Oct 16 2006Lindsay Lohan isn't looking so hot

it's not the boots - it's because she has a pair of balls between her chunky thighs

She looks like the lurching undead. And that hem could probably cut through plywood.

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I think i saw that outfit on World of Warcraft.

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why is she pulling that car along with her?

By the way, do I get Brownie points for not writing FIRST!!!!! Even though I was. Though I'm not boasting, really I'm not.

she looks like a little kid stomping around in her Daddy's boots....

and that she took a giant dump in her huggies.

Please tell me she's wearing white tights. Surely after an entire summer spent in barely any clothes, she'd have more color than that.

Those are the most hideous boots I've ever seen.

She's doing the guy-walk...you know, where your dick is uncomfortably stuck to one of your thighs and you're walking wierd to get it unstuck. That's the only plausible explanation I see.

vampire legs!!!!

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Apparently the little tramp is planning on taking a year off to travel and "learn about other cultures." Things like, how do they snort coke in Tunisia? How do Cambodian tramps stay fresh and clean? How do the Norwegians treat Herpes? How do Peruvian moms party with their daughters?

it looks like it was working a double shift last night in that back alley. silly coke whore probably snorted up all of her trick money and her pimp had to slap her around break one of those qtips she stands on to keep her in her place. but like a darwinian champion, she's managed to get around already on that gimp leg and will move on to the next alley she can find. she can't be stopped.

I still can't believe she just turned 20. She looks so haggard.

Dang! I'm sooo sorry for mixing up the concrete bag and the coke bag, Linds! Still friends, though - right?

Why is she standing like a retard?

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Actually, her outfit is fine...

Oh wait, I think the "bulge look" in the previous post has really fucked up my fashion sense... to the point that ANYTHING that doesn´t look as awful as THAT has suddenly become acceptable.

By the way, the bitch looks BUSTED.

Well - It's less scarey than the last pic, but I think she borrowed that jagged edge outfit from Wilma Flintstone.

This is sooo photoshopped. She was actually balancing on a high wire and she was wearing circus tights and carrying one of those long poles. And there was a shark tank below her and an audience of thousands was holding its collective breath. Now do you appreciate her talent?

After my wife reports her, she must be found & exterminated.

My wife or Lohan?

(Fuck it, BOTH of them!)

It's probably because her boots don't fit her.

Or she got fucked up the ass really hard.

The outfit wouldn't be so bad if the skirt was longer. This just makes her look stumpy and out of proportion.
Hate the boots, tho. If she had a longer skirt and some boots with heels, she would look better. HOWEVER-I don't know if there's anything you can do about the skankiness.

she is following the footsteps of that other wakjob, liz taylor, peeked professionally & physically in her teens and will go down the drug route, problem marraiges, boyfreinds, money woes in the future.
She's even built like her.

Admittedly, I'd rather see her looking a little heavier than when she was Skelator's ugly stepsister. But with that said...

NICE DOUBLE CHIN!!! It looks quite swell when paired with those baggy old lady knees. Well played, HoHan!

And now for La Lindsays impression of a horsefly battling gale force winds.....

this picture shows how much modern science has yet to answer.

like

are those legs for real?

if you are that pale,are you in fact one shade away from invisibility?

does being that vampire white have an effect on the temporal lobe of the brain,causing you to dress like a cheap crack whore ?

do pink wallets ever work with any outfit?

and how many dudes did she do in the alley?

ok maybe the last question nobody will ever be able to answer.

her double chin reminds me of that pic where she was flashing her private shaved bits.not sure why.double fleshy skanky whore bits...

can we all start calling her fatty again so she goes on another coke bender for the next year & then rots in hades?

Not looking so hot? When the fuck was she hot?

The caption should have said, "Lindsay Lohan going to fuck all after Harry Morton dump"

Dude, her legs are at least 10 shades lighter than her face. I knew her movies were blowing at the box office, but can she really not afford the mystic tan for her whole body?

What's with the skirt? It looks like she bitch smacked one of those Christmas lawn statues and took the elves clothing.

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I wonder if she reads this. I feel that we were in some way responsible for Nichole Ritchie being a drug addicted annorexict stick figure. Maybe the superficial is also responsible for La-Hohan continuing on her path of being a human toilet that only eats what she can inhale through her nose.

Whoa there, just a little bit pale... as in blindingly pale.

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One would think she'd be more accustomed to anal by now.

Bitch look's like she just got back from camp fuckhead retard!!!

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Scroll 3 post down, there really is such a place as camp fuckhead retard...........

Only a really hot girl could pull off this outfit. Obviously this is a disaster, so that makes Lohan about as hot as a polar bear's nutsack.

#32 - You nailed it (figuratively).

If those sunglasses get any bigger she'll need rebar in those concrete boots to support them.

Mmmm...those tree trunks have me craving some flapjacks.

"Night of the living dead" starring Lindsay Lohan, in search of brains............

What, no pictures of her bulging swollen twat today?

It's obviously a photorealistic rendition of a dream, and Lindsay is chasing after her career,but it's... so hard...to run...

BTW, Typekey sucks it's daddy's dick. That doesn't even keep me logged in for 2 days let alone 2 weeks.

...but guys...
...
...you're all missing that
...
...she wnet for the 19 inch
...split rim
...seven spoke wheels

unless she didnt actually choosem ?

herbiefrog:

...Why do you always...

write like this...

...as though you are actually saying something...

...important???

GOD DAMMIT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT LINDSAY FUCKING LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!

What a boring-ass thing to post. 'Here's a picture where it looks like she might be walking kind of funny.' Why even bother?

It's Betty Rubble!

the double chin (which has been making more and more appearances lately) is a nice touch.

I give her about 2-3 more years before she dies of an overdose, but until then we'll have lots of pics of her downward spiral to make fun of. Yay!

I just figured out why she's standing like that...she's constipated. Drugs will do that to you. She's probably waddling carefully to the store to pick up an enema to flush out those backed-up pipes. Or she could just call Bobby Brown and get him to dig that doo-doo bubble right out of her stink star.

#41? [wdgaf:)]

she chose the sl65, presumably cos it cost more

anyway... nice car babe :)
...nice boots babe :)
nice dress [although a tad short]
dont like the jacket [why are we doing htis?]
big sunglasses [shell look like mk if not ...
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just never understood the need to dye hair...

location: getting a retread?
pink thing: yes

what was the quest...?

Ugh! She's got what I call lazylegs. Never ran in her life, cept maybe to the loo to snort a little yeyo.

after viewing lindsay, i'm convinced that crayola's white crayon isn't white enough. the sheer thought of this pastey, freckled, skinny, assless, double chinned coke whore makes me want to vomit.

why would any man want to put his dick in any of her slimey holes? i bet her panty pudding smells like dill pickles. i guess that is just the undeniable power of the penis. men will crawl up in any willing wet hole. penises really are evil.

The caption for this picture should read as follows:

"Braaains....brains.....more braaains"

Seriously I think I saw that outfit in "Caravan of Courage"...except the Ewok looked better in it

"I think i saw that outfit on World of Warcraft."

Genius.

I laughed for a minute before I read the caption...

Orange face. white legs. interesting.

pinking shears
and they were 5 spoke
next?

she's just coked up like usual..