Oct 19 2006Paris Hilton is a huge star

first?

She looks like a cartoon character.

I understand Paris is famous and therefore doesn't have to behave in any kind of sensical manner, but wouldn't it have been easier to just not star in movie she's ashamed of?

I know, I know, I'm expecting too much.

http://glossedover.com

I guarantee she just finished sucking cock before that photo was taken. She's licking all the remaining spooge from her lips and teeth.

She's slowly turning into Elvira... minus the good looks, tits, great hair and nice clothes.

memo to Paris: Your not bringing the 'sexyback'

I wish a stingray would stab her through the heart.

Speaking of stingrays, I betcha that's what her nasty ol' vag looks like: one big giant flapping stingray.

With poisonous barbs.

Please, the best movie she ever made was this one-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

she looks like an avant-garde Dutch boy

She looks odd here: she does look like a cartoon character.

Where's Sonny?

My son asked me the other day, "Mom, why aren't we a weird orangy color like the people on t.v.?".

Is it me or can you actually see idiocy oozing from her pores?

It's quite hypnotic

Looks like she was snapped in the middle of saying "dee dee dee" ala Carlos M.

*sight* when will that girl be looking at least charming.....?

The title should have said, "Paris Hilton has a Huge Vagina"

You guys need to get more informed. This is a well-known camera-man trick- he just starts to sing I'm a little teapot in a slow but steady tone and she's instantly amused.

While I was manturbating to her pic it dawned on me...she looks like one of those Japanese anime characters!

I just read how she doesn't want to be associated with the production, this bitch has got it backwards. If I were the producers, well, you know, I would commit ritual suicide for ever having been associated with her.

And no, she doesn't have a huge vagina, #16. If you roll it up, it's the same size as anyone else's.

Sorry, I meant 'masturbating'. I'm still flustered.

she is a silly cow and really dum. but i have seen the movie where she sucks down some guys cock and she does a good job on it too. so i would still go the bitch. she could suck a harley through a length of garden hose!

She looks like a llama. A cud-chewing, spit-spewing, traipsing-through-her-own feces llama. And anyone who wants to ride THAT has fucking issues.

@11 Stallion--BAHAHAHA!

"I got cold sores all over my twat,
and I'm not sure how cos I've had too many cocks, babe.
I got the herp, babe
do do do do
I got the herp, babe
do do do do..."

I can't tell if she's a human or a fifth- generation gynemorphic android and I don't care, as I crack an ampule of caspian mating phermone and splash it all around my infundibulum, ... letting it waft across the smoke filled room as I sip my drink, a methyl isocyanate on the rocks -- methyl isocyanate is the substance that killed more than 20,000 people when it leaked in Bhopal, India, but thanks to my weight training, aerobic workouts, and a low-fat fiber-rich diet, the stuff has no effect on me.

I don't know #23 her stupid hair is giving me more of an Alpaca vibe.

Miss Beaverhausen you are much too close to me at this point, right on top of me where I normally like it, except I am not wearing my Hasmut suit and at this range, the downy cilia-like hairs that trickle from your navel remind me of the fractal ferns produced by injecting dyed water into an aqueous polymer solution.

to me, she still looks like a pigeon

the best thing about house of wax was paris getting skewered

However, you have the glibness, superficial charm, grandiosity, lack of guilt, shallow feelings, impulsiveness, and lack of realistic long-term plans that excite me right now. We feed on the same prey species. My lips are one angstrom unit from yours, which is one ten-billionth of a meter... it did however take the aid of a step-ladder!!!

She's already a flop, LOL.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com

She's already a flop, LOL.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com

#25,27,30

You took my nic. Awesome. Funny blog, though.

Dr. I have no idea what you are saying to me, but I know that my clit is red and swollen to the max...

@33 Actually--you took his nic, he's been the good Dr. WAY longer...

#35 Truly? Not on this site. I've been gone for a while, but I used it months ago. Oh well. That's what you get for using a WASP song for handle.

What the fuck is going on? I thought Dr.Rokter was always the same person? I'm very confused.............

It doesnt matter as long both doctors on staff are funny. The one posting on #30 seems completely out of his mind, mad doctor?, possibly homicidal.

Stallion--its ok baby, you are confused cos its all the blood rushing from your head to your gianormous horse cock...

Barbado--The original Dr. is insane, yes. But also a great lay...

They're both funny, but #30 is def. AKA Cock Ninja, that's just how he is. But I always thought he was Dr.Rokter, then Hopeless Screenwriter, then Dr, Rokter when he felt like it. Fuck, see I am confused............

Brain hurts gotta go smoke........

#39 I'm the original, I'm pretty sure. And I ain't doin' this to fuck with you. Actually, before you were here, as I recall. Stallion - Lengthy sex scene with Edna Bambrick? ring a bell? anyway. That was months ago, and I left for a couple, so somebody just took up where I left off. Which is cool anyway. Serves me right for giving up.

41 I was someone else before I was me...

42 I wonder who. Far out

@41 Dr.Rokter: Funny, you disappeared around the same time Hopeless_Screenwriter came on the scene. Check the archives asswipe! Then Hopeless_Screenwriter left for a while and now he's back and so are you. This is awesome.

Hopeless

This site cracks me the fuck up, really I can't stop laughing at all this. This is awesome..........

#44 Hopeless_Screenwriter was never me. I only used this name. Oddly enough. I left because I was getting sick of 15-year-old assholes stealing other people's names and clogging shit up for pages. The irony of this is worthy of O.Henry. And, fellow asswipe, if you check the archives from way back, the *original* Dr.Rokter has a period after the "Dr". The new one (with the fahkin' wicked pissah blog) doesn't.

45--That's not the site that's the effects of you smoking kind bud ;)

46 No fucking shit. Asshead. The original was changed becasue of all the fucking trolls trolling DrRokter asspony. I'm the original, and you are Walrus Gumboot. Peeknob. Where did you get that thing anyway, it's almost identical to mine? I'm impressed. Even how it's stuck in the waistband of your balck jeans? Feel free to ogle its thick fiber-reinforced plastic barrel and the Uzd-Biotech logo embossed on the magazine which holds two cartidges of gelated recombinant DNA. I got it for Christmas. Where and when did you get your's?

#48 What the fuck are you talking about? I got mine from my mother's uterus I was the size of a chicken buillon cube and Father said to the obstetrician: I realize that at this stage it's difficult to prognasticate his chances for a productive future, but if he's going to remain six-sided and 0.4 grams for the rest of his life, then euthanasia's our best bet.

48--I want your throbbing cock so bad right now...

Beav: This fucker is good!!!

WHY does she ALWAYS make a face that looks like she's saying, "nyeeeaaah"

It's too bad that moronic skank didn't come here to Chicago. I'd love to personally finish off what that other blonde whatshername started.

How about you stop writing about this bitch, already. Even in Superficial Land I'd like to think there's something slightly more cerebral going on.

Damn right I'm good. My whistle is like an earsplitting fife being played by a lunatic with a bloody bandage around his head. And the sunlight, rent into an incoherence of blazing vectors, illuminates me.

Before ypu decided to become a doctor what did you do?

51--CRAP I just caught myself....

I have been had. A lot.

Holy shit, Dr. and Dr, I think *I* may be having an identity crisis soon...

I'm obviously not drunk enough. Yet. Stallion, got any bud left? That might help, too. Or at least I'd no longer care who's who.

Dad was in the basement centrifuging mouse spleen hybridoma, when I informed him that I'd enrolled at the Wilford Military Academy of Beauty. The spirit, pride, and discipline I acquired during the rigors of the Academy would remain with me for the rest of my life. I'll never forget the Four Cardinal Principles: Teamwork; Positive Atttitude; Hair That's Swinging and Bouncy, Not Plastered or Pinned Down; And Hair That's Clean, Shiny, and Well-nourished. It was too difficult for me, so I dropped out and became a doctor instead.

I normally have my wits about me but I'll be fucked if I have any clue what the christ is happening. So confused. Actually I'll be fucked in a few hours anyways after I get piss drunk watching the Mets win the pennant and then get all up my on husbands shit.

But I digress, it's good to see a crew of old schoolers for a change in these here parts. Bring it.

@56 Beav: Had a lot. You are awesome.

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@58 Now I know you are an imposter, becuase you never dropped out of the Wilford Military Academy. You are both a doctor and beautician. If you don't remember that, it's because you are a FAKE!!! My memories of being unceremoniously roused in the middle of the night and sent off on 25-mile tactical missions with full pack which included: poncho, mess kit, C rations, canteen, first-aid kit, compass, lean-to, entrenching tool, rinse, conditioner, setting lotion, two brushes (natural bristle and nylon, two sets of rollers (sponge and electric), barrettes, bobby pins, plastic coated rubber bands, and a standard-issue 1500 watt blow-dryer. HA!!
I graduated the top of my class. Ass-wipe!!!

and that is the most realistic picture of Paris Hilton ever. She looks like a bald retard with a wig & a lisp and is wondering "whereth my mommy at? thee thaid thee would pick up me up from the mall 2 hourth ago and now i want ithe cream with penith on top"

#23 is right, she does look like a llama. It's sort of uncanny. Don't be surprised if she starts spitting (that's a llama thing, right? Spitting?)

RE movie: she's the biggest "star" in the movie and it didn't occur to her that maybe that was an indication that it sucked from the get-go? And also the "National Lampoon" in front of it? Those people haven't made a good movie since... well, since the very first one. Now, if the movie had been titled "Paris Hilton's Suck This," that might have gotten some box office, at least the first week, out of sheer morbid curiosity. Sorry, Paris, but most of the time, live by the porn, die by the porn. Let this be a lesson, starlets and would-be starlets: once people have seen your cooter onscreen, they'll never be able to think of anything else when they see you after that. Jebus, people still mention Sharon Stone's, and that was 20 freaking years ago. There are some things that are impossible to erase from your memory.

Bullshit!!!! You failed the final Exam and you know it!!! (listen to me I'm referring to myself in the third person, I may be losing my mind) You are busted. We were airlifted to a remote region, and we parachuted directly into a hostile enclave. We had to subdue the enemy using hand-to-hand tactics like tae kwon do and pugil sticks, cut their hair in styles appropriate to their face shapes, and give them perms, and I left the activator in too long and completely Failed.

The REAL Dr.Rockter will be able to tell me why we needed the Monistat. Remember?

P.S.

Paris looks like a real-life version of those god-awful Japanese anime characters. You know, the triangle-shaped mouth with tongue showing, googly eyes that seem to vibrate, stupid choppy hair.

FIX YOUR FUCKING NOSE, BITCH!! GOD DAMN!

Sonya, you're probly better off staying out of this. Don't get me started up on you again.

http://myspace.com/whatsallthisthen

Lamebananas is alive? I thought he was dead, I could have sworn he had expired after being accidentally stabbed with a spork 57 times.

myabe it was something I dreamt.

Well. It looks like this site is going to start to suck again. I stopped posting because of all the stupid troll crap, and thought that it cleared up. Apparently not. So tootles.

#67 - Banana boy never left, it's just been posting under a different name and making friends.

I just saw a picture of Puffy wearing those bug eye shades like the Olson twins, acting all heterosexual... I almost spit out my filet mignon and Ruffino Chianti... ok fine it was Chef Boy Ardee and cherry Kool Aid, but still, that shit was funny.

RichPort old boy would you mind directing me to where you Lord Puffster wearing said eyewear so I too may throw up... Dom Perignon and ..

ok fine Doritos and Crystal Light in my case.

Fuck this Doctor shit. Barbado, I'd like to hear more about your huge cock, I mean troubles being a black man.

It's not all trouble CfC I try to take it one day at a time and buy lots of extra large underwear.

Now about that Crystal Light?

Bejesus that was confusing. I wish I hadn't read all that now as I'm seeing double.

I would ask for a second opinion but I think I already had it. And it was just as confusing as the first.

But anyway, couldn't one of you docs do something about lancing that boil on the face of society? Or are you docs of philosophy?

#72 - I hear ya Slim... I have to bring a stepstool to the john because that toilet water sure is cold.

My wife is an Access Hollywood addict (I know, I know, but you don't throw out a Cadillac just because it has dent...). I saw Puffy and his sunfagsless there.

YUCK...she is fucking ugly.

All that cash still can't buy you a new grill.
She looks like a bird. An ugly bird that is.
Because birds are pretty and I do not want to insult them by comparing them to this thing.

She doesn't even smoke good bud!
What a loser!!!

Mouth-breather

Is she missing some teeth on the side?

add sophia coppola to the list of canned wine. her ass even made sure to include a drink box straw on the side. fuckin nasty.

Is she missing some teeth on the side?

I motion to change Paris' name officially to 'Cock Sheath' or 'Cum Receptacle.'

All I'm saying is if I was on a spaceship with Paris Hilton, THIS is what *I* would do:
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/videos/horror.aspx?film=10

"A rep for Hilton said only, "She will appear at this premiere."

He forgot to add, "when pigs fucking fly."

Heard the movie is going straight to DVD. Of course this movie is going to flop BIGTIME, Paris is in it.

Does she have downs sydrome now? just wonderin'

"Also, the movie has a lot of topless women in it, and she is trying to distance herself from the whole porn thing."

ROTFLMAO!

god she is unattractive... guess money doesn't buy everything after all.

i can't believe she is still attempting to be an actress, doesn't she realize by now that she doesn't have any talent?

her and "k-fed" need a reality - check

Holy smokes is that a prosthetic nose?....Hey Paris do us a favor and stick to what you do best..... Raunchy Amature Porn Films..... I see a bright future

wow, i guess that's what they deserve for casting her in the first place