i need video :)

TEAM SHANNA!

Anyone else with me?

That's hot!

That's hot!

I really hope they were playing that old house song "STOMP! Yea that's the idea!". Or another classic "Bitches Ain't Shit But Hoes and Tricks". Either would have perfect described the clash of these walking petri dishes.

Oh yea, TCLTC.

Another thing, it's not technically a fist fight if you only participate as the recipient of the fist. We like to call theat opening up a family size can of Whup Ass.

So she really is trying to be a badass huh?

Quick question, when did she start dating Joe Pesci?

I hope he whacks that bitch when he finds out she gave him herpes!!!!!!!!!

she's always trying to vicitimize herself. Go team Shanna indeed!!

At least Paris and Nicole are friends again.

I really like this story. Especially Stravos pouring the drink on Shanna's head and shoving her down the stairs. Now THAT is hot! I get all tingly in my girlie parts when I hear a juicy story like that about a man physically abusing a woman. Mmmmmmmm, yeah.

See Stallion... it's just this easy!

Best day EVER. This is just too hilarious.

And what kind of punk bitch guy pours a drink on a woman and pushes her down some fucking stairs? What the hell?

Paris has to stop blowing her cock-breath into people's faces or she's not going to have any friends anymore.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

GOOOOO SHANNA!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT BITCH DOWN TO THE GROUND.

it's about fucking time someone punched paris in the face. if i knew shanna's contact info, i would send her over a very nice gift.

next time, Parasite should really be careful who's man she fucks with, it might be a crowbar across her head next.

* waits patiently with fingers crossed *

Isn't Stravos from Greece?

Hey Stallion!!

Shanna didn't hit her hard enough, Paris isn't crying. Now if we had photos of Paris crying again, that would be the best day ever.

16-I wish that there was even a good bitch-slapping hand print across Paris' stupid face...but I do still feel like Christmas came early this year!!

If Stavros Niarchos poured a drink on Shanna Moakler's head, then how is her hair dry in these photos?

They should both be pushed down some stairs for fighting over Travis Barker. Ew.

Caaaaaaaat fiiiiiiiiiiight!

http://www.10pennypixel.com/

Shanna better wash her hands

http://www.celebslam.com

Ooohhh, a cat-fight. *clapping hand vigorously* Loves it!!
Show the claws girls.

Hi Stally... you well hung horse-cock stud!

"Stally" is my pet name for Italian Stallion.

Perhaps Shanna was offended by Paris' bad-ass middle finger t-shirt. I would be.

Though I'd be more offended by Paris giving me genital warts just by looking at me. Thanks Paris.

What's up Guy, don't really care for the "Stally" nickname, but what ever floats your boat dude.................

5: The walking petri dishes comment made me shoot beverage out of my left nostril.

@24 by boat you meant Ferry, right?

If only they'd both had knives or those baseball bats with the long nails in them.

I don't know what's better. This or reading Foley's preverted IMs.

Shanna needs to get street on her ass.

As any good soon to be ex-wife would do, throw a brick through her windshield. And hit her in the face, then lie like a mother-fucker.

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Oh and closed-fist uppercuts to the jaw are not "catfights," people.

I despise Paris Hilton, but I am siding with her on this one! I can't stand Shanna Moakler and what a lazy whale she is. How did Paris even do anything wrong? She kissed/sexed a man who is in the process of a DIVORCE. Lest we forget why Travis and Shanna are getting divorced... Travis said that Shanna cheated on him, so how does she get off punching someone? Good thing she was already thrown off Dancing with the Stars otherwise she would be whining on TV next week about what a victim she is, just like she did when the show started. At least Paris knows how to work fame (whether it's deserved or not).

Catfights are the best show on earth, I get to watch the girls roll around and tear each others clothes off and when it seems like its getting out of hand then I get to jump in and pretend to break it off then the girls will decide to take their frustration out on me and hopefully, (this is the best part) they jump on top of me.

all I need is whip cream when I jump in...

There is never a bad reason for punching Paris Hilton in the face... just wear gloves.

If Paris was a "true badass" she would've stuck her finger in her cunt, popped open a herpes sore, and rubbed it in Shanna's eye.

That's how a true badass rolls.

Why the hell would anybody fight over Travis Barker? Creepy little fucker. Stavros forgot to pull Shanna's braids and gross her out with assorted bugs and/or frogs he keeps in his pockets for just such an occasion. He's gonna lose his recess if he doesn't do better than that.

Dammit, where's everybody been the last couple of days?

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======== The pic of Paris' face after the beat down on thebosh.com

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======== The pic of Paris' face after the beat down on thebosh.com

@35- ApacheRose, it's me, Walrus.
Are you talking about here or on the Blogspots?

What has always been so funny to me is how a a significant other will go after the person who is with their partner. If you have a problem a sane person would deal directly with their significant other because the 'other woman' is just that... someone who had no commitment to them. Going after the other woman just makes you look like an immature idiot which in turn makes you look less attractive to your significant other.

All of this stems from insecurity and is truly a case of needing some jello or mud to at least make it more entertaining!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

@38- the blogs. I'd been sort of trying to avoid the 'Fish after some assorted bullshit a while back. As you can see, it's working beautifully. *eyeroll*

"I have a GREAT life!" - afj

btw,

i wish my daddy would buy me a babysitter / chauffeur / personal-adult-thoughts-generator / private spin doctor

wtf!

Here's that "Bosh" link

http://www.thebosh.com/

Forgive me dude!

How funny !

If Mrs Hilton go to jail maybe she will be catfighted during shower
time ....

Quite sure that Shanna,lindsay and Nicole would dream to see that ...!
lol

#40 The blogs ate up too much of my time. There's so many of them now and trying to "find someone" is a pain.
Don't dislike me, but I'm not going to be on them as often.
I will however, read them and their comments feverously for a good laugh.

If she was punched in the jaw, why is the fake looking bump near her eye?

Its about time someone gave Paris, the herpes infested superslut, a really good beating.

46- So a good old fashioned Donkey Punch doesn't count?

what was shanna doing at a club, isnt she in bed 24/7... dreaming up ways to spend her millions in child support.

#2, I'm with you! Team Shanna!

Anyone who would punch Paris Hilton in the face is alright with me. I just wish there was video of it somewhere.

"punched her in the jaw"

I'm masturbating to this as we speak...

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Man...I have to say is EFF PARIS HILTON! EFF HER! I'm glad she got sucker punched...maybe she'll quit galavanting around Hollywood like she's the second coming of Christ! The only thing is Shayna made herself look bad by even being at the club at 1am. She just supported her estranged husbands accusations of being out all night partying and not being a mother to their kids. Oh well...

Brain Embolism, are you THE Walrus? The one who does Zipperfish, with the immortal Reginold?

@42

Thanks. Wonder what she looks like now? It would be funny to see her with a "pirate patch" to cover the bruise. Arrrrgh, matey!

Lucky Shanna Moakler--doing what the rest of us can only dream of!

http://glossedover.com

#40

hey rose!!!!

have'nt been here myself due to ass-wipes beyond my control...

i bet u could beat-down both those bitches...and i'd pay for the pics...

YAY for Shanna!!!

woot!!!

I don't get why people always forget the last step: LIGHT IT UP. When you pour your (hopefully extremely flammable) drink on somebody, you're supposed to set them on fire! See, that's the kicker. Piss them off, then send them screaming towards the closest source of water. You could always offer to urinate on the flames to put it out afterwards.

" And as for Shanna herself? Well for now we'll just refer to her as Superman, because punching Paris Hilton in the face is right up there with pulling babies from burning buildings and fighting terrorists."

Quote of a lifetime.

TEAM MOAKLER

TCLTC

I wish that SM had punched her in the right eye and knocked that one wonky, too.

#55

Hi ptprez!

@ #34, pinkynip: that is the most wonderful sentence I have ever read on this site.

I dunno - I'm looking at Shanna walking out - and that dumb blonde hair doesn't look like a drink was "poured over her head" - nor does that ugly denim covering look like it was dragged down some stairs. On the other hand - Paris looks no worse for the wear (no worse than her usual drunken whorish self).

Team Shanna all the way!

I can't believe anyone would fight over that junkie. Sex with him would be like fucking a tattooed Q-Tip dipped in herpes.

52 InstantAsshat-AddFame -

No!!!

@63 FagMags - Maybe the Superfish used old pics??

P.S. Click the link, it may be right up your alley.

Fighting over Travis is just disgusting. He's just proof that Paris Hilton will fuck just about anyone. What ever happened to her saying "no" to sex for a year. They both need to get punched in the face for touching Travis. He looks like he has every STD known to science.

@31...So just because Travis says Shanna cheated on him, that's what happened? I really somehow doubt that's what happened. Travis seems like the kind of piece of shit who would make her look bad just to take the blame away from himself. I rarely watch mtv, but I do remember seeing a couple of episodes of their show and Shanna seeming to obsess over the thought of Travis cheating on her.

I agree with 68...Travis is definitely not worth fighting over. He dumped his high school sweetheart for Shanna, the Playboy model, and now he's moving down the chain to Paris. And he's not even that great a drummer.

Actually, this is just the second-best day ever. The first will be the eventual "kiss and make up" video.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

The only way he could be a worse drummer would be a complete absence of limbs. And why does he ALWAYS have that bizarre dragqueen expression on his face-with the pursed lips and one eyebrow raised?

I want this video!

http://www.AlternativeAddiction.com

@ number 44, thats just wrong and disgusting...good job :)

On as serious a note as possible: It's pretty sad when someone gets punched and the whole internet applauds. That should be a sign that the whole 'celebrity gossip' thing is getting out of hand. I recommend Paris take a couple months off.

Back on topic This is the best day ever. The only thing better than Paris getting punched by another skank would be Paris getting vag-punched by a midget skank.

I would punch her in the face, too, if I was trying to get back together with the father of my children and this biatch was getting in the way. I wish Shanna had gotten her better, I don't see any evidence in Paris' face.

Elliott Mintz is such a knave. I mean, really, a tool.

Did anyone watch Meet the Barkers?! Shanna is a LAZY be-OTCH! Shanna prolly made some comment about hating Paris (while her and Travis were together) and he thought it would be a nice way to piss Shanna off and catch a wonderful new STD.

I agree that Shanna didn't hit paris hard enough. But maybe she didn't want to break skin and run the chance of catching something herself.

team paris all the way!

Team Shanna.... Paris needs to stick to Ugly Foreign Heirs.... Travis is not divorced yet. A little respect to the wife should be had.

Well, last night sure was a monumental night..but I agree that the bitch has long deserved a serious beat down...but who wants all those diseases jumping off. Kudos for her for even being willing to have her skin came close to that skank. God, I wish I could "accidentally" run into that ho Parasite...and have my way..but we can always dream...right???

I'm surprised that Shanna could wake up long enough to go out and punch Paris. Now her arm will probably rot off. And, wasn't the rumor that she was fucking around on Travis, so really she should be pleased that he will soon be infested with the Herp.

Still, I'd bang Paris in the ass, serve her teabags, and give her the Golden Shower Award.

That Paris is a real floozy. Maybe she is the father/mother of Ana Nicole Smith's baby. Who haven't those 2 trollps slept with?

Hahahahahaha,damn I wish there was video for this!
That guy deserves a good swift kick where his nuts used to be,what a pussy.

Parasite has a habit of getting hit by angry ex wives...didn't Shannon Doherty also give the slut a smack once or twice before? Hey Shannon and Shanna should get together and tag team her...throw in Nick Carter and we've got a bitch fight of the century.

You know the fight part is great and all, but what i still can't figure out is all these losers that bang that pig Paris and sport her in public, all proud of the fact. How can you walk into a room where 90% of the people have fucked your date? Would'nt you feel like a loser? They used to say 'sloppy seconds'. Now they have to say 'sloppy thousandths'. The only thing i would do to that walking sewer is lay a lincoln log on her forehead and wash it off with a hot piss.

I would love to see Paris with a broken jaw and her mouth wired shut

Go Shanna!!!

is she fucking her publicist?

I'm with you #2. I'd give Paris more than that, for all the pain she's caused other people. She's a loser and can't stand anyone else to be in the spotlight. She's a disgrace to Conrad Hilton, I bet the man is turning in his grave, poor guy!

Paris Hilton is the most disgusting and overrated personality on this planet. She needs to get over herself and before claiming 'I'm so beautiful' she really needs to look in the mirror in bright daylight and tate a good look at herself, that's if she can get passed that huge, ugly nose on her face.......haha!