who treats her like the true princess she is, but she is still cool.... try that on for size. [My hubbie grew up with Liv in Maine, so we know, 'little chubby livvy' was a great kiddo and still is... and she's not as chubby as I am right now, so she rocks.] Get chubby, Petra. Get Chubby.

Oh my goodness, 70% of Aussies having herpes? If only we were all that sexually active!

Tania Zaetta - average. She had to go to Bollywood to make a bit of a name for herself. And she was the first contestant kicked off Australia's Dancing With the Stars. It's just sad.

#79, I'm not actually Australian, I just live here.
#81, I wouldn't know, MU are my friend's initials.

ref: 'This is like a Ford Taurus cheating on a Ferrari. Like my 4-year-old cousin's finger painting cheating on the fucking Mona Lisa. The only world where stuff like this is supposed to happen is the world where ice cream tastes like broccoli and rain falls up.'

Really? What planet do we live on where anyone could possibly think that Petra is out of James's league? Whatever happened is their deal, but she is just as lucky to have had a relationship with him as he is with her. Wasn't too bad on her publicity either.

It's a sad thing to see any relationship end, but even more sad that it is analyzed in this way. :)

What did she expect? He's an Army man.