Oct 31 2006Lindsay Lohan gets in the Halloween spirit

1st lol

Gave what at Jazzercise? What?

Is that the key to her firecrotch and, if so, is it fireproof?

That has got to be the scariest fucking Halloween costume I've ever seen.

Ever.

Really.

Um Linds, FYI, the headband goes around your head, not your thigh. If you were trying to channel a "Happy Days" Chachi, you would have a red bandana around your thigh.
P. S. You look horrific anyway.

You have to know that faggot behind her was telling her how smokin' hot she was before they left her place. He's just smilin' like he won the lottery,he knows his picture will be in every tabloid and he will be FABULOUS!

I remember that scene in Flashdance when the water pours from the ceiling onto that chick sitting in a chair. I hope Lindsay recreates that scene, but instead of water, she uses a combination of bricks, knives, and lava.

Typo. For her, it's Jizzercise.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i was taking a break from writing about more important matters such as the cuban revolution and how better it was than batista's regime.then i see this eyesore and waste of human flesh. thanks.

p.s
freckles are nasty. thx.

She is in halloween spirit all year
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♪♪ She's a maniac, maniac... ♪

What do West Virginians do on Halloween??

Pump kin!

Thanks!!

WTF is that squiggly thing that can be seen just above her crotch?
Go ahead and say it is the seam on her panties, but I am going to believe it is some parasitic worm crawling out to get some fresh air!

richport, it's a leotard with an asbestos-lined crotch!

regular cotton-lined undies --> http://funderpants.com

Why is it that everything she wears looks so cheap? She has money to burn, and yet everything she wears, down to her Halloween costume, looks thin, cheap and dirty. Stupid Haylie Duff's costume looks better.

when Flashdance came out, i always said that Jennifer Beals made me wanna weld. Lindsay makes me wanna ralph.

That's A Costume ??? well Hell, i thought she dressed like that Everyday .
at least Paris Made an Effort to look like a cop.

Just below her right knee -- clearly a jizz stain. And you'd think that with all the squatting she does her ass wouldn't be so droopy.

Ewwwwwwwwww! in photo 7 of 8 Hohan look like she forgot the wipe off rag and knelt in man juice...At least change hose hoes!

I'm pretty sure she is Olivia Newton John from the "Lets get Physical" video.

They forgot to FotoFacial her back. Freckly!

So she's an 80s whore?

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Her ass is sagging already. Pretty sad.

The outfit would look waaaaaaay better if it covered her head and exposed her tits. I'm just saying...

That is a pitiful attempt at the 80s Flashdance look. She didn't even crimp her hair for God's sake. Oh yeah and I think the pink thing around her leg is for catching man juice. She just forgot the one on the other leg. How can she be so young and have such an out of shape body. She needs to hire a personal trainer in the worst way.

She's that nasty-ass Sheena Easton looking chick from Breakin' that "breaks" with Jean Claude Van Damme (he's got the moves bitches).

Repeat after me:

Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
Shiny tights equals chunky thighs

In 7 of 8 you can see a key around her neck. Uh Lindz, you forgot the chastity belt!

Brain - now I wont be able to get that song out of my head. Thanks, thanks alot

I wouldn't hit it.

I just realized, that WAS Lindz at my garage sale!

Was selling my 80's collection of assorted fashions. Cuz I am on the cutting edge, so sharp I am bleeding

It's not fun to keep repeating what you are dressed as on Halloween.

Geez, I thought she was just going to go work out... that's a costume? Didn't she learn anything from the movie Mean Girls that she isn't supposed to dress up scary, but like a sexy Playboy bunny?

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All she needs is an African baby and the look will be complete.

I, like Lindsay, also Jazzercise in stilletos...

Nice cameltoe.

(www.cameltoe.org)

But this broad wasn't even alive in the 80's. This outfit is borrowed from her mom's closet.

Moose knuckles indeed.

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Looks like they did a good job of hiding that massive wad of chewing gum where her 'giner supposed to be.

We all know it's there.

OK, if you are going to wear an outfit like this, you should atleast have an ass...

Where is her ass?

ROFL in pic 5 it looks like shes trying to escape in her car from the embarassment. Jesus tap dancing christ I never liked the outfits from the 80's...70's sure...50's sure...todays is alittle messed up..but the 80's just had horrible trends. =) She can't dress now so she decides to take up the 80's era in all of its embarassment.

Ya know, this girl is a D-O-G dawg! Fugly, useless, waste of space. Why can't we just ignore her? Please?

You'd think with all her money and the "attention" she receives that she'd get a better costume lol. Guess she's as strapped for ideas as the rest of us? Poor girl.

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That outfit looks better and more put together than the clothes she normally wears.

She looks like she dressed up as a used condom.

That is one flamin' gay motherfucker in pic #4

She actually isn't wearing nylons, that is just the shine from all the semen covering her legs.

Yeah, that doesn't even look like a Halloween costume. It looks like she just came from some YMCA jazzercize class where she worked out with people named Edith and Hazel who's idea of workout fashion is Jamie Lee Curtis in "Perfect".

http://www.reidaboutit.com

The bad part is she's so fucking happy with herself - just look at the stupid-ass "Paris grin" she's got going on.
People need to start telling these stupids whores that they look like shit, then maybe we'd have some decent-looking bitches to check out. Instead all these fucking fag-hags tell them that they look awesome and the bitches just get skeezier every day. I think it's the fags way of trying to bring down str8 society. Fucking queers.

GAH ... AND she should go on a diet, the fat cow. Hey Lindz why not save some food for the rest of the world, huh?

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i think she actually looks alright in some of these pics. she has a nice body.

i think i would like to drink a gallon of motor oil, get dressed up in some tinfoil and paint a couple of stripes down my back and pretend to be herbie and really show her how herbie goes banannas! (by having sex with her on the street, preferrably in the gutter)

I really thought that she was Madonna, that would have been much better.

It's her homage to Scarface. Remember the song in the club... Flashdance to the Yayo.

And this differs from her normal attire because.........?

That is the most confusing damn Halloween costume I've ever seen. Is she Jane Fonda circa 1983 or a street whore circa 1983?

She has a terrible figure. Her ass looks disgusting, her back is humped, and she has absolutely no curves whatsoever. Since when does this make you part of the "beautiful people" crew?

Ugh. Aren't we all sick of this shit already?

it's not a costume when you'd consider wearing it for serious.

...aparrently : )
...its her gift

...to

...the

...dragon

in return for
looking like
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the dragon will
eat her

[not out guys]

ok lets go/...

#57

It has a vagina.

Therefore, it's plowable; even the diseased ones.

woot

Eww somebody needs an ass-lifting... and a new wardrobe

She's not one of my favorite celebrities, but at least she doesn't look like Kate Beckinsale.

You know, fit and healthy.

As if there were two Kate Beckinsales, I'd probably need new underwear.

Wait...

Ughhh, she looks like the undead on some of those pics. I mean, u just know all she wants is to suck your brain through her firecrotch... Which i guess is in the halloween spirit, and maybe what she was going for. 80's firecrotch undead hore.

Her profile ass really sucks...God!

sorry did you not get that ?

it was a message

we are still here
talking to the inside?
is he
yes

thanks gwen : )

yeah, it looks like she just got a last minute invitation

that's lame ass costume!!!