Oct 3 2006Paris Hilton is a badass

I hope she's trying to become a caricature of herself, because that's what she's devolved into.

http://glossedover.com

We all know she has a bad ass from the earlier thread.

i'll still make sweet love to her lol

Oh, she's ass alright...

an ass-clown

I wonder if she has to rub Vaseline on the inside of her butt cheeks to prevent chaffing when she wears a thong? Those huge cheeks must rub together.

That's just a picture to help dudes know where to insert finger, I must warn you though, many a ring and watch has been lost up there...............

Thats even better. I like tight pussies

that finger should be pointing downward.

Did someone slip and fall when applying her pink lipstick to her top lip?

She's such a rebel

why is this interesting

John Lennon - killed by another.
Chris Farley - OD.
Steve "crikey" Irwin - Barbed to death by a fish.

Yet, this bitch lives on... Eveolution you say? Darwin would be on Prozac by now......

This shirt, proudly displayed by Paris, is the latest design by her sister Nikki, it's for her fall collection called 'fingering' and it's due to hit your local wal-mart next week.

see nikki selling her fall collection at wal-mart.

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/nikkithumb.jpg

Such a badass! I would hate to meet her in a back alley at night.

http://www.10pennypixel.com/

*imagine a sorority girl*

Ah MY gahd, those earrings make her whole pussey sparkle!!

Naw, fuck YOU bitch!!!

More badass than a baby dressed in leather, wearing sunglasses and riding a Harley? I think not.

http://theblemish.com

For someone so young, and rich, Parisite has the nastiest, flabiest, unsightly ass on the planet. I mean what gives?!

Great, even that bitch standing behind her is laughing at her.

She may not be a badass, but she sure does *have* a bad ass, as we saw from those pics yesterday!

www.HolyCandy.com

Now if only she'd slip and "accidently" hang herself from those tacky chains around her slutty neck.

overaccesorized.abhorrently unintelligent...the best part is that even if i said it to her face, the comeback would be something like ...'that's hot, i love you, buy my cd'
i dont understand why is she always in the fucking media...

#24...and don't forget, if there's a table anywhere near, she'll jump on it and flash her nasty pussy.

She just needs a giant golden clock to match. I would totally hit it.

http://wampoon.com

Even she thinks she has a bad ass.

At least that's what she said when I gave her the Dirty Sanchez.

Look. Paris's shirt shows how high she can count.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Her face makes me think bat thoughts

http://www.celebslam.com

Next thing ya know, she'll be wearing Mr. T as another accessory.

In and among the chains, is the 'Chain of Fools'--being any guy stoopid enough to fuck this fingery bitch.

Commando attire for Beverley Hills...

her ass is bad... I've seen pics.

I can't believe her and Nick Carter broke up. They were such a great couple. Just kidding.

hehehe #29 reminded me of some lyric, can't remember whose, "my diamonds are reckless feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace"

everything is better with midgets.

She could totally spice that shirt up with a BeDazzler and really make an impression.

BTW, why does every other comment now end with a link promoting some poor Superficial rip-off. Am I missing something? Is Superficial the new pink?

http://thesuperficial.com

The funniest part of this? This idiot probably had NO idea what was on the back of her top when her stylist handed it to her.

Someone needs to fart on her.

Paris, guess you haven't had enough scorn heaped upon you.....Please, just stop....Go away....Far far away......Either that, or start doing something actually useful with your life....You may have more money than most average people....But money doesn't buy enough happiness....What a pathetic life you lead

It looks like the finger is point toward her. Kinda funny.

I think the "Can you hear me now" T-shirt on the following page is definitely more funny.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-naughty-t-shirts.htm

I want that top - it's cool! "Loves it".

But shouldn't the hand be lower down on her skirt pointing up to her crack and saying aim penis here????

@32 Barbadoslim, your comment is just Ludacris I tell ya...............

Maybe Travis Barker is rubbing off on her a bit?

Maybe Travis Barker is rubbing off on her a bit?

she needs new lips.

Badass? More like DUMB ASS!!! The Heidi-esque braided bun and headband really seal the deal!

@31- You should have heard Nick and Aaron Carter talking shit about her on Howard Stern, it was fucking HILARIOUS! God, it's "Dump on Paris Month" on Howard, the whole thing with Elijah Blue Allman saying he was so scared of getting a STD from her that he poured Tilex on his cock after fucking her was absolutely unbeatable though. Useless twat, she really needs to DIAF, like, NOW. I'm sick of looking at her.

What's up with her lips in the 2nd pic? Did some-1 receive a jelly donut?

Wow,that's haute

i'd say there are influencing factors from the past

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/paris-hilton.htm

I pity the fool who doesn't think Paris's chains make her Badass!

Look at the girls in the background of pic #2. They are giggling at her like she sat in some gum. Maybe something gross is hanging out of the back of her skirt...like her but cheeks!

Ludacris, thank you Stallion it was driving me crazy.

Oops. I just noticed that I spelled "butt" wrong in my post #49.

I bet that tank top cost $569

It would be funny to see Paris fall flat on her face while trying to, what she thinks, look good for the camera. Over the last week I asked myself why it is easy to make fun of her.

She's a dumbass. I couldn't even force myself to think of something else. I just don't understand how someone like that can simply be a screw up. No matter how loaded Daddy is, there is no excuse.

Who gives the finger with the *left hand*? Isn't that sissy?

Check out Dlisted! Shanna Moakler beat up Paris at a nightclub last night!

Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.

Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.
We're told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs.

We're told police took photos of both women at the station, though it's unclear if either showed visible signs of injury.

Mintz told TMZ, "I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior."

We're told some of the dancers from "Dancing with the Stars" witnessed the incident. Moakler was a contestant on the show but has already been eliminated from the competition.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

she got FUCKED UP!!!

#55 - There really is justice, not just us here at the Fish. Thanks for that.

@55 & 56:

Too bad they just didn't kill each other, AND Travis as well. The world would be better off without those STD-ridden cum-dumpsters and their pet bitch Travis. Who in hell would fight over something as repulsive as him anyways? I guess they've fucked everything else in Hollywood, and he's the only fresh meat available....only plausible explanation that I can think of.....

@ 50 Barbado, no problem bro, that shit would have drove me crazy also...........

she's just a stuck up bitch