Oct 10 2006Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are afraid of islands
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reportedly got back together after producers of The Simple Life threatened to put them on a deserted island with a bunch of survivalists for the next season. The producer of the shows tells the AP:
"They reached out to each other in universal disdain for the island concept and rekindled their friendship."
And after eating dinner at Dan Tana's together, the two were spotted leaving Paris Hilton's house the morning after, with Nicole Richie wearing some of Paris' oversized clothes barefoot. Although I can't imagine what could've happened to prevent Nicole from wearing her own clothes the morning after. Maybe she had a glass of orange juice and they didn't fit anymore. Or maybe in a fit of passion the two tore each others' clothes off and made sweet disgusting love to each other, the only remains of clothes being scraps strewn about the bedroom. Not entirely sure why I typed that last sentence, because the chunks of puke are gonna be tough to clean out of my keyboard.
More of Nicole and Paris leaving Paris' home after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. Elusive Spork - October 10, 2006 4:32 PM
mmmm sexy! They look like they went thrift shopping at goodwill and the only thing they could buy were clothes from the $.25 Bring Back the Eighties bin!
2. Jenna - October 10, 2006 4:34 PM
Oooh, am I first?
Nicole could probably fit her whole body into one of Paris's shoes, why didn't they go that route?
3. PunjabPete - October 10, 2006 4:35 PM
Did these two freaks get matching neck extensions???? What the hell??
4. Jenna - October 10, 2006 4:37 PM
Damn, I wasn't first :(
Look everybody, Paris can afford Chanel!
5. PunjabPete - October 10, 2006 4:38 PM
I stopped Dancing on the Ceiling the moment I found out she was Lionel spawn... Lionel, how could you????
6. Rimmer - October 10, 2006 4:39 PM
Ooooh, they got back together!
They should adopt some kids now.
7. tati - October 10, 2006 4:46 PM
in the 5th picture it looks like paris is steping on her squished monkey. what is that moneky called again? a pincho?
8. mrs.t - October 10, 2006 4:47 PM
Punjab-I'm not sure, but I think she is not biologically related to Lionel......something about his drummer having a kid (guess who?) that her couldn't care for, and Lionel stepping in to raise her.
Onto the real horror of those two bumpung uglies: for some reason, the phrase "Fish Market" popped into my head.
9. BriBri - October 10, 2006 4:55 PM
Not ANOTHER season?! What are they trying to kill us??
10. Binky - October 10, 2006 5:01 PM
An island ??! - They're already survivalists of Hollyweird !
(and judging from the 'people on the ground' -not fairing that well)
And what a coincidence that they both found a similar pair of sunglasses in the bathroom at Denny's. Karma - must have brought them back together. Karma.
11. CruisingForCock - October 10, 2006 5:02 PM
Paris looks like she has thunder thighs next to Nicole.
12. popemyy - October 10, 2006 5:06 PM
and I remember when paris was the fat one!
13. Tracy - October 10, 2006 5:07 PM
In that first picture, Nicole is carrying that Hobbit-guy's hat. Maybe she's returning it to Pete Dougherty.
14. Binky - October 10, 2006 5:09 PM
In Rice Krispie terminology - Nicole's meals are still a Crackle and Pop away from a threesome.
15. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest - October 10, 2006 5:18 PM
LOOK! Its Big Bird and a worm!!!
16. PunjabPete - October 10, 2006 5:18 PM
Mrs T. - So maybe not spawn... More like, raise-job? Lionel Ritchie gives bad raise-jobs?
You know, all I keep thinking is that everyone manages to shoot them with a camera but no one manages to shoot them with a gun... The injustice of it all....
17. Italian Stallion - October 10, 2006 5:51 PM
Can you imagine two guy's fighting over Nicole? One on each side pulling on her arms...........
It would be like a "turkey wishbone" on Thanksgiving. Who ever get's the bigger part wins.........
18. Guy-Pierre - October 10, 2006 6:04 PM
I'm soooo glad they're back together! Paris & Nicole are the perfect couple, just like Alek & I.
And look, in the 6th pic, there's Foxy Cleopatra.... Hiyeee Foxy. Isn't she a cutie-patootie?
19. pullmyfinger - October 10, 2006 6:13 PM
Look at that! Nicole and her dog have the same hair color! I hate that nasty pooch. And the dog's not so great either.
20. checkyourshorts - October 10, 2006 6:39 PM
That kinkajou has really grown. I'm digging the red lipstick on it, as it distracts from the fangy teeth.
21. CelebSlam.com - October 10, 2006 6:54 PM
my penis just withered
http://www.celebslam.com
22. Dory - October 10, 2006 7:07 PM
Damn, to bad eh, watching them trying to survive on an island would have been great. Imagine no makeup, no drugs, no nightclubs, no tiny little dogs... then again they could have the dogs on the island, just in case they get extra hungry.
23. Mugato - October 10, 2006 7:56 PM
They both look like ugly retards with those glasses.
24. assfacecocknocker - October 10, 2006 8:20 PM
24! woo!
25. the-man-himself - October 11, 2006 12:15 AM
What kind of boots are that? There is something loose. Sure she paid more than 1000 bucks for this crap.
26. marie-jo - October 11, 2006 1:20 AM
Finally, I've been wishing they put them on an island and forgot all about them.
27. PrincessMuMu - October 11, 2006 1:54 AM
" ... Not entirely sure why I typed that last sentence, because the chunks of puke are gonna be tough to clean out of my keyboard."
That is the funniest thing ever. The other thing I find amusing is that Richie's dog is the best-looking creature in that photo.
28. WD-40 - October 11, 2006 3:40 AM
It's the attack of the 20 ft. Amazon and her sidekick, Pencil.
29. jrzmommy - October 11, 2006 5:27 AM
Feud # 2 begins when Paris sees that her clothes are HUGE on Nicole.
Coco Chanel is rolling in her grave, by the way.
30. RichPort - October 11, 2006 5:50 AM
That fat bitch really should put on some shoes... her osteogenesis imperfecta laden bare feet can easily get caught in a sidewalk crack. I'd hate to see her fall, as she'd probably break a few dozen bones. Then she can channel Elijah Price: The called me Glassman... they called me Glassman...
31. The Gilbs - October 11, 2006 6:15 AM
Nicole just wanted to look thinner than Paris by swimming in her clothes. "Shit Paris, you are like so fat."
32. no one you know - October 11, 2006 7:22 AM
Wearing a vest over a t-shirt with a vest printed on it? Wow, that Paris is clever.
33. sharkbite - October 11, 2006 8:26 AM
How sweet. The gruesome twosome are back together.
http://www.temptalia.com
34. commissioner - October 11, 2006 8:43 AM
Why the hell doesn't she park her car in a garage? Does her mansion not have a garage? Even a one car garage?
I don't leave my shitty-assed 60K car in my driveway.
35. LOLO - October 11, 2006 8:46 AM
32: you took the words right out of my mouth.
Anyone see the black thing nicole is carrying? Booster seat maybe? Looks like a cushion she has to sit on because her ass is too boney...
36. Kim - October 11, 2006 8:53 AM
Nicole is really starting to look like Mary-kate Olsen. I guess that's the face of anorexia!
37. Nikk The Templar - October 11, 2006 9:00 AM
@ #2.
COMMENT OF THE YEAR.
38. HolisticWisdomcom - October 11, 2006 9:29 AM
Nicole's green sweat pants are just to dies for anthe granny bag with it. Oh... I am so jealous!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
39. jrzmommy - October 11, 2006 10:16 AM
I like the Pomeranian in the last picture....it's laughing at them.
40. c - October 11, 2006 11:30 AM
I knew it had to be the show that brought them together again. It would be too much to expect that either of them would suck it up and apologize to the other without a little 'friendly' coercion from their producers.
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com/friends-forever.html
41. pursang - October 11, 2006 1:03 PM
The big question is which one is
Tweedle-Dumb and which one is
Tweedle-Dumber? Together these two STD infested morons have an IQ of 8 so in the end I guess it really doesn't matter.
42. Nora - October 11, 2006 2:17 PM
Ew check out Nicole's FEET!! She has chicken toes!!! *blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!!!!*
43. herbiefrog - October 11, 2006 3:59 PM
they are like my backup mka :)
she looks so sweet...
and
she looks so controlling...
...lets hope its not the other way around :)
44. Shise - October 11, 2006 11:09 PM
This pic of these two gutter rats shows
a) money can not buy taste, class or good looks
b) These two really should have another fight cos' together, they are fucken SCARY-
45. Pinky - October 12, 2006 1:18 AM
Afraid of islands? Or are they just afraid they won't be able to sleep in some $5000 a night room at some fancy hotel? Or that they might actually have to get their hands dirty? Or that they may actually have to do something...anything...Maybe it's because there aren't any malls on this island? Whatever the reason, who gives a fuck?! Who watches the Simple Life anyway?
46. She did Whaaaaa? - October 12, 2006 8:36 AM
I'm pretty sure thats the fake Paris, the same impersonator that Nicole brought on the Simple Life. The real Paris is about another foot taller than Nicole and her legs are far less stumpy.
47. vlek - October 12, 2006 11:56 AM
Go away! No one in America give a s***!
48. jazzmine - October 12, 2006 4:32 PM
Nicole's pocketbook looks like it's really weighing her down.
49. wtflalalala - October 13, 2006 1:20 AM
uh oh, nicole is following the "bare" footsteps of Britney.
50. HollywoodSnark - April 5, 2007 9:51 AM
ha ha...do they really need the money that much that they got in line that quickly?