Oct 4 2006Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler fist fight. Seriously.
Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports this morning alleging they were attacked. Paris claims Moakler punched her in the jaw and Moakler claims Paris's ex Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and shoved her down some stairs. So basically today is the best day ever. The incident happened at Hyde at around 1:10 AM when Shanna confronted Paris and started screaming obscenities, at one point punching her in the jaw with a closed fist. The bad blood is the result of Paris getting it on with Shanna's estranged husband Travis Barker, and a source close to Paris reveals that Shanna has been leaving "menacing" messages on Paris's answering machine.
I don't normally pick sides when it comes to catfights - I usually just pour some jello or mud on the contestants - but in this case I'm going to have to side with Stavros Niarchos. Pouring drinks on her head and pushing her down the stairs? All he needs to add to his repertoire is pinching her arm and accusing her of having cooties and he'll be the oldest 4th grader in town. Classiest too. And as for Shanna herself? Well for now we'll just refer to her as Superman, because punching Paris Hilton in the face is right up there with pulling babies from burning buildings and fighting terrorists.
Some more shots of Paris and Shanna at Hyde after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. keys open doors - October 4, 2006 8:03 AM
i need video :)
2. LSD - October 4, 2006 8:05 AM
TEAM SHANNA!
Anyone else with me?
3. fearsarewishes - October 4, 2006 8:05 AM
That's hot!
4. fearsarewishes - October 4, 2006 8:06 AM
That's hot!
5. RichPort - October 4, 2006 8:06 AM
I really hope they were playing that old house song "STOMP! Yea that's the idea!". Or another classic "Bitches Ain't Shit But Hoes and Tricks". Either would have perfect described the clash of these walking petri dishes.
Oh yea, TCLTC.
6. RichPort - October 4, 2006 8:08 AM
Another thing, it's not technically a fist fight if you only participate as the recipient of the fist. We like to call theat opening up a family size can of Whup Ass.
7. Italian Stallion - October 4, 2006 8:08 AM
So she really is trying to be a badass huh?
Quick question, when did she start dating Joe Pesci?
I hope he whacks that bitch when he finds out she gave him herpes!!!!!!!!!
8. Leyna - October 4, 2006 8:09 AM
she's always trying to vicitimize herself. Go team Shanna indeed!!
9. AmishDude - October 4, 2006 8:12 AM
At least Paris and Nicole are friends again.
10. magickal - October 4, 2006 8:13 AM
I really like this story. Especially Stravos pouring the drink on Shanna's head and shoving her down the stairs. Now THAT is hot! I get all tingly in my girlie parts when I hear a juicy story like that about a man physically abusing a woman. Mmmmmmmm, yeah.
11. Brain Embolism - October 4, 2006 8:13 AM
See Stallion... it's just this easy!
12. BriBri - October 4, 2006 8:13 AM
Best day EVER. This is just too hilarious.
And what kind of punk bitch guy pours a drink on a woman and pushes her down some fucking stairs? What the hell?
13. slantingthroughdarkness - October 4, 2006 8:14 AM
Paris has to stop blowing her cock-breath into people's faces or she's not going to have any friends anymore.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
14. Sweet_cheeks - October 4, 2006 8:16 AM
GOOOOO SHANNA!!!!!!!
BEAT THAT BITCH DOWN TO THE GROUND.
it's about fucking time someone punched paris in the face. if i knew shanna's contact info, i would send her over a very nice gift.
next time, Parasite should really be careful who's man she fucks with, it might be a crowbar across her head next.
* waits patiently with fingers crossed *
15. Non-Greek - October 4, 2006 8:16 AM
Isn't Stravos from Greece?
Hey Stallion!!
16. Jenna - October 4, 2006 8:26 AM
Shanna didn't hit her hard enough, Paris isn't crying. Now if we had photos of Paris crying again, that would be the best day ever.
17. NotANiceGirl - October 4, 2006 8:30 AM
16-I wish that there was even a good bitch-slapping hand print across Paris' stupid face...but I do still feel like Christmas came early this year!!
18. RockyMtnHigh - October 4, 2006 8:32 AM
If Stavros Niarchos poured a drink on Shanna Moakler's head, then how is her hair dry in these photos?
They should both be pushed down some stairs for fighting over Travis Barker. Ew.
19. 10pennypixel.com - October 4, 2006 8:33 AM
Caaaaaaaat fiiiiiiiiiiight!
http://www.10pennypixel.com/
20. CelebSlam.com - October 4, 2006 8:37 AM
Shanna better wash her hands
http://www.celebslam.com
21. Guy-Pierre - October 4, 2006 8:37 AM
Ooohhh, a cat-fight. *clapping hand vigorously* Loves it!!
Show the claws girls.
Hi Stally... you well hung horse-cock stud!
22. Guy-Pierre - October 4, 2006 8:40 AM
"Stally" is my pet name for Italian Stallion.
23. Madrid Marriott - October 4, 2006 8:47 AM
Perhaps Shanna was offended by Paris' bad-ass middle finger t-shirt. I would be.
Though I'd be more offended by Paris giving me genital warts just by looking at me. Thanks Paris.
24. Italian Stallion - October 4, 2006 8:48 AM
What's up Guy, don't really care for the "Stally" nickname, but what ever floats your boat dude.................
25. Bioplant - October 4, 2006 8:51 AM
5: The walking petri dishes comment made me shoot beverage out of my left nostril.
26. Italian Stallion - October 4, 2006 8:53 AM
@24 by boat you meant Ferry, right?
27. Superevil - October 4, 2006 8:57 AM
If only they'd both had knives or those baseball bats with the long nails in them.
28. shell - October 4, 2006 9:04 AM
I don't know what's better. This or reading Foley's preverted IMs.
29. commissioner - October 4, 2006 9:04 AM
Shanna needs to get street on her ass.
As any good soon to be ex-wife would do, throw a brick through her windshield. And hit her in the face, then lie like a mother-fucker.
30. tits_on_snack - October 4, 2006 9:09 AM
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Oh and closed-fist uppercuts to the jaw are not "catfights," people.
31. KristinMichelle - October 4, 2006 9:12 AM
I despise Paris Hilton, but I am siding with her on this one! I can't stand Shanna Moakler and what a lazy whale she is. How did Paris even do anything wrong? She kissed/sexed a man who is in the process of a DIVORCE. Lest we forget why Travis and Shanna are getting divorced... Travis said that Shanna cheated on him, so how does she get off punching someone? Good thing she was already thrown off Dancing with the Stars otherwise she would be whining on TV next week about what a victim she is, just like she did when the show started. At least Paris knows how to work fame (whether it's deserved or not).
32. bigponie - October 4, 2006 9:21 AM
Catfights are the best show on earth, I get to watch the girls roll around and tear each others clothes off and when it seems like its getting out of hand then I get to jump in and pretend to break it off then the girls will decide to take their frustration out on me and hopefully, (this is the best part) they jump on top of me.
all I need is whip cream when I jump in...
33. RichPort - October 4, 2006 9:21 AM
There is never a bad reason for punching Paris Hilton in the face... just wear gloves.
34. pinky_nip - October 4, 2006 9:23 AM
If Paris was a "true badass" she would've stuck her finger in her cunt, popped open a herpes sore, and rubbed it in Shanna's eye.
That's how a true badass rolls.
35. ApacheRose - October 4, 2006 9:24 AM
Why the hell would anybody fight over Travis Barker? Creepy little fucker. Stavros forgot to pull Shanna's braids and gross her out with assorted bugs and/or frogs he keeps in his pockets for just such an occasion. He's gonna lose his recess if he doesn't do better than that.
Dammit, where's everybody been the last couple of days?
36. pagebetty - October 4, 2006 9:26 AM
==========
======== The pic of Paris' face after the beat down on thebosh.com
37. pagebetty - October 4, 2006 9:27 AM
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======== The pic of Paris' face after the beat down on thebosh.com
38. Brain Embolism - October 4, 2006 9:29 AM
@35- ApacheRose, it's me, Walrus.
Are you talking about here or on the Blogspots?
39. HolisticWisdomcom - October 4, 2006 9:31 AM
What has always been so funny to me is how a a significant other will go after the person who is with their partner. If you have a problem a sane person would deal directly with their significant other because the 'other woman' is just that... someone who had no commitment to them. Going after the other woman just makes you look like an immature idiot which in turn makes you look less attractive to your significant other.
All of this stems from insecurity and is truly a case of needing some jello or mud to at least make it more entertaining!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
40. ApacheRose - October 4, 2006 9:33 AM
@38- the blogs. I'd been sort of trying to avoid the 'Fish after some assorted bullshit a while back. As you can see, it's working beautifully. *eyeroll*
41. Steeno - October 4, 2006 9:33 AM
"I have a GREAT life!" - afj
btw,
i wish my daddy would buy me a babysitter / chauffeur / personal-adult-thoughts-generator / private spin doctor
wtf!
42. Italian Stallion - October 4, 2006 9:35 AM
Here's that "Bosh" link
http://www.thebosh.com/
Forgive me dude!
43. thierry6969 - October 4, 2006 9:43 AM
How funny !
If Mrs Hilton go to jail maybe she will be catfighted during shower
time ....
Quite sure that Shanna,lindsay and Nicole would dream to see that ...!
lol
44. Brain Embolism - October 4, 2006 9:46 AM
#40 The blogs ate up too much of my time. There's so many of them now and trying to "find someone" is a pain.
Don't dislike me, but I'm not going to be on them as often.
I will however, read them and their comments feverously for a good laugh.
45. NotANiceGirl - October 4, 2006 9:46 AM
If she was punched in the jaw, why is the fake looking bump near her eye?
46. CarlaCalifornia - October 4, 2006 9:46 AM
Its about time someone gave Paris, the herpes infested superslut, a really good beating.
47. NotANiceGirl - October 4, 2006 9:47 AM
46- So a good old fashioned Donkey Punch doesn't count?
48. combustion8 - October 4, 2006 9:48 AM
what was shanna doing at a club, isnt she in bed 24/7... dreaming up ways to spend her millions in child support.
49. Astriastar - October 4, 2006 9:53 AM
#2, I'm with you! Team Shanna!
Anyone who would punch Paris Hilton in the face is alright with me. I just wish there was video of it somewhere.
50. BarbadoSlim - October 4, 2006 9:53 AM
"punched her in the jaw"
I'm masturbating to this as we speak...
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fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapafpfapfapf
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
51. Rockstar Alumni - October 4, 2006 9:55 AM
Man...I have to say is EFF PARIS HILTON! EFF HER! I'm glad she got sucker punched...maybe she'll quit galavanting around Hollywood like she's the second coming of Christ! The only thing is Shayna made herself look bad by even being at the club at 1am. She just supported her estranged husbands accusations of being out all night partying and not being a mother to their kids. Oh well...
52. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 4, 2006 9:58 AM
Brain Embolism, are you THE Walrus? The one who does Zipperfish, with the immortal Reginold?
53. commissioner - October 4, 2006 10:04 AM
@42
Thanks. Wonder what she looks like now? It would be funny to see her with a "pirate patch" to cover the bruise. Arrrrgh, matey!
54. Glossed Over - October 4, 2006 10:04 AM
Lucky Shanna Moakler--doing what the rest of us can only dream of!
http://glossedover.com
55. ptprez - October 4, 2006 10:19 AM
#40
hey rose!!!!
have'nt been here myself due to ass-wipes beyond my control...
i bet u could beat-down both those bitches...and i'd pay for the pics...
56. suzy - October 4, 2006 10:19 AM
YAY for Shanna!!!
woot!!!
57. SugaryCherry - October 4, 2006 10:21 AM
I don't get why people always forget the last step: LIGHT IT UP. When you pour your (hopefully extremely flammable) drink on somebody, you're supposed to set them on fire! See, that's the kicker. Piss them off, then send them screaming towards the closest source of water. You could always offer to urinate on the flames to put it out afterwards.
58. freakspeely - October 4, 2006 10:25 AM
" And as for Shanna herself? Well for now we'll just refer to her as Superman, because punching Paris Hilton in the face is right up there with pulling babies from burning buildings and fighting terrorists."
Quote of a lifetime.
59. PunjabPete - October 4, 2006 10:38 AM
TEAM MOAKLER
TCLTC
60. fearsarewishes - October 4, 2006 10:46 AM
I wish that SM had punched her in the right eye and knocked that one wonky, too.
61. ApacheRose - October 4, 2006 10:58 AM
#55
Hi ptprez!
62. mrs.t - October 4, 2006 11:04 AM
@ #34, pinkynip: that is the most wonderful sentence I have ever read on this site.
63. FashMags - October 4, 2006 11:13 AM
I dunno - I'm looking at Shanna walking out - and that dumb blonde hair doesn't look like a drink was "poured over her head" - nor does that ugly denim covering look like it was dragged down some stairs. On the other hand - Paris looks no worse for the wear (no worse than her usual drunken whorish self).
64. JettaKt - October 4, 2006 11:18 AM
Team Shanna all the way!
65. The Gilbs - October 4, 2006 11:34 AM
I can't believe anyone would fight over that junkie. Sex with him would be like fucking a tattooed Q-Tip dipped in herpes.
66. Brain Embolism - October 4, 2006 11:34 AM
52 InstantAsshat-AddFame -
No!!!
67. Brain Embolism - October 4, 2006 11:39 AM
@63 FagMags - Maybe the Superfish used old pics??
P.S. Click the link, it may be right up your alley.
68. Ms. Sass - October 4, 2006 11:50 AM
Fighting over Travis is just disgusting. He's just proof that Paris Hilton will fuck just about anyone. What ever happened to her saying "no" to sex for a year. They both need to get punched in the face for touching Travis. He looks like he has every STD known to science.
69. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover - October 4, 2006 12:11 PM
@31...So just because Travis says Shanna cheated on him, that's what happened? I really somehow doubt that's what happened. Travis seems like the kind of piece of shit who would make her look bad just to take the blame away from himself. I rarely watch mtv, but I do remember seeing a couple of episodes of their show and Shanna seeming to obsess over the thought of Travis cheating on her.
I agree with 68...Travis is definitely not worth fighting over. He dumped his high school sweetheart for Shanna, the Playboy model, and now he's moving down the chain to Paris. And he's not even that great a drummer.
70. Reid - October 4, 2006 12:27 PM
Actually, this is just the second-best day ever. The first will be the eventual "kiss and make up" video.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
71. mrs.t - October 4, 2006 12:32 PM
The only way he could be a worse drummer would be a complete absence of limbs. And why does he ALWAYS have that bizarre dragqueen expression on his face-with the pursed lips and one eyebrow raised?
72. Anders360 - October 4, 2006 12:35 PM
I want this video!
http://www.AlternativeAddiction.com
73. Amy3000 - October 4, 2006 1:13 PM
@ number 44, thats just wrong and disgusting...good job :)
74. jackspratling - October 4, 2006 1:31 PM
On as serious a note as possible: It's pretty sad when someone gets punched and the whole internet applauds. That should be a sign that the whole 'celebrity gossip' thing is getting out of hand. I recommend Paris take a couple months off.
Back on topic This is the best day ever. The only thing better than Paris getting punched by another skank would be Paris getting vag-punched by a midget skank.
75. dFotze - October 4, 2006 2:22 PM
I would punch her in the face, too, if I was trying to get back together with the father of my children and this biatch was getting in the way. I wish Shanna had gotten her better, I don't see any evidence in Paris' face.
76. Alex - October 4, 2006 4:11 PM
Elliott Mintz is such a knave. I mean, really, a tool.
77. macheteseduction - October 4, 2006 4:36 PM
Did anyone watch Meet the Barkers?! Shanna is a LAZY be-OTCH! Shanna prolly made some comment about hating Paris (while her and Travis were together) and he thought it would be a nice way to piss Shanna off and catch a wonderful new STD.
I agree that Shanna didn't hit paris hard enough. But maybe she didn't want to break skin and run the chance of catching something herself.
78. keksr - October 4, 2006 5:01 PM
team paris all the way!
79. thatthingisgood - October 4, 2006 5:35 PM
Team Shanna.... Paris needs to stick to Ugly Foreign Heirs.... Travis is not divorced yet. A little respect to the wife should be had.
80. babybunny - October 4, 2006 8:20 PM
Well, last night sure was a monumental night..but I agree that the bitch has long deserved a serious beat down...but who wants all those diseases jumping off. Kudos for her for even being willing to have her skin came close to that skank. God, I wish I could "accidentally" run into that ho Parasite...and have my way..but we can always dream...right???
81. saltpeanuts - October 4, 2006 8:45 PM
I'm surprised that Shanna could wake up long enough to go out and punch Paris. Now her arm will probably rot off. And, wasn't the rumor that she was fucking around on Travis, so really she should be pleased that he will soon be infested with the Herp.
Still, I'd bang Paris in the ass, serve her teabags, and give her the Golden Shower Award.
82. Spiratucus - October 4, 2006 11:48 PM
That Paris is a real floozy. Maybe she is the father/mother of Ana Nicole Smith's baby. Who haven't those 2 trollps slept with?
83. KelKel - October 5, 2006 12:38 AM
Hahahahahaha,damn I wish there was video for this!
That guy deserves a good swift kick where his nuts used to be,what a pussy.
84. MsMonipenni - October 5, 2006 3:05 AM
Parasite has a habit of getting hit by angry ex wives...didn't Shannon Doherty also give the slut a smack once or twice before? Hey Shannon and Shanna should get together and tag team her...throw in Nick Carter and we've got a bitch fight of the century.
85. Nuke L.A. - October 5, 2006 6:28 AM
You know the fight part is great and all, but what i still can't figure out is all these losers that bang that pig Paris and sport her in public, all proud of the fact. How can you walk into a room where 90% of the people have fucked your date? Would'nt you feel like a loser? They used to say 'sloppy seconds'. Now they have to say 'sloppy thousandths'. The only thing i would do to that walking sewer is lay a lincoln log on her forehead and wash it off with a hot piss.
86. May - October 5, 2006 7:56 AM
I would love to see Paris with a broken jaw and her mouth wired shut
Go Shanna!!!
87. Tomkat - October 5, 2006 9:04 AM
is she fucking her publicist?
88. duds - October 5, 2006 5:32 PM
I'm with you #2. I'd give Paris more than that, for all the pain she's caused other people. She's a loser and can't stand anyone else to be in the spotlight. She's a disgrace to Conrad Hilton, I bet the man is turning in his grave, poor guy!
Paris Hilton is the most disgusting and overrated personality on this planet. She needs to get over herself and before claiming 'I'm so beautiful' she really needs to look in the mirror in bright daylight and tate a good look at herself, that's if she can get passed that huge, ugly nose on her face.......haha!
89. HollywoodSnark - April 5, 2007 9:46 AM
wow, i would have loved to see a video of that