she smokes weed and so does everyone else.

-eddie

http://www.myspace.com/rab1501

This explains a lot.

she smokes weed and so does everyone else.

eddie

Looks like skunkweed, or her bush.

She has the fugliest manhands on the planet.

Just when I thought I hated this cunt, she breaks out the dank........

I still hate her, and that shit looks to brown anyway. Someone probably sold her a pine cone and told her it was weed. Kind of like MeganHarris and her "butter".............

I don't smoke weed...I still remember what I ate for breakfast

who keeps their bag of weed right on top in plain view? dumbass.

stallion, just wanted to let you know that Vaccaro's has ass-kickin' canolis!!

Looks photo-shopped to me..

Like she needs anything to make her act more dumb!

www.HolyCandy.com

looks like shitty mexican dirt weed.... the pot looks bad too.

This is weed? This looks nothing like weed. If Paris Hilton was going to be smoking weed, it'd be big, green, fuzzy buds. If this is weed, I'm Bugs Bunny.

can't she afford more expensive tox?

@8

Absolutely, Photoshop. And not well done, either.

she uses the bag to hide her coke.

Dear Paris,

Please return my wife's purse along with my stash of Jamaican chocolate. If you could sterilize it before hand (the bag you idiot, not the weed) that would be helpful. Many thanks in advance, you herpes carrying wannabe.

Regards,

RichPort

She needs to hide her drugs inside her asthma inhaler like Lindsay.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

if this is weed, it is quite possibly the brownest, nastiest weed i have ever seen. i've got to think that of the few things she can do right, getting decent drugs is one of them.

bad cropping - i just want to see her tits

I doubt it's photoshop pic for the reason that the Post newspaper wrote an article on it today and published this same picture. I'm assuiming they thoroughly check it's authenticity.

And if I'm wrong all I risk is looking like a total dweeeeeeb for posting #19

I hope she starts having sex again. Then she can have a kid or two. I know they won't be smart enough to be honor students, but she can always pay for them to be.

PARIS SUCKS SO MUCH COCK BECAUSE SHE HAS THE MUNCHIES ALL THE TIME. AND I DONT KNOW WHY I AM SHOUTING.

boy for someone who is rich that shore looks like crapy weed.

Who cares. Smoking pot is actually a plus for her character, not a negative.

The ho gives POT a bad name. NEXT

i'd still fuck her.
but those clothes in the other post of her are just nasty.

Looks like beef jerky. Perhaps it's her snack after she smokes.

looks like a bag of granola. so cal weed is way better than that.

It's not weed.

It's a bag of cunt lint.

That is some seriously bad looking weed. And if you're super rich, wouldn't you have some really inconspicuous paraphanalia to keep your drugs in rather than a dime bag randomly floating in your purse? I'm always looking for more reasons to confirm Paris Hilton is a disease-ridden media whore, but I'm pretty sure she's not carrying pot in her purse.

@27 youre right it is, I'm looking at some as we speak/type.

Thanks #28, I just lost my lunch. Seriously.

I love publicists. If they were any more filled with shit they'd be the President of Iran.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

I think she is trying to be sneaky here, and that would explain the publicists comments. She does like to roll her own, it's just that like most joints smoked in Europe, it's mixed with tobacco. How incredibly devious, yet keeping it in 8th bag you got the chronic in, maybe not so much.

If it were photoshopped, then why would her flunky issue a statement. He'd just say, it's an obvious photoshop job. Or something a little more than, well....ya know.....sometimes things aren't always what they seem.

Hmm....Looks like Buncha Crunch. Gross.

Why was she touching up her manicure during a fashion show? When did that become normal?

# 19, if that's not photoshopped than that b*$ch is dumber than previously thought... cause that is some ditch weed... and I bet they made her pay out the ass for it... haha... her dealer is a smart one...

Last time I smoked a bowl with weed that looked that shitty I was in 7th grade and that's all I could afford since my gross income consumed of a paper route of 35 newspapers.

For someone with lots of money, that is some of the crappiest weed I have ever seen, not to mention it has a ton of seeds! And, I can't believe a girl who loves accessories couldn't find a pink diamond encrusted container to keep her ganja in... Parisite is a true skank who loves the skunk, the dirty skunk!!!!

If it were photoshopped, her publicist wouldn't have issued a statement with an ambiguous half-denial, she would've said it was fake.

Use your heads.

Its tabacco. It doesn't even look like weed.

If I were going to photoshop something in Paris' purse it would be a huge bottle of Valtrex.

I once photoshopped triple E tits onto my own real-life body just so i could get a guy's attention at a bar. Fortunately for me the only ones that noticed were uber-geeks who like to fuck other men.

@ #39 - EXACTLY!

By those hands I would've thought she was Alexis Arquette...

I would have photoshopped a To Do list that read, 1)Set Fire to Shanna Moakler; 2) Prank Call Nicole; 3) Hack Lindsay's Cell Phone; 4)Sabatoge Nikki's Hotel Plans

that has got to be the saddest looking bag of weed I've ever seen. Based on that alone, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Paris only THINKS shes been caught with a bag of cannabis in her purse...in reality, her maid has sold her one killer bag of oregano. Then again, I come from one of the most successful pot growing regions in the world, so I'm pretty jaded when it comes to what is and is not passable for marijuana ;)

Paris: "Oh my God, this weed tastes like cocoa crispies. That's so hot."

#40... that is definitely NOT a bag of tobacco???? Who keeps tobacco in a glasine baggie???? Paris is the lazy type that would buy a pack of cigs, not roll her own.

Of course it's tobacco... for blending with her hash.

I don't need to be Canadian (from BC that is) to tell you a) that is not dope. b) if it is dope, it's crap. c) Paris Hilton could stand to benefit from smoking a bag much bigger than that. d) All for show

That is not weed it doesn't even look like weed it's freaking brown you idiots it looks more like potpourri or something

BTW if that is indeed weed which I highly doubt it would have to be something like African black magic or durban which is actually insanely potent and rare

Folks, as connoisseur of fine dope I must interject. Certain medium to high quality grades of chocolate are not the lime green with orange hairs you may find with other variations. The fantastic thing about ganja is its color variations and the ability of each to hit you a bit differently. The visual test is never as reliable as the sniff test, which of course pales to the smoke test. Indica, Hawaiian, and Haze all have different colors, scents, and rushes. Most casual users are accustomed to hydroponic bud which is often stronger, but not always better. It can be like the difference between moonshine and a great scotch.

That said, the bitch is a fucking moron, so yea, it's probably dirt.

Are we surprised to find weed in her purse. What I'm shocked is, that's the ONLY incriminating shit in her purse.

Did Paris have pot in her purse?

After that definitive statement by her PR dolt, I can't be sure.

Did Paris have pot in her purse?

Now I've heard of a type of weed grown way up North called Alaskan Blue Thunder Fuck--and it truly is blue because of the pure glacial waters it is nourished by. When I was first told of this, I said, Aw c'mon! Until High Times magazine had the centerfold bud of the month one day and lo' and behold, there it was... ABTF!

I love the names given to the bud. Why is #50 calling us all idiots?

You tell them RichPort, and send me some of that shit while your at it. I get good bud in Bodymore, Murderland but it's hard to find really good shit so my friend grows it from seeds he brought back from Amsterdam............

That is all..........

Obviously faked, she wouldn't do her own roll-ups.

She DEFINATELY smokes weed. A few months ago, I drove about 6 blocks alongside her on Melrose Ave. We stopped side by side at about 3 lights. What caught my attention to it being her? Madonna blasting, THEN the smell of pot(both her windows were down). I look over to my left and it's HER in her Bentley, with a BIG joint. Major regret: Wish I would've taken a cellphone-pic of me giving her the finger.

Stallion, just when I think I couldn't love you anymore...

i honestly dont think paris is smoking shwaggy brown weed.

when i first read the title i had a tiny speck of respect for ms. paris... then i saw the shit she was carrying!

my 8 year old sister smokes better weed than that!

everyone knows paris loves the yay anyways!

Other items in her purse:

Gucci herpes tube.

Hermes Chlamydia applicator.

Max Factor trichomoniasis atomizer.

Dolce & Gabbana gonorrhea brushes.

and a big bag of HIV.

1. the reflections on the bag are the same angle as the reflections on her knuckles, nailpolish etc..

2. Two young girls accused she and Nichole Ritchie of getting them stones so they would be funnier on an episode of the Simple Life

3. Pot makes herpes flare-ups less painful.
(Ok, so the last one might not be true, but I'm sure when she is stones sitting down on those festering pus filled boils isn't as bad)

Bunk weed or kind bud, Ms. Hilton is living the dream.

In the last two weeks she has been seen in Germany, Amsterdam, Milan, Las Vegas and Los Angeles at restaurants, clubs, fashion shows and first-class hotels.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...she fucks every guy she likes that will have her, gets in fist fights and routinely says and does things that reveal she is is a truly ignorant, stupid and mean-spirited cunt.

And she is living the dream.

Wow - Paris might smoke a bit of weed - that's not really that surprising. she's just a dumbass for not hiding it properly.

And maybe it is photoshopped because why would she just leave it in plain view with someone taking a pic directly at her bag?

I yeah i forgot - she's a dumbass, attention whore!

That's some cheap ass dirt weed she's smoking, isn't it?

Things are not always as they seem? Uh huh give me a break wtf!!! But whatever is it illegal to be in posession in Italy?
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton/1/c/1751/

Agreed #64...as long as your dream has to do with being considered a dumb disease-ridden whore with a nasty pussy.

If you are refering to having money, YOU DON'T need to be acting like that to live "the dream" most rich, or even famous people, DO NOT act like that.

you're an idiot.

she is the only person in the world who smokes pot. aham

You would think Paris could afford some dro. That's the saddest part of this photo, I think.

Can we just legalize the crap and get it over with? It is much less harmful than alcohol, we all know this. What a waste of time.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#68,barbado, don't even waste your breath on that one. It is an idealistic psych major that craves attention and will write that sort of shit just to get it.

that looks like some serious dirt weed.

man, she can't even smoke pot right.

Wow, U.S weed looks like mouldy dog shit... she'd do much better investing in some 'green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue BC BUD'. We got the best weed ANYWHERE! (well, next to amsterdam maybe...) trust me, I speak from experience ;)

@68 and 72

You are right, of course. Traveling the world on one long party sucks! That's what I meant to write.

Feel better?

Oh, one of those, thanx for the heads up B.

#71- pot in Not a "whole less harmful then alcohol"

Pot can set of schitsophrenia in people, in one time users, on their first ever time of smoking. It can also cause phsycosis in longer term users, it stays in you system for around 40hrs that affects driving skills, work skills ect ect

I'll admit I have used pot but it shouldn't be legalized... those are just a few of the reasons it's illegal.

On paris i gotta say that girls PR man really has his work cut out for him. She a walking PR disaster!

You'd think with all the money she has, she could score a bag that is not full of beaners!

#77

Were you stoned when you typed that? It's barely understandable. I can honestly see why you'd think pot is a really bad drug.

AND, for GODSSAKE, it's ETC as in ETCETERA, not fucking ect.

That is all...

Looks like a bag of her herpes scabs

#79 your an idiot, crappy typing is no worse than the crappy comments on here. Yep my first sentance didn't make much sense but if you can't understand the rest you need to go back to school.

I have a job that requires a lot of responsibility and smoking pot endangers peoples lives. There has been more than once case of people being killed because of pot.

Try focusing on the issue here, Hilton's pot in her handbag instead of being the grammar police.

come on weed, you're too cool to hang out with paris!

http://www.funderpants.com

81-
Oh. help. I am so devastated by your cutting remarks.

I don't have to "focus on the issue" at all. I've seen these pictures since at least yesterday. It's old news.

I'd be willing to bet that alcohol is responsible for far more deaths than pot ever will be, that's certainly what I've seen in my life. I really can't get excited about Parasite having some weed, if that's even what it is. She's been busted drunk driving. *That* is certainly worth focusing on.

(One more thing: it's YOU'RE, as in YOU ARE. Christ, does nobody teach basic grammar in junior high anymore?)

Feel free to call me an idiot again, if it makes you feel better.

77 It's really important that you run out and buy a dictionary right now. If you are trying to make an actual serious point, you may want to check the spelling before you hit post comment.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15196598/wid/11915773?GT1=8618

We're supposed to drop the term schizophrenia...(that's how you spell it by the way)

No.83

Ohmayna ura fikuin ideiot eife ieaevr sahawe oen, fouek me dioes is shaem guoed sheait! *takes long toke*

That is right 86 it can still be read so who really cares??? Only the no lifers who can't think of anything better to bag people out about.

I didn't say alcohol wasn't dangerous by the way... but trust me a lot of people can get killed in an aeroplane at once and that's what I was talking about by responsibility... oh yeah and who cares if we "should" drop the term schitsophrenic term, the fact is we havn't and yes I can spell but why would I waste that ability here??

#87 posted:"but trust me a lot of people can get killed in an aeroplane at once and that's what I was talking about by responsibility... oh yeah and who cares if we "should" drop the term schitsophrenic term, the fact is we havn't and yes I can spell but why would I waste that ability here??"

WTF!?!?!?!?

You're in charge of killing people on airplanes?...I, don't.. WTF!?! You have to post clearly madam, I can't WTF!?!?!? schitswat?

BAAAAHAHAHAHA #77 you are soooo smart, I have more coherent sentences written on my bong!

87 Am I high? After reading that post, I think I may be. Christ.

@88

Maybe "shitsophrenic"? Hahahaha

Personally if she dropped off the face of the earth i wouldn't shed a tear but c'mon, she only trying to have fun!

In response to post number 6 - i smoke pot and can still remember what i had for breakfast!!

If I smoked pot then I'd proably be killing them... I'm a pilot. Come back to me when you get a job, then maybe I'll keep arguing.

#93... which airline because I'd rather not fly on your aeroplane... I wouldn't feel comfortable if my pilot can't spell and make coherent statements... especially when they're sober! aeroplane... listening to red hot chili peppers are you or is aeroplane special lingo among pilots?

@93 You're the dumb motherfucker flying our planes. Wow, that really makes me re-think flying to Italia.......

93 I'm so sorry. I can't argue with you if you can't spell. It's like kicking a dude in a wheelchair.

@96 I beg to differ......Kicking a dude in a wheelchair is loads of fun, kicking them off a pier into water is even better. Take that Superman, Italian kryptonite bitch..............

#94 Honey... aeroplane isn't an american term but it is a real word! I'm not american. Look it up! Just think, you'll never know which airline I fly for I may be in control every time you get on a plane. Remember that.

97 Oh..it's fun but just too easy. I like to be the only easy thing around...

#98... I'll just surmise you've got a bad case of jetlag because you're still not coherent (look that up). I guess I'll steer clear of Air Canada, Air France, and British Airways!

Always fun when the illiterate get condescending (not to mention egotistical and threatening).

I love irony.

@ number 89...I think Im in love with you @ number 89...I think Im in love with you

oh, and the Daily Douche Award goes to #77
(HA, Im priceless...)

@101 Those words are to big for this assclown.....

P.S. I'm scared to fly now.........

she shouldn't carry around nug in
plastic like that cause the thc
sticks to it. you gotta
keep that shit in glass

Sorry faux sleuth... i was just guessing you were american considering you thought I got the word aeroplane from the chili peppers, that makes me incoherent how... and what makes you think just because I'm not American I can't fly for an American airline??

ApacheRose if you find the fact I fly planes threatening then good for you, I'd love to see your reaction when someone actually does threaten you.

and I won't bother Italian Stallion you can't seem to think of anything good to say anyway

I'm bored now. I'll annoy you guys later. Mwah. Keep smoking that pot, people with psychosis are always fun to argue with. Oh and good luck in the spelling bee.

Dory... I said you were incoherent because of your previous posts, especially:

87 "Only the no lifers who can't think of anything better to bag people out about."

98 "Just think, you'll never know which airline I fly for I may be in control every time you get on a plane. Remember that."

These statements don't make sense... but then again, you're not American, so you must be lost in translation!

that's like 4 shake-bowls. shit like that's gonna make you cough somethin awful, paris!! with all those bills you oughta go out and get some nice green buds with the red hairs, just tell yourself it's for the "holiday season." *sorry here in So Cal we start celebrating Christmas in July*

p.s. the only explanation for above comment is that I am pretty drunk. God damn that Trader Joe's and his 2-buck Chuck.

Okay so Paris is not only a moron but becoming more stupid every day. Now who thought that was possible?

Go on girl; smoke the gizz, smoke the gizz.
This is obviously cheap gizz she bought in Englewood.

Hmm.

If that's hash, I'm the Pope.

I don't smoke weed anymore but if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't touch THAT crappy looking stuff. Yuck.

I would much rather someone be a stoner than an alcoholic. While I don't condone it, many people I know drive normally while blazed, while those same people would never think about driving after even a couple of beers. Weed is only illegal because it would never be able to be regulated if it were not. Paris should be illegal as well, if for no other reason than her name makes me want to surrender my breakfast.

Who the fuck am I kidding? Driving stoned is the shit...

Where's her yummy nose candy hiding?

Do any of you regulars who attack like wolves ever look back at the end of the day and say: "Wow, I wasted a lot of time squabbling on The Superficial. Maybe I could use my time for better pursuits, like curing AIDs, feeding starving children, sheltering the homeless ... or even watching TV." Just wondering, because I know I've wasted a lot of time reading your comments and writing this one, and I feel guilty as hell. Now ... commence attack.

113--we do all that stuff, and we do it so well we have time to piss around here. Geesh! Maybe it's just you? Maybe you're superhero qualities just aren't up to snuff like the rest of us. Well, I gotta go, I only have 5 minutes to innoculate this Sudanese refugee camp, save the spotted Owls, perfect this alternative energy source AND get dinner ready.

....and bone-up on my basic grammar skills. *your*

#113 - I never gave a rat's ass about any celeb until I stumbled on this site. Now I just come for the mean commentary and the hilarity, because I'm fucked up like that. And by the way, I HAVE cured AIDS, thank you very much. I tested it on Magic Johnson and now I'm waiting to sell it to the highest bidder. And I didn't YOU floating next to me in the International Space Station, did I??? That's what I thought. Now if you'll excuse me, in between posts, I'm working on using mosquitos as a vaccine delivery system in Africa...

Dory I love you.

Dory will you marry me?

We can smoke dope.
And get drunk on your aeroplane.
Peter Paul and Mary can write a song about it.

I *heart* Dory

She doesnt smoke weed,she's just holding it for Travis Barker

Wow, flight attendants are getting more uppity than ever before these days. you give them a funny suit & they fetch a pilot's coffee for them and all of a sudden they are high & mighty.

hehe, I said high. pot. delicious pot.

That ain't hash. It's either brown ditch weed or mugwort (Artemisia vulgaris). I swear it looks like mugwort, it really does.

I fly aeroplains too. All ovur tha werld.

1) not pot
2) if by some weird ass chance it is, she oughta hook richie up with some so the dumb bitch will eat

Really, who the hell cares that she smokes pot? I smoke pot, you smoke pot, we all smoke pot. Big flippin deal! She's a kazillionairess...like she gives a fat fuck about people trippin on her smoking out. Yeah, she's crying about it...all the way to the bank.

With that being said: Puff, puff give, Paris!! Damn!

Thats photoshopped, if you cant tell...

(1) I'm not too sure. That doesn't even look like weed to me
(2) Even if she does smoke weed, so what? Doesn't everyone in Hollywood do it? I mean, that's why they are all so dumb, right?

#105

I don't find the fact that you fly airplanes threatening. I find your obvious God-complex pretty disturbing, though.

"I fly planes, you're all at my mercy and I'm in control!"

Yeah, you didn't say anything AT ALL like that, did you?

And by the way, HONEY, I don't smoke pot and very rarely drink. If you think my remarks are in any way drug-inspired, you need a reality check in a big way. People can actually disagree with you, it doesn't mean we're stoned.

Quit being an megalomaniac and move forward.

That's probably not even her. It says she is touching up her nail polish, but she is holding lip gloss. Not that it matters, but if that is not right, then how do we know it's even her. Plus, the pot looks like the dookie, remember she is rich. If I was rich, my pot would not be brown.

Oh yeah? Well I AM aeroplane....at least when I partake in the smokable treats.....I think I am.....kinda-ish.....why are you all staring at me?

nothin' wrong with a bit'o'weed....better then booze any day

hey babes :)

been missing?

Give Paris a break. She's doing "research" for her next movie, 'Skanky Drugged-Up Whore'. Oh, wait I'm an idiot, that's her real life. My bad! If she smokes pot, why is she still a fucking bitch? I thought pot made people happy and nice to everyone?! Unless pot has changed in the last 12 years since I've smoked it.

Strange...but I respect her a tiny bit more seeing the bud in her bag.