Oct 23 2006Madonna kidnaps babies

this reeks of extortion. i mean come on. if he is illterate and gave his child to an orphage in the first place, should he really ever get the kid back? answer is a giant NO.

This faghag needs to be put down Zulu style

Silly man, the white devil will take everything you have.

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Oh, how could you Madonna!

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it was all a huge misunderstanding, imagine that. She needs to get in touch with Brangelina's PR people to figure out how to do this right.

What's the big deal? He's a black man, I'm sure he has like 13 other kids by different baby-mommas....

How many times does the Fish think we can comment on this Madonna / baby thing before our resources are tapped out.

There's a whole big celebrity world out there, find us something.

Maybe it's time you were replaced with Abby.

This should serve this idiotic bitch as reference for the future MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING KID, or make sure you take one sans-parents.

Or, kill the parents, then adopt.

((he had expected Madonna to raise David for him but not keep him as her own))

Uh, what? RAISE him FOR me, but give him back when he's 18 so that we can have a literate farmer, kthnx.

Yeah, right. I think the guy's a moron. I'm sure someone explained it to him. I refuse to believe that he's JUST NOW finding out what 'adoption' means. Please.

Nice roots Madonna.

And I'm not talking about the TV epic.

I'm moving right into Madonna's castle this weekend. Yea I know someone lives there and yes I know they don't wanna give it up permanently, but maybe I'll just stay until I can clean that fishy smell out of it. That should take a good decade, decade and a half. Then I'll take all of those different color kids she's hiding in the dungeon, to make a pathcwork kid leather trench coat, and instruct them to urinate on her rose bushes. Then I'll sell her fucking horses to a glue factory. Then, I'll plead ignorance and just smuggle the whole fucking castle to the US. Riiiiiight after I put down this spliff...

Isn't it bad for women to have babies after the age of 40? It's possibly worse to adopt a kid when you're fucking 50 & an AIDS infested cumbucket. This kid will be an orphan again by the time he's in junior high because she'll be dead within 10 years and you know damn well Guy Ritchie wants no part of this kid once she's 6 feet under.
I hope this watches Amityville Horor when he's like 9 and TOTALLY gets it.

meant to type "hope this coon watches Amityville Horror..."

she is getting more and more creepy by the day , if she put that hood up she would look the the unibomber.

I hope she saved the receipt

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I blogged about this last night already, saying, yeah, we told you so on the Fish! Don't adopt babies that have living parents, you stupid rich bitch!

Madonna is ridiculous but now that she has the baby I HIGHLY doubt that she will ever give him back. She will just have to funnel money to this Dad (If you could call him that)and send someone down to Africa to beat the shit out of him to shut him up. Ah... the only joy in this is that Madge is uncomfortable and has deal with this "unpleasantness".

Hey, Richport and Itallion Stallion- I love men that are just a little trashy, you know pull my hair and talk dirty.mmmmmm...

Wow, since this story broke worldwide yesterday a.m., I was sure it would be the first thing posted today. But, no, instead I have to have my eyes burned out by the sight of Nicole Richie's gross undergarments first.

...and the soap opera continues...

The father must have been an African't read.....

Madonna is definatly a kidnapper. I feel badly for Yohane Banda.

I'm glad sites such as this one are up, goes to show that NO celebrity is perfect. They either kidnap babies, or diss on jews.

She's keeping the baby forever, never ever giving him back to his bological father.

#1---madonna deserves to be extorted. she's an complete idiot who rides shot gun on the short bus. she's worth nearly $300 million and still has her roots showing.

why adopt a child who has a living parent? doesn't she watch the lifetime network? the parent always wants to change their mind or stay in touch. fucking idiot. she can't do anything like anybody else. why not adopt a REAL ORPHAN? no, that's passe.

i hope this kid grows up and knocks up her precious lourdes. when she has a little grandkid named mandingo, then she'll be sorry for hatching this plot.

Those still defending this media whore supreme please stop. If she met you in public do you even think she would acknowledge your existence? She was, is, and always will be a scandal-baiting piece of shit. That's the only way she stays in the public eye. If Cyndi Lauper would've danced in front of burning crosses, came out in a soft core porno "book" that even intimated bestiality, and made obnoxious and crass statements everytime a microphone was put in front of her we'd still be talking about her. Madonna is everything that's wrong with pop culture. It's trash over substance, shock over talent. I hope they put some kind of African witch doctor curse on her ass, or hire a pygmy contract killer to shoot her with a blow dart right to the tit.

15 years ago she would have adopted the father to use as a sex toy.

@17 I like chicks that no how to spell Italian correctly, way to ruin what could have been.............

Know*........Maybe we are a good match, I can't spell either.........

Shit I hate bad spelling too- so sorry Sweetie

I want the Malawi to do a cartoonish cannibal native thing, like throw her in a giant black cooking pot over a roaring fire and dance around her in grass tutus, chanting and banging their spears while they wait impatiently for her to roast to delicious perfection. Hah! Pretentious ho-bags go nicely with a good chianti!

I think it is funny how Madonna is being given such a hard time on this when you have to wonder what the hell the father was thinking adoption was.

Can you imagine handing your child over to have someone pay all their expenses and give them all their love and affection and then be expected to hand them back?

And when was the father expecting his son back? When he was 18 and driving around in his BMW in LA only to return and help out dad?

I know that the father may have some cultural and educational disadvantages, but I smell a law suit coming where he tries to become a millionaire off of the rich new mommy.

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#31 - not all nations are obsessed with suing the shite out of each other...

#32 - not all nations spell or pronounce the word SHIT like it's a third world relgious belief.

belief or people? I don't even know anymore. I only like Americans.

17 PrettyBaby - Ha! Ha! Stallion sure spurned your advances didn't he!

Stallion, I read that post twice and didn't see the 2 "L's" in Italian. Good eye.

I agree with #8, except for the "killing the parents" part--that's a little creepy.

Who can't she have her own kid? What are you worried about, sagging breast? TOO LATE!

The only worry she and her hubby should have is that the kid will come out looking like Cartman from South Park!...

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I have responeded to you on my blog.

Enjoy!

FUCKO :P

When did she get Mike Tyson's nose?

Dear Madonna,

Your career is over. Go hide in a cave somewhere. Bye.

Sincerely,
The best advice ever

Dear Madonna,

Your career is over. Go hide in a cave somewhere. Bye.

Sincerely,
The best advice ever

Nice fucking dark roots, baby taker!

#35 Your next... Damn you, You've caught my eye now.

Another day of being used as a squeeze toy by my THREE male bosses. Sorry, had to vent that into cyberspace.

Don't ya think Angelina is laughing her ass off at Madonna somewhere!@ She is thinking "You stupid wannabe- know what the hell you are doing so you look like a hero not some asshole!"

P.S. jrzmommy is the most hilarious chick on this damn site- someday maybe we'll see ya spinning the one liners on some smoky stage.

And props to biatcho, sorry that is all.

@9 I agree. The man is an asshole liar.

The only way this could get uglier is if Madonna issues a statement in which she calls the father Kunta and says as a consolation she's sending him a year's supply of KFC, St. Ides and an autographed copy of "Sex."

Oh who are we kidding? Madonna hasn't done anything right since she put out The Immaculate Collection. So why would we think she would do this right?

papers? understand? signed?

this is a black guy, right? where's the mystery

kept this, you'll have to figure out the order...

someone wanted to write, but we're just going to

...maybe
...it isn't
...enough ?

one baby?

one orphanage?

who did you think you were talking to ?

[enough]

lol, he probably just wants to come with her!