October 3, 2006
Matthew McConaughey is out of his mind
TMZ has video of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth in his car without water as he made his way through LA. Which is perfectly reasonable behavior for a homeless man, but a little confusing when it's Matthew McConaughey. I'm just waiting for the day he's finally arrested for clubbing a woman over the head and dragging her back to his cave by her hair. At the rate he's backwards evolving I give it until lunchtime tomorrow.
NOTE: I'm guessing Matthew McConaughey got a shot of George Clooney's corn teeth and just freaked the fuck out. "I'll never be like you, George. Never!"
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Comments
1. Posted by HollyJ on October 3, 2006 10:40 AM
First ???
2. Posted by HollyJ on October 3, 2006 10:40 AM
Second ???
3. Posted by pinky_nip on October 3, 2006 10:42 AM
Douchebag ???
4. Posted by mrs.t on October 3, 2006 10:42 AM
It's wierd that he's using a toothbrush and not a twig.
5. Posted by HollyJ on October 3, 2006 10:42 AM
He prob uses that same brush to clean his asstube (IF he ever cleans his asstube, that is)...
6. Posted by mrs.t on October 3, 2006 10:43 AM
And thanks to pinkynip for so succinctly stating how everyone feels about the 'firsties'.
7. Posted by HollyJ on October 3, 2006 10:46 AM
SEVENTH?? EIGHTH?? SEVENTY-SECOND??
8. Posted by Courtney on October 3, 2006 10:47 AM
Yeah, dental hygiene is pretty boorish. Shame on him. God you people are boring.
9. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 3, 2006 10:51 AM
Man, I thought I was weird cuz I usually brush my teeth while standing on my head at the post office.
10. Posted by dragonbain on October 3, 2006 10:54 AM
Probaly just his annual cleening on his way to the vet for his checkup and shots.
11. Posted by DiabetesExplosion on October 3, 2006 10:58 AM
I wonder if doing him now would be considered beastiality? Oh well, I'd still bang away.
12. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on October 3, 2006 11:01 AM
Does he not do anything in private anymore? He works out in public, dates Lance Armstrong loud and proud, and transforms into the wolfman without shame. Next we'll be ogling a pic of Matt squating taking a shit on Ventura Blvd. And it won't phase us in the least!!!!
13. Posted by c on October 3, 2006 11:05 AM
Well, I am pleasantly surprised to see that he does brush his teeeth. Now, if he would publically wash his hair, Matthew could overcome his 'dirty wolfman' image once and for all.
14. Posted by RichPort on October 3, 2006 11:08 AM
This guy got on at the first stop on the ol' crazy train.
15. Posted by shell on October 3, 2006 11:10 AM
Are Livestrong bracelets still in style?
16. Posted by bigponie on October 3, 2006 11:14 AM
the rainy season is just around the corner, pretty soon he will be able to run and shower all at the same time, he'll have a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo with him.
17. Posted by Holy Candy on October 3, 2006 11:19 AM
It's perfectly normal to drive and brush. After you've smoked a bowl for breakfast.
www.HolyCandy.com
18. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 3, 2006 11:21 AM
So is he spitting or swallowing?
Doode has to be getting some quality shit...
19. Posted by Glossed Over on October 3, 2006 11:22 AM
Come on, he's trying to save time by brushing while driving. He's obviously busy--he didn't even have time to put a shirt on.
http://glossedover.com
20. Posted by PJ in PA on October 3, 2006 11:28 AM
This guy could be covered in dung and I'd still want to climb on top and ride him like a cowgirl. Giddy up!
21. Posted by commissioner on October 3, 2006 11:28 AM
Obviously he's a muti-tasker. I bet he talks on the phone while he's taking a shit, too.
22. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 3, 2006 11:30 AM
Hmmm, let's see, SUV with leather interior, California summer, guy who doesn't believe in the existence of soap or usefulness deodorant; I'm guessing the perimeter smells worse than a Texas a cowpie.
23. Posted by AmishDude on October 3, 2006 11:35 AM
14.. Is he on board with Ozzy?
24. Posted by bigponie on October 3, 2006 11:39 AM
I thought there was only one nature boy named Ric Flair.
25. Posted by Praz on October 3, 2006 11:40 AM
He's (inadvertently) making a good point; if some magazine votes you the sexiest man, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want.
26. Posted by The Juice on October 3, 2006 11:42 AM
It's weird... at one point it looks like he's practicing to suck some dick!
27. Posted by The Juice on October 3, 2006 11:43 AM
Or maybe he just did.. hmmmm
28. Posted by krisdylee on October 3, 2006 11:44 AM
Perhaps he could loan that brush to Mr. Yellowteeth Clooney...
29. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 3, 2006 12:02 PM
I like my headline better: Matthew McConaughey is the missing link
http://www.celebslam.com
30. Posted by RichPort on October 3, 2006 12:07 PM
#22 - Texas cowpie? Why are you bringing the President into this?
31. Posted by CooterPunch on October 3, 2006 12:08 PM
This guy is comedy gold.
I fucking LOVE IT!
www.cooterpunch.com
32. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 3, 2006 12:20 PM
@15 they are in style, if your live in boyfriend tells you if you don't wear it, he won't use K-Y
33. Posted by The Gilbs on October 3, 2006 12:20 PM
I think you are all nuts! This man is fucking hot! I love the fact that you try to mock him everyday because I get to see his sweaty, hot body. Ladies, the longer the beard the less beard burn on the inside of your thighs. I love this fucking man.
34. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 3, 2006 12:37 PM
@ 20 & 33... damn right. DAMN. RIGHT.
Please keep posting pictures of this man!
35. Posted by Phylth on October 3, 2006 12:56 PM
Why is this guy never wearing a shirt?
36. Posted by shell on October 3, 2006 1:38 PM
@32 LOL! Brings up a good point...who takes it up the ass Matthew, Lance or do they take turns?
37. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 3, 2006 1:43 PM
@36 To be honest with you I don't give a fuck, nor do I want to know. But if I had to guess, I would go with the taking turns part. Except when Lance is on his period, then it's Matthew...........LOL
38. Posted by 86 on October 3, 2006 2:16 PM
I'd hit it.
39. Posted by neoncountry on October 3, 2006 3:13 PM
He said on Oprah that he brushes his teeth alot...that he even had a tb in his car...
I love a clean hygenic man...I think it's hot. Lots of guys could take a hint from him......maybe he's got a bottle of mouthwash or a bottle of water in the car.....
40. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 3, 2006 4:15 PM
maybe you two should hook up #39 maybe he can keep you in the car to pee in your mouth and so you can clean his ass with your tongue. Since the guy obviously does everything outside his house.
41. Posted by Troller on October 3, 2006 6:39 PM
@20 and I'll be in line for "seconds". He can do no wrong.
42. Posted by KevinTheProdigy.com on October 3, 2006 7:11 PM
Two Words:
Weed Breath
43. Posted by CruisingForCock on October 3, 2006 7:38 PM
There is something about his odd behavior that turns me on. I'm not going to shave for the whole winter - my tribute to Matthew.
44. Posted by May on October 3, 2006 8:21 PM
Next we see him clipping his toe nails with his teeth. What a sext man right there
45. Posted by audrey on October 3, 2006 9:30 PM
surprised no one has said this yet, but he's most likely coked up and thats why he's brushing his teeth in the middle of the day with no water.
46. Posted by bitchaholic on October 3, 2006 9:31 PM
I'll say it again.
I'd hit it.
www.bitchaholics.com
47. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 3, 2006 9:52 PM
No, that is the latest mouth vibrator. He is probably addicted to all the oral orgasms he is getting from it.
It is kinda like crack... pretty hard to give up.
I was referring the body part not the drug.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
48. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 3, 2006 9:55 PM
I'd hit it too... twice!
bitchaholic, your site scares me.
49. Posted by hobieluv83 on October 3, 2006 10:08 PM
he's brushing his teeth while driving, bfd. Maybe he has a cup of water in the cupholder, bfd. I've seen people do a lot weirder and more dangerous shit while driving. Now if he was gulping down a bottle of JD behind the wheel, that'd be a post.
50. Posted by Spiratucus on October 3, 2006 11:42 PM
Next he'll be taking a dump while driving and wiping his ass.
51. Posted by zalie on October 4, 2006 12:00 AM
I'm embarrassed that I know this, but he claims to brush with his Sonicare while in the shower.
52. Posted by SalineSweaterPuppies on October 4, 2006 1:17 AM
I fucking love this guy. The fact that he just does whatever weird and random shit pops into his head is super entertaining.
53. Posted by Nortcliff on October 4, 2006 5:19 PM
That's serious fuckin' method.
54. Posted by dupababy on October 4, 2006 5:33 PM
aww.. how cute.. he brushes his teeth.. i guess he forget to gnaw on his milkbone this morning.. aroof aroof.. yip yip yip
55. Posted by Maegan sweetie on October 5, 2006 7:57 AM
I would bang his brains out. Even watching him brush his teeth turns me on...
56. Posted by Mya on October 5, 2006 10:47 AM
as paris would say, that's hot. matthew, call me.
57. Posted by Howard on October 10, 2006 5:42 PM
I don't understand why this is so shocking to people. If anyone said to me "Hey, guess who was caught brushing his teeth shirtless in his SUV the other day?" My immediate response, without even really thinking about it, would be "ummm...obviously it was Matthew McConaughey." He's the Homeless of Hollywood. It just makes sense.
58. Posted by Slinx on October 10, 2006 7:04 PM
There was a two page spread of this pic in the last edition of Who magazine, like yeah, I'll tear that one out and pin it too my wall...Who gives a rats ass.