Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner break up

Maybe dinners out were just getting too fucking expensive. Fat bitch.

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She got tired of "Will you just fucking eat something already?!?"

She likes to stay out of the press? We should only be so lucky.

Nicole prefers to stay out of the press? Is that why she has an official MySpace page? She's as big a publicity whore as anyone else.

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NOW who's gonna pay for all the food she eats? She should date that dumbass ship heir guy Paris was dating.

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They were going out????????

First dibs on Brody.

Ooohh! Brody is such a strong name.

I just love saying it.
Brody... Brody... Brody... Brody!

She broke up with him because he made this creepy bust of her and was serenading it.

(Mind you, the bust was made out of a wire hanger).

That shirt she is wearing reminds me of a house coat one of the senior ladies liked to wear in a retirement home I used to work in. Lovely.

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What's going to happen to her now? Aren't chicks supposed to lose weight after a break-up? Good thing she didn't have her heart in it.

She should have hung onto this one, AM was fugly.

Is it me or is the steering wheel of her SUV thicker than her wrist? Thank God for power steering. Somebody could break a wing piloting that thing onto the CW lot in search of her next conquest.

sources say jenner is now free to date that really hot broom he met at home depot...some guys never date against type...

Nicole looks like she master the hollywood diet. Sick.

dance your cares away
worry's for another day
let the music play
down at fraggle rock

He said he broke up with her because she wouldn't give him head.
She was quoted saying "It looked to much like a hot dog and it reminded me of food, and thats just gross"..........

her transformation is almost complete, all she has to do now is look for popeye and swee'pea.

I think you got the note wrong. They didn't break up. HE broke HER up. They were getting it on and he broke her in half.

He got tired of getting impaled by her hip bones when doing the nasty

#17: Eeewwww!

I didn't know she was Mexican...I also didn't know her father was black.

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Her pelvis probably collapsed when they were having sex

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Her arm looks like something rising out of the grave in a zombie flick. "Giiimmmmiiiiiiie myyyyy caaaaaaakeeee..."

FUCKING BARF

Maybe Brody wasn't comfortable being in an interacial relationship, because she's half black and half skeleton. I personally want to get her in the vagina.

When a girl is so skinny that your cock in her vagina cause the biggest bulge/bump on her body it is time to tell her to get lost.

Cool! Now maybe I'll get a shot at her. I've always wanted to fuck a human condom.

"Nicole prefers to stay out of the press"

Translation: Brody got tired of getting jabbed by Nicole's pelvis while they were having sex.

Wow, I really need to read ALL the posts before I post something from now on. Sorry, 16.

She is pathetic looking as a chicken bone laying on a ghetto sidewalk.

Is there any meat around her vag hole? I mean, fucking her had to HURT.

bullshit. i read yesterday that Brody was planning on moving in with the stick to monitor her eating 24/7, and now they're breaking up for something that would have been blatantly obvious since the beginning? this chick would rather die lonely than fucking eat a sandwhich; there's no hope. one day we'll wonder why she hasn't shown up on the gossip blogs for a while and then hear on the news later that she was found dead on a treadmill or by a toilet or something, looking like King Tut removed from his sarcophagus.

Thanks #1...funny S@#% I spit coffe all over my monitor.

My Gosh she is so skinny that if it were anatomically possible you could stick your johnson in her, reach around and wack yourself off. Whats the point? Eliminate the middle man, or woman.

I mean come on! The Crypt-Keeper called her a skinny, skank, bitch-ho.

Nicole you now have no Bo. I know the only reason he had to be with you was for the BJ's. You can non substitute Johnson with food. Eat please.

and if you must maintain your all Johnson all the time diet, make an effort to swallow...protein builds muscle.

I'd have to dump her too....I mean, how many times can someone be asked, "Do my eyelashes make me look fat?" until they just gotta get away.

Nicole doesn't like the spotlight?

A-ham!!! Cough cough!!

Nicole doesn't have an eating disorder?

A-ham!!! Cough cough!!

Nicole never did drugs.

A-ham!!! Cough cough!!

Nicole is healthy.

A-ham!!! Cough cough!!

Nicole is a singer.

A-ham!!! Cough cough!!

Nicole is a hottie.

A-ham!!! Cough cough!!

Nicole dresses well.

A-ham!!! Cough cough!!

Nicole is a moron.

That's it!!!!!!!

#14, Itallian Stallion...

Actually, the hotdog comment was Nichole's 2nd response when asked to give Brody head. After he unzipped, her first response was confusion...she saw that long, pencil thin shaft with a giant bobblehead on the end and she thought she was looking in a mirror...for the first five minutes she kept asking why she only had one eye on the top of her head and wanted to know why it was winking...

Supposedly they were never really together...
http://www.exposay.com/nicole-richie-and-brody-were-never-really-together/v/5030/

How fast is this garbage can?

Sometimes boy hit it head on. Sorry couldn't resist.

Brody Jenner, man whore?

nicole's so ugly i don't care who she's dating or breaking up with

whoever wrote this article OBVIOUSLY does not kno that brody iz the "prince of malibu"......so as far as nicole richie being "used" as this article depicts it is untrue cause he is the "catch of the day" EVERYDAY until the year 3008....so suck that for awhile....hugznluvz~randster