Oct 16 2006Madonna's adoption isn't going so great

Booo Hoo...

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I find the celebrity trend of collecting orphans from around the world, sort of like the Beanie Baby craze from the 90s.

I really hope they are doing this for the sake of the children, but I have the creepy feeling it's more of a fad.

What is very interesting, I saw an article on the Sun, that claimed this:

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/10/16/madonnas-adoption-causes-uproar/

However, after about 15 minutes, the same link that I linked, had the story changed completely and removed the quotes from the child protection services.

I wonder why that happened...

omg i can't stand madonna, bleh!

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I can just hear it now, "Well, it's too hot here and there are too many goddammed flies here and I'm not dancing around with some Zulu with a bowl in her lip anymore. Get me the fuck out of here, goddammit, LIZ! I don't care who looks after the little son of a bitch, just get me on the first Virgin Atlantic back TO LONDON!!!!!!! And goddammit, get me some ICE! JESUS!!"

Could a fire hydrant teach a child how to turn its back on Christian values? No.

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Will I get into heaven if I adopt a black baby too?

Of course the rich should get preferential treatment. What is this? Communism?

http://www.celebslam.com

Isn't this enough of Madonna on the Fish.
If I want celebrity current events, I'll turn to the Star or Enquirer.
There's a whole big world full of celebrities worth trashing.
Dig deep Mr Superfish, find one that is fresh and worth of a bashing that only the Superficial posters can give.

Finally we find a black kid that has a father and madonna wants to take him away.

i don't understand all the effort. just go to any inner city MacDonalds in the US around 11pm on the day that the welfare checks go out. there will be plenty of black toddlers you can take if you want, i don't think the 300lb moms would notice.

Hopefully MAdonna will be able to get the adoption taken care of by Oscar night. She specifically picked this child because his skin-tone coordinated well with Versace frosted bronze gown she was going to be wearing and Donatella has said that she "Does not have time to match dress colors to a different orphan darling so you need to get this one or we will go with a different concept bella.."

Damn, poor Madonna, sucks to have to think of a new dress idea this late.

it's probably for the best. little mandingo would have ended up banging unibrow lourdes in no time. why you might ask? white chicks can't resist a black stick and black men like hairy women. it's true.

Madonna is just trying to get some fame back. While I honestly believe that Angelina actually does give a shit and obviously actually takes care of and spends time with her children, the fact that Madonna just runs off because the paperwork was delayed is horrible. She is doing it only for the attention it will bring her. Makes me sick. But in the long run, I guess the kid will grow up being spoiled rotten and loved by the nannies.

The kid's dad was told that Madge is a "nice Christian lady..."

Ummm... isn't she Jewish?

and a whore?

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15280932/

Asked to comment about the delay by the BBC, Madonna replied," Time goes by - so slowly..Time goes by - so slowly," and then broke into what some observers described as epileptic twitches.

hey, she had to leave the kid behind, she needed some "me time", afterall she's madonna, she doesn't have time for that crap.

i'm sure her husbands thrilled with the new addition.

She's worried Lourdes and Rocco are gonna find out what she's bringing home before she actually gets him there.

100 million black kids without dads & madonna finds the one with a dad to adopt.
she's smart, every other weekend that kids back in africa.

she's going to adopt that onassis kid next, she's an orphan also.

Most Famous Quote from Lourdes: ahem, "He's WHAT?!"

Hmmmm, on the one hand: flies, pestilence, heat, and famine. On the other hand: mock crucifixions, a sex book, Kaballeh, and being Rich Mommy's pet du jour.

Methinks little Mongo might be better off right where he is.

man i cant wait until madonnas kids write about her after shes dead, anyone remember Christina Crawford. hahaha they could make up anything and we would believe it.

Second Most Famous Quote from Lourdes: "I'M part WHAT?!"

LMAO @ #11. Seriously, I did a spit-take.

Oh man, this post is going to go from Madge-bashing to Blonkies vs. Whiggers in about 15 seconds....

Let's get ready to rrrrrumble!!!!Let's get ready to rrrrrumble!!!!

Yohane Banda told a British newspaper he put his son David in an orphanage when he was just over one month old, fearing that he was ill with malaria, which killed his two other sons.

"I suppose deep in my heart I always imagined that when he was better, or I had got another wife, I would go and take him back," Banda told the Mail on Sunday. "I did not think anyone would want to take him away."

Come on, Madge, just send checks every month. You don't want the kid for real.

It certainly pays not to be famous. I spirited my Guats out of their muddy, third world country with no interference from do-gooders.

Is it busted up hag day on the Superficial???

it was just reported that when madanna learned of the boys father, she sent her attys to seek full child support.
the agreed upon monthly payment to madonna will be three goats & a chicken.

What I fear most is that the whole Pitt-Jolie adoption thing and Madonna is a popularity ploy instead of really caring for the children.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com/

This just in: Fags love Madonna........

Carry on.........

Aren't there enough Africans in America, Jesus Christ...

What up Stallion.

I find the headline is funnier if you scribble out a few words:

Madonna's (scribble, scribble) isn't (scribble, scribble) so great.

TCLTC

#32 - You're right Jesus was African too. Thanks for pointing that out.

hahahahahaha

no.

I don't understand why--with all the orphans in the world--she picks one with a father. To me that just stinks of trouble down the road. Fast forward a few years when poor African daddy sees his son and the rich American pop star who adopted him as his meal ticket.

#34,

Actually Jesus was Mid-eastern Jewish, most likely a Caananite. Learn some archeology or history, really, it makes insults sting more.

There's nothing wrong with adoption in my eyes. You take a child and hopefully place him/her in a home that is a more caring/supportive/loving/non-violent one that he/she was in beforehand and you get a child with a better chance at becoming less like his/her environment and more like well...something else.

Madonna has travelled to another country and sought out a child whose parents could not provide for him and taken him for herself. I would hope that knowing they didn't have the resources to raise this boy, Madge would find it within her heart to provide something for the family so that they could be reunited with each other.

and dammit woman. stay with the kid, don't send for him like luggage.

slut.

oh yeah #34: I'm pretty sure back when Jesus was walking on water and such, there wasn't a place called "Africa". Call me crazy but I doubt the continent was called that back in the day..

dumbass city dwelling atheist.

#34 - Rich, you're a dumbass city dwelling atheist? Sweet! You should wear that badge with pride and honor.

If being a dumbass city dwelling atheist means not being the stupiest mother-fucker in the room, then let me know where I sign up.

#38 - Do you also call Dinosaurs 'Jesus Horses?'

Silly Christians, tricks are for kids!

Take that 10% out of the collection plate, put it back in your pocket and go home to watch football.

awwww...that's so cute, there's a ferret dad being protective of its hopeless young. did i say hopless? i meant helpless. well, either way.

Anonymous posters amuse me.

We have a name for people like that. What is it again? Oh yeah, pussy.

thanks. mine is especially tasty. thanks again, you made my day!

I see it doesn't take much to push fucking buttons...

#37 - I'm no biblical scholar, but since you want to get all academic on me, read the bible. You'll find the description Jesus is given is that of a Black man. You can still go to medieval churches in Europe and find renditions of Black Jesus. Keep believing Michelangelo if you like; just remember that years from people will probably realize Picasso didn't really know people that looked like his paintings. Nice try, wrong guy...

#38 - First, Mr. Bible Thumper, read the above. Second, the Romans (no not the fake ones now a days you fucking idiot) referred to Africa as "Afrik" meaning literally "without cold", as Africa tends to be. Even an elementary text book will tell you the Romans predated the Christian era. Therefore, there was "a place called "Africa"" when "Jesus was walking on water and such", dumbass. I can't stop nitwits from believing idiocy, so since you're obviously not a city dweller, go back to the farm and pick my fucking dinner. Moron.

Ferret, I love Jesus horses, my fellow godless brimstone jockey.

Off topic? Fuck it, Madonna's a whore.

Rich:

Intelligent men make me hot.

now that's a classic wikipedia-cut-and-paste olympic-gymnast-stretch of a reply! lmfao!!!

Commish - for your heat, I offer my Guats, free of their normal dollar a day fee, to massage you repeatedly. To quote Monica Geller: "SEVEN, SEVEN!!!"

#46 - Some of us come from a time where we actually had to read, go to the library and study to learn. Some of us actually know stuff. Cut and paste my britannica nuts.

yeah right, lmao

Marry me, Rich Port.

#48 - Idiot, party of one? You're table's ready... no sir over here in the back by the kitchen...

#49 - You'll have to fight my wife to the death, but if you win, absofuckinglutely (if you're a hot chick, this ain't no sausage party...)

can't you do better than that? that comment was total richport

You'll have to fight my wife to the death, but if you win, she'll finally be happy

Britannica: Dick in your mouth......Brush yo teeth.........

How does it feel to get shit on by an intelligent black man, because I for one thought he made you look like an asshole but I guess you see that everytime you look in the mirror anyway. Don't fuck with the Port, you will get burned......What did we learn? LOL.............

Touche'! What kind of real, caring mother would leave the child behind? ATTENTION SEEKING PUBLICITY STUNT! Bet she wouldn't do that with one of her real kids; and you know damn well she'll favor them. He'll be the "token" kid in the family. I see therapy in his future. Or drugs and prison.

wow there's a lot of man-on-man love here...

@55

If I wasn't already very happily involved with my own sexy smart man, I'd be really thrilled to be the girl in the middle of all this "man-on-man love"

Hell, yes.

Smart guys are so fucking sexy.

simpering male bonders and the blimpkins that love them

Don't fuck with the Port how could i, obviously you're already in "the port" balls deep. i wish you two the best, you're very brave and clearly in love.

#58 - Wow, where to start... uuhhh ok. “I have an extremely large Johnson” is a reason to say "that comment was total richport". And of course unmistakable fact. The ol’ cut and paste seems to be the best tool in your paltry arsenal. If you trust wikipedia (which of course can even be edited by morons like you), be my guest. I love how Christian sensitivities can be easily offended by historical fact. What can I say; I guess ridicule really is the burden of genius. And fucking with Stallion... good luck with that. I don’t see how he could be “in "the port" balls deep” since my dick is apparently in your lipsticked mouth. I hope this is the first and last time I accept a tranny (not you granny) as a real chick and not some Lohan-like pustule in tights with shriveled up raisin balls. Now let the adults play and kindly take this opportunity to shut the fuck up. Many thanks.

rich, when you said Jesus was described as a black man, I had many funny images come into my mind........one that involved a remarkabely large gold crucifix on a thick gold chain and pinky rings.

Jrz - HA!!! And so it was written...

Jesus is usually the same way you described, just Puerto Rican.

Rich--The Spanish Jesus has a donkey that sits realllllly low to the ground. hee hee

wrong port, that's why you can't see him. but nice reply, i was having difficulty getting to sleep, thanks!

And hydrolics, with a naked breasty angel woman airbrushed on it...

It took me a while to realize that 'burritos' were literally 'little donkeys'. That and the fact that they are cylindrical in shape has made me forego burritos forever. After all, eating donkey dicks is just for people like britannica.

Britannica is Spanish for donkey schlong, I think. I may be wrong, though, mi español no es muy bueno.

an intelligent black man lmao. they owe you some change from all that tuition (as if). your name's still Toby.

I'm actually more than just Black, but thanks.

And my name is actually an acronym:

TMWFYW: The Man Who's Fucking Your Woman

britannica is just looking for attention and desperately trying to be funny. It's just an example of people who are too pussy to post under their normal name picking a temporary name to come at people much better. Grow some balls cupcake.

Don't they know who you ARE, Rich? Rich Port?? Hello, people!!!........the wealthy Portugese Woman-Fucking Tycoon from Lisbon! Geesh!

Hee hee... you said Lisbon, which sounds a lot Lesbian, which, oddly makes me chuckle.

more than just Black

don't get defensive, Toby, being just Black is nothing to be ashamed of

#70 - Toby? Lame, just like the name britannica. Stop being a pussy and post under your normal name. Bitch.

temper, temper. don't start yelling at the screen, it's not a movie theater.

Like I said, you're just a bitch. Carry on.

so just a few pops and you're out, betcha wifey's all too familiar with that. it was fun, i'll miss you. smooch

britannica -- named after a great big barge -- sounds a lot like that chick last week or the week before...the one who showed the pictures of herself and said she was going to tell our bosses on all of us......dammit, what was her name?

Damn, I forgot to come back to this post to see what bitchtannica had to say. I see it would have been a waste of time anyway.

Jrz- RNR is who you're talking about...

Toby-That's the best you could come up with, what a fucking loser.......

Folks, what we have here is an idiot who normally posts under one name, but has decided to be a little bitch and post under an alias to unfunnily come at me (yea, I made up a word. Fuck it). I really must have touched a nerve for it to remain anonymous. But as you said Stallion, a fucking waste of time. It reminds me of the whole "I know you are but what am I" shit with damnYELL. Boring. britannica, you can remember me as TMWFYW and your woman can remember me as Sir Long Strong Dong. And I'll remember you as the bitch who hid.

rich, you sound a little worked up. relax, it's not worth it.

This Britannica douchetard is just another example of why I hate Christians. Carry on with making him look even MORE foolish, good job to you all :) The fights are the BEST comments to read, they're always entertaining.

Jrz - After 5PM...? Hmmmm... It's like the Chinese lady who has the Black baby and names him Sum Tin Wong...

I never get worked up, I have fun with this. I just like to remind bitches that they're bitches just in case they forget. Thumping my chest makes my wife horny, so I think I'll thump a bit longer before I nail her so hard she calls out sick tomorrow.

And just in case anyone has forgotten, TCLTC.

She's lucky. My own boss is a TOOL. I have plenty of mornings when I wake up depressed and nauseous but I never get to call out sick.

7, #10 #11 $36, gosh do you know how ignorant you sound? What does it matter what color the baby is? He's adopted. Its a good thing, if she can provide him a better home. What's wrong with that? Why should color play into it at all? Think before you type please, for once. Thanks.

yeah, well, i'm sure the baby'd be better off with her anyways