October 17, 2006
Nicky Hilton breaks up with Kevin Connolly
The second most useless Hilton has reportedly broken up with her boyfriend after a two year relationship. A rep confirmed that Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly are "no longer a couple" after she allegedly dumped him because she suspected him of cheating.
Blaming a guy for cheating on a Hilton is like yelling at a kid for wanting a Milky Way when the only candy he's ever had is toothpaste. Although things wouldn't have worked out anyway. After seeing the hotel Nicky was working on it would've only been a matter of time before Connolly felt bad for taking advantage of the mentally handicapped and broke things off.
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Comments
1. Posted by BastardotheGreat on October 17, 2006 11:11 AM
She sucks donkey ballz
2. Posted by RenoScarab on October 17, 2006 11:12 AM
I wouldn't let this skank lick my taint, even if she used her sister's tongue.
Aggghhhh! Taint herpes!
3. Posted by jazzdrummer420 on October 17, 2006 11:12 AM
What in gods name is that????
Some dude doing his best Morrison impersonation with a table cloth he found in the trash?
4. Posted by jrzmommy on October 17, 2006 11:14 AM
she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
5. Posted by sharkbite on October 17, 2006 11:23 AM
I didn't even know she was dating someone.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
6. Posted by RichPort on October 17, 2006 11:25 AM
In other news: Kevin Connolly miraculously regains eyesight.
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8. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 17, 2006 11:27 AM
hmmm, what guy wouldn't want to be married to a hilton? you'd always have a place to rest your head.
no one is trying to give kevin connelly any poon so i suspect this was nikki's way of breaking up with him without seeming like a heartless bitch. it's easy. she probably sprinkled a thong or a single earring in his place then went ape shit when she happened to find it. now her friends are showering her with "girls night on" and gifts on them to get her over this "loser" . he looks like a scumbag and she looks like the jilted saint. smart girl.
9. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 17, 2006 11:35 AM
After he's fucked Nikki Cox, Nikki Hilton must be like fucking a boy!
@7 Tha-Flash - Your lowly Tigers haven't met my NEW YORK METS yet.
When they do, they're going to be "Tha-Flash in the pan"
Good day to you sir or madam.
10. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 17, 2006 12:02 PM
Great picture Nicky!
*pukes*
http://www.celebslam.com
11. Posted by Spindoc on October 17, 2006 12:06 PM
It goes to show, with a tone of make-up, weird hair, colorful clothes, you really don't notice just how unattractive she is until you take a close look.
She looks like she should be out selling crystals and hemp tampons out in Santa cruz.
12. Posted by jrzmommy on October 17, 2006 12:11 PM
So that's what Marilyn Manson looks like without all that ghoully makeup. wow. ugly.
13. Posted by BigJim on October 17, 2006 12:26 PM
Milky Ways suck, and so does that blonkey flash fag.
14. Posted by Ed Bambrick on October 17, 2006 12:42 PM
Why does every photo of any female celebrity always seem to have a better-looking (relatively speaking)chick behind the subject in question?
P.S.- TCLTC
15. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 17, 2006 1:08 PM
Those huge glasses aren't going to hide the fact that my balls look better than you, darling.
16. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 17, 2006 1:42 PM
Looks like Willie Nelson in drag to me...........
17. Posted by Miette on October 17, 2006 2:14 PM
Wowzer...just because the shirt has a big price tag doesn't mean you should a) buy it, b) wear it or c) let someone take your picture in it. The big sunglasses trend is the stupidest looking thing EVER.
18. Posted by Sheva on October 17, 2006 2:20 PM
Used to think this was the pretty one in the family. Then I saw her on Letterman on my 106" HD screen. Hmm, something is wrong. This girl is already letting herself go.
Now someone gets these horrid photos of her. I mean it's understandable to see a girl walking around in bad clothes with the awful puffy blow up blouse designed for pregger chicks but why would she even be seen outside the house wearing that?
I hate when chicks let themselves go when they are 23.
American chicks are getting a bad rep. And these Hilton chicks ain't helpin.
19. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 17, 2006 2:31 PM
Wasn't this ho semi-cute at some point? What the hell is going on there? She just passed the point from ugly to buttugly.
20. Posted by tsarinaamanda on October 17, 2006 3:50 PM
She looks like that girl from "Welcome to the Dollhouse", you know, Dawn "Weiner-Dog"? The resemblance is uncanny! And this is the ATTRACTIVE Hilton whore, too.
21. Posted by Nick on October 17, 2006 4:13 PM
#16 - HA! Sad But True...
22. Posted by G on October 17, 2006 4:23 PM
Nicky looks like that dude from Napoleon Dynamite.
23. Posted by InstantAsshat-AddFame on October 17, 2006 4:24 PM
Why is it STILL popular for girls to have such flat hair that it looks like they haven't washed it for a month? The Avril Lavigne look is OVER! And the fucked-up praying mantic specs don't give the hair any help.
24. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 17, 2006 8:27 PM
apparently along with other 80's gadgets, it appears that nicki got herself a bedazzler. those rhinestone shorts are killing me softly.
25. Posted by The-Guslet on October 18, 2006 12:00 AM
She looks kind of horsey.
26. Posted by DrunkBlogger on October 18, 2006 2:10 AM
That's weird. I thought it was going to happen after Entourage went off the air for good, not when it was just on hiatus. Hey-yo!
But bro, like E, banged like 2 broads in a 3some and shit bro.
27. Posted by ImaCracka on October 18, 2006 5:26 AM
Man I wish she would make a home porn.......
28. Posted by mrlithium on October 18, 2006 6:07 AM
i hate her fat neck and thighs.
29. Posted by tsarinaamanda on October 18, 2006 8:18 AM
I just noticed the comment the Superfish guy made about her hotel pitch...yeah, that was quite possibly THE most pathetic, half-assed pile of shit that I've ever seen. It looked like something a 3rd-grader would do for a book report! Ugly AND stupid, she's more like her whore sister than we all thought! And she needs a nose job, stat. That big hooked, Shylock nose just isn't cute, but then again, neither is the rest of her.
30. Posted by yardgraffiti on October 18, 2006 11:25 AM
I'd figured it wouldn't last.
31. Posted by JaeMae on October 19, 2006 10:30 AM
#20! Weiner dog is my friend! Seriously, I went to high school with her. haha I cant believe she made the superfish... even if it is only in a comment.