October 5, 2006
Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner break up
Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner have broken up after nearly three months of dating. And don't even ask who Brody Jenner is because nobody knows. I think he was some guy who used to date Nicole Richie or something. Anyways, they broke up because Brody enjoyed the media attention and Nicole tried to avoid it. A source says:
"Brody likes to go out a lot and doesn't mind being photographed, but Nicole prefers to stay out of the press."
Hooking up with Nicole Richie for a little spotlight is like sleeping with Gary Coleman to get an acting job. She's slightly less useful than Paris Hilton, which means if she was a car she'd lose out to this garbage can I glued wheels to.
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Comments
1. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 10:31 AM
Maybe dinners out were just getting too fucking expensive. Fat bitch.
TCLTC
2. Posted by reflight on October 5, 2006 10:31 AM
She got tired of "Will you just fucking eat something already?!?"
3. Posted by grass on October 5, 2006 10:33 AM
She likes to stay out of the press? We should only be so lucky.
4. Posted by c on October 5, 2006 10:34 AM
Nicole prefers to stay out of the press? Is that why she has an official MySpace page? She's as big a publicity whore as anyone else.
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com
5. Posted by edb87 on October 5, 2006 10:36 AM
NOW who's gonna pay for all the food she eats? She should date that dumbass ship heir guy Paris was dating.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
6. Posted by LSD on October 5, 2006 10:37 AM
They were going out????????
7. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 5, 2006 10:42 AM
First dibs on Brody.
Ooohh! Brody is such a strong name.
I just love saying it.
Brody... Brody... Brody... Brody!
8. Posted by Madrid Marriott on October 5, 2006 10:43 AM
She broke up with him because he made this creepy bust of her and was serenading it.
(Mind you, the bust was made out of a wire hanger).
9. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 5, 2006 10:51 AM
That shirt she is wearing reminds me of a house coat one of the senior ladies liked to wear in a retirement home I used to work in. Lovely.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
10. Posted by Jacq on October 5, 2006 10:59 AM
What's going to happen to her now? Aren't chicks supposed to lose weight after a break-up? Good thing she didn't have her heart in it.
She should have hung onto this one, AM was fugly.
11. Posted by reflight on October 5, 2006 10:59 AM
Is it me or is the steering wheel of her SUV thicker than her wrist? Thank God for power steering. Somebody could break a wing piloting that thing onto the CW lot in search of her next conquest.
12. Posted by sometimesboy on October 5, 2006 11:04 AM
sources say jenner is now free to date that really hot broom he met at home depot...some guys never date against type...
13. Posted by Shaun on October 5, 2006 11:18 AM
Nicole looks like she master the hollywood diet. Sick.
dance your cares away
worry's for another day
let the music play
down at fraggle rock
14. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 5, 2006 11:23 AM
He said he broke up with her because she wouldn't give him head.
She was quoted saying "It looked to much like a hot dog and it reminded me of food, and thats just gross"..........
15. Posted by bigponie on October 5, 2006 11:27 AM
her transformation is almost complete, all she has to do now is look for popeye and swee'pea.
16. Posted by ValeWolf on October 5, 2006 11:33 AM
I think you got the note wrong. They didn't break up. HE broke HER up. They were getting it on and he broke her in half.
17. Posted by shell on October 5, 2006 11:35 AM
He got tired of getting impaled by her hip bones when doing the nasty
18. Posted by DrDanny on October 5, 2006 11:46 AM
#17: Eeewwww!
19. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 5, 2006 11:58 AM
I didn't know she was Mexican...I also didn't know her father was black.
http://wampoon.com
20. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 5, 2006 11:58 AM
Her pelvis probably collapsed when they were having sex
http://www.celebslam.com
21. Posted by Equalparts on October 5, 2006 11:59 AM
Her arm looks like something rising out of the grave in a zombie flick. "Giiimmmmiiiiiiie myyyyy caaaaaaakeeee..."
FUCKING BARF
22. Posted by PapaHotNuts on October 5, 2006 12:35 PM
Maybe Brody wasn't comfortable being in an interacial relationship, because she's half black and half skeleton. I personally want to get her in the vagina.
23. Posted by shmoody on October 5, 2006 12:53 PM
When a girl is so skinny that your cock in her vagina cause the biggest bulge/bump on her body it is time to tell her to get lost.
24. Posted by BoognishRising on October 5, 2006 2:50 PM
Cool! Now maybe I'll get a shot at her. I've always wanted to fuck a human condom.
25. Posted by polypam on October 5, 2006 3:32 PM
"Nicole prefers to stay out of the press"
Translation: Brody got tired of getting jabbed by Nicole's pelvis while they were having sex.
26. Posted by polypam on October 5, 2006 3:34 PM
Wow, I really need to read ALL the posts before I post something from now on. Sorry, 16.
27. Posted by RedInk on October 5, 2006 3:45 PM
She is pathetic looking as a chicken bone laying on a ghetto sidewalk.
Is there any meat around her vag hole? I mean, fucking her had to HURT.
28. Posted by hellup on October 5, 2006 3:53 PM
bullshit. i read yesterday that Brody was planning on moving in with the stick to monitor her eating 24/7, and now they're breaking up for something that would have been blatantly obvious since the beginning? this chick would rather die lonely than fucking eat a sandwhich; there's no hope. one day we'll wonder why she hasn't shown up on the gossip blogs for a while and then hear on the news later that she was found dead on a treadmill or by a toilet or something, looking like King Tut removed from his sarcophagus.
29. Posted by hamacus on October 6, 2006 8:02 AM
Thanks #1...funny S@#% I spit coffe all over my monitor.
My Gosh she is so skinny that if it were anatomically possible you could stick your johnson in her, reach around and wack yourself off. Whats the point? Eliminate the middle man, or woman.
I mean come on! The Crypt-Keeper called her a skinny, skank, bitch-ho.
Nicole you now have no Bo. I know the only reason he had to be with you was for the BJ's. You can non substitute Johnson with food. Eat please.
30. Posted by hamacus on October 6, 2006 8:10 AM
and if you must maintain your all Johnson all the time diet, make an effort to swallow...protein builds muscle.
31. Posted by jrzmommy on October 6, 2006 8:22 AM
I'd have to dump her too....I mean, how many times can someone be asked, "Do my eyelashes make me look fat?" until they just gotta get away.
32. Posted by clown on October 6, 2006 9:19 AM
Nicole doesn't like the spotlight?
A-ham!!! Cough cough!!
Nicole doesn't have an eating disorder?
A-ham!!! Cough cough!!
Nicole never did drugs.
A-ham!!! Cough cough!!
Nicole is healthy.
A-ham!!! Cough cough!!
Nicole is a singer.
A-ham!!! Cough cough!!
Nicole is a hottie.
A-ham!!! Cough cough!!
Nicole dresses well.
A-ham!!! Cough cough!!
Nicole is a moron.
That's it!!!!!!!
33. Posted by sometimesboy on October 6, 2006 10:03 AM
#14, Itallian Stallion...
Actually, the hotdog comment was Nichole's 2nd response when asked to give Brody head. After he unzipped, her first response was confusion...she saw that long, pencil thin shaft with a giant bobblehead on the end and she thought she was looking in a mirror...for the first five minutes she kept asking why she only had one eye on the top of her head and wanted to know why it was winking...
34. Posted by nc72 on October 6, 2006 10:27 AM
Supposedly they were never really together...
http://www.exposay.com/nicole-richie-and-brody-were-never-really-together/v/5030/
35. Posted by Praz on October 6, 2006 1:52 PM
How fast is this garbage can?
36. Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on October 16, 2006 9:16 PM
Sometimes boy hit it head on. Sorry couldn't resist.
Brody Jenner, man whore?