Oct 2 2006Mischa Barton is ready for the Christmas pageant

Good god. She should be forbidden from dressing herself. That skirt's just nasty. In a not-good way.

If that skirt were a one piece it may be tolerable...but those slouch boots and t-shirt? WHY WON'T THE 80's JUST DIE ALREADY?

Oh Wow.
I guess looking fucking psychotic is the same as looking fashionable these days.

even her dog is ugly... I'd still hit it though.

mischa too.

Doesn't that dress belong to Mickey Mouse?

It looks like it's made out of that cheap, cheesy felt shit that school play costumes are made out of.

Who the hell is this person and when did she become a celebrity?

note the wrap on her left arm.. i'll betcha the pooch gnawed her wrist in two when it realized she was taking him for a walk in that fugged up pile of rags...

I might have weird taste but I actually like what she's wearing for once. The top should be all black and the boots a bit higher but I love the skirt ! But I do agree that the dog is pretty ugly.

Funny... cuz the shirt I'm wearing today says: "Drop Mischa on her fucking head, not bombs"

Mickey Mouse has some massive wood right now.

Just when you think she is normal again, she pulls this shit......

@10 It's teabag time

Drop balls, not bombs............

apparently i have no idea what is fashionable today, god bless celebs!

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#5 Didn't you mean "Minnie Mouse"?

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@14 No, I'm pretty sure Mickey wears dresses.

old joke:

Divorse court judge: You can't divorse Minnie for being crazy!

Mickey: I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!

And I can't spell divorce.

She ALWAYS looks like a thirteen year-old Ukranian prostitute to me.

The whole "Moscow Smack Whore Chic" look really suits her.

Mischa is making a political statement... Let me repeat that.... MISCHA IS MAKING A POLITICAL STATEMENT?!@$%!@%?

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Good grief! I'm suprised the Abominable Snowman or Yukon Cornelius isn't waddling behind her.

It's pretty funny, all that money she has still can't buy her a lick of sense.

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Is the bandage to hide the track marks.

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Drug Addicts often start dressing weird.

Drug Addicts often start dressing weird.

she looks like something that crawled out of Cisco Adler's ass

That is the dumbest fucking slogan t-shirt I have EVER seen. "Drop knowledge, not bombs" - this coming from a 20 year old assclown who's main concern is going shopping, taking acting classes because she wants to be a film star and getting mochachinos with a boyfriend that resmble David Arquette on heroine.

damn it, "whose"... i loathe grammatical errors.

Wow. I guess when Marissa died, Mischa's fashion sense did, too!

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She really thinks she's making a statement with that retarded shirt.. Why do actors think they are so important? ALl they do is pretend to be someone else.. whoopty doo..

#23, you are so right. When I saw her in Santa Monica last January, she seemed to be coked out of her mind, talking a mile a minute, walking back and forth on the street.

She was dressed cute when I saw her, no makeup and looked healthy and beautiful.

And speaking of drug addicts, at that same moment I saw Mischa, I was sitting next to Robert Downey Jr and he looked HOT. I'd hit THAT in a second!

Don't know about you guys but I wouldn't mind undressing her. I love buttons!

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She looks like a F@#@% retard!!!

Hmm, looks like somebody needs a keeper...

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This photographic evidence to the contrary, Mischa Barton can look pretty. But it's clear that what she can't do is dress herself. I guess when The OC wardrobe people are no longer around to guide you, you just grab the first 2 or 3 things in the closet you can reach, put them on and call it a style. Mischa and Lindsay are in a two-way race for the worst-dressed 20-something. And that is some stiff competition. At least her legs look good above those awful boots.

drop ACID, not bombs, dammit. it's better than heroin.

First of all, this speaks volumes about her British citizenship - she really WAS raised there by the looks of her fashion sense. Second of all, who the *HELL* is Mischa Barton?

She looks like Ren of Ren and Stimpy in that first picture. Just fucking like him. WOW! Now there's a sexy look.

Mischa, Mickey wants his pants back.

#2 you are more right than you know.

Message to young hollywood, and morons all over the country. You are too young to remember but THE CLOTHES, STYLE, AND MUSIC IN THE 80'S SUCKED WANG. I used to laugh my ass off at my older sister when she would get dressed in the morning AND SHE THOUGHT SHE LOOKED GOOD! Rolling up her jeans and whatnot. The 80's style even ended before the 80's did. Once everyone got off the blow, and realized how dumb they looked (see Madonna Like a Virgin Cover). While I am at it, If a see a one more GUY wearing oversized sunglassed, I am going Waco. Girls, the glasses make you look stupid as well. BRING BACK JEANS AND SWEATERS!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'd still hit it though.

Back in the 80's, I loved wearing my leg warmers over my Sergio Valente pinstriped jeans. And I had Gloria Vanderbilt cords in every color there was.

Compared to that wacky, hippy shit she was wearing a few days ago, this is a goddamn Armani Suit!

@26...If you loathe grammar errors, how do you feel about spelling mistakes? You were going for "heroin", not "heroine".

Nice try, though. They do sound alike. Damn! English is so hard!!

The only difference between her and an elf is elves are smarter.

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42--English is hard....so is a Louisville Slugger against your skull. Why don't you tell us which is harder.

@42

I loathe "grammatical" errors. And chronic correctors.

I wish I had the confidence to be able to wear something like that. Oh and 43, the only difference between Mischa and an elf is that elves are short and usually fat, Mischa is tall and slender. And devastatingly beautiful.

The boots aren't that bad.

I'm not even sure that's supposed to be a bottom.

@45

How do you feel about sentence fragments?

The bandage on her wrist is from the carpal-tunnel syndrome she got from jacking me off.

I also dont understand the appeal of Mischa Barton. She has no personality...her hips are way to big....very matronly..dammit...its like gorgous exotic women no longer exist. its like we plucked out these average looking girls from random high schools about 4 years ago with no discernable talent, smacked a designer dress on them and called them "stars." Now, I love this country. I support our troops and I root for the U S of A....but this whole "young hollywood" thing needs to stop....physically burn...it mocks most of the values in america....they make fun of the rest of the country's ideals from the safety of their Bentley's and mansions, not in tune with reality. I have respect for seasoned atresses who fight for a cause, like susan sarandon and lisa marie presley, even if their opinions differ from mine, but i am tired to hearing about who did coke with who and who's sleeping with whos boyfriend. *sigh*

I also dont understand the appeal of Mischa Barton. She has no personality...her hips are way to big....very matronly..dammit...its like gorgous exotic women no longer exist. its like we plucked out these average looking girls from random high schools about 4 years ago with no discernable talent, smacked a designer dress on them and called them "stars." Now, I love this country. I support our troops and I root for the U S of A....but this whole "young hollywood" thing needs to stop....physically burn...it mocks most of the values in america....they make fun of the rest of the country's ideals from the safety of their Bentley's and mansions, not in tune with reality. I have respect for seasoned atresses who fight for a cause, like susan sarandon and lisa marie presley, even if their opinions differ from mine, but i am tired to hearing about who did coke with who and who's sleeping with whos boyfriend. *sigh*

Dude, like, what the fuck is wrong with this girl man?

She is clearly into 'dropping knowledge' too bad below 80 there isn't much to go before they declare you criminally insane. Boy George must be turning in his grave.

I think the REAL question here is: What the hell is behind her in that last picture? Looks like dildos!

Mischa Barton serslah disturbs me. She is like the world's ugliest hot chick.

@40......Jrzmommy,

EVERY color? Either your parents were rich or you are really Molly Ringwald.

(Had to beg my parents for 6 months for one lousy Izod shirt)

Who makes such ... thing!
What a waste of fabric, and air and space

To me it looks like she sneezed and her vest slipped down.

I agree, there is nothing attractive about this chick. But I'd hit it, with the lights out of course.

57--Every color I could get my hands on. Pink, lavender, red, yellow, gold, aqua, baby blue, turquoise, navy, black, cream, tan, brown...plus jeans. My favorites were the lavendar ones with the cream colored swan on the fifth pocket.

.......is that a rack of dildos?

I would never wear anything like this, but I did used to put my hair into a side pony tail and tease it up like Cindy Lauper. What about colored scrunch socks? Are those coming back in too???

#46, taste is definitely subjective, because I think she looks like an undernourished little streetwalker choosing clothes with the easiest access to them, if ya know what I mean...and nope, she doesn't have a beautiful face either, but then, most people probably don't care about her face...

#60 - Did you use Stiff Stuff and Sun In, while wearing your eyeliner like an Egyptian?

Rich: Stiff Stuf!!!! What a blast from the past! And I wore LA Gears and pink and neon-orange Reebok high-tops and Wigwam socks--as described in 62.

but then somewhere around 1985 it all changed when I heard Bauhaus and read Ayn Rand and I started to wear black Chucks, Doc Martens and pea coats and a lot of black clothes in general. The early 80's were a lot more colorful than the latter part of the decade.

LOL! Yes, definitely a blast from the past! The 80's were BITCHIN but I don't know if I want to re-live them!!

Remember the big geometric-shaped colorful earrings? and the strands of colored beads that you could braid/twist to make a big neclace? 1984 was the year of the color turquoise!

Damn, you guys are totally awesome about like proving my point.

@49

Fragmented sentences. Love them. Get over yourself.

Does she live in a cardboard box too!!

Love the message, but the look needs work.

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I'm still upset that I have all of these stupid holes in my ears. 4 in one ear and 5 in the other. I am also relatively certain that I will be contracting Alzheimer's at some later date thanks to the excessive use of hair frosting.

What's wrong with her hand that it's all wrapped up?

Someone needs to beat this bitch with a wire hanger. Is she blind!!??

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I saw that ugly-ass shirt in the Alloy catalog the other day. I thought it was the type of shirt some stupid assed teenybopper cunt would wear to try and demonstrate her "social conscience", so I hated it from the get-go. And thank you, Mischa Barton, for proving my theory right. You're also really, really unattractive, and I don't want to have to keep looking at your fucking face. Go away please, and take your shitty fashion sense with you. I know blind people who manage to dress more stylish.

The saddest thing is that, despite the obvious retardness, I'd still hit that.

Just how in the hell do you "drop knowledge", anyway?!

It's Donald Duck's vest!!!!!!!!!! she is so extra-ordinary....

I've said it once, I'll say it again.....

It totally annoys me when I read about how great Misha Barton's body is....give me a break. Her legs are so ugly. I know it is not her fault and that she has no control over her "let type". So this is really for all of those ournalists who go on and on about them. They are aweful. Wow....finally, I got that out! Please shut up about her ugly legs.

it's really not stylish to wear t-shirts with slogans on them anymore - she needs to hang with paris for a while