first bitches!

Wow, first. I'm proud.

she's a hoooooooo

I'd die to look like that though... hah too bad she would too. She didn't look THAT bad before anyway

Eat a big, fat, greasy peanut butter and roast pork sandwich (several times a day) and you'll put on some weight

Maybe she doesn't understand you have to eat more than just lettuce leaves to gain weight...

She looks fine, yeah a little on the skinny side but not anorexic(?) - prove them all wrong Nicole!

She's a drug addict, that's why she's so thin. When she was fat, first season of The Simple Life, she was just out of rehab. If you know the patterns of a drug addict, it's easy to see.

She's in there for coke

http://www.celebslam.com

She is so full of shit, her eyes are brown.

Of course she WON'T gain weight, she's fallen under the spell of so many "stars" in Hollyweird.... You're only as sexy as the amount of bones you can count protruding from your skin.

Fuck.

On another note...
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/10/tommy-lee-tongue-kisses-dude.html

Love it.... Tommy and Lukas sitting in a tree....

You just wanted to use the word Butterscotch.

13! bitches!

One word: TAPEWORM

shes fukin skinny. i got some meat for her.

First of all, the only reason Nicole may look only a little too thin instead of anorexic is because the comparison are of other famous women with eating disorders as well. Also, Nicole was not fat before, the picture of her on the runway is fucking gorgeous. State of rotundness? I really hope you were being sarcastic. If you weren't though you are a fucking idiot and I hope you live an even more pathetic life than you already are.

DJ AM back in the boneyard? I enjoy him running out of the one shot....

Hey #15 STFU nobody wants to read your shit here. You a commie?

I've got a suggestion:

STOP. DOING. METH.

no charge

have people in the country (and on this site) become so blinded by their own obesity that they think the cow belly walking down the runway looked good? and don't fool yourself into thinking looking that way is healthy, because it isn't. she was definitely clinically overweight. not that she looks healthy now (though these pics are the cutest i've seen in months). i agree that she probably has a drug problem.

To #15 & #7: go over to Perez Hilton if you want to kiss a little celebrity butt with the rest of the teenage twats. If you don't have a snarky comment, move on from here.

Christalmighty, it's amazing what kids come out of the woodwork when the 8th period bell rings and all the latchkey kids get home and jump on the PC.

#19 read #20

Well, if you look at the pic of her before even with meat on her you can see she has a tiny frame (check out the size of her wrists and ankles!) so perhaps it is more natural for her to be thinner. I don`t believe she should be *quite* this thin, but I don`t believe fleshy is her natural state as such...

Of course, I think she has gotten this far due to effort rather than nature, but it could always be a thyroid problem I suppose (not saying I actually believe it is though...)

Well, if you look at the pic of her before even with meat on her you can see she has a tiny frame (check out the size of her wrists and ankles!) so perhaps it is more natural for her to be thinner. I don`t believe she should be *quite* this thin, but I don`t believe fleshy is her natural state as such...

Of course, I think she has gotten this far due to effort rather than nature, but it could always be a thyroid problem I suppose (not saying I actually believe it is though...)

Pharoah? What the hell is a Pharoah?

Nicole's jeans must be a size negative 2, because I'm a size 2 (about 7" taller than her), and have never been as skeletal looking....ah, wait, I understand it now, she's buying her hip little duds at Gymboree...

Leave the girl alone! Perhaps her weight loss really is unintentional. God, I hope it's cancer.

she neither looks good fat or thin. she'd be best in a happy medium.

I think everyone is missing the creepiest part of this post. In Pic #1 you can actually see her pubes trying to escape from her jeans.

If you listen close, you can here them begging "Help us! Get us away from this skinny little cunt!"

Yep. Screaming pubes. That's what my life has become.

Fuck.

Nevertheless, I find pre-Nicole Richie to be, erm.. how you say "less attractive" then what she is now. Haha.

(Unfortunately, she seems to have taken to sunglasses that eat her head. Oh darn.)

I love how the guy in the first picture is exiting, exiting quick.

i think she's got the hiv

She looked much better with the weight on.

HAHAHA #27... but I think it's her tat... not screaming pubes.

Man, how does one pull off anorexia? I loooove to eat way too much. If I want that Coffee Haggen-Daas bar with 9000 grams of fat, I eat it.

I'm not fat, I'm active, great weight, look good, a somewhat cute MILF (I hope!!), and I am not going to deprive myself of great food so my ribs can pass as a xylophone.

Fuckin' wacky, man.

Meh, once she reaches a respectable 115 I'll stop bagging on her hips that seem to poke out alittle too far. She wants to gain weight? SODA, HOTPOCKETS, MAYO, WHITE BREAD, BEER. Hope this isn't too hard for you to find moron -.- *Dances happily at a perfect 118*

All she has to do is hang out with Oprah for a couple of days and she'll gain that weight back in no time. Problem solved!...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

she looked better at the perpendicular bisector of here and now

Oh, and since nobody else is mean enough to say it:

"Nicole, that is THE ugliest fucking purse in the world! Toss that banana-yellow, Michael-Jackson-zipper-having thing in a fucking dumpster."

@27 - I feel your pain Angry Ferret.

Fuck... Two fold.

yo barbado, i wasn't defending nicole, i was insulting FAT PEOPLE!! get it straight.

NO FAT CHICKS!

She looks like a meth head. Period. Typical, very typical, I know, my 1st cousin was into it bad and just got out of her first rehab...it's a fuckin nasty drug....

#27 - Angry Ferret: my word I think you're right. Her biffer must look like a badly stuffed kebab that's been rolled around a barber's shop floor.

Daaamn. Yeah I looked like that when I was using 3balls of crank a day.
Skeletor's gonna kill somebody with that sternum.
And I think the big sunglasses thing has been well beaten into the ground by now.

i don't know, it looks to me like she has put on a couple of pounds, her neck bones aren't sticking out as much in this images. she looks good... i'll think it's all bull about her unable to gain weight, i just think she is afraid of getting as big as she was before, which is irrational at most.

she looks cute here, and she's with adam...

She'd better change her sunglasses : that's a real "personal decision"..

I'm thinking coke, not meth. Meth trashes your skin so completely and she's cocoabutter smooth and glowing. (we can at least give her that)

she should switch to exclusive weed use.

Why is it that almost every thread has someone talking about how good they look? Either they have beautiful hair, a great rack, a hot ass, or enviable weight. Good on ya for that, but what does it really matter? It's not like we can actually see each other.. I just don't understand it.

Hell, if she wants to put on weight, all she has to do is turn to the Hungry Man All Day Breakfast. Check out the cholesterol level in that puppy:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

She'd gain weight if she didn't have this minor issue of being an enormous vain attention whore. Save your money for a lavish funeral.

With Halloween coming, word on the street is her friends (read: hangers-on) are planning on taking her to an extremely frightening house of horrors. It's a little place they call McDonald's.

da duh da dah DAAAAH!!!

I'd definitely bang that box...I'm talking about DJ AM, of course!

@13- I like the tapeworm theory. Can we name it Paris?

WTF? She looks like a walking coat hanger!

In the fourth (last) small picture, it looks like she has elephantitis of her left breast. Maybe all her weight has gone to that one boobie?

It won't take a team of doctors to figure this one out. Unless they believe Nicole when she says that bag of powder in her purse is a homeopathic crystalline dietary supplement that she feels compelled to snort every 20 minutes. That's right I said it...Nicole Richie is on cocaine. And it goes double lines for Lindsay Blohan!!

You have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
I hate to tell you, girl, you have AIDS.
You got the AIDS.
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
It isn’t clear, but what we’re certain of is that you have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
I’m sorry, I wish it was something less serious, but it’s AIDS.
You’ve got the AIDS.

#18 and #40- I agree, I agree & I agree

She is on Meth, 100%. When I saw her on Tyra, I just could tell- you can see it. It's all there, the hair falling out, the weird way her mouth has started to look, all twisted and shit. So what will it matter if she nibbles on pizza and ice cream occasionally, she won't gain weight.

Here is the formula.

Taking Meth + Not eating = Unhealthy weight loss

I have suggestion for her.

Stop the meth - smoke the pot.

Her weight problem will be history, especially when the munchies kick in. Yeah!!!!

Still carrying 20lbs on my ass from my high school days!!! Oink Oink.

she's so thin that when she farts she has to hold on to something or else she'll fly away like a rocket.

Maybe if she ate more than AIDS infected Semen then she would put on the wait.

I guess Super Size Me isn't in her NetFlix queue

Save Hedonistica....please.

Is that a tattoo or a fucking brand on this fat cow?

When your toes look painfully thin, it's time to consult a professional. She's about four months too late.

Fat or frail, neither look has been a good (or healthy) one for her. But seeking "weight help"? Please. Da Nile is more than just a river in Egypt! ;)

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa.

#60 "...then she would put on the wait."

The wait? Omg... I'm crying. Are you like, 12 or something?

I would love to take her for a ride
http://www.99rides.com/videos/Drag_Racing/Viper_vs_Corvette

I would love to take her for a ride
http://www.99rides.com/videos/Drag_Racing/Viper_vs_Corvette

this chick is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Nicole- lose some weight, you fat fucking cow!

#64 - They'll be telling that to her Dad just before last rights. Irony is a bitch... I bet she'll die of cardiac arrest due to clogged arteries or some shit like that.

Last rights? I think it's last rites... Fuck I must twelve too...

Fellow Fish Feeders:

There has not been a new post all day.....So I went out and found something for us to read. From the files of the US's answer to the McCartney/Mills melee of a divorce, I give you this snippet from the Hassellhoff Family Memoir:

David Hasslehoff's ex-wife has accused the actor of beating her up - breaking her nose - and being so drunk, he loses control of his bladder. In US court papers to overturn a pre-nuptial agreement, Pamela Bach, 43, also claimed he had herpes at the time of their wedding and asked her friend for a threesome. Ex-Baywatch star Hasselhoff, 54, says Ms Bach has her own drink problem and brands her a druggie and bunny-boiler. The confidential court papers which were mysteriously made public include claims Pamela phoned him upto 20 times a day, often screaming obscenities, and broke into his home. Hasselhoff's lawyers insist the leaked papers were a court mistake but Pamela believes it was an attempt to blacken her name.

HAHAHAHA!!! How did I miss this gem:

http://socialitelife.com/images/2006/10/mko102606_01.php

Don't hate on a bunny-boiler.

So, Rich- what happened to the Irish-Muslim-Doctor-IRA lovin'-history lesson givin'-poster child for abortion person?

While you wait for theSuperficial to post, stop on by Yeeeah!. There's already five new posts!!!

http://yeeeah.com/blog/

Unfortunately for Nicole, we all remember what she used to look like before she started depriving herself of food.

This is the most obvious cry for public attention and sympathy I've ever seen - I'm actually embarrassed for her.

I guess she's not as different from attention-whore Paris as she likes to think she is.

The solution is simple. Nicole just needs to polish my knob 4 times a day. My jizz is super-fortified with the protein, vitamins and minerals that a growing girl needs to make her body strong. Plus, by swallowing my loads, she'll reduce her chance of unwanted pregnancy. Finally, she'll have the added benefit of sucking my cock, because that unto itself is a delicious treat for the ladies.

Commish - was that JB Felcher or something like that? Not sure probably got smited by Allah for consorting with men, drinking copious amounts of whiskey, and wielding coat hangers with ill abandon. So if a Muslim chick dies and goes to heaven, does she still get 72 virgins? Does it turn into girl on girl Friday up there in the land of milk and honey. Please forgive my ignorance... I'm still trying to figure out how the Pope is an actual Christian...

She had her stomach stapled, lost too much weight, and now she's going in to have the surgery reversed.

Jrz - I've resorted to telling jokes on the Lohan thread... my busy Friday requires funniness gahdammit!!!

carvideos, your shameless spamming of your site(?) while pretending to be relevant is pathetic. Go watch some pr0n.
CvLTC

my fellow fish,

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just
in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Well! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle
that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk!

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

Right ponie, fall asleep at my desk you say?? Do you know what would happen?? That's like laying the bait out for the bear!! I would wake up preggers and have to play Guess Which Boss is the Daddy??

84--OH. MY. FRIGGEN. GOD. I DID #1!! I was 8 months pregnant and boss man walked right up on me and I opened one eye and sure enough he was staring right at me and I said it, I said it clear as a bell....made the sign of the cross and said, "AMEN. *ahem* Did you need something?"

jrzmommy: Oh how I love David Hasselhoff. He reminds me so much of Lorenzo Lamas. Didn't he say his wife beat his ass up too? Do men like that really exist? And lastly, why do they unbutton their shirts so damn low?

#81, You could very well be right, Nicole disappeared for awhile before emerging very thin. I think Anna Nicole might have had that done too.

I used to walk around the office waiting for some of the young oretties to fall asleep... now I just wait for the wife to fall asleep. Then I make my move.

I'm nothing if not an opportunist...

Goddammitt! What the HELL is an orettie? I meant to type HOTTIE! Damn you fat fingers! Damn you to hell!!!

A classic:

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!"

(Hey! What's with the tomatoes??? Stop that... oh real nice... rotten tomatoes... NO buddy... YOUR mother's number one... stop throwing old fruit...)

#88

I never waited for the hotties to fall asleep, I would just whack it right outside their office door and when I was ready to launch I would walk right up behind them and shoot it in there back real fast, the girl would walk around the office all day with splooge on her backside...wicked, I know.

#86 Hahahaha Yes, the prayer break always works!!!!!

Somebody should go knock on the Fishes door and wake him up!

Two cannibals are eating a clown. The first cannibal says to the second cannibal, "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"

Only time I ever fell asleep at work was about five years ago. I was so hung over I went down a few floors and took a nap under a tissue harvesting table.

Oretties- Wow that's hot!

One of my dearest friends in the world, who is also a former co-worker, got so plastered at lunch with our boss once that she had to go down to the parking garage and pass out for a couple of hours in the backseat of her car.

Rich, orecchio is ear in Italian...did you mean to say orecchio?

and by the way---talk about a weird fucking couple.....Nicole is dressed for summer and whoerver the manorexic is that's with her is all bundled up for winter. What in the fuck is going on?

I got drunk with my boss one Thursday night and didn't get home until early Friday morning. Early the next day as I stumbled in, she decided to make me in charge for a while, as she sat in her office, door closed, doing important 'administrative' work. Bitch...

Jrz - Thanks for the attempt at helping me pull my head out of my ass, I just type like a gimp. I do like orecchiette with some sausage, broccoli rabe, and pecorino romano. I could eat that shit everyday...

Maybe TheSuperfish thinks it's Saturday?

maybe the Superfish is leaving us to our own devices to see if we a) exist in harmony together today or b) see if this deteriorates into another SJTLQ-esque Friday afternoon monster throwdown.

First - this sounds like the right idea here:
She had her stomach stapled, lost too much weight, and now she's going in to have the surgery reversed.
n he
Secondly, bigponie/#88 et.al., - where the FUCK do you all work at? My office is incredibly boring... no drunken boss fucking pregnant sleeping jizzing things going OREITTE here at all. Yawn.

as an aside the photo of the gelfling is absolutely hilrious with those ridiculous fucking shoes at the bottom of those skinny assed chicken legs: http://socialitelife.com/images/2006/10/mko102606_01.php
you rock for posting that - I'm sending that around...

Cole--That little incident happened at a Think Tank in good old Washington, DC. I now work at a much less drunken place--a hospital. Now the only drunks around here are admitted to our psych/addictions ward.

#104 Look around your office- There's probably some oretties around just waitng for you to notice them.

20 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work:

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

Who lit the fuse to your tampon?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHA
*INHALES REALLLLLY DEEPLY*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHWAHHHWAHAHHA
*SNORTS*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*COUGHS*
HAHAHA
*COUGHS REALLY HARD*
*HOLDS SIDES*
*RUNS TO BATHROOM TO FINISH WHAT STARTED IN PANTIES*

Nice wig to cover her Annorexia induced Hairloss.

Nice Hairpiece under the headband. It sure covers the Annorexia induced hairloss.

Rich- I had a girl who had worked for me a few days "pop" into my office one afternoon. She said, "I thought since we would be working together, we could take some time to get to know each other". (Fatal error). I replied, "Let's get two things straight. One, you work FOR me. Two, unless we're fucking, it isn't necessary for us to 'get to know each other'". She quit two days later.

I remember when I was a dumb bitch. About thirty years ago. When I was TEN.

oh man, i just looked at the most hilarious blog:
http://fuckperezhilton.blogspot.com/

personally, i have a problem with perez hilton. he's mysoginistic bastard. i refuse to go on his site anymore.

oh boy kids, i just looked at the most hilarious blog:
http://fuckperezhilton.blogspot.com/

personally, i have a problem with perez hilton. he's mysoginistic bastard. i refuse to go on his site anymore.

#17 First, no I am not a communist. I'm guessing you abbreviated because you are not too smart. Also, I'm pretty sure that Pharoahs, as in Egypt, were not communists, I'm also, going to guess rather accurately again that you are not smart enough to put the two together. Lastly,(for you) obviously someone does want to read my shit--that someone being your unintelligent ass in need of some serious education. #20 I'm not kissing Nicole's or anyother celebritie's ass, although I wouldn't mind kissing hers. So, quit sucking on the tabloid haters dick's, because I'm certain mine fits much better in your mouth.

Okay she was fat before...Once you been fat before it's not hard to go back...Unless you had some sort of special surgery...

I can't believe that, after all this, she STILL denies that she has an eating disorder. Of course, it is also fairly common in anorexia nervosa to be in denial. So who can really know, I guess...

@115-

It's hysterical how you call someone ELSE "unintelligent" when you cannot even spell "Pharaoh" properly! And seriously, NOBODY wants to read your shit. Stop fooling yourself, you are completely uninteresting, and a HORRIBLE excuse for a troll. So I would suggest that you STFU and go somewhere else, because nobody here gives a flying fuck about your stupid BS. You are not anything new, fresh, or original, we have TONS of asshats like you that come here and post lame shit, so try to find some site that isn't hip to your pathetic trolling. We've seen it before, and it's been done by people a LOT more skilled, intelligent, and interesting than you (and those people could probably spell PHARAOH).

I will have to admit that it is pretty funny, in an ironic way that I make fun of you for being such an idiot and have my own name misspelled. So, thank you very much for informing me. However, you are still an idiot, maybe not a complete one as I thought before. And, really it is even more ironic that you would write that no one wants to read my shit twice, and respond. I may or may not be interesting to anyone else, but I am most certaintly interesting to you. Pathetic horrible troll. Man, you're good. You really got me there. Oh, and I think I will go to another site, because you told me to.