October 5, 2006
Paris Hilton has no visible signs of injury
After getting into a fight with Shanna Moakler early yesterday morning, Paris Hilton was spotted going shopping with no visible signs of injury where Shanna supposedly punched her. So either Shanna Moakler punches like a girl (possible), Paris Hilton has a super human healing factor (not so possible), or things didn't go down the way Paris Hilton has been suggesting (very possible). She certainly could've covered up the bruising with makeup, but when you're trying to take somebody down for punching you in the jaw you play up the damage as much as possible. Maybe squirt some ketchup on there to make it look like bleeding or ask your friends to take turns hitting you to amplify the effect.
More shots of Paris and her uninjured face after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 5, 2006 8:15 AM
Must not have been looking at her pussy..................
2. Posted by Ron K on October 5, 2006 8:16 AM
You're kidding right? Her lip is swollen!
3. Posted by meetmybutt on October 5, 2006 8:16 AM
my god she has such a perfect face
4. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 5, 2006 8:18 AM
Plus, a lot of retardation isn't always visible...........
5. Posted by Binky on October 5, 2006 8:18 AM
The impact was reduced because her head is full of air.
Hitting an airhead is much like punching an air bag.
6. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 8:22 AM
If they're taking volunteers to help her injuries look lore realistic, I beat the fuck out of her. I'm here to help.
Why is there always a hotter chick walking behind her???
#5 - HA!!!
7. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 5, 2006 8:33 AM
I'm pretty sure that's semen
http://www.celebslam.com
8. Posted by Adult Underoos on October 5, 2006 8:38 AM
a superfish hiaku:
lohan's dirty snatch
paris hilton just plain sucks
tom cruise loves the cock
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9. Posted by radically4peace on October 5, 2006 8:49 AM
Just because her lip might look a little swollen doesn't mean that she actually got hit. She probably just had her collagen injections.
And by the way, whichever designer is trying to continually bring the 80s back should be shot to death.... Those leg warmers look horrible.
It reminds me of when I was like 6 years old and I had an exercise tape called "Get in Shape, Girl!" It came with pink leg warmers. They were awesome, but that was also like 1988.
10. Posted by krisdylee on October 5, 2006 8:49 AM
I am SO glad legwarmers are back in.... Do we all get to speak "Valley Girl"? Like, totally, gag me with a spoon.
11. Posted by Madrid Marriott on October 5, 2006 8:49 AM
A byproduct of getting punched in the face is wearing ridiculous legwarmers.
12. Posted by krisdylee on October 5, 2006 8:50 AM
Oh, radically, we came together. I love it when that happens.
13. Posted by Madrid Marriott on October 5, 2006 8:50 AM
Nice of all of us to pick on her legwarmers all at exactly the same instant so we look totally unoriginal. (Especially me, I guess).
14. Posted by DMLBRM on October 5, 2006 8:51 AM
HAHAHAHA! #6. I cannot stand this tramp! It's about freakin' time she got her ass kicked! It won't be the last time either! Paris just looooooves that attention! (a.k.a. DRAMA!)
15. Posted by sharkbite on October 5, 2006 8:51 AM
Paris Hilton making up stories... oh that never happens... cough celibacy cough.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
16. Posted by BigJim on October 5, 2006 8:52 AM
Wait, is that what she always looks like?
Jeez, sucks to be her. She looks like an extra in "Fight Club."
17. Posted by Madrid Marriott on October 5, 2006 8:54 AM
can we make it 3 in a row...?
18. Posted by dupababy on October 5, 2006 8:56 AM
it's virtually impossible for parisite to participate in a physical altercation.. the truth is she is surrounded by this impenetrable ring of skank that cannot be infiltrated via normal human means (like fists).. the only thing that works is a lethal combination of nasal valtrex, multi-symptom metronidazole gel, chocolatey flavored podofilox 0.5% solution and minty fresh pubic lice shampoo...
19. Posted by Genevieve on October 5, 2006 8:57 AM
#2: Her lip's swollen from a new herpes attack. Don't be fooled!
#3: You been smoking too much weed or something? Which part of her face is perfect? Her lazy eye? Her herpes-sore-infected lip? Even her nose, which isn't originally hers anyway since she bought it from a plastic surgeon, is so thin and hooked she could catch fish on the damn thing.
20. Posted by ValeWolf on October 5, 2006 9:01 AM
Call me crazy but I'm on her side. I cannot STAND Shana and I just hope Stavros did do all those things. He would become my new hero. and I would devote myself to his teachings.
Anyway, women sure do hate Paris! First Shannen Doherty hits her, then Natasha Lyonne (or was it first Natasha?), then Lisa Marie Presley throws a drink at her face...
21. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on October 5, 2006 9:08 AM
#20 - CRAZY
The only people on Paris' side are either:
A.) Her family
B.) Smelly Greek shipping heirs
C.) Fellow, herpes-encrusted, ugly whores.
Which are you?
22. Posted by DMB in da ATL on October 5, 2006 9:08 AM
I love that she's manually adjusting her mirrors...unless that's a '77 Pinto she's driving, someone needs to show her what all those buttons and knobs do...
smartest.girl.ever.
23. Posted by FrootPie on October 5, 2006 9:17 AM
I am going to give up asking for a pony from Santa. This year I'm just going to ask for Paris Hilton to die. Painfully. And in front of a whole bunch of paparazzi, so I can gleefully watch.
24. Posted by shell on October 5, 2006 9:31 AM
That's a shame. I would've loved to see her fit a big fat bruise on her face. Guess I'll need to beat the fuck out of her myself.
25. Posted by meetmybutt on October 5, 2006 9:31 AM
so perfect. i love her.
26. Posted by replicunt on October 5, 2006 9:49 AM
Sure, there might not be any "physical" injuries, but do you know the types of emotional distress getting bitch slapped by travis barkers ex can do to a gal?! Poor Paris isn't going to be able to listen to another pop-punk song for awhile without having flashbacks
27. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 5, 2006 10:13 AM
I think the girl behind her (pic 3) is experiencing 'church laugh' as she looks at her leg warmers. Who can blame her?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
28. Posted by edb87 on October 5, 2006 10:13 AM
I'll take "Someone's full of Shit" for $800, Alex.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
29. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 5, 2006 10:21 AM
For the one billionth time:
Can't we all (just) get along?!...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
30. Posted by Wild Rose on October 5, 2006 11:08 AM
Ummm, didn't this drunk bitch get her license suspended not too long ago???
Please enlighten me!
31. Posted by mikewall on October 5, 2006 11:44 AM
Paris can be very pretty sometimes and can be really ugly when she wants to.
32. Posted by Equalparts on October 5, 2006 11:57 AM
Oh God no. Not legwarmers. Please God, not legwarmers.
33. Posted by mrs.t on October 5, 2006 12:44 PM
Remember when the older Carter brother beat her ass and she had all the movie-makeup bruises on the next day?
34. Posted by Nameless on October 5, 2006 1:12 PM
Actually Sir Superfish.
This picture shows SLIGHT damage on her jaw.
http://perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/paris_attacked_20061004.php
I really don't care what anyone says about this incident, Paris being punched tells me that God has answered 0.5 of my hatred prayers.
35. Posted by pagebetty on October 5, 2006 1:21 PM
=
=there's a shot of her bruised face on thebosh.com.
36. Posted by Cruzadas on October 5, 2006 1:21 PM
I must admit I've never seen her so well dressed. Nice fashion sense. All the rest...I couldn't care less...
37. Posted by YoMama on October 5, 2006 1:51 PM
Paris Hilton is like the "dirty sanchez" of Hollywood. She is always full of shit and sperm....
38. Posted by cayana on October 6, 2006 1:02 AM
On the contrary, I think Paris shows clear signs of head injury.
"That's um.. like, uh yeah... that's hot!"
39. Posted by jrzmommy on October 6, 2006 9:47 AM
somewhere, Lohan is building a shrine dedicated to Shannen Doherty and Shanna Moakler.
40. Posted by TarotMarianne on October 6, 2006 10:11 AM
Paris is lucky someone hasn't beaten her up before this. She's really an unkind person.
41. Posted by Stuey75 on October 6, 2006 10:43 AM
I'd like to clock that bitch in the face