Just another day at the office...

Nice.
And after the party she won't have to change before going to work.

i like the way her 'gun' points at her crotch. subliminal message?

Maybe she thinks the free publicity for the LAPD will get her a lighter sentence.

Gives whole new meaning to the term "police brutality."

Actually, she only intended to dress as a police officer. The slutty part just sort of happened on its own.

Paris dressed as Paris... That would be a study in metafiction, dumbass.

Man, did anyone notice her feet? The veins make it look like shes wearing fins, and are only further highlighted by the black nylons. Eww.

@5: Fucking her gives a whole new meaning to "suicide by cop".

We are all in halloween spirit

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wow, she's the HERPES police handing out Herpes to all she arrests. I wish she'd get arrested and put behind bars

What if there was a post about Paris Hilton and nobody responded?

Even her stockings are repelled by what's up there...

It's Officer Trampoline.

Hopefully Paris will be mistaken for a stupid clown-whore going on a killing spree disguised in a cop's uniform and LAPD will shoot Paris in her lazy whore-eye and kill that hooker. Wait, that was my Christmas wish.

she has really ugly legs

I'm surprise she didn't dress up as a big giant cunt like this.

http://www.vaginalady.com/images/2003%20Events/Halloween2003_2.jpg

Ukrainian strippers are just not as pretty as they show in the mail order bride catalogs. I bet when this one scuba dives, she has no need for flippers. I wonder if her toes are webbed…

WTF... With all the money she has she couldn't get thigh highs that actually fit. Come on, are we that cheap that we have to wear the one's that come with the costume? And is that other girl in the first picture her arrest or hostage? Or just to stupid to realize that she is with Paris and by the end of the night they might both be in jail.

Goddamn she's a whore

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What's with the creepy hand going after Paris in the last picture? Not that I would mind if it accidently grabbed her around her throat and started choking her. Just looks a little creepy even for Paris.

You'd think that someone with as much dough as she has would come up with something a little more creative than the $29.99 "Sexy Officer" costume from the Halloween Adventure store.

Paris looks better than most of the hardcore Jewish strippers here in NYC. She doesn't have that hard money hungry look.

I have never seen anybody keep their Dildo in a holster like that.

I applaud her for her ingenuity and her efforts to be more efficient as a sex worker.

"Bad whore, bad whore, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when herpes comes for you"..............

At least her grandma feet match her grandma shoes...

I'd hit it!

With Ferrets or Stallions dick!

Not my own though...no.

I think she looks hot. The costume is an irony - and it's much better than Brandon's "firecrotch" hair that he was wearing. I think Paris is trying to tell us that she's got a sense of humor.

Jade
The Gossip Girls
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It looks as if she's walking like a horse. I think the nasty veins pop out as a result of her inability to walk in those shoes. She's seriously got the Julia Roberts Kentucky Derby strut here.

she's superhot, i'd do her in a heartbeat, so would most hetero guys.

I cannot fucking wait for the day I read about her in some sort of "Whatever happened to..." kind of article. And, truthfully, I probably won't read it.

Whoa.. there's a werewolf paw reaching for her in the last pic.

you know it's time for a makeover when you can go through your closet and come up with your Halloween costume.

PS Banana Laffy Taffy fucking rules.

@34 - I'm glad you found a candy you enjoy!

What's up with #28?
Her life seems to be filled with giggles & pink ribbons!

While my life is filled with shit & sorrow!

Oh for Chrissake. This is just another day! Paris NOT dressed like a slut would be a costume. Yawn.

Oh for Chrissake. This is just another day! Paris NOT dressed like a slut would be a costume. Yawn.

jrz- I'm on a Bottlecap and Runts sugar high.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Commish: I had Bottlecaps on Friday -- the orange ones are amazing! Right now I'm working a wad of Pink Lemonade Bazooka or Double Bubble. It's great. If you need to know about a candy -- I'm the go-to chick.

She should have gone as a man...she has the hands already.

I chew about two pounds of Double Bubble a week. My girls know how stressed I am by how fast I'm workin' my gum.

Some dumbass dropped off a ginormous basket full of orange-chocolate-marshmallow pumpkin things before I got here today. Cheap fucker could have just brought me some Hot Tamales.

Damn it, what is it with all these celebs taking my costume ideas. Now I am going to have to dress up like Kermit because that is all that is left. Nice!

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That's like working overtime for her.

Great, like she didn't look enough like a tranny before...

What I want to know is - where are the rest of the Village People?

What the fuck is that thing behind her in the pink wig?

@35- Speaking of ribbons, a yellow one has been tied around an old oak tree in the land of the beaver.

LOL Apache Rose, I was thinking Village People too, but I already used it in a comment last week.

#46 - Are you saying Beaver is MIA?

Only Hanoi knows.

BINGO!
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe have announced they are separating.

Holy Succumbus, batman! ewwwwwwwww

It is another monster monday, cept today we are rocking to Iron Maiden...not bad - I usually dont like music at work, but today it seems to fit.

jrzmommy - got a huge bag of redvines that are meeting their doom!

commish - I am workin them redvines like you work double bubble. Yep - one of dem days

I think the pistol should be shoved in her other hairy fat diseased filled holster.

Oh Look, that cop dressed as a transexual hooker for Halloween.

I'm going to cover myself in crabs for Halloween and go as someone who fucked Paris Hilton. Or Stallion's sister.

In the spirit of Halloween, some thought she painted her bird's nest camoflauge... turns out that STD's come in earth tones too. Who knew?

Someone should've tested her corset for bullet-proof capabilities.

@53 I'm gonna dress up like a New Orleans saint and pretend like I know how to play football.........

@46 - Now I get it !!!

@56- I only made fun of your sister, but you made it personal by clowning my football team. That's just hateful and mean-spirited. I hope you get dick cancer, along with the entire Baltimore Ravens football team, except Ray Lewis, because he scares me.

@46--Nice Z, very 'subtle' ;)

Someone please tell me how this is a costume?

@46--Nice Z, very 'subtle' ;)

Someone please tell me how this is a costume?

@58 Cry me a river.....Dick cancer? Now that's just wrong!!! I'm going to personally tell Ray Lewis what you said about his team. I predict a stabbing in your future......

P.S. how's Reggie Bush's ankle.......

@57- You're slow but you're sure, that's why we love you...

@59- thank you daaahlink!

@56- GOOD ONE!

Go Pats!

Say what you want about her but paris has it going on! She is HOT!!!! I would make sweet love to her vagina!

@63 - you'd also be downing some sweet valtrex the next day.

@61- Black

#49 - are you serious??? I have always thought that while Reese was home making cookies and bathing children her "husband" was off banging three guys & a chick after a major coke-bender. Additionally, men & women who look like brother & sister shouldn't marry because that's just wrong.

Her knees look a little warn out in the 2nd image with the pink haired woman.

Anyways, Paris is boring. Next.

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Has anyone else watched that show on NBC with the assholes that show up to some house expecting to get horizontal with a 13 year old over the Internet and instead they get arrested? What the fuck is that shit?

#17 He He! :)

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Scroll down to see more celebs in the Halloween spirit and check out the dipshit dressed up as Steve Irwin. What a cock

I have always had a Police Officer Fantasy, but somehow, it was different than this and I didn't end up with a host of STD's afterwards.

I'm not thinking this costume is so hot. She could have done way better and I, of course was way hotter than her in my costume this weekend so there. And I was the lucky recepient of numerous Patron shots AND there was a smokin hot male cop there with a Big Nightstick. Nice, very nice.

#35 Brain E. Shit and Sorrow??!! Poor Baby, I am sure I can bring some pink ribbons into your life..

PapaHotNuts & Italian Stallion: you might as well just start cracking jokes about the Eagles and call it a day, alright?

It sucks being a Philly sports fan.

PrettyBaby: pink ribbons make me think of cancer of the breastisiz. Surely there must be some other expression of merriment. Let's see...........rainbows are for queers.....yellow is for soldiers......red is AIDS......I don't know. How about something that looks like Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead? that makes me merry.

Ah, Halloween... the annual excuse for average women to dress like hookers. I expect to see a vast array slutty cats, naughty nurses, whorish hippies, busty vampires, and nearly-naked witches out-and-about tomorrow night.

Maybe I'll just stay home.

71, Papa, Stallion, et.al: I don't think anyone is a happy sports fan but Commissioner, who is a Colts fan. The Washington Foreskins suck suck suck. Did I say suck? I mean SUCK.

73--Tracy--DC has an awesome event called The Drag Races...where Trannies race around Dupont Circle in high heels. It's the best display of slutty dressers ever. One year, my friend and all his friends (all gay, of course) dressed like Hooter waitresses.

She can handcuff me and haul my ass into jail anytime, because if she doesn't, I'll probably have to kick her mangled vagina in with steel-toed boots. Filthy whore.

@68...Is that the 'Dateline' thing where they lure the pedophiles to houses by pretending to be 16 year-old girls?

76--Yes. It's insane how many fucked up people there are. I mean, they round up like 10 or 15 per episode. And there's always the "church counselor."

@71 You might as well just STFU and call it a day, alright.......

P.S. Philly does suck and you can't blame it on T.O. anymore.......Ok I'm done now, later......

#72 Yes, jrz, I am going to find you a lifesize Jake poster to put over your bed as a lovely X-Mas gift. Uh-oh though I am not sure that Mr. jrzmommy would like such a thing.....

#78 YOU are hot

Shaun @67:

Paris isn't nearly as boring as your lame-ass website. With web designer "skills" like that, you must be on welfare.

Papa: Don't be hating on Stallion's sister. Me love her long time.

PrettyBaby: Yeah, you're right....that just may set Mr. Jrzmommy over the edge.

oh, ho, ho, ho. My fucking stomach is so distended from eating Laffy Taffy, Bottle Caps and Nerds, I'm gonna hafta dress up like Britney Federline for Halloween.

Oh, and the COLTS are seven and zero. Mr. Commissioner doesn't like me yelling, "Peyton, Peyton, you're my man, you can stick it in my can!".

I wonder where all those odd people commenting on the Rush Limbaugh/Stem Cell/ No Medication thread went??? How come they aren't commenting on Paris' slutty clothes?? I want to know what they think of garter belts, dammit!!

Commish: Mr. Commissioner has one funny fucking wife! HEE HEE!!!! Yeah, during the World Cup when they would show a close up of Fabio Cannavaro my "Good GOD!" comments unnerved Mr. Jrzmommy a little bit....a lottle bit.

Dear lord, she looks just like a transvestite hooker from behind.

jrz- Mr. Commish didn't think I was so funny when he said I looked "a little puffy" and I responded we had a baby commish on the way. He's been snipped. (it's really all the Bottle Caps.)

#69- Bill Maher is an asshole. Always has been, always will be.

#85. Try giving the "Good God"!! to Mr. jrzmommy in the ol' bedroom and he maybe very pleased

I was looking forward to seeing the celebrities in thier costumes (yes, I am a loser). I am disappointed, this costume is so cliche. Like one in three girls were dressed as slutty cops this year, hell, I was a slutty border patrol agent - with my mexican man as an accessory.

guess dressing as a witch would've just drawn attention to her face...

Wow, she must be a good actress after all cos she is trying to demurely pull down her skirt in pic no. 3.... go Paris! Keep trying!

Ps - never noticed before that the walking STD bomb is slightly pigeon-toed??? One would think that with all the money she grew up with they taught her to walk properly (albeit in dead-ugly shoes...)

gnarly hands dude

77- amazing how it's always 'the first time' they did somethng like that, too. Nobody wants to wear the pedophilia red badge o'courage.

the cop disguise isn't fooling anyone. Perhaps her sister can shake the prison garb for one more trick.

whore.WHORE!

I'm so sick of her
FAKE blonde wig and
FAKE blue eye contacts and
FAKE shitty nose job.

And those shoes are seriously fugly.

Uhm, why is she pulling her skirt down in picture #2??? Isn't she supposed to be a "slutty police officer" instead of "Ms. Nice Girl" or something?

Well halloween IS supposed to be scary!

She should just ware a giant potato bag, with a hole at the hight of her crotch and walk bare feet. That would be some scary shit.

She should just ware a giant potato sack, with a hole at the hight of her crotch and walk bare feet. That would be some scary shit.

@18 Richport
Ukrainian strippers are just not as pretty as they show in the mail order bride catalogs.
- What the fuck are you talking about asshole? Are you full of shit or just shit itself?

andrew-film? What the fuck is that? Did I manage to offend a Ukrainian? I fucking swear you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting a moody fucking Ukrainian these days. If I ate Ukrainian cuisine, then I'd be full of shit, and yea, just in case you're new here, I am a fucking asshole. She looks like an Eastern European former Soviet-bloc, AIDS-infected, smack-addicted, strung out whore.

Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality... nope didn't work.

Rich- Who cares if you offend a Ukrainian? What's he gonna do, send his sister over to blow you?

Commish - That'll teach me. I usually don't learn until I'm beaten so bad I throw up. And that goes for my johnson as well. Fucking Ukrainians discover toilet paper and get all uppity.

Rich - Exactly. They've been given too many rights, now they're fucking with us. Makes me long for the death squad days.

Commish - The only Ukrainian I ever found funny was that guy in Seinfeld that ruined Kramer and Newman's game of risk on the subway.

34: PS Banana Laffy Taffy fucking rules.

omg thats my favorite =)

@18,102 RichFart
Did I manage to offend a Ukrainian?
- For an American this is impossible. We're out of our league.
Can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting a moody fucking Ukrainian these days.
- That's right, my imbecile friend. We're everywhere. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We cook your food and serve your dinner. So don't fuck with us.
If I ate Ukrainian cuisine, then I'd be full of shit.
- Ah, wrong. But you can enjoy your extremely healthy MacDonalds. You're fat anyway.
I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Personality goes a long way.
I am a fucking asshole.
- Can't agree more.
Ukrainian strippers are just not pretty.
- Well, if I go to a nightclub and I pick up a girl, you be sure you've never had anyone so beautiful in your whole damn life. You know why? Cause youre girl is ugly and has a fat ass. True, true.

@103,105 commissioner
Who cares if you offend a Ukrainian?
- I can make your computer go nuts just knowing your IP address. So think about it cause I'm serious. Actually, from now you have se7en days. Then you'll see (hear) the ring. I'm sorry.
The only Ukrainian I ever found funny was that guy...
- Oh, indeed, that guy...
Well I find you funny.

@18, 102, 108 RichPort
Of course by RichFart I mean Richport. Of course you'll never understand why... To put it this way, it sounds better to me.

andrew-film? Does that mean 'unoriginal' in Ukrainian? Shut the fuck up and clean the toilets where I work before I call ICE on your ass... I juuuust took a nice splattery one for ya...

RichFart? Comic gold!!!

Another "I know you're IP address" moron. Yea, attack the firewall... big companies just loooove that. Idiot.

RichPort.
Well I didn't say I'm gonna attack you. It's a lot of work actually. And you're gonna destroy yourself anyway.

Only if I'm unlucky enough to fuck your sister, er, I mean wife. You people are the equivalent of redneck Virginian hicks in Eastern Europe.

Oh yeah, "We're out of our league"? What the fuck does that mean? Maybe it was funnier in Ukrainian...