Oct 10 2006Nicole Richie is a paradox

Just call her Skele-whore.

Wow. That's disgusting. What a dumb bitch.

We always knew she was more of a bulimic than an anorexic!

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And in case you're either too young or too cool to get the Skeletor reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletor

that photo makes me want to vomit because she is so skinny
that photo makes her want to vomit because she is so fat

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Instead of adopting a child from Africa, Nicole decided to look like a child in Africa..............

There is nothing funny about anorexia.

Except Nichole Richie.

I love living in a country where not wanting to eat is considered a disease. It reminds me of that joke where Alcoholism is a disease, but it is the only disease you get yelled at for having.

Hey Nichole, I am going to cure your disease. Ready?

EAT SOME FUCKING FOOD YOU SKINNY SELF-ABSORBED LITTLE BITCH!!!! EAT THE FOOD NOW!!!!

There you go. Now send me $2,000.

AFJ

Who makes jeans that small, the little girls' department? Limited Too?

Check out all the rings on both index fingers. Sneaky.

dont worry, thats her all the food she's going to eat for the month of october.

She is so narly looking. I feel sorry for her - one day her organs are going to jump out and run away from all that abuse.

Photo #2 is one of the worst photoshopped jobs I've seen.

Those might be the smallest pants I've ever seen

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Guess she decided eating just one fry for the cameras wouldn't kill her.

Whatever.
She is so hot.

12) Yeah, it's a fake.

7) Don't steal jokes from Mitch Hedberg, loser.

That second photo's obviously 'shopped but then again it wouldn't really surprise me if it wasn't.

pic 1: Cry for help. Ignore it, please!!
pic 2: how come her body looks like she's spent some time on the rack getting stretched out?

Does she have a death wish? She doesn't eat and when she does it's McDonalds and Pizza?

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I keep reading that she eats only 1 meal a day and that it's usually fast food. If that's true, even if she's getting 1000 cals that's not much for a whole day for most people! She probably over exercises too, although who knows because all we ever see is her going to restaurants and hanging out with scummy looking guys!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

she looks like a pizza-hut cheese stick.

#16 - Fuckoff, scumbag.

If you could read english you would notice that I wrote "It reminds me of that joke. . ."

I never claimed to have made it up, you ignorant fuck.

Now go outside and play so I can finish ass-pounding your mother.

@16 - you are one dumb son of a bitch.

big macs are the greatest gift God ever gave us.

those are cute shoes she's wearing, too bad they make her look like Orca.

If we taped a nicked to her head she's look like a nail. I've never boned a chick whose arm is the size of my package. Fat bitch.

@21

What do you call a French anorexic with a yeast infection?

A Royal with cheese..........

I would still hit it just so I could tell my friends I railed an auschwitz survivor.

That off course is a nickel, but it works with a dime too. A quarter would just be too fucking big... she'd look like a pushpin.

Why is it that every picture of Nicole "eating" doesn't even look like she's really eating? In the pizza pictures it looked like she was faking having a mouth full of food and the slice of pizza never seemed to get any smaller. In the first pic here, it just looks like she's pushing her lips around with her fingers. Odd. That chick has major problems.

shes almost as hot as this:

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1778/im:/061007/ids_photos_en/r1556750300.jpg;_ylt=AqHtoIP81fh.m233LIaHhOxiWscF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3dmhrOGVvBHNlYwNzc20-

@28: Nicole needs a Goddamn, fucking good, five dolla' milkshake.

#28 - Then Paris is a Royale with cheese.

Check out the big brain on Brad!!!

She's nothing as complicated as a "paradox," she's simply diseased.

Watching Nicole eat still makes me laugh to this day

In second photo I could swear that's Kermit the Frog.

I guess what they say isn't true, you CAN be too thin. I can't believe she would trot around town wearing skin-tight painted-on jeans when she's a fucking toothpick. And to think I used to think SHE was the smart one between her and Paris. Dumb bitch.

she's not eating the fries...she uses the longer ones to trigger her gag reflex...she doesn't actually eat them...

"ba da da da daaaaahhhhh....i'm lovin' it....bleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh....bleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...wait a minute...hold my hair...thanks......bleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...ok, let's go, bitches..."

Nicole can now pick her teeth with herself. Lovely.

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Tapeworms, that has to be it.

As if she's really going to digest those fries. Why doesn't she just post a sign stating that she has now graduated from anorexia to bulimerexia?

Awwww. She was just pining away for Paris. All this time she was wasting away to nothing, it was because - like a loyal dog - she missed her owner. The second she makes nice with P-Hil (read, Paris takes her back for the good of the show) and she's chowing down on fat-laden fries! I have to agree with previous posters, she hardly eats and when she does its pure shit. I'm not the healthiest eater out there, but even I make sure to get some fruits, veggies, fiber, etc. in between bouts of burgers, pizza, and tacos. She looks so unhealthy because she's subsisting off transfats and grease. Can you imagine what her insides must be like? They'll probably have to do a Fantastic Voyage on her ass, shrink people down to go in an unclog her arteries and colon. Poor fucks will be attacked by ravenous tapeworms and globules of oil.

If she had a gastric bypass when she was only slightly overweight, wouldn't she lose so much that she'd get incredibly sickly and then not be able to gain it back...yeah...

she may be actually putting them in her mouth, but what the photogs didn't get was her spitting them right back into the bag... couldn't dare risk actually swallowing a whole calorie worth of food or anything...

she really scares me

Do you think she actually has a mirror in her house? That is one skinny bitch....

How could she possibly look at her non existant titties and her POW hips and go... Wow i'm hot....

Eat a friggin cheesburger you freak........

Or move to Darfur where you can get away with looking like that.....

Pure Yuck

#9
"Check out all the rings on both index fingers. Sneaky."

Good eye, I was thinking the same thing!

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What part iof this pic do you guys think is photoshopped??? I'm not trying to argue I'm curious

It's called "meth" (and coke, duh), and it's applicable to more than just one (undeserved) media darling...

Don't you guys read Blind Vices???

I don't ever remember being this small, even when I was 7 years old. Nicole's legs are frightening -- well, really, all of her is frightening. It is shocking and sad that so many grown women are desperate to have the bodies of malnourished children.

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HER EATING PICTURES ARE FAKE!!!!!

Every starlet accused of anorexia always tries to manipulate their image. If any of you remember when Calista Flockhart was accused of being anorexic back when she was on Ally McBeal, all of a sudden every "Sightings" column in the gossip pages would mention that she was out to dinner with her friends and loved the brownie sundae, or that "Hungry Calista Flockhart munched M&M's all throughout the movie" etc... It was bullshit then and it's bullshit now. Nichole knows when the Paparazzi are looking. She has had hundreds of different pictures of her eating in her car taken in the last 2 months. how many of you eat in your car every day?! The bitch goes to MacDonalds, eats 2 fries, watches the cameras click then drives off. This is no different than Mary-Kate Olsen wearing baggy clothes to hide her hideously malnourished walking corpse of a body.

48--the second one. Dontchya think her torso looks kinda on the loooooonnnnnnggg side?

I wonder if this dumb bitch feels this way?

Mama take this food from me
I just can't eat it anymore
It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

I like her shoes.

I wish she'd gain some weight.

@53 Stallion - Dylan, then Guns n' fuckin Roses... ... nice!

I like the Skeletor reference but he's buff as hell! Nichole, however is not. Just plain Skeleton will suffice.

I have to agree with you #51, I too believe that she is only eating for the camera's sake. Maybe she thinks that if there are enough pictures out there of her "eating", then the tabloids will drop the whole anorexic thing...unfortunatley, that aint gonna happen 'till she gains a good 10 or 20 pounds...Im actually starting to feel kind of bad for Nicole Ritchie...oh, wait, no...it was just gas...false alarm!

does anyone know where to get the yellow heels she is wearing? Who makes them?

She likes her Happy Meal with a side of crystal meth.

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She doesn't have an eating disorder. She went to Mexico and had her stomach stapled, and now she can't get enough nutrition. That's why it's against the law to do that operation on anyone less than 100lbs overweight in the US.

#29, don't you think being impaled might be kinda painful...I mean, that's the risk you take if you hit THAT...just saying! :D

#32, that is just a nasty picture **shudder**

#33 There is a restaurant here in my area that makes these shakes with so much cream in them that literally they have little tiny chunks of butter in them...they cost about 10 bucks a pop, I'm thinking that's what she needs to chug down a few times a day...less the ex-lax of course.

#41 Even Maria Callas didn't get that thin, and she definitely slurped the worm...

#47, I THINK rachel zoe is her stylist, and if that's the case, it makes all the sense in the world why she thinks she's just A-OK cuz when even the stylist has a xylophone chest, well hey, you KNOW she's going to encourage her groupies that the skeletor look is tres chic

@33 I knew you would get the Pulp Fiction reference unlike 61 who told you where to get a ten dollar one. However, the only milkshake this bitch needs is a "strawberry milkshake"......

Considering Nicole looks like a french fry, isn't it cannibalism for her to eat them?

All this talk about milkshakes makes me say:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

#57 Amy3000,

If Nichole had Gase, you could see the bubble passing through her stomach.

I hearby move to call 'skinny jeans' "toothpick pants" if they are worn by Nicole Ritchie.

i'll join you.

Let's start the Dead Pool for this malnourished little cunt.

I'm picking October 22, 2006. Will probably start shutting down earlier, but will be pronounced dead on that day, unless that fucking Lionel ponies up the cash to keep her on life support for longer.

she's fattening up for a role in "A Bug's Life II"

.. The bottom picture looks like it's been photoshopped..

MY GOD, that's soooo henious, she's trying to eat and there are 450 people with huge cameras, snapping away. This would make anyone anorexic! I don't know how she controls herself and doesn't chew up a big nasty wad of food (a moonpie would be awesome) and just open her mouth really wide and make everyone barf, but I guess she's polite that way

wow, u guys are gullible, that second one is OBVIOUSLY photoshopped, thanks ali for realizing, do u not remember the one of kate bosworth a while back? and i do some photo shop myself and that one is so obvious

Before she leaves the house, she checks the storm force. Is it over 1, she might be blown away.

Is it just me, or does she not have a shadow in the bottom photo?
And at first her legs looked photoshopped, she has clearly moved past the physical dimension, we're now dealing with some sort of ghost-whore.

my mom buys jeans like that from walmart

EAT A SAMMWICH, BITCH!

FUCK.

She probably doesn't get wet in the rain, either.

Photoshopped or not, she's still a walking cadaver.

people with eating disorders still eat food like french fries and candy and pizza. the difference between them and people without eating disoders is that the junk food may be one of the only things they eat all day. think about it, if you were only going to eat one thing all day, what might it be? alternatively, they may go to the gym to "exercise it off" or use other means to purge the food from their body.
/the more you know. . .

REmember KAren Carpenter? Died of cardiac arrest from bulimia and anorexia? Only a matter of time before this flea drops dead. Hang on people, tic toc tic toc.....

yeah, she just took a quick trip to the loo after that