Oct 26 2006Naomi Campbell never not beating people

well, its been a whole, what, three days since she's beat one of her assistants?

Ah, Naomi still proud of her ghetto roots. Beat them with pride Naomi!!

I'll fight her. Fuck it, I'll sign up to be her assistant just so I can piss her off enough to make her throw her gold plated dildo at me. Then, if possible, I'll overpower her, rest my knees on her shoulders, and proceed to test my "angry girls give the best head" theory. Then I'll plaster her face until she looks like an open Oreo.

#4 that's the highest I've been!

Yah for me!

does anyone ever think to pre-emptively fuck her up? Or at least fight back? How about putting your hands up to block the blows? Walking away? Treating her like the pariah she is and not associating with her? ? I personally would get immense happiness for her to try to hit me. Bring it on, Jemima. Jrzmommy's got a little lesson to teach you.

...think her lips are fat now.....sheeeee-it....think she's got a black eye now? HA!

This chick is a certified nut.They need to make
a ufc type outfit for supermodels.I wouldnt mind seeing Naomi punch tyra banks's face in.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

I'm waiting for the headline: "Naomi shanks a bitch over nail polish!"

PS You know Tyra Banks never walks to her car alone after reading stuff like this.

the next great pay-per-view event "Naomi vs. Mike Tyson". It can't get any better than that.

It's one of few things that will forever remain constant in this world. The sun rises in the east, Paris Hilton creates a new STD every week, and Naomi Campbell beats the shit out of people.

oreo is quite a slip

For God's sake, someone get this woman a straight jacket and some Prozac before she starts random acts of violence on retards and babies! WTF is wrong with her?

I don't get it! If Naomi Campbell was ANY other black female she would be in prison faster than you can say "Caged Heat".

She gets off more than R. Kelly! It's embarrassing and she's gonna end up assaulting the wrong person and they're gonna stab her...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Oh, I think I can get better #10 *drumroll*

Naomi vs. Pink

My bet is on Pink who would then get to rape Naomi with her dick.

(this would be under Turkish prison rules)

The Superficial is going to be late for his, his and her own funeral. Yes there's three of them
This thread has been up at Yeeeah! since 8:39AM, and the "intro" is a helluva lot funnier.

Get off your lazy asses Fish and get some fresh stuff.

You can take the jigaboo out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the jigaboo.

If she were still alive, and in her Hey-Day, Naomi Campbell vs. Wendy O. Williams.

Thanks Barbado and Ferret for visiting. I'm sure Abby will reward you with a "Hummer"
Either the vehicle or the lipservice. It's your choice!

Brain-E, we miss you! And yeah, I read this on 'Yahoo' last night.

Naomi Campbell is a genetic aberration. In the wild, animals shy away from fights unless they are absolutely necessary--why take a chance of losing a claw or breaking something?

Someone needs to go Darwin on this useless bitch's ass--scratch one of her eyes out and ruin her career, so she can lumber off and starve in the forest. She's too stupid to exist.

Or, a poo-pigeon might say...slink off to the jungle. Racist!

I would smack Naomi Campbell right in the back of her head with a $49 bottle of wine.

There are 7 people on here that know why that is funny. : )

So what if this bitch can fight, I want to know how good she is at hitting a moving target with a spear.........

i think it is hilarious that people are so desperate for a dollar that they are willing to line up for a beat down from naomi.

i say, good for you naomi. you're just keeping it real. we all know you're an angry, psycho bitch. anyone still willing to get within claw's length of you is:

A)probably a short bus rider
B)an adrenaline junkie
C)looking for a lawsuit.

it's like trying to creep into a lion's territory and getting all pissed and amazed when the lion FUCKS YOU UP. the next person that comes forward crying about how they got beatdown by naomi, I'M going to personally go drop kick them in the head for being so stupid. why not? they aren't using their heads anyway.

#23, keeping it real? nahh thats being ghetto trash. You need to watch when keeping it real goes wrong on dave chappelle.

I dont hit women, but i'd pimp slap this high horse bitch. ID SMACK THE BLACK OFF HER ASS!

@21 - Ferret, I remember that $49 bottle of wine incident vividly.

Keep the comedy flowing!

I'm a little confused. Doesn't she usually attack people for stealing her "Jeans" (which I'm assuming is her secret code for crack)?

#3 I'm afraid that before you get to try you angry girl/best head theory, she use the angry crackhead whoreish half crazed woman biting off you're throbbing purple veined member theory.

We're watching her turn into the black Janice Dickinson. Don't worry, the next step is self-mutilating surgery. Then her lips will meet her nose and she'll smother herself, end of hearing about the bitch.

All that bitch could pound is a kilo of crack. Please. What does she weigh? One-ten wet? Tops? All these bitch-ass assistants taking Blackberrys to the face. Walk around with mace. A taser. Brass knuckles. A high-carb sandwich. Something to get her to back the fuck off you.

Fuck out of here I'm gonna walk around with a QWERTY keyboard imprint on my face without fucking her up. Hell I'd kick her ass now just for shits and giggles.

Hey Ferret! I know why "a $49 bottle of wine." is funny... that's right, I've done my reading!

Naomi v. Omarosa

Isn't Tyson looking for a woman to fight? I'm just saying...

http://www.celebslam.com

#24----all i'm saying is people need to stop acting surprised when, as you put it, "ghetto trash" acts like ghetto trash. it's like being amazed that that humans breathe air or that the sun rises and sets.

i have enough sense to know that being "employed" by her pretty much guarentees an assault, so i stay away. it's not like no one is hiring in this entire country except naomi. she's not beating random bystanders. so as long as you don't work for her or with her, you should be fine. it seems simple enough for people to not fall prey to this freak, yet still they do. makes you go hmmmmmmm.

naomi beats people down, period. let's stop clutching our pearls in shock when she does.
and so far, keeping it real hasn't gone wrong for her. it goes wrong for regular people with no fame or connections.

#26 - That's why my hands would be around her throat as well. Did I forget to mention that?

The last time I ran into Naomi Campbell, she threatened to give me a Black guy, which I thought was odd. After repeating herself 30 times in the span of 12 seconds, I realized she said "black eye". I laughed at her stupid accent, than ran as fast as I could, lest she knock me the fuck out with her cement like fists.

Is the $49 bottle of wine thing about when she went bat shit on that yacht of her boyfriends?

#17

I haven't seen or heard jigaboo in quite some time. Picaninny...now that's a word!

Justme is here... the collective IQ just dropped from a jaw gaping 200 to a down-syndrome inducing 12. They'll be calling us all Corky soon...

they don't call them sambos or junglebunnies anymore, either. hmm....

Nope...and spearchucker and porch monkey seem to have been retired as well.

I'm thinking that JustMe is just basking in the warm glow of nostalgia.

Mandingo is still acceptable, but only if your johnson can touch your belly button when lying down.

I really really want to hate fuck her.

34 jrzmommy - You have to go to Ferrets site and read his "Smash Mouth" thread (scroll down a bit) to understand the "$49 bottle of wine thing".

http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/

It's hilarity at it's best.

They're also not called Tar Baby anymore? Why not?

Brain: If it's a porny site my IT dept is gonna blow a gasket.

Who the hell does she think she is?? I'd like to take a swing at that haughty bitch.

Naomi vs. Janice Dickenson!

#21 - Ferret, I thought that was funny by itself, but would you mind explaining? I must have been absent that day.

It was actually the physical contact from Naomi Campbell, during a beating that caused Nichole Ritchie to "catch" cocain addiction and annorexia.

FERRET - Never mind, I just ready your site (Thanks, Jrzmommy!)
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

You are fucking awesome, man.

That is all.

Ferret--You have now been appointed Lord God of All that Is Cool and That Shall Be Cool!!!

why haven't I ever been over to your blogspot before?????

I too just popped on Ferret's site, very funny stuff indeed....

@46 jrzmommy - So you went to Ferrets site???

GirlyGirl and PrettyBaby, you should join our little band of misfits. There's like 10+ sites you can hover around. Just click on a link on Ferrets site and you'll be whisked away on a journey of fun and uncertainty.

Hope to see you there,
Walrus

48--Yes, It's hilarious. And nothing that would give my IT dept. a stroke.

She clearly needs help, and I mean the inpatient psychiatric kind. Not an outpatient drug counselor.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

That bitch is 110% ghetto-fab. I bet she can put a Viking to shame in the sack.

on this is classic - she was AT drug counseling when she FREAKED? She *really* needs some smack to settle down her smacking ways!!!! Maybe she should look up babyshambles and moss and get some dope!

yes, she needs to be locked up and eat jello off a prison floor.

Oh sure, except Ferret has not linked to MY blog so I guess I just suck. Not that anyone COULD link to my blog, because blogsopt is down AGAIN. That site goes down on us more than Kate Moss does on a bottle of champagne.

And I guess I'm kinda new, so...

Why is she still around? She's not even unique anymore. She's just....old.

For real? If a bitch acts up, you expect a sista to just NOT smack her? Please. Naomi, you do what you gots to do. Black Rage!!!!

The Cheat always flips out when he sees a bear holding a shark.

she's a fucking washed-up ugly old cunt with nasty alien lips

who the fuck cares ?

Ironically, if someone did to her face what she is accussed of doing to others - her career would halt - thereby losing thousands of dollars in income until her 'imperfections' were healed.

Probably - no one wants to ruin her face - so she is never attacked back :-?

damn, i really want her to match up with some chick who gives as good as she gets one day...