Oct 18 2006Mike Tyson wants to kill women, same ol' same ol'

is this so surprising? does he NOT want to kill anybody?

Mike Tyson Rules!...women...with an iron fist

I'd pay a thousand dollars american on PPV if he'd punch Paris Hilton in the face and then had sex with her headless corpse. I'd throw an extra twenty-five if he did the same to Asslee Simpson.

Ball's in your court Mike make it happen

Shatner...Tyson should fight William Shatner!

And like I said yesterday, I think they should have a double bill with the opening match being a Pit Bull vs. a toddler.

I thought he already boxed Robing givens.

Maybe Ann Wolfe can grow a penis, but Iron Mike would still lose.

http://theblemish.com

Does he still want to eat my children?

RichPort, let's set our differences aside for a day or two and rally around "our" NY METS.
It's do or die tonight... if they "do" tonight... then it's do or die tomorrow night. If they don't "do" tomorrow night... ...let's not even talk about that.

They will be victorious. They didn't come this fucking far not to be.

************ Let's Go METS ************

I'm sorry but I too must admit that I would pay to see that fight..yes, I said that and I stand proudly by my words.

You know, I pushed a parapalegic I was a caretaker for down his cellar stairs once so I could take liquor money out of his wallet. When I explained to the police that I was on my "World Tour" and that it was "all for charity", they didn't seem to buy it for some reason.

Finally a post I can sink my teeth into!

I would also pay to see Mike Tyson vs. Nicole Ritchie....ok granted the weight diffrence is a little off but I stronly believe in my heart Nicole is a pitbull in a tooth piks body. I think she'll do good under pressure...yes I do

Meh. Andy Kaufman was wrestling women 20 years ago, no doubt with a lot more entertainment than Tyson coulde ever provide.

And not for nothing, but wasn't Tyson supposed to be starting a porn career a few years ago? Around the same time as he got his face tattoed? Fucker must really be up against some hard times to be looking this hard for publicity. Good, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Negroes like to say poverty is the reason for their violent behavior but we all know it's genetics..

How about Mike Tyson v. Kim Jong Il

Mike Tyson v. the Poor Clares?

Other possible bouts:

Mike Tyson against bus full of nuns(nuns armed with ak47s)
Advantage Tyson

Mike Tyson against all the WNBA league including coaches (all players wearing Black mamba 14 inch strap-ons, those that don't already have 14 inch penises)
Advantage Tyson

Mike Tyson against Pink wearing heels and a dress
Advantage ....hmmmm Pink...

How about Mike Tyson versus Condolezza Rice? After he kills her he can take her corpse to Mexico and Tyson and the Mexicans can eat her.............

#14 exactly, they also like to use the it's whitey's fault excuse for violence. Claiming to be a victim of the white man or slavery all of the above bullshit excuses. I still don't 100% get why people race mix with blacks, look at this idiot for example even when he was filthy rich he was still a low rent worthless negro. P Diddy is a rich low rent worthless negro too. Life can be weird.

Mike Tyson v. Madonna's new African Baby

Seriously... is he on crack?

http://www.scandalsnappers.com

#19 I know what you mean, as an African American/Italian-brought up by Puertoricans I keep robbing myself and blaming the man all while I pay myself for protection while I stab myself. It's a bitch to run my social club AND crack business.

weird indeed

Mike Tyson scares me. Even if he was just walking toward me on the street, i'd probably piss my pants.

And the crazy gets even crazier.

You all don't understand. Mike is "crazy". He's not serial killer crazy, but he is "run up to you and bite your face off" crazy!

He just needs to take his meds, calm down and stay out of the limelight. Forget charity, just be an auto mechanic or something!...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Joking about black male versus female violence isn't funny. Over 60 percent of black males engage in domestic violence with their girlfriends or wives. There's nothing funny about that. Mike Tyson and his promoters should be ashamed of themselves.

I would pay to see him knock Danny Bonaduce unconcious, dismember him then toss the pieces into a feedlot full of hogs. Then the Hogan family.

#14, did a black man perform your lobotomy?

Posted by #26 "blah blah blah and blah blah"
You're like a nuclear bomb, everybody is having a party and BLAMMO! you kill the room.

STFU

Mike Tyson vs. Estelle Getty. Should be a pretty even match.

#19 Clearly you've been reading the New York times or the Washington Post.

I read in "Militiaman Alien-abductee Quarterly", that "blacks" were actually created in eugenics labs by liberal Swiss scientists (using funds from hidden Nazi gold) to try and subvert American culture and allow left-wing socialists in congress to distract us with their false 'history' while they (congress) forced their homosexual agenda on the American people. I also read no American textbook can be printed without the express consent of the Illuminati, and the secret five-point cabal that runs the planet, and that slavery was a fairytale just like the Holocaust. And everybody knows "genetics" is just libbo code for the amalgamation of Eastern mysticism they hope to use to take control of our minds and take God out of the public forum.

@14 justme - A white supremist piece of shit posted "once" a while back on a "black" thread and left his calling card.
I feel you should go there and comment on his site... and stay there!

http://tnbalerts.blogspot.com/

Angry Ferret chased him off and he hasn't been back since. There's a line between joking about blacks and meaning what you say, and you mean what you say.

P.S. Fish people, I may post this comment on a couple of threads until that garbage gets the hint and leaves.

Mike Tyson versus..................

wait......

NAOMI CAMPBELL

If anyone wants to read the posts of the racist that Ferret chased off, click here:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/beyonce_knowles_has_multiple_p.html#comment

There's only a few... starting at post #76

I didn't mean to upset anybody with facts. I apologize.

Tyson should take on a nice Walmart check-out girl, try to bite off her ear, and get spiked in the tongue with about 14 earring posts. That'd teach 'im.

He's got to be fucking desperate.

Can't wait to find that on YouTube.

http://wampoon.com

Slim - You're fucking killing me...

I get where Tyson's coming from. When my self esteem is low and I run out of funds, I stand outside the local Catholic school and punch those plaid-skirted little hoochies right in the gut. Then, being ethnic, I run at the sight of the po-po, holding my gat with the serial scratched off horizontal to the flo'(you know how we do), misfire a few rounds that ricochet and hit a van full of elderly cerebral palsy patients in those joy-sticked wheelchairs, catch a Rodney King-esque beat down, then blame it on the white man, specifically Rudolph Guiliani and Dubya. Yea, I get exactly where he’s coming from. Besides, I’d love to see Tyson get knocked the fuck out by a beeotch.

35-Cindy
Don't apologize for telling these ignorant morons the facts. I won't even begin to say all the things I think about the racism on this thread, whether it's in good fun or not, but I will say that joking around men beating up women is disgusting. Anyone who encourages Mike Tyson's behavior or laughs about thsi kind of thing should be taken out back and shot. One less abuser in the world...

um why is he allowed press conferences?

shouldnt he be in a mental assylum eating his own poo?

dont give him attention people,hes A WHORE.and a crazy person.two for one deal.

39--for someone who so self-righteously (and nauseatingly, too) shits on the rest of us who are OBVIOUSLY making fun of a psycho path, you certainly have a little violent streak inside, dontchya? "should be taken out back and shot." Ugh....hypocrit. I hold you personally responsible for the six fucking black jujyfruits in my box of jujys today.

whats up with this James guy?

dude rascism isnt funny when you mean it.

get off this site you mean bastard.

i agree with brain embolism.time to run the redneck out of town.

where is our saviour angry ferret?please come save us from this assholes misplaced hatred for having a micro penis.

you just jealous james.youll never be able to pleasure a woman.

SAD FACT!

Jrz - What the fuck is up with all your black jujys all the time??? Ladies like you should only get green, white, and red jujyfruits, in the fucking order. However, if you're Sicilian, it might explain the black ones that snuck in...

Rich, it's 2006 -- when will the Heide Candy Company figure out that this isn't 1900 and the only flavor out there for candy is licorice? Jujys and Chuckles! Chuckles would be great, but you pay $.70 for 5 fucking Chuckles, one of which is the inedible black flavor, you're wasting $.14! I think I'm just gonna switch to like, Sour Patch Kids full time.

i don't know why everybody's going off on race, this is about violence toward women. doesn't matter if you're black or white, when you get sexually assaulted, which happens to a shocking percentage of women worldwide.

jrz- I eat the shit out of Hot Tamales. Too many Jujys and you'll get impacted.

45--that sounds like the lyric to a Michael Jackson song--"You can be my victim, doesn't matter if you're black or white.....heeeeee whoooooooo!" did you mean for that to sound like a funny Michael Jackson lyric?

46--I don't like Hot Tamales or Mike 'n Ikes anymore. And I was on a Sour Patch Kid thing but my tongue started to feel weird, so I think I need to rethink that, too. Maybe I'll go back to Swedish Fish? Or Dots?

#14 & #19, let me guess... you're a couple of little white boys with teeny weeny penises, aren't you?? And you probably drive large automobiles with at least one sticker promoting your willfull ignorance? I'm right, aren't I?? AREN'T I???

47 - you're right, child molesters are also funny

49--they are.....John Wayne Gacy was a clown! The kids LOVED him! You can't get much funnier than a clown.....except if you're Pee Wee Herman--who was a fucking riot!

chill out, oh enlightened one.

Need I say it, this "cindy" character is some kind of commie sympathizer, she's a threat to free fucking speech and America, she should be dealt with in no uncertain terms.

I have a message for you "cindy": take your islamofascis/commie propaganda and burn in hell with your buddy Stalin.

that's all I have to say

*willful

Pixie Stix are good. Try snorting a line of that while your boss goes by. The look on his face will be priceless.

#33 - I LOVE IT! Props are allowed!!

"black male versus female violence isn't funny".....unless you're talking about any episode of The Jeffersons where George and that fucking maid Florence always stirred it up. That shit was funny.

Jrz - For some reason I have to stay away from SweetTarts and Spree because I'll eat as many as are put in front of me. Boxes at a fucking time. Plus, and this is a big one, no licorice flavor there! It just sucks going to a meeting with purple tinted teeth... those gummi candies get stuck in my teeth and are easily seen by any one I talk to, but never by me.

53--I knew a kid in sixth grade who snorted Pop Rocks on a dare. We all got detention for a week.

Rich--I'd like to eat, like, 5 movie sized boxes of Jujys and a pack of Oreos then go to my teeth-cleaning appointment to fuck with the dental hygenist.

jrzmommy, can't you hear your teeth crying???

59--Nope--I silence their cries with FunDip!

Regarding my comment in post #47--let me rephrase why I don't like Mike 'n Ikes... I hereby give up Mike 'N Ikes to protest two of the biggest woman beaters ever known to mankind.....Mike Tyson and Ike Turner. I will never eat another Mike or Ike again.

#48 No you aren't right. You obviously know shit about absolutely nothing. Bigger than anything you can get, whore.

.....note to self, add James' Saltwater Taffy to list of taboo candies named after men who are mean to women..........

of course everybody's entitled to whatever sense of humor they wish to express. that said, jokes reflect on the teller, and these jokes are ugly.

morgan, and you are also entitled to be the humorless buzzkill pain in the ass that you are. if you don't like us then leave. no one is forcing you to stay.

Morgan--you got it all wrong! My sense of humor isn't ugly.....THIS is ugly.......http://www.wikitruth.info/images/thumb/f/f4/Brian_Peppers_pic.JPG/200px-Brian_Peppers_pic.JPG

(ya'll know what this is, don't you?)

#65 - Actually that's not true, some IS forcing her to stay... I have Morgan duct taped to a chair in my basement... and although she hasn't showered in days, believe me she's quite a fucking looker.

Fun Dip is the shit. Apparently eating a couple of Mentos after chugging a 2 Liter Coke will make you explode. Who knew?

here this works better.
http://static.flickr.com/8/10180188_b56ef7d76b.jpg

rich--why don't you give morgan some mentos and coke.

I'm having trouble following today; my son is throwing balls with notes attached, at my staff. I have to moderate a real fight now. Between receptionist and ten year old. Hmmmmmmmmm. Wonder if they'll go twelve rounds.

This is one of the lamest ideas his crew has come up with. As a kick boxer myself, it is no mystery that women do not have the upper body strength that men do (especially when they are 70 lbs heavier) and when you are up against one in a fight, you have to use techniques that will take them down quickly.

Going head to head with one in a boxing ring, following rules and for a long period of time would be ridiculous.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

jrz- stop doing that. I nearly fell out of my chair again.

Commish--show that to your kid and tell him that's gonna be his new babysitter if he can't behave at the office.

I'll tell him Brian will "molester" him.

Receptionist, 2, ten year-old, 0.

how can i leave? where else would i find a mom who thinks pedophilia is funny? that sense of humor is rare. thankfully.

75--you could try momswhothinkpedophiliaisfunny.com?

Pedophilia is funny. Ask Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

A made-up URL as a joke. South Park guys as moms. Who rolled back the rock at entrance to the retard cave? This site ain't what it used to be.

jrzmommy--Skittles? How about Skittles? But not if it is actually the jujyfruits that are secretly making me wet my pants everytime you post. For all you know, it's the jujyfruits that make you so fucking hilarious, and if that's the case, I will personally send you a crate of them for Christmas.

And eat the Skittles myself. And then change my Depends.

please sit down, miss tyson. there is no need to lift your skirt. we all know you have a giant vagina.

who doesn't remember your 2002 match where lennox lewis beat you like a crack ho coming up short. and just like on cops when they show up for the "domestic disturbance call", when the ref asked you what's the deal you acted like a scared bitch with nothing but praise for lewis. giant vagina.

so i'm not surprised he's trying to beat up on women now. i wish aunt esther was still with us cause she was quick to go upside the head of an old fisheyed fool. let him try to beat up on ann wolfe.

Boy, isn't Jesus a little self-righteous today?

what are all these wonderous candies you speak of?
they sound magical.
have you ever tried fruit pastilles?they are gummy and covered in a sweet/sour sugar.they rot your teeth for sure,but they also give you mouthgasms.worth it.

and James,we ALL know you have a small, teeny,tiny,penis.

now take you tweezers out of your drawer and polish of your weeny penis and leave this website,you rascist unfullfilled fuck.

jrzmommy- www.cybercandy.com

enjoy friends!

Isn't this why he originally went to prison?

http://www.celebslam.com

It teh ultimate! It teh ultimate!

Here we go again...I have to cut and paste my post to 'justme'the racist....

Why is it that when one black person does something...the ENTIRE Black race is mentioned.
DUDE.. hey..why dont i do that with White People.

Paris Hilton is a WHORE from hell...well I guess ALL white women are WHORES...

Jeffrey Dahmer was a crazy white dude who ATE people..so I GUESS I should never go to a white persons house to eat..
who else...

Ted Kaczynski the Unabombmer ... was a College professor..so I GUESS we should look at all white professors kind of sideways..

OH YEAH... CANT FORGET that crazy dude who likes to molest and KILL innocent Amish Girls.... Charles Carl Roberts IV...I guess we should just BE VERY AFRAID OF ALL WHITE MEN...

Shut up and get off your high horse...
Get over your superiority complex...ITS ONLY A COMPLEX... not a reality.

#83

Precisely. This guy has got to win the foot in mouth award of the century.

Hey have any of you noticed that ferret has not been around for a couple days, and if you try to get on his site it redirects you. You think Edna reported him?

#85, I get so sick of that shit too, and I'm a white woman. Some people need to grow up. You said what I was thinking very well--thanks.

"I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot!" - Mike Tyson

Funniest shit Tyson has ever said! Only Tyson can get away with that.

Yeah, he's not Mike Tyson anymore, he's Carnivorus Drederick Tatum

85-- In reference to the four points you made:
Point 1 -- We are.
Point 2 -- It tastes just like chicken!
Point 3 -- You should, the corduroy elbow patches on their tweed blazers look like Jesus when you look at them sideways.
Point 4 -- Only the white ones who appear out of no where and rattle chains and go BOO!

@62... Great. Just what the world needs, another racist misogynist dishing out unoriginal insults and trying to prove his dick is big. But all you're proven is you are just a big dick head.

I wonder how much shit I would get if I ended every post about every non-ethnic celeb with "fucking confederate slave owner sympathizing white bread world fucker uppers!!!"? In addition to being attacked relentlessly by the grammar police, I might have something burning outside of my home... all while I'm burning (cough, cough) something inside of my home...

Rich, We prefer Colonizers. Just plain, old colonizer. Or you could just call all white men Colonel and all white women Boss Lady.

How about Crusaders? Can I use that? I've called white women Boss Lady before, but that's usually when I'm getting dressed and ready to leave.

I hate Mike Tyson and that stupid tattoo on his face. He's an idiot. A big retarded angry idiot who rapes women and then probably eats them like he ate the famous ear.

Also, can we change "Columbus Day" to "Oppressor of My Peoples Day"? I know the Italians have a strong love for that day, but I am perfectly willing to sponsor/ suggest a Constitutional amendment giving the Italians their own national holiday if they're willing to give that one up. What would be better than a day dedicated to canolis, sausage and peppers, beautiful women, Ferrara's pastries, and France bashing?

Rich--my daughter came home from school and said that they learned that Christopher Columbus discovered the New World. So I asked her if the teacher told them that he brought measels and guns to the New World and the Indians, too. And you know what she said? "Yes." Excellent.

i will support any day that has anything to do with Fabio Cannavaro and pasta.

Jrz, I just shed a tear... you, your daughter, and her teacher fucking rock.

I guess that why Jersey's public schools kick ass and the ones in my area graduate illiterate non-athletic 20 somethings from high school... I mean, shit, it would be okay if they could at least throw a fucking football, then I wouldn't care that they couldn't read 'touchdown' when they repeated the 11th grade for the third time.

Protect your ears Ann Wolfe

Rich-

When my son told me his teacher told him the Vietnam War wasn't really a war that's why it is mentioned in a single paragraph, I rented the Robert McNamara documentary.

We watched it; he said, "Man, that's fucked up". Out of the mouth of babes.

Lyndon Johnson was a turd. A big WHITE turd.

Hey Commish--know what Mexican hookers nicknamed LBJ?? El BJ! hee hee!!

jrz-

I wish my Mexican hooker receptionist would get her big ass in here with my lunch.

JB you don't know shit. What are you some kind of faggot to dwell on male genitalia.

From the better late then never file.

http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news?slug=ap-tysonstour&prov=ap&type=lgns

ha ha....i'd like to see that...if any woman is dumb enough to step in the ring with him