A kick to the throat is also on that list... stop the singing forever.

Using "giant bag of feces" in pretty much every other story on this site has gotten really, really old.

I was thinking more along the lines of repeatedly punching her in the vagina to see if I can damage her internal reproductive organs. This way, it can't reproduce. I'll be wearing gloves, of course...

No one the space shuttle ride into the sun thing. Them things cost like 2 billion dollars a piece to build.

Just let her wrestle a stingray!

Hey Ferret, hey Stallion, hey Hopeless_ (wherever you are), hey pinky_, hey Grannys, hey twzzlrgirl and anybody else who despises me to the core of my very being!!!

Somebody get #2 'tito' a tissue and then KICK HIS ASS OFF TheSuperficial.

Thank You

Oh yeah Stallion, it's on! I'm in a motherfucking fightin' mood!!!

I know exactly what she needs. It's right here in my pants....

What up Brain? How is your hammer hanging?

Are we still going to Philly tonight to pick up snaggle-toothed hookers????

Paris had an epiphany?

I wonder if it hurt?

What she needs is an autopsy, not necessarily preceded by death...

Shanna scared Paris away! Scaredy-cat Paris!

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

@7- Mr A. Ferret - You know it buddy! You, me, Stallion, Cock-Ninja, etc... are going to wreak havoc on the "City of Brotherly Hate"

Damn straight Nate!

P.S. The hammer is hanging a little to the left as of late.

It never dawned on her that dating a married man was something she didn't need in her life? Well thank god for shanna's fist of truth to knock this dumb bitch back into reality. If you run around with married men, you are a skank whore. when you run into that man's wife, expect to get dealt with like a skank whore.

yeah sure, she was supposedly punched in the face yet doesn't have a mark on her. What a bunch of B.S.

You are familiar with the term "butterface," yes?

Well, Paris is a buttersnatch.

And a butterlazyeye.

And, ah hell, this bitch is skanky from head to toe.

i'm convinced her pussy is a vortex. when one penis escapes its clutches, it draws whatever penis is in the immediate vicinity. maybe paris didn't mean to screw a married man. he was just too close to her gaping hole.

Come on. Paris doesn't have sex and isn't having sex for a whole year. I know that because she said so.
She also doesn't eat meat anymore because PeTA said it was bad. She said so. It doesn't matter if she's been seen leaving hotel rooms with random guys and stuffing her face at In and Out and McDonalds.

Hey Brain... I only despise you when you think with your first brain and not your second brain.

LOL at Brain........I'm game.....

I think I may have ran out of Paris jokes.....Nah

I've come to the conclusion that that wasn't a bag of dope in her purse the other day. It was a freeze-dried sample of her most recent bout of crabs.

Wow, to be dumped by Paris. How sad does your life have to be?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Travis Barker's too good for her, which is really pitiful, since he's a GIANT BAG OF FECES.

A giant, freaky, tattood, emaciated bag of feces.

parispussy parispussy parispussy... when you say it enough times you start to get a mental picture of satan.

Wow Paris breaks up with another guy this month. Alert the media. And she spent another 30K on clothes? That's so unlike her.

so what's she going to do with all her tough girl clothes she just bought?

Can that guy even drink?

http://www.celebslam.com/

#24 - You may have missed the camouflage headband. What's more gangsta than that?

TCLTC

REMEMBER: It's not sex if you only take it in the two alternative orifices!

Well even Paris is smart enough to realize that an ugly guy with a psycho ex-wife is not worth the hassle.

http://popanalysis.blogspot.com

You mean if I go out and buy a faggy blue sweater I to can catch herpes by fucking Paris?

SIGN ME UP!!!!!!

so whose next in line?

I vote for a space shuttle ride into the sun, and while we're at it, please let's throw Nicole in there too, since they're BFF again. In fact, make it part of their "show" - The Simple Life: Into the Sun. They'll think it's at a beach resort and don't find out until their flesh starts to blister (or in Nicole's case, shrink even further) that they're headed into the pitiless fireball. That'd be awesome. Someone please pitch this to E.

What's Lohan been up to? She's dressed horribly on Go Fug Yourself, but no other news. She hasn't fallen down again, or exposed herself or failed to show up for work or something else embarrassing? I find that hard to believe. More Lohan!

Lohan lurks, cunningly plotting her next complete public disaster. You think these fiascos just happen? It takes sheer talent to fuck up like her, man. .. . .

tito you are an idiot - bag of feces has been used 3 times in the history of the superficial - i don't know how that constitutes every other story.

lol guys...
wait your turn...
get in line...

everyone will be served
[ooo err missus]

is the stake hidden
under the thing
cant quite see but
looks like you have a tight hold on it :)

Ya see, now What The Fuck is herbiefrog talking about?

Wait, so that thing with Barker was really considered "dating."

I just read that last line I wrote and I'm actually pissed at myself that I wrote it as if I'm "in the know" with this situation. Shit.

Oh time moves so fast 4 years ago Travis Barker getting dumped by This thing, unthinkable