Oct 3 2006Matthew McConaughey is out of his mind

First ???

Second ???

Douchebag ???

It's wierd that he's using a toothbrush and not a twig.

He prob uses that same brush to clean his asstube (IF he ever cleans his asstube, that is)...

And thanks to pinkynip for so succinctly stating how everyone feels about the 'firsties'.

SEVENTH?? EIGHTH?? SEVENTY-SECOND??

Yeah, dental hygiene is pretty boorish. Shame on him. God you people are boring.

Man, I thought I was weird cuz I usually brush my teeth while standing on my head at the post office.

Probaly just his annual cleening on his way to the vet for his checkup and shots.

I wonder if doing him now would be considered beastiality? Oh well, I'd still bang away.

Does he not do anything in private anymore? He works out in public, dates Lance Armstrong loud and proud, and transforms into the wolfman without shame. Next we'll be ogling a pic of Matt squating taking a shit on Ventura Blvd. And it won't phase us in the least!!!!

Well, I am pleasantly surprised to see that he does brush his teeeth. Now, if he would publically wash his hair, Matthew could overcome his 'dirty wolfman' image once and for all.

This guy got on at the first stop on the ol' crazy train.

Are Livestrong bracelets still in style?

the rainy season is just around the corner, pretty soon he will be able to run and shower all at the same time, he'll have a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo with him.

It's perfectly normal to drive and brush. After you've smoked a bowl for breakfast.

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So is he spitting or swallowing?

Doode has to be getting some quality shit...

Come on, he's trying to save time by brushing while driving. He's obviously busy--he didn't even have time to put a shirt on.

http://glossedover.com

This guy could be covered in dung and I'd still want to climb on top and ride him like a cowgirl. Giddy up!

Obviously he's a muti-tasker. I bet he talks on the phone while he's taking a shit, too.

Hmmm, let's see, SUV with leather interior, California summer, guy who doesn't believe in the existence of soap or usefulness deodorant; I'm guessing the perimeter smells worse than a Texas a cowpie.

14.. Is he on board with Ozzy?

I thought there was only one nature boy named Ric Flair.

He's (inadvertently) making a good point; if some magazine votes you the sexiest man, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want.

It's weird... at one point it looks like he's practicing to suck some dick!

Or maybe he just did.. hmmmm

Perhaps he could loan that brush to Mr. Yellowteeth Clooney...

I like my headline better: Matthew McConaughey is the missing link

http://www.celebslam.com

#22 - Texas cowpie? Why are you bringing the President into this?

This guy is comedy gold.
I fucking LOVE IT!
www.cooterpunch.com

@15 they are in style, if your live in boyfriend tells you if you don't wear it, he won't use K-Y

I think you are all nuts! This man is fucking hot! I love the fact that you try to mock him everyday because I get to see his sweaty, hot body. Ladies, the longer the beard the less beard burn on the inside of your thighs. I love this fucking man.

@ 20 & 33... damn right. DAMN. RIGHT.
Please keep posting pictures of this man!

Why is this guy never wearing a shirt?

@32 LOL! Brings up a good point...who takes it up the ass Matthew, Lance or do they take turns?

@36 To be honest with you I don't give a fuck, nor do I want to know. But if I had to guess, I would go with the taking turns part. Except when Lance is on his period, then it's Matthew...........LOL

I'd hit it.

He said on Oprah that he brushes his teeth alot...that he even had a tb in his car...
I love a clean hygenic man...I think it's hot. Lots of guys could take a hint from him......maybe he's got a bottle of mouthwash or a bottle of water in the car.....

maybe you two should hook up #39 maybe he can keep you in the car to pee in your mouth and so you can clean his ass with your tongue. Since the guy obviously does everything outside his house.

@20 and I'll be in line for "seconds". He can do no wrong.

Two Words:

Weed Breath

There is something about his odd behavior that turns me on. I'm not going to shave for the whole winter - my tribute to Matthew.

Next we see him clipping his toe nails with his teeth. What a sext man right there

surprised no one has said this yet, but he's most likely coked up and thats why he's brushing his teeth in the middle of the day with no water.

I'll say it again.

I'd hit it.

www.bitchaholics.com

No, that is the latest mouth vibrator. He is probably addicted to all the oral orgasms he is getting from it.

It is kinda like crack... pretty hard to give up.

I was referring the body part not the drug.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I'd hit it too... twice!

bitchaholic, your site scares me.

he's brushing his teeth while driving, bfd. Maybe he has a cup of water in the cupholder, bfd. I've seen people do a lot weirder and more dangerous shit while driving. Now if he was gulping down a bottle of JD behind the wheel, that'd be a post.

Next he'll be taking a dump while driving and wiping his ass.

I'm embarrassed that I know this, but he claims to brush with his Sonicare while in the shower.

I fucking love this guy. The fact that he just does whatever weird and random shit pops into his head is super entertaining.

That's serious fuckin' method.

aww.. how cute.. he brushes his teeth.. i guess he forget to gnaw on his milkbone this morning.. aroof aroof.. yip yip yip

I would bang his brains out. Even watching him brush his teeth turns me on...

as paris would say, that's hot. matthew, call me.

I don't understand why this is so shocking to people. If anyone said to me "Hey, guess who was caught brushing his teeth shirtless in his SUV the other day?" My immediate response, without even really thinking about it, would be "ummm...obviously it was Matthew McConaughey." He's the Homeless of Hollywood. It just makes sense.

There was a two page spread of this pic in the last edition of Who magazine, like yeah, I'll tear that one out and pin it too my wall...Who gives a rats ass.

wow, did he really have somewhere to go so quickly he couldn't do it before he left?