Oct 26 2006Lindsay Lohan looks unfamiliar

Lindsay Lohan showed up to the XBox "Gears of War" launch party yesterday looking a little more strung out than usual. Which is like describing water as being a little bit wetter today. And with her straight hair Lindsay is almost unrecognizable. Give her a fake mustache and monocle and she'd be the CIA's top agent. Assuming, of course, that the CIA's top agents spend their time napping and trying to find the perfect pair of shoes.
More of Lindsay Lohan looking like Demi Moore after the jump, including one of her about to give K-Fed a hug.








Reader Comments
1. MamaK - October 26, 2006 1:29 PM
Ew .... fist!
2. seyoboy - October 26, 2006 1:29 PM
They are all on drugs ,but she is looking very sexy...
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
3. Spindoc - October 26, 2006 1:31 PM
She looks the same as she always does.....like Kim Katrell's Older Sister.
4. beifiori - October 26, 2006 1:32 PM
We're not used to seeing her face, fish, hence the difference.
5. jrzmommy - October 26, 2006 1:32 PM
HEY HEY HEY HEY---IS THAT K-FUCK AND HORHAN??????
6. beifiori - October 26, 2006 1:33 PM
my guess is she blew one while giving the other a handjob aka the hohan special.
7. jrzmommy - October 26, 2006 1:33 PM
PS--Why does Horhan look like Ian Ashbury from the Cult, circa 1987??
8. MalynLaReina - October 26, 2006 1:35 PM
third!
awww... third is never an accomplishment... but someday, someday, third will be mine.
9. BarbadoSlim - October 26, 2006 1:36 PM
Look at that greasy face, that and her whack-ass body just gives me a raging soft-on for this chic.
oh, that, and all the STDs
10. MalynLaReina - October 26, 2006 1:37 PM
damn someone beat me to THIRD! THIRD!
i really can't win...
even hohan is beating me at the game of life...
i mean really getting to hug K-FEd what an honor... that's +50 points in the game of life...
*if you can't notice the sarcasm dripping from my words you should just die and give up on the game of life. right now*
11. BarbadoSlim - October 26, 2006 1:37 PM
Being third is overated, you always feel like you're two places behind.
12. jrzmommy - October 26, 2006 1:38 PM
poor soldiers.....they survive Iraq only to succumb to Toxic Crotch Gasses.
13. LilRach - October 26, 2006 1:38 PM
Loves the hair - hate everything else - what the fuck is up with her outfits lately? superficial guy that's an insult to Demi Moore - she looks more like Demi in 20 years time.
From a distance she looks hot but up close...... Ew yuck! I can't believe she is only 19!
14. hamacus - October 26, 2006 1:39 PM
Hohan to the guys in uniform...
how many shots do you guys have in those things? No...not the rifles silly!
15. Brain Embolism - October 26, 2006 1:39 PM
She looks like she did after that 4 hour sex romp we had the other week.
Call me Linds!!!
16. siren823 - October 26, 2006 1:46 PM
Obviously, she had her lips done. She is such a pretty girl. Why is she wrecking herself?
Oh, yeah. Lack of parenting, drug abuse.
17. Laurie1122 - October 26, 2006 1:47 PM
lip collagen much?
18. BarbadoSlim - October 26, 2006 1:48 PM
Hey Mommy, I think you're right that IS Earl, so I guess she bedded him at her earliest opportunity.
She's pregnant now...
19. Madrid Marriott - October 26, 2006 1:50 PM
Last photo... why the fuck is that guy wearing knee pads? I think that violates the "don't ask don't tell" policy.
And it would be easy to say that Hohan should be wearing the knee pads, but really, she doesn't need them anymore. That bitch has built up such callouses on her knees from routinely giving head and getting dog-pounded on pavement, gravel driveways, bathroom floors, etc....
20. slantingthroughdarkness - October 26, 2006 1:51 PM
Oh my God, it's happening. Lindsay's turning into Stevie Nicks.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
21. jrzmommy - October 26, 2006 1:52 PM
A Horhan/Earl child.
There's not really much left to say now. So....um..........okay....keep it real, guys....I'm gonna go take a bubble bath with my toaster now.....
22. el_princess - October 26, 2006 1:52 PM
Jesu...someone's been hitting the "sugar" jar a little hard lately.
And by "sugar" I of course mean blow.
What a crackwhore.
23. BeautifulNightmare - October 26, 2006 1:52 PM
Horhan is total *white* trash. Maybe it is good she is hanging with good ole' Earl, that way she doesn't miss home that much - the trailer park!
24. gatorbates - October 26, 2006 1:53 PM
Jeesh, her face kind of looks like the massive taco bell lava eruption I just left in the 6th floor toilet.
25. ponk - October 26, 2006 1:55 PM
lmao @ #19
i think in that last picture she's being placed under military arrest for impersonating a potato sack.
26. assfacecocknocker - October 26, 2006 1:58 PM
she looks slightly less horrible than usual.
i would slip a salty length up her.
27. Sheva - October 26, 2006 2:00 PM
It's blow-whore, dusted with blow to the max.
This chick is more tense than a two day straight meth user.
At least she's getting sensation back in her lips. That should help with fellatio.
28. SonJaSpiCe - October 26, 2006 2:00 PM
Remember how hot she was in Mean Girls? Sigh.
29. mrs.t - October 26, 2006 2:03 PM
Jrzmommy is right....She Sells Sanctuary.
30. cole007 - October 26, 2006 2:09 PM
the upper lip pout is ridiculous-looking. few can pull off "looking hot."
She sorta looks like a mid-nineties Laura Flynn Boyle in some of those pics.
the clothing IS BAD. is she competiting with Sienna on who can be the crappiest-dressed little bad-accress?
She does look extra skinny in the face from all the blow. You can see that a mile away. Snort it up, honey, you'll all run out of money eventually. And where would it have gotten you? In the archives of superfish.
31. cole007 - October 26, 2006 2:10 PM
And by the way, I forgot the most important thing - she STOLE my hair color. I got that exact color wash on August 20th. Bitch. Copycat bitch. Get your OWN hair color, Linds... and keep out of my LIFE!
32. mrs.t - October 26, 2006 2:17 PM
At the very least, she doesn't always look completely miserable like MK Olsen. How can a 23-year-old millionairess be that luke ALL the time? Is she just hungry, or are her new chinese torture booties just way too tight?
Lindsay's mom should be jailed along with her crackhead dad-that kid didn't have a fucking chance in hell to not be a coke-whore.
33. Angry Ferret Jones - October 26, 2006 2:18 PM
I am hoping that Pic #9 (which you can't see here) is a picture of those two guys pumping about 2,000 rounds of lead in to her Morticia Addams looking ass.
Honestly, she looks like Tara Reid with black hair. Maybe they'll be roomies at the Betty Ford clinic one day.
34. frenchtoaststix - October 26, 2006 2:23 PM
She looks like she ate a pork chop with her hands tied behind her back.
35. Angry Ferret Jones - October 26, 2006 2:24 PM
Hey, what do you know? BLOGSPOT is down - AGAIN!
That fucking thing goes down more that Paris on a first date.
36. Angry Ferret Jones - October 26, 2006 2:25 PM
Actually, now that I really look at her she looks more like Michael Jackson than Tara Reid.
37. Italian Stallion - October 26, 2006 2:25 PM
If she's gonna choke K-Fed to death, she needs a better grip then that. Shit, the two fucking military guys want to do the world a favor, fucking start blasting the shit out of those two fucking retards...........
38. Angry Ferret Jones - October 26, 2006 2:25 PM
Or Michael Moore.
39. Italian Stallion - October 26, 2006 2:27 PM
My bad Ferret, didn't see post 33.......
I added K-Fag in the killing though........
40. herbiefrog - October 26, 2006 2:30 PM
#29
...on the sea shore
right?
looking babelicious
[excuse me who said that]
41. BarbadoSlim - October 26, 2006 2:31 PM
Or Bill O'Pervo err I mean O'Reilly
42. carvideos - October 26, 2006 2:39 PM
She looks my my sisters friend in this video
http://www.99rides.com/videos/Girls/Car_show_hotties
43. yuckyfresh - October 26, 2006 2:45 PM
she got rid of her freckles!!! how'd she do that? the same way jacko got rid of his blackness?? how sad....
44. amhi - October 26, 2006 2:47 PM
Anyone elso notice K-Fag's shirt?
It takes a special kind of class to wear a promotional t-shirt for your own album that says when it's coming out.
Playing With Cyanide, I'm waiting for that debut. Or Playing with Sledgehammers. Playing With Gravity As I Throw Myself Off A 49,223,438 Foot Building would do as well.
45. carvideos - October 26, 2006 2:53 PM
amhi good catch. Man what a dork he is.
46. CelebSlam.com - October 26, 2006 3:01 PM
I may actually do her with that hair
http://www.celebslam.com
47. ApacheRose - October 26, 2006 3:01 PM
@35, Ferret, I think I saw yet another notification of a "planned maintenance" time. Why the hell they have to do that two days in a row just mystifies me.
Goddammit, Blogspot, get it together!
Oh, and TypeKey sucks ass.
48. Brain Embolism - October 26, 2006 3:07 PM
@35 Ferret - That precisely what I'm talking about. I'm not worrying about Blogspot for at least a week.
Check your e-mail
49. Brain Embolism - October 26, 2006 3:11 PM
@42 carvideos - Thanks for that site. Anybody who links a site with big, giant Asian boob videos is okay in my book.
50. sayll - October 26, 2006 3:31 PM
Underneath the hair dye and fake tan, she's still a pasty freckled ginger kid.
51. polypam - October 26, 2006 3:41 PM
Ha ha...those troops look THRILLED to be standing next to her. Thank god she never made it over to Iraq, we may have lost the war for real.
52. deyanira_spain - October 26, 2006 3:54 PM
IT'S WEDNESDAY ADAMS!!!!!!
53. GG 4.33 - October 26, 2006 4:02 PM
It's fucked up. There isn't a lot of difference between Hollywood trash and white, redneck trash, except a lot more money floatin' around. Lindsay is a massive alcoholic now. You can see it in her face, and how bloated it is. Alcohol makes you retain water, and it shows up in the face especially. She's destroying herself, and all the plastic surgery in the world won't help it.
54. LoneWolf - October 26, 2006 4:08 PM
Them swollen lips is mighty shiny. C'mon Lindsay, what you got drying on 'em?
Hmmmmmm?
55. suzy - October 26, 2006 4:12 PM
in the very first picture, it looks like ashleey, britney and lindsay all rolled into one fucked up person
56. HolisticWisdomcom - October 26, 2006 6:31 PM
The soldiers looks so freaked out, and they are the ones holding the guns.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
57. Kristin - October 26, 2006 8:28 PM
She looks like she got collagen in her lips.
58. aurealis - October 26, 2006 9:04 PM
Great! Now I'm going to have nightmares of Hohan hiding in my closet, waiting to suck my blood.
59. Missallanpoe - October 26, 2006 9:30 PM
Er...dude...she looks really ill, like she just took some speed and a few beers. Although I'm quite sure she just hides that in her teddy bear like paris hilton, her outfit looks scary..alittle too 'goth' for my taste...even though not all goths wear black =D
60. ElatedPornStar - October 26, 2006 11:04 PM
Second pic from the top where she looks all coked-up (Albeit, I realize she emanates with coki-ness in all of her pics), I thought for a second I was looking at a wax statue of the bitch.
Is "coki-ness" even a word? Ah, fuck it, it makes sense
61. rissa - October 27, 2006 1:13 AM
the hair is pretty, i can't believe that she hasn't straightened it before. i am more focused on what she is where. what is going on with that puffy jacket? and if i saw k-fed walked past me, i would not go in for a hug. seriously. what are the military guys doing, they don't look happy to be posing with the douch bag. she needs to stop trying so hard, it's pathetic.
62. RichPort - October 27, 2006 5:37 AM
Earl's t-shirt should read:
Playing With FireCrotch
Give him an curly mop and some big glasses and he'd look like David Koresh.
63. happy hands club - October 27, 2006 5:46 AM
Did anyone notice the freckles on her lips? She couldn't even come close to Demi Moore no matter how hard she tries. There is probably around a 20 year difference between the two of them and Demi looks like the younger one. Maybe the date on K-fag's shirt is the end of the world since that's when his CD is coming out.
64. jrzmommy - October 27, 2006 6:37 AM
Maybe this is why Rumer Willis is following her around like a lost puppy...she thinks it's her mother!
65. PrettyBaby - October 27, 2006 7:33 AM
The last pic is hilarious! Usually soldiers look all happy and horny posing next to a Hollywood Starlet, think Pamela Anderson, etc. They look annoyed, bored and not the slightest bit turned on whatsoever!
66. PrettyBaby - October 27, 2006 7:37 AM
By the way, my very hot younger sis worked at an upscale St.Paul restaurant last year as a Hostess and Lindsay Lohan and Crew came in while filming "Prairie Home Companion" out here. She was smoking, drinking and chatting with all the girls that worked there, exchanging fashion tips, eyeballing the guys there etc. And that fucking Woody Harelson was allover her all night long whispering to her, licking her ear, etc. My sis got the impression that she was gonna let him bang her. Funny huh?!
67. whackjob - October 27, 2006 7:55 AM
ha...freckles on her lips.
With respect to our armed forces, the "XBox Gears of War" play boys, suited up for the event are not real soldiers. The fuzzy chin ball rest is a give away as are the plastic toy weapons.
Christ, I play some FPS games every once in awhile but how fucked up do you have to be to dress up and then pose with such a douche/ho/scum bag as "I've got freckles on my lips" Blohag. And I'm sure she thought she was posing with real men, not a coupla dorx.
68. Aphrodite - October 27, 2006 8:08 AM
Show a shot of her Fire Crotch and we'd recognize her immediately.
69. Jokey Smurf - October 27, 2006 8:34 AM
Hey it's Demi Whore. I'm so on today -- must be the Allegra D.
70. 1-Ton - October 27, 2006 8:46 AM
Save Hedonistica!
71. RichPort - October 27, 2006 10:05 AM
The lack of updates calls for a joke:
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,"Where in the hell have you been?"Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my cock," he said proudly.What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain...
"Why on earth would a CPA get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his johnson?" "One, I like to watch my money grow."Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. "Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
"Four, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Please folks stop applauding... you're embarassing me.. no really, thanks...
72. JaeMae - October 27, 2006 10:10 AM
maybe demi looks younger than lindsey cause shes had mass amounts of plastic surgury! im sure lindsey will catch up on that one over the next few years...
73. Yeeeah! - October 27, 2006 10:52 AM
While theSuperficial is up there still asleep in his ivory tower, looking down and laughing at all of our misfortunes, why not visit Yeeeah!?
http://yeeeah.com/blog/
Five new posts!!!
74. yardgraffiti - October 27, 2006 11:19 AM
She stole someone else's face and put a wig on.
75. beifiori - October 27, 2006 11:26 AM
those lips fo sho' ain't plumpy from a needle...too much bj-ing it have plumped em up...girl needs to slow down on the bobbing up and down...
76. PrettyBaby - October 27, 2006 11:29 AM
I actually like her lips like that! It usually looks like shit, but here I think it is an improvement. You KNOW Britney is gonna be pissed seeing that pic of Linds with HER Earl. Can't you picture Earl sidling up to her "YO. Word, Linds, I'm finna go and put my white-ass whack cock in your bitch ass ho' Fuck dat Britney bitch she don't let me slam her ass- She always busy wit dem kids and shit. She wreckin my game!" Wow, I am sooo good, I could write his wigger raps.
Love, PrettyClownin'Baby
77. bella - October 27, 2006 4:14 PM
she does look hot though..gothic sorta
78. HollyJ - October 27, 2006 9:38 PM
sorry to admit it, but I think she looks much prettier this way
she's still a dirty whore, but at least the 'package' has improved
79. FecalPellets - October 27, 2006 11:07 PM
LOL@The Cult references
Fire Woman or Fire Crotch?
80. Sam - October 28, 2006 7:58 AM
Is that really her....I need to wash my eyes, restart my computer and check again.
http://www.lindsaylohanguide.com
81. Lindsay Lohan - October 28, 2006 8:46 AM
I'm a skank-whore, coke-head (and now opium apparently) strung out bitch. I love me.
82. Jade - The Gossip Girls - October 30, 2006 10:43 AM
It sort of looks like she got collegan injections or something. That and she's now visiting Demi Moore's hairdresser.
Jade
The Gossip Girls
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
83. Jade - The Gossip Girls - October 30, 2006 10:44 AM
It sort of looks like she got collegan injections or something. That and she's now visiting Demi Moore's hairdresser.
Jade
The Gossip Girls
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
84. Truthseeker013 - October 30, 2006 7:12 PM
I hope she had her shots updated, after being that close to K-Fed...
85. herbiefrog - November 7, 2006 6:16 PM
so we made it out thru the other side ? : ))
86. bellajocko - November 9, 2006 8:42 AM
Her mother, her stylist and her makeup artist should be put in jail for letting her go out in public the way she does.
87. herbiefrog - November 16, 2006 5:04 PM
yes babe
class is discrete
if you want to be in the news everynight
whynot have a news channel, giving small "live" and
maybe eve live
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88. herbiefrog - November 16, 2006 5:11 PM
: ))
89. HollywoodSnark - March 21, 2007 10:03 PM
you know what - we just gotta stop covering lindsay lohan....let her fade away