Oct 31 2006Madonna protects her kid with string

GTLTC First

He is really a cutie

I guess I'm just impressed that she's carrying him herself. But didn't the kid's dad indicate that he was told little David would be brought up Christian? And already with the stupid red string...

Hmm..why's she getting angry glances? -.- must be a racial thing. People sickin me.

What kind of accessory should I get.. A new watch or a jigaboo?

Oh and btw..I really doubt she's getting angry glances because she put a freakin string around his arm. Why do people have to be so uptight about religion. Jesus tap dancing christ.

Since all black babies look the same, Madonna tied a red string around the kid's wrist so the nanny picks up the right negro from daycare.

Red string doesn't work nearly as well as a pizza box. Just ask Lindsay.

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Is he on probation yet?

I see that Rocco has been demoted to the babysitter.

So this kid is going to be raised as a whitey. K-Earl wants to be black so bad we invented the term blonkey just for him.

But what to call a black kid who acts white?

Blitey?

Nitey?

Blaucasian?

Wigaboo?

I'm stumped.

#5 - A new sense of humor would be the best accessory you could get. That or a taste for gunpowder and lit matches.

Why oh why is Madge perpetuating the stereotype already? She's got him dressed like a little homie and managed to match nis crispy Nikes to his red string. Everytime I see that string I think used tampon. And I abhor things that make me think of used tampons. A nice fat Jesus piece at the end of a rope chain would complete this sad, sad look.

#11 - Blitey and Wigaboo... ha!!!

Porch Blonkey?

How can you hate Madonna for adopting this kid....he so damn cute! And I don't even like kids, just ask mine!

I don't think people are staring at her because she is racist or because they care about that ridiculous string bracelet. They are staring b/c she is crazy-cuckoo and should have hung up her hat about five years ago. Also, even if Madonna was subjected to ridicule by people intolerant of her religious beliefs, so what? She created an image that scoffs at dogmatic religion, and look at her now. Pot... kettle... black...

He is so cute. I want a niglet too.

A red string to ward off dirty looks? Hello, are we 15? what do pink strings do? And how about the purple ones? so fucking gay.

#11 Jim, ask michael jackson.
from the 15th to 18th centuries, the catholics used to convert the impoverished. It didn't go over real well back then.

'Atta girl, Madge. Your kid is never too young to start brainwashing.

#5 justme - A white supremist piece of shit posted "once" a while back on a "black" thread and left his calling card.

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We feel you should go there and comment on his site... and stay there!

There's a line between joking about blacks and meaning what you say, and you mean what you say.

She needs a string to ward off greasy dark roots is what the bitch needs.

He looks just like the negroid Cabbage Patch Kid my Dad "accidentally" bought me for Xmas '85... except David doesn't seem to have the Mr. T fauxhawk my little niglet had.

11 -- How about Afrowhitey. It's perfect.

Stupid madonna i am sick of her in her baby

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Settle down #20. Just like Madonna, when my great-great grandpappy used to bring blacks over from Africa, he also tied a rope around them. It just wasn't around the arm.

Hmmm.......No wedding ring. Who's going to be the first publication that jumps all over that?

Know what's funny? When Angelina Jolie was growing up she probably imitated (and wanted) Madonna.

But NOW, Madonna is imitating (and probably wants) Angelina Jolie. SIIICK!!

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Hey, y'all, here's a riddle:

Q: What's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead African babies?

A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

My neighborhood civic association banned storing black babies in the garage. And parking on the street. We can't park on the street either.

#28

Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

Doesn't this technically maker her insane?

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Yeah, I know how it is. There's still so much segregation in the South. I'm pretty sure I'm in violation of the White-Only dead babies mandate.

I seem to have stumbled upon some sort of racist thing here. I'll excuse myself, but I just have to say....I'm not sure I care about the Madonna adoption 'thing' at all!! The only thing more boring would be pictures of Angelina holding a new orphan.

She needs to pick something else to be for Halloween, pretending to be a Zoo keeper is just not funny......

He's a baby, therefore he's cute!

Oh crap.. the kabbalah. When are we all going to embrace the 21st century and shitcan all this medieval religious tomfoolery... and why is it that women always invariably eat up every metaphysical bit of lunacy they come across with a spoon?

Spudboy - be careful what you say or I will turn you into a newt!

You do have to give her props for her thriftiness. String is a lot less expensive than hourly paid security guards. And string doesn't eat as much or gossip to the tabloids or wear your underwear.

Yeah, Commish, but string also can't do you seven ways from Sunday when you're pissed at your spousal unit....so there are a few drawbacks.

Perfect example:

#4 - A racist fuck!

#25 - A funny fuck!

Geez, racial slurs, attacks on Judaism, when are we all going to accept our differences?

I think it is great that Madonna is raising him as her son. The fact that an unmarried, Jewish woman can adopt a black child and raise him as her own makes me happy that we live in such a diverse world.

I don't know what the problem is with the string. We all have hollistic remedies for certain ailments and conditions. In fact, my force field has yet to let me down.

@40 - That blew that all to hell.

#4 is now #5

@41:

I don't think she is officially Jewish. And she's married to Guy Ritchie, isn't she?

41--But she is married. Remember Guy Richie, Mr. Madonna Cicconne? British fella.....Rocco's dad......."Snatch"? Anything?

@40- Do you have that backwards?

#46 - Now that I look at it... maybe I do?

Look how tight she has that tied on the poor baby!! I also wonder how much she had to pay her Kabbala cult leader for their newest little follower.

And as an Irish/Italian/English Catholic girl, she really fucking pisses me off. No one cares what odd cult she wishes to join, but why does she have to crucify herself and stuff??? And why do people accept it?? Remember that bald lady that ripped up a pic of the Pope and everyone was pissed. Robert DeNiro wanted to kick her ass.

Thanks a lot, you have all turned me into a political nutcase too. Hope your happy. Except I am still smoking hot and obviously have a good self-esteem.

#44 - sshhh! don't tell Madonna any of that. She might be listening.

jrz- I'm pissed at my spousal unit who knocked over a four thousand dollar mailbox last night.

commish: what mailbox costs $4K? And what the fuck did he knock it over for? Well....I think the only advice I can give to you is to go get a cute intern who wants to remain on an upward career trajectory to give you a little therapy.

jrz- those fancy ones in the suburbs that have lights, glass blocks and planters. Just hope some fucker doesn't pick up a brick to toss through a window before I get home.

The post office called wanting to know where to put the mail and and I said, "stick it in Mr. Commish's slot". Of course, they'd have to pull my foot out of it first.

Yeah, God forbid someone might stare at Madonna. Didn't she spend the first thirty years of her career crying out to be worshipped, and now that she's fallen into the non-singing, non-acting, baby-stealing portion of her career, she wants to do a 180.

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i love that picture
she... looking so
in charge
protective
he... looking so inquisitive
safe
aware
safe

you have to admit
its a great picture

thanks babe
and you son...
look forward to a great life

[so what was their pointchunky thighs?

oops what a giveaway

Let's see a life as a kidnapped child-soldier in some African shithole or a life as an accessory to the most self- centred slut in the universe.

kid's fucked either way. I hope one day he strangles her with that fucking string.

Amazing, each of the kids have their own nanny and are walking several steps away from Madonna. The paid for one is being held by her but, she wants to keep the evil looks away from him....hmmm
Hes adorable though.

you know, my mom used to tie a red string around my wrist every time we went to disneyland.
ah, yes, a helium mickey mouse balloon always kept me safe from the evil eye.

stupid woman.

I wonder what slave name Madonna has given him.

"You. You will be Oombata Mutombo Estevez III."

"Yes massa."

*whip*

That kid has a look of desperation ,note clenched fist. Hope he goes Tyson on her ass one day.

I wonder if Madonna's going to adopt an African/Urban accent to appease her newest purchase...

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#59 i get the feeling that he might just go [for the good of mankind]"tyson" on many people one day

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...inspirational [sparkle] :)
loved the scene with the kids :))
hey babes

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#61 politically not physically

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Q: What's the difference between a negro and a bag of crap?

A: The bag

boy, she's not wasting time on brainwashing the child, is she?

Why is Madonna so damn friggin' annoying lately. I mean seriously.. i don't care about her anymore.. or her stupid adoption.

You know she lied to that poor African guy, because if she said, "Oh no, he'll be raised in my creepy money-hungry cult" he might not have handed him over.

And she's already got the kid wearing her absurd little red string, and dressed like a "homie." I bet she wants him to rap too.

I guess she's holding her new accessory for the moment, since people are pissed at her. But soon he'll be trotting seven paces back, with the nannies and her other kids.

And if Mad Madge wants to fend off nasty looks, maybe she should act like a human being for once, and not buy babies just to make herself look like a person worth attention.

Oh, and nobody would give a damn about Mad Madge's beliefs, if she would shut up. But she jams them in people's faces as often as possible, and preaches religious tolerance as she pisses off other religions. Nobody likes a hypocrite -- and a preachy one is the worst kind.

Am I the only one wondering with the interviews and photos. .where is Mr. Madonna? Guy Ritchie?

Wow..Richport (and other racist posters)..to hate Black people so much... you Sure DO like to waste your time posting about Blacks and 'studiying' them.
Are you mad because YOU dont have a life or something. What is the deal with all the racist comments. Why even waste your time? You hate black people so much, why dont you just ignore?? Remember the 'Bully' at school?? There was ALWAYS something wrong with THEM ... (mentally usuallly) thats why they always picked on people that they thought were 'less' than they were. If you learn to love yourself, you wouldnt do that. You hate yourself. Thats why you do it.

yeah, i'm sure that's gonna help the kid adjust real well

http://www.grain.hu/kabbala%20&%20madonna.htm
Madonna&Kabbala

that string looks a little bit tight...