October 11, 2006
Madonna did adopt and she's a liar
A Malawian has come forward and confirmed that Madonna has adopted his 1-year-old son despite denials from her rep saying otherwise.
"I am the father of David, who has been adopted," Banda, 32, told The Associated Press Tuesday. "I am very very happy because as you can see there is poverty in this village and I know he will be very well looked after in America." The child's grandmother, Asinei Mwale, said she learned about the adoption from Chipeta. "The director of the orphanage came here yesterday and told us that David has been adopted by a famous American singer," Mwale said. "I am very glad for him because having grown up as an orphan myself, I know how tough life can be."
So now it's a matter of who you want to believe: the government officials, the father of the adopted child, the grandmother of the adopted child, or Madonna's publicist Liz Rosenberg who gets paid to lie to the public for a living. This isn't even something worth lying about. It's not like she's stealing nuclear plans and smuggling them to North Korea or kicking kittens in the face.
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Comments
1. Posted by Tha-Flash on October 11, 2006 9:07 AM
FIRST? I THINK! Muahahhahahahhahah
2. Posted by Tha-Flash on October 11, 2006 9:09 AM
I don't like Madonna... Why? WTF do you mean why?
Because she's an old religious idiot with poor camel-toe.
3. Posted by Ruby on October 11, 2006 9:09 AM
What the hell is Madge doing? Wiping flies outta the kid's eyes? She's pathetic.
4. Posted by yanquichik on October 11, 2006 9:10 AM
Madonna lives in England. One would think that before giving up your child, you would actually know where he was going... if he was going...
5. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 11, 2006 9:12 AM
Please, like Americans seem to care about North Korea. Give them a reality show or tell them about Madonna and her adoption of a baby and you have their attention. That seems to be where the priorities are... so I can see why they needed to becareful, considering how 'important' it is.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
6. Posted by Raebees on October 11, 2006 9:15 AM
Good point! She's English! Duh!
7. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 11, 2006 9:17 AM
It's a Little Bow Wow video, featuring Madonna..........
8. Posted by Raebees on October 11, 2006 9:17 AM
It's the Democrats and friggin liberals that don't care about NK. Ask any Republican what they think about NK.
9. Posted by hav-a-tampa on October 11, 2006 9:17 AM
i smuggle kittens into nuclear plants all the time.
whats the big deal? it's not like i'm adopting some orphan..
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan will be next to Adopt poor Orphans from South Africa.
10. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 11, 2006 9:19 AM
She looks like she is shopping for a car in that picture.
"Oh, this one has lovely ears, what kind of mileage does it get?"
Then she gets the poor little dude home and introduces him to his sister.
"Lourdes, this is your new little brother 'Click click pop click pop click'"
"'Click click pop click pop click' this is your new sister, Lourdes."
Now mummy is going to Cannes. Tata!
11. Posted by mbarkr on October 11, 2006 9:22 AM
No, Starving Marvin... that's BAD STARVING MARVIN!
Madonna bugs.
12. Posted by griffmills on October 11, 2006 9:23 AM
I thought she lived in England ?
13. Posted by Greco on October 11, 2006 9:27 AM
Madonna is so pathetic and old. It was pitiful to watch her run around kissing beautiful young stars when lesbianism became trendy (hotBritney kissing Christina Aguilera = sexy, hotBritney kissing ancientMadonna = disgusting). Now Madonna is ripping off Angelina Jolie's schtick.
Memo to Madonna: adopting a little African kid is not going to make you young and relevant again. Also, you can't return him when it's not trendy anymore. If only Madonna had died in the early 90's, before she could ruin her own image as she has for the past fifteen years.
14. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 11, 2006 9:27 AM
"No, Starvin' Marvin, that's Lourdes's creamed corn. No, Starvin Marvin! That's a bad Starvin Marvin!"
@11 - good call! Starvin Marvin Ciccone
15. Posted by dupababy on October 11, 2006 9:31 AM
if she's so damned interesting in saving the youth of the world, we'd be better served if she'd just go rip spf2 from the arms of his dangerously incompetent parental units..
16. Posted by justme on October 11, 2006 9:39 AM
I can't wait until he rapes her daughter, kills her husband, and steals everything..
17. Posted by Alex on October 11, 2006 9:46 AM
@7
LOL! I was thinking the same thing.
18. Posted by bigponie on October 11, 2006 9:46 AM
these dumbfuck celebrities should at least adopt a child whose father is over 7' tall 300 pounds and has the speed of a gazel, that way when he grows up he can be the next fucking shaq.
19. Posted by Alex on October 11, 2006 9:48 AM
Check out this ultimate paradox video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_8kS26IiP8&mode=related&search=
20. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 11, 2006 9:51 AM
@7- Stallion
It's a whole lotta Little Bow Wows video, featuring Madonna........
P.S. I'm growing frustrated, where is she?
21. Posted by combustion8 on October 11, 2006 9:53 AM
what a lying slut whore.
22. Posted by RichPort on October 11, 2006 9:53 AM
This will be one bougie little fucker who hates Black people.
#8 - Every Republican thinks NK is Bubba's fault. In fact, they all think everything is Bubba's fault:
Nor'easter? Bubba screwed an intern!
Somalia (mid 1990s)? GOP: what a mistake! get out!
Somalia (2006)? GOP: what a mistake! why did we get out?!?!?!?
GWB's balls itch? Bubba screwed an intern!
Global warming? Bubba screwed an intern!
Madonna crucifies herself? Bubba screwed an intern!
Foley a fucking perv? BUBBA SCREWED AN INTERN!!!
I see your point...
23. Posted by Populist on October 11, 2006 10:00 AM
Caption for this photo: "Madonna grooms the next generation of Toy Boys, who will be old enough to service her as she is approacing her sixties."
24. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 11, 2006 10:04 AM
And a skank. Don't forget skank.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
25. Posted by BigJim on October 11, 2006 10:06 AM
Hey SF, you can call Madonna a lying whore, but you can't make me care.
26. Posted by jrzmommy on October 11, 2006 10:06 AM
Why did I immediately think of Pass The Dutchie by Musical Youth?
27. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 11, 2006 10:15 AM
She's trying to figure out which one has the crack and which one is the lookout........
28. Posted by jrzmommy on October 11, 2006 10:19 AM
Shoulda gotten four more and started her own basketball team in a few years.
29. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 11, 2006 10:23 AM
I told you Africa was more than just an outlet for conflict diamonds
http://www.celebslam.com
30. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 11, 2006 10:26 AM
I'm sorry my watch must be broken, but didn't slavery END a while ago?!
What is it with stars roaming through African villages like they're picking fruit at Farmer's Markets?
I know everybody there is "glad" or "very happy", but these kids are coming to a country where they're poor, they can't get a cab and WILL be shot if they look "suspicious"...
They might as well stay where they're at!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
31. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 11, 2006 10:31 AM
@30 Carlton, you're an idiot. They are coming into riches. What the fuck will they need a cab for, when they'll be taken around in limos. It's not like they came over on a boat like the wop's. Cause we no if it was like that, that boat would never make it.........
32. Posted by shell on October 11, 2006 10:34 AM
I'm confused. If this kid has a father, why was he in an orphanage?
33. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 11, 2006 10:40 AM
Cause we know*
34. Posted by jrzmommy on October 11, 2006 10:42 AM
32--He whined too damn much that's why he's in an orphanage.
35. Posted by InstantAsshat-AddFame on October 11, 2006 10:49 AM
#32--Exactly! I was wondering if anyone might notice the fact that Madonna adopted an "orphan" who happens to have a "father."
Like there aren't any orphans who need adopting because their parents are actually DEAD.
Madonna, you're a spoilt rotten used tampon with cooties.
36. Posted by jrzmommy on October 11, 2006 10:53 AM
Why adopt at all? I mean, according to Sally Struthers, you can feed one of them little fuckers for a whole year for like a buck eighty? Madonna could afford to feed the entire village.....shit, she could bus them all to some warehouse in London and get them out of harms way AND feed and clothe them if she wanted.
37. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 11, 2006 10:56 AM
I don't know guys. Madonna adopted me when I was a starving African kid, and I grew up to be a well-adjusted white I.T. guy.
So she is doing some good in this world.
38. Posted by RichPort on October 11, 2006 11:00 AM
Madonna: Hi Oombubu. Can you say clean? Cleeeeeean...? What about 'toilet brush'? Tooooooilet bruuuuush'? Miiiiiistresssss?
Oombubu:
39. Posted by scorpionprincess on October 11, 2006 11:10 AM
She found a way to have a child by yet another guy without having to divorce her current "Guy". That Madge is a smart cookie! (She had to find a way to get into the humanitarian spotlight - can't be outdone by Brangelina!)
40. Posted by LSD on October 11, 2006 11:17 AM
I don't know why people are saying shit about Madonna adopting a kid. I'm no fan of hers, but she is doing something worth while, no?
I mean, I know her adopting some mud baby isnt clit stimulating news, but just give the hag a break.
NOW, back to Paris Hilton and her crab platter...mmmm..
41. Posted by RichPort on October 11, 2006 11:21 AM
Odd. My Oombubu comments were truncated. And the little fucker had so much to click, er, I mean say...
42. Posted by ponk on October 11, 2006 11:36 AM
she's not lying - she DIDN'T adopt, she BOUGHT the kid, which is normally considered illegal.
43. Posted by ImaCracka on October 11, 2006 11:47 AM
LOL.. She lied.... think maybe the news might have picked up on it as soon as she walked around with a little black kid?
44. Posted by jrzmommy on October 11, 2006 11:53 AM
I bought a kid once, but it had a crack in its ass so I returned it.
45. Posted by PunjabPete on October 11, 2006 11:56 AM
You guys shut up about Madge!! Everyone know it is way hard to accesserize in this day and age! What else goes with black Jesus on a cross other than a black Malawian non-orphan.... You guys know shit about fashion... Shees!!
46. Posted by danielle on October 11, 2006 11:58 AM
i was waiting for one of you fucktards to say something immature about the ethnicity of the orphans and bam! there ya go...dumbass.
47. Posted by yardgraffiti on October 11, 2006 12:13 PM
ADOPT me instead.
48. Posted by commissioner on October 11, 2006 12:14 PM
#46
Ethnicity? Malawian? Are you Malawian?
Or are you referring to skin color? My Guats have very dark skin. In fact, so dark, they look like my secretary could have birthed 'em.
49. Posted by 86 on October 11, 2006 12:17 PM
Maybe mommie dearest just wants a little publicity. "No more wire hangers...everrrrrrrrrr!"
50. Posted by danielle on October 11, 2006 12:23 PM
#48. You must still be in diapers.
51. Posted by commissioner on October 11, 2006 12:26 PM
Starving Africans are this season's "black".
52. Posted by danielle on October 11, 2006 12:33 PM
So I guess this season's "white" are Trashtalking sluts?
53. Posted by jrzmommy on October 11, 2006 12:49 PM
DanYELL......mind your manners.
54. Posted by commissioner on October 11, 2006 1:23 PM
White is "out of season" after Labor Day.
Now, danielle, go pick on someone of similar intelligence. Like my fifth grader.
55. Posted by justme on October 11, 2006 1:54 PM
Negroes are so pathetic.. Their men only know rape and violence.. Their men are incompetent monkeys who can't even figure out a way to feed themselves..
It's no wonder they turn good neighborhoods into ghettos..
56. Posted by MustangLaura on October 11, 2006 2:02 PM
How is the kid an orphan if he has a dad and a grandmother and what kind of family would let their child be taken away. I have a nephew and if anyone even looks at that child wrong i turn into ninja aunt protector version 2.0
57. Posted by Lobo on October 11, 2006 2:12 PM
LOL @ Angry Ferret . . well-adjusted . . *snork*
58. Posted by sonya on October 11, 2006 2:43 PM
Ten to one she'll rename him Toby.
Or, for shits and giggles, and also to make it look like she's all about respecting his heritage, Kunte Kinte.
59. Posted by thatsmyname on October 11, 2006 3:12 PM
55 just me
funny you should say negroes are pathetic and their men only know rape and violence. what an accurate generalization that is! The other day I was watching a programme about psychopaths on Discovery Channel and would you believe every last one was a WHITE male? You don't even want to hear the kind of things those psychopaths did to people! So i guess i could generalize and say all white males are psychopathic rapists and murderers. Yes, I think that too would be an accurate generalization.
60. Posted by frenchtoaststix on October 11, 2006 3:24 PM
This reminds me of the AbFab episode where Eddy found out her daughter Saffy was having the half-black baby. "Darling, it's the Chanel of babies!"
She's only doing it to be trendy, ripping off Brangelina because she's no longer young, in-touch, relevant, etc. Stupid
61. Posted by Dory on October 11, 2006 3:54 PM
She adopted because she couldn't get pregnant again (or so I heard) she had fertility treatment but it didn't happen so she adopted. Nothing wrong with that, she's not out to save the world they just want to expand their family.
62. Posted by herbiefrog on October 11, 2006 4:15 PM
lol guys, bu t seriously
it must be tough to know how to help
if you have so much of the world's wealth
sitting in your own personal bank account
are they tax deductible?
black babies?
ok, we've even had the answer...
...only in the year that you adopt them
excuse me... what was the question?
63. Posted by RichPort on October 11, 2006 4:16 PM
#55
NEWS FLASH!!! NEWS FLASH!!!
US CIVIL WAR ENDS 141 YEARS AGO
Poll: Some Southerners still confusingly upset at outcome, fly Confederate Flag in response.
64. Posted by PunjabPete on October 11, 2006 4:22 PM
Well, if we are going with jackass generalizations... Here is mine...
Why couldn't she adopt a Chinese baby? She could have had free laundry service and a math tutor for her current children!! ZING!!
Who can beat that one!!! Come on. Try!
65. Posted by RichPort on October 11, 2006 4:30 PM
Commish - My Guats ran back after visiting your place and being told they would have to "lick the bowls clean". At first they thought they'd eat for the first time that day, but later learned the toilets were not yet to your standards. I'll sell 'em half price, honest. Interested?
Oh yeah, considering the source, take 'trashtalking slut' as a compliment. That is unless you want to "I know you are but what am I" all day with our good friend, the halfrican american queen.
66. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 11, 2006 5:00 PM
@64 How about adopting a Mexican baby. They can do your lawn, the dishes, fix your roof, and make kick ass salsa! When they go out of style, just toss them back over the fence. They tend to get back over when they grow up though.................
67. Posted by Grope For Luna on October 11, 2006 5:30 PM
#8 - Bombing a country back to the stone age doesn't constitute "caring".
I wonder if she checked his testicles like they did to the slaves back in the day.
68. Posted by sexybitch on October 11, 2006 6:20 PM
So where's Mr. Ritchie while the selection process is going on? "Oh, no, love, surprise me" - yeah, right. Since this kid's not an orphan anyway so what if he isn't gonna have 2 adoptive parents. She can kiss my Kaballah.
69. Posted by Ossie19 on October 11, 2006 10:31 PM
I always knew Madonna was a little weird but this takes the cake. This bitch needs to be stopped.
70. Posted by justme on October 12, 2006 7:47 AM
THERE GOES HER NEIGHBORHOOD..
71. Posted by vainandlovingit on October 12, 2006 9:48 AM
@10 - you re fucking hilarious hahaha i heart you
72. Posted by commissioner on October 12, 2006 10:38 AM
No way, Rich. They protested being chained in my storage building overnight. I even gave 'em newspapers to sleep on.
73. Posted by ThisSiteSucksBalls on October 12, 2006 11:00 AM
Why don't you people (yes, the people posting all day long), get jobs? I'm serious. Please post serious responses (as to why you don't get jobs instead of posting for free all day) below.
Thanks!
74. Posted by ImaniOU on October 21, 2006 7:09 AM
And after she checks his ears, she's going to check his teeth to see how old he is.
Seriously, all they are missing is the auctioning block.
And why, tell me why, are there pictures of her with these other kids and the only picture of her new son Jesus (or does she only name her daughters for religious icons and her sons for Italian thugs) is with his new nanny?
Is it just me or does anyone else think there's something funny about leaving your newly adopted baby behind while you fly back home because the paperwork means he couldn't come back with you right then? I mean any decent mother would want to stay with her child until things came through so they could go home together...
Oh crap. I forgot. A "decent" mother is the polar opposite of Madonna. And to think the Malawi government was worried about her parenting skills...