October 10, 2006
Nicole Richie spotted with mystery man
Nicole Richie (or Rat Face as I've started affectionately calling her) was spotted with a mystery man over the weekend. Although it's a wonder how she keeps managing to trick guys into dating her. I suspect she lays a trail of feed back to her cage and then when guys show up she offers them some cheese and takes them for a jog on her giant wheel. Or like in this case she offers to help them get back to The Shire so they can reunite with their fellow Hobbit friends. You know, to fight Gollum or something.
More of Nicole Richie and her fantasy roleplaying character friend after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Jennyface on October 10, 2006 1:17 PM
FIRST!
2. Posted by griffmills on October 10, 2006 1:17 PM
looks like mystery douchebag to me
3. Posted by Captain Walleye on October 10, 2006 1:18 PM
She's so fine...
4. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 10, 2006 1:20 PM
That's not her boyfriend, it's Robin Hood, he mistook her for an arrow..............
5. Posted by Tracy on October 10, 2006 1:23 PM
Pete Dougherty called. He wants his hat back.
6. Posted by herbiefrog on October 10, 2006 1:23 PM
hey rat face :)
it's us
arse oles
say hi :)
7. Posted by ApacheRose on October 10, 2006 1:28 PM
Those same yellow heels... wonder if they come in red. I want some.
She's holding the giant, ugly sunglasses instead of wearing them. Major improvement.
8. Posted by jrzmommy on October 10, 2006 1:30 PM
He should hook up with Scarlett Johannsen...they'd make a nice Mennonite couple.
9. Posted by BigJim on October 10, 2006 1:31 PM
Isnt' that Skreetch? (or however the fuck that dipshit spells his name)
Watch out for the Dirty Sanchez, Nicole!
10. Posted by jrzmommy on October 10, 2006 1:32 PM
Or maybe he's just one ugly Hasidic.
11. Posted by PJ in PA on October 10, 2006 1:41 PM
I wish you people would leave Nicole alone. She hasn't done anything to you to deserve such treatment. She tries really hard and does the best with what she has. Her Simple Life show is good and she's pretty. Please think twice before you hurt such a wonderful person.
12. Posted by jrzmommy on October 10, 2006 1:45 PM
11: *crickets chirping......wind blowing.....silence.*
13. Posted by Pagan Queen on October 10, 2006 1:46 PM
PJ - uh, hon, you do realize you are posting on a site called THE SUPERFICIAL, huh? The purpose is to make fun of idiots that are 'celebrities' for some reason or another.
Come on, you can do it. Say after me "Nicole is an idiot". There now, dontcha feel better?
14. Posted by PunjabPete on October 10, 2006 1:50 PM
#11 - Please take your life.
As an act of attrition for being such an assclown, you may take one of these douches with you...
Nicole Ritchie
Paris Hilton
Screech
Eva Longoria
Jessica Simpson
Brittny Spears
Or any other ass monkey celebrity from this site...
Time is ticking. Find a pill, razor, or handgun as quickly as possible and make the best contribution to society you are able...
PunjabPete
PS. Nicole Ritchie is a vapid skank and TCLTC.
15. Posted by Do Freebird on October 10, 2006 1:50 PM
Shouldn't the headline read "Skeletor spotted with rich mystery doofus"?
16. Posted by Captain Walleye on October 10, 2006 1:51 PM
I agree...we should all leave Nicole alone...I sure wish she wasn't so fat, though.
17. Posted by LilRach on October 10, 2006 1:52 PM
#11 - I will back you up in saying i really like Nicole too - she's a great girl with an huge personality and i don't believe she belongs on the superficial because she is so original.
But sticking up for the ones you do like on this site don't work. so best not to try.
18. Posted by Ruby on October 10, 2006 1:53 PM
@13 & 14 - Dudes! Don't fall for it!! PJ is really RocknRoll T.Over and will threaten the very existence of us all!.. And then post girly photos of his alter-ego.
19. Posted by ApacheRose on October 10, 2006 1:54 PM
#14-- you left out Lindsay Lohan
20. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 10, 2006 1:54 PM
gee rat face is dating jiminy cricket. oh i'd hate to see that litter. well at least we know she owuldn't eat any of them.
21. Posted by Troller on October 10, 2006 1:56 PM
Her thighs are flabby.
22. Posted by fearsarewishes on October 10, 2006 2:00 PM
#14
What you were going for there was an "act of contrition".
I know...I'm just busting your balls because I am having a bad day.
Yup, that's right. I was making you an escape goat.
23. Posted by herbiefrog on October 10, 2006 2:01 PM
#19 no you just noticeded
...that wa sit really
24. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 10, 2006 2:01 PM
Holy shit, I wish they would outlaw those stupid fucking hats that the guy is wearing. Does he think he is Mike Hammer? Is she his "dame"? Is he "packing heat?"
Stupid little bastard.
PS - Rock and Roll Takover, you are such a useless fucking attention whore. I hate your guts. I would love to watch you jump from a high building.
25. Posted by PunjabPete on October 10, 2006 2:04 PM
#19 - Damn it! I apologize for leaving out Lo-Hoe... I also have Joe Simpson, Deana LoHoe and Anna Nicole for a "execute the shitty parent" trifecta if anyone wants to get in on the action....
#17 - You are on the list.... Giant glasses and an eating disorder... SO ORIGINAL.... . See instructions at #11...
26. Posted by yuckyfresh on October 10, 2006 2:05 PM
i hereby nominate today NICOLE RICHIE DAY!!!
3 cheers anyone?
hip hip...
hip hip...
hip, oh fuck it.
27. Posted by 86 on October 10, 2006 2:07 PM
This poor guy should just rake up a pile of leaves and stick his dick in that.
28. Posted by PunjabPete on October 10, 2006 2:07 PM
#22 - Damn it twice!! You are totally right... Here I sit thinking about moving to a new job.... Maybe that was a little bit of Freud at work... :)
29. Posted by Uhn Tiss Baby on October 10, 2006 2:08 PM
Nicole's new hairstyle is totally fab.
30. Posted by Vylith on October 10, 2006 2:09 PM
my infatuation with light posts..
Olook betterO
31. Posted by 86 on October 10, 2006 2:10 PM
"I really love my..........."
Jessica Simpson slingbacks.
32. Posted by PunjabPete on October 10, 2006 2:11 PM
Make that instructions at #14... LOL
33. Posted by strong on October 10, 2006 2:12 PM
Was she attending "Fiddler on the Roof" ?
34. Posted by fearsarewishes on October 10, 2006 2:13 PM
#28
I don't about all that, but you sure are a good sport. Thanks a lot!
35. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 10, 2006 2:14 PM
Didn't we just see those same banana yellow shoes in the other post of her today? I hope it's the same day because if she's resorting to wearing things more than once, times must be hard.
36. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on October 10, 2006 2:21 PM
Let's start the Dead Pool for this malnourished little cunt.
I'm picking October 22, 2006. Will probably start shutting down earlier, but will be pronounced dead on that day, unless that fucking Lionel ponies up the cash to keep her on life support for longer.
37. Posted by ponk on October 10, 2006 2:34 PM
that's her "Feed Ethiopia" sponsor.
38. Posted by kittiesarecute on October 10, 2006 2:58 PM
Those shoes are definitely not Jessica Simpson! I LOVE those shoes and they come in black and white, probably red too. They're Christian Louboutin Yoyo slingbacks if I'm correct. WANT THEM.
39. Posted by BigJim on October 10, 2006 2:59 PM
BigJim's Dead Pool:
Nicole Richie
Date: Oct 26
COD: Myocardial Infarction caused by severe malnourishment
Lindsey Lohan
Date: Nov 3
COD: Myocardial Infarction caused by severe cocaine overdose
Britney Spears
Date: Nov 7
COD: Myocardial Infarction caused by overconsumption of highly toxic chemicals present in bulk bin cheetos.
Paris Hilton
Date: Nov 14
COD: Asphyxiation due to semen overdose.
Screech
Date: Next time I see him
COD: Beaten to a bloody pile of goo by me.
40. Posted by jes on October 10, 2006 3:14 PM
In that first picture, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is walking in front of Nicole and her fictional boyfriend.
41. Posted by jes on October 10, 2006 3:15 PM
In that first picture, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is walking in front of Nicole and her fictional boyfriend.
42. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 10, 2006 3:28 PM
Who would sleep with her?
http://www.celebslam.com
43. Posted by combustion8 on October 10, 2006 3:39 PM
that last pic looks photoshoped.
44. Posted by PunjabPete on October 10, 2006 3:47 PM
43 - What are you talking about? Concave leg indents are all the rage... If you are not sporting an emaciated frame, they you are like... Healthy or something... Duh!
45. Posted by eatyourfeedback on October 10, 2006 3:53 PM
It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who thinks Nicole Richie has a rat face.
46. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 10, 2006 4:07 PM
Cooterpunch has the BEST photo-shopped picture of her ever.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/10/skinny-photoshopped-celeb-pics.html
47. Posted by chappy on October 10, 2006 4:07 PM
rat fink anorexic taco
http://www.tacotown.org
48. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 10, 2006 4:08 PM
OK, I am high. That is actually paris, not nichole. But still, creepy shit.
49. Posted by RichPort on October 10, 2006 4:46 PM
Jim - As for #9, she would have to eat to shit, so a dirty sanchez is scientifically impossible for her.
As for #39, HA!!!!!!!!
50. Posted by CruisingForCock on October 10, 2006 5:11 PM
What I don't get is why when Hollywood wears short shorts with heels - it's fashion. When I wear it - men give me money in exchange for blow jobs.
51. Posted by ScottInFlorida on October 10, 2006 6:32 PM
Harpo Marx
52. Posted by libtard on October 10, 2006 9:39 PM
Jeebus! All that guy needs is a monkey and an organ to grind.
53. Posted by the-man-himself on October 11, 2006 12:20 AM
How do the have sex?
NR: "Fuck me, please!"
"Crrrrrcks!!"
Ugyl Face: "Oh sorry, I broke your legs"
"CrrllrckkcS!"
Ugly Face: "Oh I'm sorry for your rips"
"Crrrrrcks!"
Ugly Face: "Oh no, not your arms! Sorry"
...
54. Posted by marie-jo on October 11, 2006 1:34 AM
Hobo must think "now I'm a ligit pedophile"
55. Posted by killerwhalesarecool on October 11, 2006 4:21 AM
I'm 99% sure that guy's Alex Zane, a TV presenter in the UK. He's actually quite hot, and is not usually dressed like he's amish.
56. Posted by RichPort on October 11, 2006 5:27 AM
She couldn't swallow a grain of rice without looking like she has an adam's apple, so I would have to strongly dispute any accounts of her having any kind of intercourse, especially oral. I mean I guess I can see the attraction... someone so hungry looking would be mistaken for having the desire to voraciously attempt to swallow an entire penis. Either way, the dude looks like Ducky from Pretty In Pink and is obviously a pedophile.
57. Posted by ImmaAssClown on October 11, 2006 7:48 AM
You are all wrong....
Nicole's demise will be the result of her toothpick-thin ankles giving way whilst wearing some ridiculously high wedges and she'll do a face plant into oncoming traffic and approaching motorists will, well, not notice.
My guesstimation is during the holiday shopping frenzy time-frame.
58. Posted by Nikk The Templar on October 11, 2006 8:58 AM
Those Louboutins look too small for her.
And that's....saying a lot.
59. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 11, 2006 9:31 AM
I am noticing that young people are trying to dress like old people with their huge sun glasses, huge granny purses and hats. I guess this is 75 year old chic?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
60. Posted by polypam on October 11, 2006 2:47 PM
To all of you little Nicole Richie lovers ("wonderful person" "huge personality"? What rock did you guys all of the sudden crawl our from under?) Why don't you go over and invade Perez Hilton's site where celebrity butt-munching is much more appreciated.
61. Posted by DrunkBlogger on October 11, 2006 9:45 PM
Is that the fucking Pinochio guy from "The Burbs"?
62. Posted by Pinky on October 12, 2006 1:21 AM
Nicole Ritchie was actually seen? She's so nasty looking!
63. Posted by vlek on October 12, 2006 12:00 PM
Is anyone dumber than this whore?
64. Posted by jazzmine on October 12, 2006 4:21 PM
She looks like the girl from the Beverly Hillbillies.