Oct 19 2006Madonna really sucks at adopting

Good old Madge putting the DOUCHE back in douchebag.

I'm pretty sure I could take her... She's short, old and so egotistical, she'd never see my foot being aimed right at her cooch.

dang i actually made it in the top 50 comments. I still say that when madonna dies her kids will write about how much of a nut she was and it will blow our minds. this kid will prolly grow up, take all her money and return home. they will make a broadway play out of it, making madonna an even bigger gay icon.

I word I reserve for special people...

She's a cunt.

5th!!!!!!

Hope I live long enough to see that fucked up kid on these pages as a drugged up club hopping teen who is fucking Paris Hilton!!!

5! if i was that little dude i would be stoked. i bet madonna has heaps more money than even the richest jerk in his village!

and 6 too!

#2

I'd put my money on ya.

Madonna really sucks... period.

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AmberDextrose, perhaps you'd care to comment on this one, seeing as how the rest of us are all judgemental of Madonna and all. This might be why...

this kid will be having some high quality trim when he gets older. those chicks will smell like chanel and won't be covered with flies. definite upgrade.

At first I thought she had an arm-band...

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Maybe the little Malawian coon orphans can rip the pages out of her book and play basketball with them.

hopefull they was copys of her sex book. heaps of gash in it i hear.

Where's the nanny? Who will take care of the child?

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I hope she has an adoption drive at her next show, meaning I hope she brings some kids from various banana republics (in middle Europe please) for the audience to bid on. That'll be worth a $400 ticket in the nosebleed section. From a racial standpoint, I'd just like to know what it would be like to be on the bidding side of the equation for once. Actually forget it... I don't want to have to teach them how to whistle when they bring my food back from the kitchen (which of course prevents them from eating it on the way over to my mohagoney dining set with the gold leaf detailing). I need to replace my Guats before they start to unionize.

@13--they don't take kindly to racists here, I believe the PC term is "niglet".

They like dancing around a good fire right?
What's better then a book written by Madonna........

Hey Rich just curious, why Guats? Why not Salvis....to me they lower on the totem pole (and it has nothing to do with the fact that I am of Mayan decent)

...none of you get it - she is merely setting an example to the rest of the loonies of super-stardom that ripping a kid from his impoverished, still living family (and calling it an orphan!) is ok... good for david though, he has hit the jackpot -- unless she is planning on making him her personal servant when he grows up...

Thank you #17, niglet is one of my most favorite words on the planet. How can you not laugh at that term? Oh wait, if you're a tree hugging, dirt fucking, communist, hippie, politically correct liberal fuckstick you might get offended. but those people never have fun so who gives a feck?

niglet

The books were promptly employed as toilet paper, then used as spackle for the Malawi's shit brick houses.

You all are ignorant about how to treat an adoptive child when you have your own biological child at home. And that is, you have to treat them both equally and not dote on either one more than the other. Thus, Madonna is appropriately ignoring all her children equally. Get a clue people.

High Tea @ the Ciccone's:

Lourdes! Ese! Come and eat chur Juevos Rancheros!

Rocco: Come and eat your bleetin' biscuits with clotted cream.

David: The wild boar's head is practically cracked off the carcas. Now get your naked arse to dinner Boiiii!

Madonna is as good at adopting a child as she is acting in a movie!

Hold it a second there #24 you need to re-write David:

should read: matamba motumbo KALANGA toc toc!!

She should have just given everyone a piece of red string. It would have been more useful than a damn book.

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Funny Funny #23

... probably true too!

13,16,17,21- lol. This site is hilarious! Look at the baby's skin color! I would wish for him to burn in hell, but it looks like someone already burned him on earth! "Excuse me Madonna, how would you like your niglet today?"
-"Why I'll have it burnt to a crisp, and lacking any form of human intelligence, thank you."

You are partially right Scott except she was looking for minimal intelligence, for total lack of intelligence she would've had to adopt an American child from either West Virginia or any of our red states.

29 - This site WAS pretty funny. Now no one is even managing so much as a smile after your post. Run along.

Scott went over that line...

scott...are you from west virginia?

OKAY everyone, it was a joke, I'm extremely liberal but sometimes my jokes cross the line. I meant no offfense, just a joke.

Meh, no worries, Scott. To make amends, come over here and eat my pussy.

Fuck you liberal scum; Madonna will burn in hell for the wicked life she's lived, and her little baby too

joke
n 1: a humorous anecdote or remark [syn: gag, laugh, jest,
jape, yak, wheeze]
2: activity characterized by good humor [syn: jest, jocularity]

Thanks krisdylee, that made it all better. Ill send you your check next month.

#19 - The Guats came knocking first... those crazy little fuckers love to work (then spend their checks on Negro Modelo and the local strip joint). I'd prefer some of those big nosed ugly eastern European former communist bloc white fucks, but they were too busy blowing up each other's kids over a molehill in Serbia. Do you believe that shit? A fucking molehill. Plus, being about 6 apples tall each, it's funy to watch Guats balance on each other's shoulders to paint the ceiling. Those Slavic fucks are just too fucking tall.

#35 - HA!!!

I agree with everything and I used to be a fan..like who hits the gym the same day you bring or sorry the nanny brings home a new baby??It's sad and the baby is probably better of with his real dad.

What a stupid fuckin bitch,fall off the face of the earth already damn it

Scott, dude, grow a pair and don't ever apologize to anyone on this site, even if you are kidding. Do as you please & go with it, it makes things more interesting. By giving into the libtard state you're just being like every other dumb american.

#10 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah don't make me eat it! How was I to know that the evil cross-wearing bitch would turn around and spit on my defence of her child-buying PR exercise!

I can only apologise for having a damp Thursday and it's not even my period. It won't happen again, I swear. Shit. Fuck. Cuntyhook. Gizz. See, I'm fine now.

Lindsay's lips look lovely, you meanies. Oh shit. I'm there again. Hit me. Hit me. Harder. Make it burn.... Where's Edna when you need her?

Ok, first of all, just because the baby has a father doesn't mean that the father is able to take care of him.

Two, even for a celebrity gossip blog, for which I have extremely low expectations, I cannot believe the level of hatred and racism these comments have reached. It just astounds me that people can hate someone they don't even know with that kind of venom.

Ya know, I like to make fun of celebrities just as much as the next person, but we should really draw the line at racist remarks directed towards an infant... pick on someone your own size instead of matching intelligence

Yours Truly,
Just another bleeding heart liberal

Yea I enjoy making fun a little too..... but my gawd...

are the morons from that church in Kansas that protest funerals working this site now?

Very evil, very mean.....

Dear Bleeding Heart:

Little Black Sambo can't read; he doesn't give a rat's ass what is written here.

Commish

#43 You are forgiven. I too have those freaky moments where K-Fag suddenly looks attractive or I feel Paris Hilton is undervalued. I can only blame them on hormonal imbalance due to lack of sex and I call my husband to come home and fuck me. It works most of the time.

while i am generally annoyed at how she did it, the fact that this kid had a father doesnt mean a thing, mostly because the father GAVE this child to the orphanage. still though, the whole thing is weird.

also, i just want to mention that colleen sounds like sarah jean.

i suspect that the future trend will be down syndrome babies. they even have their own doll line.

http://www.downsyndromedolls.com/thedolls.html

Oh. I see. Thank you for clearing all that up for me. As long as you dont call me a mexican.

#50...I think you might be right there, although I can't imagine how she would have the time to hang around here seeing as how she's writing a riveting expose on the return of Parachute pants and Members Only jackets and how they go FABULOUSLY with high heels.

#50 and #53 - Nope, sorry, I'm not Sarah Jean. I'm just a regular reader who felt like chiming in. Sorry if there's any confusion.

Nipsy-

They all have the same Paris-like expression. Mouth agape, tongue hanging out.

Maybe she's raising him to bang when she gets older. He'll be brought up to have no idea that eighty-year-old whores are ugly. Adoption: it's like raising your own veal.

Also, giving signed books to starving Africans is just like that Marie Antoinette "let them eat cake" myth.

Evil hell hag.

What a bitch. I see Mommie Dearest II in about 25 years.

Does she have a display shelf for this kid or what? "Just put the kid on the pedestal, his first viewing is in an hour."

And I'm SO glad someone else has finally said something about that ridiculous idea to hand out her fucking book. I'm pretty sure they'd rather have a bag of rice or something that's actually useful, you dumb bitch. Ugh.

And I really wish people would relax about the comments made here. Its a fucking internet board.

Madonna is a medieval Italian term for a noble or otherwise important woman and apparently she believes she is enough to adopt a child with a father while there are starving children right here in America.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Ther's only one reason Madonna kidnapped this child. Stem cells baby. bitch is going to live to be 150 now, just watch.

#59, As Don Imus said just this morning, it's not as good a photo-op picking up a kid from east St. Louis as it is picking it up in Africa.

I don't know how these celebs sleep at night knowing how positiviely wretched they all are.

Biatcho - You like the Mets AND Imus? My wife better look out...

@45 Amen! Mental midgets abound when they target an infant with racist remarks. They don't call it ignorance for nothing.

I guess Madonna has adopted because she's not as likely to get criticized for ignoring someone else's kids. And I guess when African babies go out of style, she can send him back to his dad with one of her books. Maybe she'll use one of her children's books. They certainly make for better diapers than for intelligent children's literature.

She's a freaking "has been" COW!!! She could have adopted a "true blue AIDS orphan"...but nahhhhhh! She rips the cute lil boy away from his Dad!!! If she wanted to really help the lil tyke out, she could have just dropped $100K (some "petty cash") into a "trust fund" for David's future...leaving his Dad able to raise him/give him a good life. I HATE HER!!! I hope her tits fall to the ground and KARMA kicks her fair up her ancient ole useless Kaballah arse!!! agggghhhhhhhhh
She makes me wanna vomit!

Actually in the old bitch's defence (sorry, I'm back to that again), could she actually adopt in the US, seeing as she's livin in the UK?

And the UK adoption process is hell - worse than living on a reality show - and they hate old people (ie anyone over 35) adopting.

Then again this is Madonna, so the whole exercise is warped but I'll shut up now.

@ 13 months of age, this little boy has been ripped from his Father!! He is NOT an orphan. Madonna sadly knows the absolute hell of losing a parent as a child...now this little boy has lost BOTH his parents. I don't get it. And sure....David WILL forget his Dad and Africa, but why should he?

Yo, did she show up in Malawi prepared with baby wife-beater and Federline-ish jeans for this kid?

lol, 'delivered'.....what does she think it is, a pizza?

Madonna is queen of the cunts. I can hate her if I want to and do with much venom thanks. She makes me want to vomit. To hear that she handed out books to those people...Christ..that is beyond tacky. They don't give a crap...you media whore.
I wish Kathy Griffin would stuff a pineapple up Madonna's peesh.