Oct 3 2006Optimus Prime will say what we want him to say

I'm naming one of my kids Optimus Prime.....

Coincidently, Opitmus Prime is the nickname of Chicagoboy Jr. And by Chicagoboy Jr., I mean my penis. He can transform too.

Optimus Gay.....

That link was lame, I thought I was going to hear some cool robot voice. Instead, I signed up for extra spam in my gmail account.

Apparently Optimus Prime did not want to say "RichPort has a huge johnson". Odd...

And I would name my daughter "trrrrrrrllll"

Goddamn it, Dane Cook is a funny bitch.

PS - I just shit on the coats.

Is there an autobot girl that Optimus can fuck, what he needs is a good blow so he can just stop fighting already.

There better be some Soundwave on that bitch or I'm not gonna see it.

What is it about the Wall that makes me want to steal shit?

#9 - The album? I don't know, I stole my copy.

@10: Dane Cook reference...

"Megatron, I'm going to transform my fist and your ass, into my fist in your ass."

#4, I thought so too, but was wise enough not to fill in any personal info.
BTW, my vote for what I wanted O. P. to say? "Arrivederci, Cocksucker!"

You can just ask us to visit your other site...

http://www.celebslam.com

The IWatchStuff person can be really funny, but he needs to do write-ups on something besides the Transformers movie. Oh my god, how much shit did he have on Superman Returns. Not everyone who goes to movies is an adolescent boy.

@1 I thought we were naming our child Italian_nip

16... Mr Stallion, you claim my jokes are unfunny, yet you persist on using the "inside" joke which NOBODY understands.

@17: What's so hard to understand... Stallion & I fuck like rabbits, everyone knows that.

@17 If you people knew how to keep a fucking cell phone around there might not be dead children at your schools. Pinky got it and that's all I was going for. Your jokes are still weak motherfucker, go fuck a chicken or something.................

This new optimus looks nothing like the old optimus, what the hell?

Stallion and Nip are funny as hell.
Like Abbot and Costello.
Or Penn and Teller.
Or Martin and Davis.

Optimus Prime say:

This movie will SUCK! It will suck worst than the movie when I died!

Autobots and Decepticon! Tranform and let's get the hell outta here!

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

there are approximately 16 ways to word a phrase to tie in "oil" or "lube" with "big pistons" or "drive shaft"

i should know

i've submitted all of them

THAT'S how Optimus Prime is going to look in the movie???!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!

I guess George Lucas doesn't have the patent on downright ruining childhood memories.

Going by the picture alone it looks like the movie is going to suck ASS.

I had this ultra RARE optimus prime action figure but sold it on Ebay for $5,000. I bought a used Toyota 4-Runner with that money. A truck for a truck! SWEEEEET!

http://wampoon.com

You don't care about this. Even if you think you do, you don't.

http://slam-cut.blogspot.com

#17 - Are you the next contestant? Is that what's going on here? Well then COME OOOON DOOOWN! I mean, thanks for paying homage to my johnson in the other thread and all, but you really need to be funnier before you start coming at anyone here... and by funnier of course I mean say something funny or shut the fuck up. Only then will you be forgiven...

#11 - Somtimes I'm slower than a crippled turtle moving backwards. Thanks for clearing that up.

#23...there is no doubt in my mind that you did that.

that's disturbing

I just cannot wait for the Thundercats movie.....

Lion-O - Tom Cruise
Cheetara - John Travolta
Tygra - Matt McConnghey (or however the F you spell it)
Panthro - Danny Glover
WilyKit - Mary Kate Olson
WileyKat - Ashley Olson
Snarf - Wilmer Valderama

Should be great...

More on how the Thundercats are doing here....
http://www.mavrinac.com/humour/thundercats/index.html

This movie is gonna suck. Is this another testament to how America has lost it way. Somethings, you just don't mess with. It's a cartoon for kids...just leave it alone. It doesn't need to be improved. Just digitize it and add some cool music, ok?

What is that thing?!

Looks like those transformer toys my brother used to play with

#13-thats the funniest thing i've heard today-i can't stop laughing-nice.

I entered, "Please save myself and the rest of the Autobots from Michael Bay's horrific vision."

"Get these mother fucking Decepticons off this mother fucking planetoid!"?

Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime Should say...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973

Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime Should say...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973

Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime should say...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973

That's it! I've had enough of the motherf*cking snakes on the motherf*cking plane!

waiting for that