stop the insanity!

:()

hmm. a good change for once.

:()

You'd think she'd just have some of her excess chin fat sucked out and injected back into her lips, but no. The double chin's still there.

What a freak show. Is this a funny picture or did she get collagen?

Remember whoring and skanking, well Lindsay is bringing it all back, big time.

HAhahahahaha..... She so Proud of Her New Lips. LOOK AT ME ...LOOK AT ME....

#6 - I don't see why the two have to mutually exclusive...

who's that poor girl behind her, looking like she just got in a fight with someone? haha..

this girl is trash trash trash.

They actually dont look that bad BUT STILL really did she have to, what was wrong with her old lips...
and leave the double chin alone. It's not that I'm a Lindsay lover or anything but I've got the same shaped face as her and I've got the same minidouble chin... sucks but true. It's not fat its just the shape. I'm gonna sulk like a five year old now. Sitting in the corner. Leave me alone.

good eye #10 looks like the creepy chic from The Grudge.

OH MY GOD and I just scrolled down to the bottom of pic 2 after looking again at the lips. WHat the Hell is with the socks/stockings and ankle boots. Idiot looks dumber than ever wearing that. Stupid hollywood fashion trends. Wearing what Kirstin Idiunskt wears is NOT COOL!

That, folks, is a text book example of blow job lips... c'mon, ladies, you know what I mean...

I'll tell you another thing about this skankbot, she's flabby and her legs are funny-lookin'

holy angelina jolie....!!!

shes fat but id still drop a length in the bitch

I don't think she looks any different. Just a weird angle...

I know how much she loves Angelina Jolie so now she's trying to become her. Will never happen.

Navy socks? wtf?

Guys come on,those arent silicone.

she is so full of harry mortons sperm that her lips are about to explode.

She really needs to close her legs more often. I've seen those nasty puffy lips one to many times.................

Those are the same shoes she wore when she flashed her 'cotton tights panel.' And they're stull fugly, too. Unless you're kinda into that whole dominatrix thing, which I suppose could be true, but I think she's the sub. No Domme would let her slave grab-ass her in public. She'd take it out of his hide later and do him with her strap-on...while wearing those shoes.

Uh, which set of lips are we talking about? So much pipe has been laid into this whore that I expect that the thunder down under is about ready to drag on the ground if she didn't have so extra reinforced panties keeping them in place.

Cocaine will usually do that to you

http://www.celebslam.com

Puffy lips to go with her puffy knees. Will this girl stop at nothing for fashion?

Shanna didn't punch her too I hope.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

It really pisses me off when people have so much money and they dress so bad. There is just no excuse for it.

I guess she figured she'd have two sets of fugly lips. "Matching Pair" if you will..

I don't know about you guys, but I just called Yahoo to have them set up DSL. I have no idea why though, no idea what made me think of that...

#24- That was actually the first thing that popped into my head too. Those freaking shoes! They were ugly the first time we saw them and they are still ugly now. As for them being dominatrix, I would have to disagree. Dominatrix shoes would be more along the lines of to the knee with lots of buckles and spikes. Her shoes need to be ritualistically burned. But that's just my opinion.

whoa, who's this person in the 3rd pic??? Hey, scared the crap out of me! Have a look ?? IN the first person this person seems to have a fiery red NECK??? WTF ... I'm so confused.

and yeah, I noticed the same fugly shoes as with the burlesque outfit .. Blowhan is so .. yuck.

must be: "in the first pic" .... female person wearing an equally black outfit as blowhan ..

It's not just her lips. She looks like she got stung by a bee and is having a BAD reaction...lips, face, legs....can you say epinephrine?

Maybe Sarah Jean can help her dress:

Pashmina shawls are not a
trend item, they are a wardrobe must-have for all ladies. There are many stores selling Pashmina shawls and scarves out there, but I can tell you from personal experience that The Pashmina Store has the best shawls, all excellent quality, and they are shipped to you in record time. I highly recommend them!

Sarah-Jean Ballard
Editor-in-Chief & Publisher
"The Fashionable Housewife"

Editor-in-Chief & Publisher???

You live in a trailer!! Not a mobile home, an actual camp trailer!!

Comments?

contact@sarahjean.org

This kills me. Read this, and understand that next to it is a pic of Sarah Jean in a low-cut top with her tits poking out, and a "come to the trailer and nail me" look on her face!!!

"FAITH: My faith defies who I am. Jesus is the most important thing in my life. I want to make an impact in my generation."

http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/sarahjean/about.html

I call this page "Photo Journal of My Multiple Personalities"

http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/sarahjean/gallery.html

My favorite pic? This semi-porn photo of Sarah about to get 4 inches of hot man love.

http://delectual.blogsplot.net/my-files/gallery/c_21.jpg

Oh man.

Do you guys remember this dude? He was 'The Wizard of OZ' from Sarah-Jean's wedding. I guess he is dead. That sucks, because he looks like he could totally party his ass off.

http://sarahjean.marysremnant.org/blair/home.html

Hehe. She doesn't like chatting I guess.

http://edit.yahoo.com/config/send_webmesg?.target=delectual&.src=pg

HAHA. Oh man, good times.

aim:goim?screenname=delectual&message=Hello+Are+you+there?

Anyway.
Anger.
Wrath.
Betrayal.
Etc.

It was a simple rule, really. So easy to follow.

Stay Out.

too much head, only one day

I owe you, Ferret, for the SJ site link. Or maybe not.
Flaming hell, couldn't her spazjack husband pack any more vowels into his name? Since he's the smart one, maybe he can tell her how to spell "believe".
After having spent some time in Maine there are parts of it where ass-scratching is a legit way to while away the time when not eating beans, but "Outfit of the Day" updates???
However, I am thrilled to know how to make a ponytail (since I had that nasty fall off the slide in kindergarden it's a skill, along with eating with a fork, that has sadly eluded me for years) and am equally heartened to know that leggings are the latest trend. (Glamour magazine only scooped her by 8 months or so, but WTF, it's Maine, after all. Pass the beans.)

Still.. with all the ads she must make a buck or 2

On Linds, hard to admit but her face looks decent. What's wrong with me today :s

oh my god, navy blue socks with black ankle boots & a smock. And she has fat knees. It makes me want to punch things.

And once again the METS CHOKED this is why NY should only have one team, my beloved Yankees.

mets are teh sucketh

Oh, and i'd been staying away from this Sarah Jean thing but I just went on that site and DAMN.

And what's with the overuse of "delectual" is that even a word? Sounds like something the intellectually challenged use to make themselves sound smart, like "paradigm" or "intelligent design"

What's the difference between Cory Lidle & A-rod?

At least one of them hit something in October.

Typical Yankee fans... they shut their mouths for weeks after getting embarassed they way they did and then the second the Mets lose they start shooting off their unintelligent mouths. You guys really do a good job emabrassing yourselves without any help from your so-called "team".

And speaking of choking... how is that $200 million roster doing without any championships for 6 years running now?

#53...hehehehee I will not apologize for being a typical Yankees fan and the team is just taking its time to come together, a couple more seasons and it'll mature, like fine wine dammit, it just takes time...

And while we are on the subject of delusions:
Let's see part of Mrs. Jean's outfit of the day entry:

I’m wearing it with my fav dark wash skinny jeans and these turquoise shoes. Simple outfit to throw together, but I think it looks pretty good. High heels and skinny jeans make any outfit look stylish.

I want to know how many people are heading into their closets and trying to copy my outfits. Leave a comment and let me know!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!
rest is here:http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/

Awwww, Ferret has a crush!

And, by the way- my outfit of the day is blue flannel pajamas and chenille bathrobe... covering naughty black g-string, of course! (Can't let the kids see THAT!) I think this housewife girl needs to get a job or a cat or something.

#55...as Fashionable Housewife would say, all you need is a pair of Ugg boots and your outfit is complete.

im sorry to kill the fun of saying that lindsay has blow-job lips.. but her lips have always looked like this.. still, that doesnt change the fact that she is wearing a sweater as an outfit!

#51 - OUCH!!!

Endy Chavez made the catch of the decade and it was wasted... and to boot, the Yanks got a head start on their golfing, so my beloved Mets will probably lose on the greens too...

METS '07!!!

@ biatcho

Double ouch.

Damn, with 200 mil, I could grow my own Mexican baseball team, when the World Series, and still have at least $199,999,925 left.

@59

That would be "win", not when. Nursing a violent hangover...

Can the "Fashionable Housewife" give me advice for putting together a terrific looking haz-mat suit to wear today?

After all, I still want to look stunning in the event of a dirty bomb attack.

Lohan's thoughts with her new lips:
"The better to BLOW you with!"

Gatorbates thoughts: "She needs to deflate them, so they sag like her other lips."

Go CARDS!

Looks like Angelina...

http://wampoon.com

"Lindsay Lohan has pussy lips"? Yeah, superfish, we know, you print a picture of them every week

that chick in the last pic behind her looks like Courtney Semmel. the yahoo CEO's daughter. she was in that train wreck reality show on E! about rich people driving cattle or some shit... anyone following here??

She just keeps getting shittier and shittier...

Hi, long time reader, 1st time poster. I just have to say.....

HOLY SHIT! What's up with this chick Sarah Jean? And what's up with her husband? He looks like the Keebler elf!

Oh... jeez. When will celebrites (or ANYONE, for that matter) figure out that lip enhancements usually look BAD?

That goes for breasts, too. I mean, holy fuck, America, what the hell are these women doing to themselves?

Maybe I'm just biased because I don't need either of those surgeries to look good....

ok, looked again and in the main pic and the last pic the beat up looking chick behind her is definitely Courtney Semmel. She is a blazing tard. Perfect match for Lohan.

She just looks so weird, I have no other words.

It's ok. If I was her, I would be doing everything in my power to detract from my hideously deformed, overly photographed, angry looking vag, too.

#68: You may not require surgery but I'll bet my first-born that you DO need a crobar to remove your makeup every night.

#72, not to start a flame war, because I am a regular enough reader to know that this is what you guys love to do here, but I don't wear much makeup. I'm not going for celebrity glam, I'm going for natural.

So where's that kid, hm?

Those aren't her lips. They're the cotton crotch panel of her pantyhose.

You know they aren't just getting their lips on their face worked on in Hollywood!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/vagina-surgery.htm

"What's the difference between Cory Lidle & A-rod?

At least one of them hit something in October."

Wow. Good one.

That's a funny comment from the Yankee fan about how the Mets losing is proof that there should be one team in NY. Considering the Mets at least made it to Game 7 of the ALCS instead of embarrassing themselves in the first round, THEY should be the ones to stay.

Hit the road, Yankees. No one will miss you.

can someone explain who this sarah jean woman is ? i saw the website, but it was just kinda like, wtf? does she comment on here ?

Makes me think of Vera de Milo, the character that Jim Carrey played on In Living Color. When she wanted to plump her lips she kissed the curling iron...

Ah yes, the natural look, i.e. hairy armpits & legs.

Here, take the kid, babies are inconsiderate assholes anyways.

78: haha i remember that. good call

Oy, I asked for more Lohan, but I may have to take it back. She looks like shit. The clothes I wear while cleaning my bathroom and taking out the trash look better than this.

RE lips: eh, they do look fishy (literally and figuratively), but it's hard at this point to care. I've never understood why anybody would want to make their lips all big and puffy (if they aren't that way naturally) anyway. Just because they look ok on Angelina doesn't mean they look good on someone else. That's just stupid. Work with what you got. Have people learned nothing from "South Park"?

@36-

Pashmina shawls? WTF, is this 2001? Jesus Fucking Christ, those things are so over! I cannot stand that stupid shit, Sarah-Jean. I HAD to comment on her blogs, especially the ones about pro-life and Halloween, just because she is so completely idiotic. She wants to enjoy free speech, but if anyone says anything she disagrees with, she calls the FBI. What a tool.

And the puffy lips on Hohan just make her look even fatter. Bad move, Firecrotch, but you've already hit the wall and you're only, what, 19? I'm sorry to say that nothing she does can make her look good, she's become the next Britney...a former hottie who is now a pitiful, bloated, wreck and a bad joke. I still say she'll be dead of an overdose in 5 years, max. Who wants to make a wager on that?

I do, but I'm gonna be smarter than #72 and wager Madonna's newly adopted kid! It's not like she's gonna miss him if I lose.

She just always looks like she was out partying the night before.

#65 - Klown, oh yeah, that is her from that cattle drive show! Some of that HAD to be staged...they were so obnoxious! YOW!

Ferret - I tried to get on the links you posted and cant. Looks like your dream girl tore them down. Dang.

Can I win your love if I dress in her outfit of the day? Uh, minus the drool bib of course! LOL

Here's another link, those others are now hiding! http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/

This is so fucking retarded - now those of us without a pervert daddy can learn how to dress like "Jess" Simpson (guess they're on abbreviated name status now?) in the ever-fashionable hoodie. Since you can't see her shoes due to the unflattering cut of the jeans, SJ has kindly told us all what goes best with what. If she can find where to get a cheap version of LL's fugly shoes, that'll be next. Or just UGG boots will do, right?

Be sure to copy that pumpkin pie recipe she got off the Libby's label. Invaluable, really. This woman is a font of information and should be enshrined in the heart of every red-blooded American woman.

By "women", we mean room-temp IQ specimens like "Jess", definitely. Pass that pie.

I cringe at the image of truly pretty girls like Keira Knightly at their plastic surgeon's office (and the fact that girls under 40 have one!) bracing themselves for what I hear is an INTENSELY painful procedure. These are N E E D L E S in your lips. Amd just so they can suck weiners of guys that probably look like Cisco Adler. And it SUCKS that I even know who Cisco Adler is....it pays 2 F celebs.

I cringe at the image of truly pretty girls like Keira Knightly at their plastic surgeon's office (and the fact that girls under 40 have one!) bracing themselves for what I hear is an INTENSELY painful procedure. These are N E E D L E S in your lips. Amd just so they can suck weiners of guys that probably look like Cisco Adler. And it SUCKS that I even know who Cisco Adler is....it pays 2 F celebs.

Finally, her facial lips will match her vulva lips.

what is she "famous" for? she needs to stop the partying and primpimg and start focusing on her issues, because she obviosly has some.

#67 kommie kazzie & #77 mmbelle - Since you're both new here and you asked, I'll post this again.

To see where the whole Sarah-Jean thing started:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/matthew_mcconaughey_and_penelo_1.html

Start with post #15.

... EDNA AND SARAH JEAN ...

Edna, I just checked out your site, that is some crazy shit! You are pretty cool - for a churched-out nut job. Thanks for the Sarah Jean archive. Top notch work. Did Shaun help you with it?

http://ednas-gonna-smote-you.blogspot.com/

ok whatever...
just dont do the mk duck lips
gonna go help
whe one in the background
whoever : )

woah... someone got cross...

LINDSAY LOHAN has hit out at strangers who feel they have a right to give her advice on her life, insisting they know nothing about her. The MEAN GIRLS actress is adamant few people really know her, despite her socialising and love life filling newspapers and magazines on a daily basis. She tells American magazine InStyle, "The other day this guy I'd never met was like, 'Make sure you keep your s**t together.' "I was like, 'Excuse me? You know nothing about me.' I was flabbergasted."

if only that weere true

best of luck with that train of thought babe

haha at #24.

the girl in the background of the last pic looks like she's from the ring.

hohan wanted to be a high profile celeb, and now she hates dealing with it. she should have known people would NEVER leave her alone.

everyone knows her business because she parties too hard and her drama ends up online. there are plenty of celebrities that don't act so retarded and don't end up being put in tabloids and on the internet. she needs to slow down before she crashes. oh but her lips look like she already did.

95 and 24?
what was the q[stop]

actually...
the shoes look ok... comfortable? althou to be honest, we wouldnt wear them

where? not here obviously

aparrentlty km likes pink

thank god she finally got an upper lip. That's the only thing I've been waiting on asking her out of a bisexual date - woo hoo.

good god! somebody get that woman a shopping cart full of musty old blankets to push around.

Lindsay Lohan Denies Having Cosmetic Surgery