October 3, 2006
Optimus Prime will say what we want him to say
You have a single goal starting now until October 12, and that's to go here, follow the directions, and make Optimus Prime utter the line he was born to utter.
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Comments
1. Posted by pinky_nip on October 3, 2006 10:59 AM
I'm naming one of my kids Optimus Prime.....
2. Posted by Chicagoboy on October 3, 2006 11:01 AM
Coincidently, Opitmus Prime is the nickname of Chicagoboy Jr. And by Chicagoboy Jr., I mean my penis. He can transform too.
3. Posted by PunjabPete on October 3, 2006 11:04 AM
Optimus Gay.....
4. Posted by Chicagoboy on October 3, 2006 11:04 AM
That link was lame, I thought I was going to hear some cool robot voice. Instead, I signed up for extra spam in my gmail account.
5. Posted by RichPort on October 3, 2006 11:14 AM
Apparently Optimus Prime did not want to say "RichPort has a huge johnson". Odd...
6. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 3, 2006 11:18 AM
And I would name my daughter "trrrrrrrllll"
Goddamn it, Dane Cook is a funny bitch.
PS - I just shit on the coats.
7. Posted by bigponie on October 3, 2006 11:20 AM
Is there an autobot girl that Optimus can fuck, what he needs is a good blow so he can just stop fighting already.
8. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 3, 2006 11:23 AM
There better be some Soundwave on that bitch or I'm not gonna see it.
9. Posted by pinky_nip on October 3, 2006 11:24 AM
What is it about the Wall that makes me want to steal shit?
10. Posted by RichPort on October 3, 2006 11:27 AM
#9 - The album? I don't know, I stole my copy.
11. Posted by pinky_nip on October 3, 2006 11:31 AM
@10: Dane Cook reference...
12. Posted by artmonkey3000 on October 3, 2006 11:53 AM
"Megatron, I'm going to transform my fist and your ass, into my fist in your ass."
13. Posted by Tracie on October 3, 2006 11:54 AM
#4, I thought so too, but was wise enough not to fill in any personal info.
BTW, my vote for what I wanted O. P. to say? "Arrivederci, Cocksucker!"
14. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 3, 2006 12:02 PM
You can just ask us to visit your other site...
http://www.celebslam.com
15. Posted by happy_bunny on October 3, 2006 12:12 PM
The IWatchStuff person can be really funny, but he needs to do write-ups on something besides the Transformers movie. Oh my god, how much shit did he have on Superman Returns. Not everyone who goes to movies is an adolescent boy.
16. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 3, 2006 12:17 PM
@1 I thought we were naming our child Italian_nip
17. Posted by AmishDude on October 3, 2006 12:39 PM
16... Mr Stallion, you claim my jokes are unfunny, yet you persist on using the "inside" joke which NOBODY understands.
18. Posted by pinky_nip on October 3, 2006 12:48 PM
@17: What's so hard to understand... Stallion & I fuck like rabbits, everyone knows that.
19. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 3, 2006 12:51 PM
@17 If you people knew how to keep a fucking cell phone around there might not be dead children at your schools. Pinky got it and that's all I was going for. Your jokes are still weak motherfucker, go fuck a chicken or something.................
20. Posted by killahcheese on October 3, 2006 1:28 PM
This new optimus looks nothing like the old optimus, what the hell?
21. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 3, 2006 1:28 PM
Stallion and Nip are funny as hell.
Like Abbot and Costello.
Or Penn and Teller.
Or Martin and Davis.
22. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 3, 2006 1:34 PM
Optimus Prime say:
This movie will SUCK! It will suck worst than the movie when I died!
Autobots and Decepticon! Tranform and let's get the hell outta here!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
23. Posted by HollyJ on October 3, 2006 1:42 PM
there are approximately 16 ways to word a phrase to tie in "oil" or "lube" with "big pistons" or "drive shaft"
i should know
i've submitted all of them
24. Posted by WD-40 on October 3, 2006 1:42 PM
THAT'S how Optimus Prime is going to look in the movie???!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!
I guess George Lucas doesn't have the patent on downright ruining childhood memories.
Going by the picture alone it looks like the movie is going to suck ASS.
25. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 3, 2006 2:58 PM
I had this ultra RARE optimus prime action figure but sold it on Ebay for $5,000. I bought a used Toyota 4-Runner with that money. A truck for a truck! SWEEEEET!
http://wampoon.com
26. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 3, 2006 3:13 PM
You don't care about this. Even if you think you do, you don't.
http://slam-cut.blogspot.com
27. Posted by RichPort on October 3, 2006 3:20 PM
#17 - Are you the next contestant? Is that what's going on here? Well then COME OOOON DOOOWN! I mean, thanks for paying homage to my johnson in the other thread and all, but you really need to be funnier before you start coming at anyone here... and by funnier of course I mean say something funny or shut the fuck up. Only then will you be forgiven...
28. Posted by RichPort on October 3, 2006 3:34 PM
#11 - Somtimes I'm slower than a crippled turtle moving backwards. Thanks for clearing that up.
29. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 3, 2006 4:46 PM
#23...there is no doubt in my mind that you did that.
that's disturbing
30. Posted by PunjabPete on October 3, 2006 5:16 PM
I just cannot wait for the Thundercats movie.....
Lion-O - Tom Cruise
Cheetara - John Travolta
Tygra - Matt McConnghey (or however the F you spell it)
Panthro - Danny Glover
WilyKit - Mary Kate Olson
WileyKat - Ashley Olson
Snarf - Wilmer Valderama
Should be great...
31. Posted by PunjabPete on October 3, 2006 5:20 PM
More on how the Thundercats are doing here....
http://www.mavrinac.com/humour/thundercats/index.html
32. Posted by ResidentX on October 3, 2006 5:30 PM
This movie is gonna suck. Is this another testament to how America has lost it way. Somethings, you just don't mess with. It's a cartoon for kids...just leave it alone. It doesn't need to be improved. Just digitize it and add some cool music, ok?
33. Posted by May on October 3, 2006 8:20 PM
What is that thing?!
Looks like those transformer toys my brother used to play with
34. Posted by Sensei Terry Silver on October 3, 2006 9:05 PM
#13-thats the funniest thing i've heard today-i can't stop laughing-nice.
35. Posted by TetterkeT on October 3, 2006 9:37 PM
I entered, "Please save myself and the rest of the Autobots from Michael Bay's horrific vision."
36. Posted by Jer Bear on October 4, 2006 9:48 AM
"Get these mother fucking Decepticons off this mother fucking planetoid!"?
37. Posted by TopTenJesus on October 4, 2006 7:24 PM
Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime Should say...
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973
38. Posted by TopTenJesus on October 4, 2006 7:25 PM
Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime Should say...
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973
39. Posted by TopTenJesus on October 4, 2006 7:26 PM
Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime should say...
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973
40. Posted by John_D on October 5, 2006 7:32 AM
That's it! I've had enough of the motherf*cking snakes on the motherf*cking plane!