She looks good in black. Or with black in her.

Thanks superficial. How do I clean this puke off of my monitor?

http://www.celebslam.com

It's a load in her pants. She needs a diaper.

That's just a week's worth of spooge leaking out all at once.

some poor small animal must have mistaken crotch for a treehole, crawled in, and died.

One of her ben wa balls slipped out of her enormous vag. Nice. :shudder:

i think we just found paris hilton's kinkajou.

I think what you are seeing is some kind of crotch panel in the panty hose, that is a slightly different color than the main part of the hose, or reflects light differently. I think what looks like a shadow behind some dangly bit is actually a seam.

It's her stash! Next stop, her nose.

I knew the bitch was evil. Her refection makes it look like she's already in the fucking truck, waiting for herself to get in. Confused? Me too. And on Frifuckingday the thirteenth... Edna, please exorcise this ball having bimbo!

Speedy Ed is right. They're called pantyhose because they have a cotton panel so you don't have to wear any underwear. Hence, pantyhose.

Totally the crotch guard...though she's so nast it did make me wonder there for a sec!

I knew she was a pre-op tranny.

its her bag of ganja...she's learning from Paris's mistakes everyday...go girl...now if she can just find a place to stash her coke supply...

she got bigger black balls then me and i got big black balls

If it is a crotch guard it must be made out of Kevlar and Titanium. I believe that was laid out in a court order at some point.

The People v. Fire Crotch et.al.

lol @10

Shame speedy ed's right...i love watching firecrotch make a fool of herself

sadly, this is not a pic of the vag for those who know anything about pantyhose, its the piece of fabric that is sewn with the nylon as some kind of guard/protection....from what, who knows!

is that the cotton crotch to her pantyhose? Hee hee. What a goober.

Alright all you hose experts... Then explain the apparent bulge?

My ass is better than hers. Jealous?

jessica, that must be why you display it on your shoulders.

Her "Tampon" Slipped Out While She was Walking, or Maybe it's Trying To Escape. or it's some kind of "Panty Liner", Slipped, and or Trying To Escape.

I think she farted and the gas is trapped inside the tight panties. The guy (or girl) who went down on her that night must have gotten a nice surprise.

#20, ever hear of beef curtains?

The crotch lining of pantyhose would NOT be bulbous like that. My vagina is an inny, not an outy. Maybe she just has a gigantic clit.

@20, that isn't a buldge. They are right, it is the cotton crotch slipped down on one leg. trick of the angle/eye whatever

I'm just not seeing a bulge....I see chubby legs but not a bulge. Maybe it's her maxipad?

That bulge can only be one of two things:

Jessica or Edna.

I wonder if she is still a virgin...

Truly, it IS just the cotton crotch-thing plus a weird shadow, but can't we all pretend we don't know that and assume testes? Although I would think anyone with money and a stylist could come up with a better hosiery situation than this. Poor form, as usual, Lindsay.

I have NEVER seen pantyhose bag like that when the rest fit perfectly...are you sure that's not the work of some photoshopper??? Besides that, why is she wearing a shirt as a damn dress? jeez, she needs to get a clue, we don't want to see her oversized, overused cooch! ick!

Holy shee-at! Turn your head and cough!

33, FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! I love it when you bastards make me laugh out loud.

It's my fault, I did ask for more Lohan yesterday. Yikes. WTF is wrong with her? I mean, I guess seeing an unattractive cotton crotch on hose is better than seeing just the crotch itself in all its bald splendor, but has she perhaps considered wearing either pants or a longer skirt? It's like she WANTS us to see it. Either that or she's trying to out-Paris Paris. It's probably both. Why doesn't she just do the Playboy or Hustler spread and get it over with? Followed by a brief, disastrous marriage and death by OD. She did want to emulate Marilyn Monroe, maybe this is what she meant. She's ahead of schedule, though. Marilyn kicked it at age 36. Lindsay had better pace herself or she'll be dead before she hits 25.

Unfortunately, I'm going to have to say its the lining in the pantyhose.

Now, I'm like, the last person to EVER want to defend lindsay, but that's definitely the built-it crotch fabric.... not a bulge. But I really wish it was, because that would make me smile. :)

good ol' firecrotch, still working her magic!

The real issue here is -- why must we be subjected to this? Why the fuck can't Hohan keep her nasty junk covered up? I walk down the street a lot. A see many women get in and out of cars. Often, they have fairly short skirts. Never do I see their fuzzy fish tacos.

Hoarf. Where are her pants? I hate it when I forget my pants!

Forget that ball bulge. Is that a purse or a Gimp Mask she is carrying. Shudder the thought!

#25 - Sure! They sell those on the same ausle as Piss Flaps if I am not mistaken!!

#25 - Sure! They sell those on the same aisle as Piss Flaps if I am not mistaken!!

Placemats as skirts have been in style for weeks. She probably should have pinned two of them together though, since one didn't quite do it.

Is Edna the same horrific woman this website is mocking?

http://www.ednabambrick.com/

#44: yes.

And I think LL may be suffering from what I believe is called cervical prolapse. It's when your snatch turns inside out. Usually from birthin' too many babies, but I guess being a whore can cause it too.

looks like a nut sack to me... I should know, I have one.

#8, 18, etc.-- Clearly an unflattering angle of her pantyhose crotch.

But the more relevant question is, who wears cotton-crotched translucent pantyhose as pants?? Ironic that LaLo's attempt to advertise her wide-open vaginal whoredom actually just looked like a huge swinging scrotum.

::shudder::

42, Piss Flaps is a new one for me. Thank you for the education.

oh how cute, i thought the little lindsay penis was usually strapped to her leg. hi there little guy, feeling a little cold today?

That'd be funny if all those photoshopped snatch shots weren't for salacious purposes, but to cover a pair of saggy balls. It's either balls or she's got meat hanging like an Italian deli. Seriously, that's why her boyfriends always crave Arbys or Quiznos after going down on her. Her puss looks like two pounds of pastrami rammed into a five inch pita.

it is her Dick mitten

I just checked out the "edna" page. Eewww....is that a Wal-Mart uniform she's wearing? what a cow.

Whatever's going on there, it's rather unflattering.

(laughing at Justin's big black balls. way to play, wegro.)

Good God you would think she'd learn...

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"Her last baby come out sideways, she didn't scream or nuth'n"

It's amazing, no matter what she does she looks ridiculous. I wonder when she is going to do that "Tara REid" interview in some magazine either about being a drunk or about the bad plastic surgery she will no doubt get in the next few years.

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#57 - Gonna have to pass on that one... Seen enough rod in the LoHo pic. Thanks though....

@54.. Lilac Stripe, hello, We were just looked at your fabulous website. All of your items seem nice.
We were wondering will you be selling goods for the gay male population anytime soon?

Thank you for your precious time,
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from the length, breadth, width and bulge - i dare say it's either osama bin laden or those magical disappearing weapons of mass destruction that georgie's been looking for..

#44 - Good find! That shit is funny!!!

PS - Consider yourself REPORTED!!!!

Lemmywinks.

#63 - That must be why she is always sending the trouser snakes. To root out the little rodent who quests in her nethers....

#60

I visited the Lilac shit site. If you like wadded up table cloths, you can visit Casa La Mish anytime and have your choice of my wrinkled linens.

@ 39

HOARF - I LOVE that! First time I read it, don't know if you made that up or read it somewhere, mind if I steal it?

You people are scummy. I imagine you are overweight and you pick your ass when nobody is looking and eat it. Im 100% serious.

"scummy" rhymes with "cummy" and also "yummy". Yummy cummy.

#67 - Hey, if by 'scummy' you mean 'have a huge cock, and rolling in piles of disposable cash', then I am one scummy sum'bich.

I thank Edna's god that he put little pieces of dick-lint like you on the earth to entertain dark mutha fucka's like me.

So dance little monkey, dance. Show me what you've got.

#57 - Jesus Christ 'Faded Youth' is a shitty site. How desperate do you have to be to troll under a dozen different profiles just to attract people to a same that is so fucking lame.

Seriously, buy some Ad-words or something, but stop spreading that shit here.

God, just the smell of that fucking wasteland on the web is making me gag.

same = site

I get so pissed off that I just can't type.

Hat Trick. Fuckers.

@67
Nice try fucktard... I only pick my ass when people are watching.

BigJim isn't fat:

http://profiles.yahoo.com/therealbigjim68

And I've got enough money to pay people to pick shit out of my ass and eat it for me.

When I'm feeling magnanimous, I eat corn beforehand so they have something identifiable that they can chow down on. Nevertheless, I'm sure my shit tastes better than Hohan's cooter.

Edna offered to eat it for free, but I said no. A man has to have a set of standards.

In conclusion, CaptainFucker, you and Tenille can go have ugly old people sex with each other whilst listening to Muskrat Love.

My massive pectorals have spoken.

haha Lindsay is worse than Paris with the crotch-flashing now. This incident was Lindsay's third, at least, in the past couple months, whereas Paris has been keeping it closed (in public) lately. I'm disappointed with Lindsay's outfit too -- what is with the print on that micro-skirt?

http://popanalysis.blogspot.com

@4 BigJim. I fucking love you. I'm going to touch myself now and think of you.

that bulge is her granny panties trying to cover up her pink burrito grande. that coked up poon has been pounded so much her damn uterus has collapsed.

I, for one, would certainly let her tea-bag my face.

Anyways, is that Camel Toe?

Those are some serious fuckin' Beef Curtains.

My dear, sweet, Cruisin:

I want to lick you where you pee.

Your picture has an honored place in my collection of spank material.

I'm on my way over now for some hot action. I hope there is some beer in the fridge, and not that Amstel Light crap.

Damn...that shit look good

-black guy

Looks like the tuna is slipping out of the of Tuna Taco. Better explanation, some horrific STD made her clap trap swell up like water ballooooons.

Ol' Firecrotch's air-kicking abilities will not save her. She must be found and exterminated.

ok, so what the fuck is she wearing?

BigJim, Amstel Light. That is so hot. You really do use that picture for your naughty spanking. Now I have to go back to the shower massager which I now call BigJim.

That's your weekend pic blog hogs.
....Well... Piglet had a tail....
Enjoy and remember - 'There's Going to be No Future.'
YIKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#8 is right. That's not a buldge. It's the liner in the crotch area of the panty hose. Doesn't make any less nasty though. *vomit*

SpeedyEd is right: it's the pantyhose crotch. HOWEVER: why is this person ALWAYS flashing her crotch? Why does she want us to see it all the time? Once is an accident, but this chick has the nipple slips, crotch slips, all the time. What a shame she will not be remembered for her "acting" as she'd like to be but rather the skanky flasher who died of a drug overdose before age 30.

again i'm amazed at how few people have intimate knowledge of female undergarments, not to mention of female genitalia. it's the cotton gusset of her fucking pantyhose you pathetic virgin (i'm addressing the twit who runs this blog), not a "bulge" of some sort.

#87 & 89 you're right, but it doesn't stop this photo and post from being funny as hell. I was laughing my butt off at it. You need to get a sense of humor because most people come here to laugh at celebs, not to justify their rediculousness. "it's the superficial because your ugly"

oops, I'm only refering to 89

how disappointing that she's wearing pantyhose. otherwise we'd get a shot of hohan dessicatipoonicus, commonly known as "withered beav" which, in this age of ever dissappearing species, seems to thrive everywhere, making its appearance in locales as diverse as italy and georgia, and is practically ubiquitous all over l.a.

thank god for that hose.

#89

So, it is a cotton gusset. I have always thought that it was called the beaver breathing cotton panel, but cotton GUSSET, that is a good name for it too.

Thank you.

Let's drop the debate (bulge? crotch guard? hash stash?) for one second and focus on the inarguable fact that this girl is wearing NO PANTS!

What's the big deal? So Lowhore has some swelling in her vagina with her big butterfly flaps twisting in the wind.

Heavy mileage will do that.

Looks like:

Hemorrhoids!!!!

Could be:

Giant sheet of saturated Tena Lady

Is probably:

Giant piece of saturated tampon that has slipped out of her menstruating crotch

Or:

Could be her first born!

In that case:

Congratulations!!!

Hate to break it to ya, but it only looks like the cotton patch that's sewn into every pair of pantyhose. That or the acidity of her vagina has burned a dark spot into her hose. A little from column A...a little from column B.

Just disgusting

SOOOO BORED OF FIRECROTCH PARIS NICOLE AND ALL THEIR DISEASES

ginger white trash.

Say it with me!

I had this terrible nightmare last night...

It's... it is really hard to write about.

I... I feel like I need to share it with you folks. I need to get it off my chest.

The dream started off real nice. I was in bed with CruisingforCock and krisdylee, and we were having a great time...

And then...

[gasp!]

Uh...

Well...

Then, the two of them kinda... well... morphed together.

Into...

Awww, geez, I'm not sure I can go through with this.

[Deep breath]

They morphed together into Edna Bambrick.

And she was naked.

And between her legs, covering her nasty old cooter, were...

[another gasp]

Cobwebs.

It was enough to make a guy consider turning Clay Aitkin.

Thanks for letting me share.

Sweet dreams.

Oh, BigJim, c'mere. krisdylee will make you feel all better. There, there, rest your face on mama's poochana.... That's a good boy.

That there's a seven foot clit.

@101.. BigJim, hi sweetums! Maybe tonight you can dream of Alek & I? We'll do things for you those women would never think of.
Think about it, 'kay?

*hugs*

she's probably having her period.

Guy, that's a nice offer but I'm gonna take krisdylee up on her offer instead, "'kay?"

I'm pretty sure her poochana tastes better than anything you've got.

For right now, I'm just gonna focus on killing all the Edna nightmare containing braincells with copious amounts of beer.

Cruising and kris: I can last forever when I've been drinking, so we're gonna make sure the two of you have some righteous cunt callouses by the time we're done.

Yea, might be her period...or testicles. I'm leaning towards testicles.

http://theblemish.com

BigJim, In order for you to get past this dream/nightmare, Kris and I will need to reconstruct what happened. I know it will be painful at first but I promise that the only thing that will happen when we morphe together is multiple orgasms.

So THAT'S why she can't keep a man!

I've heard of steriods and penis pumps making a clitoris grow to 4.5 inches..

Here's an idea, if you are going to be wearing pantyhose, wear a skirt that will actually cover your crotch.

She needs to just fade away off into obscurity.

Its not a bulge you dumb asses. Its the crotch of her pantyhose. The hose have a cotton crotch. Unfortunately, it's creating the illusion of a massive bluge in her panties.

i agree with #8 and whoever else has said it, it is just the panty hose. poor girl.

uhm, I don't know what brand of pantyhose you all have been buying that keep saying it's the cotton panel of pantyhose, but the pantyhose I'VE worn have NEVER looked like that...I assure you, it's her massive beef flaps and not the cotton panel that is creating that bulge. Linds needs to learn that less is more when it comes to her body more is better when it comes to her clothing. if she so desperately wants to blare her twat to the world, she needs to hook up with jenna jameson and delve into the porn, not mainstream hollywood...at this rate, that's where she's gonna have to go for money anyway...

uhm, i dont want to intrude into
the female physche but
why
wouldn't
you
wear panties
then pantihose?

or are we crossing a line here?

BigJim, Krisdylee and Cruising for Cock...get off of the fucking computer and spend some time with your significant other's. This is fake, even though it seems all exciting and titilating at the moment. Don't trash your real life for some slimy internet shit that isn't as it seems. Get over it. We all are.

Go ahead and slam me. I don't give a rat's ass because I know I'm better looking and even smarter than anyone that would spend their time jacking off to imaginary internet lovers.

Good night.

It's really sad. Am I right?

And I'd like to add, BigJim...that sad nightmare story wouldn't even get you into the pants of someone with the intelligence of Lindsay Lohan. So keep trying. Come up with something good.

Or you all could just get a room, save yourself the embarrassement...since this shit you are shoveling is nothing impressive enough to go public with.

I could be your significant other for all you know. Night night.

maybe its just a part of her skirt that got stuck in b/w her legs as she was walking into the car

pantyhose = panty + ho

Damn, that is MY new outfit... sans lump of course. The sales girl said it was one of a kind too.

I was going to wear it to a PTA meeting, you know to show that I still have flair, now I will have to go with a hot pink number, what is a girl to do.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

you guys are being to harsh what if she has an overgrown clit, like one of those 4 inch clits that looks like a little penis, so ive been told, dont talk to sarah

You are a total idiot.

The $5 street hookers are better dressed than HoHan. Does she know that the mirror is invented?

Why is her skirt/dress hiked up so high in the first place? That is the crotch panel of her hose. Come on post something better than this. We haven't seen Britney in awhile???

Yep that's definitely the crotch of her tights, but that's quite a skanky outfit nonetheless.

Jeez, I must have hit pretty close to the mark with that cobwebbed cooter comment for Edna to set up an alias and post five times in a row about it.

Edna, instead of spending your Saturday night ranting against your betters, why not go out and get yourself a nice bottle of Massengill?

Hey yo,who's frying fish up in here?

My God! that crotch is like the catcher's mitt at the end of the universe, it can catch ANYTHING. From cocks to M1A1 tanks, to Jumbo 747s, to Space shuttles, to the planet Jupiter .

It's awesome to see her wearing such burlesque outfits...

ForMeToKnow:

OK, wait, I think I have my appropriate response to you monotonous rant:

a. I lash out at you: "who the fuck do you think you are preaching at us?"

b. I feign disdain. "so BigJim, how'd my clit taste?"

c. I try to come across all real. "dude, we KNOW it's fake. I'm online max 1/2 hour out of the day to check comments... I fuck my hubby A LOT. So chill you little faggot."

d. None of the above. Because I secretly LOVE the imaginary internet sex I have with Tranny, pinky, BigJim, Zanna, Cruising, Hopeless, and, yes, even Guy-Pierre. It's hot, it's what I live for. It's my life.

Where the hell is some newer shots of the ho-hans of hollywood? Superficial how could you leave w/out a back up?

My word. Her beef curtains are more droopy than Long John Silver's saddlebags!

133 - krisdylee, I'm going with "D".
My answer is "D".

Is the answer "D" ???

hahaha, I am sitting at work reading these posts and busting out laughing. Y'all is WRONNNNG lol but funny.

eh this is pretty fuckin dumb, thats just the crotch of her pantyhose. damn superfish has no shame lol

Ha I just came up with an idea that will make me even more money. *drumroll*

The vaginal organizer, that's right, for the modern, and let's say "loose" starlet on the go. The basic model has compartments for car keys, Ipods, vaginal lubricants, laptop and cell phone. The Deluxe Model will have space enough to park SUVs up to the size of a Lincoln Navigator. The idea is to integrate AND maximize the modern vagina for modern needs to previously unheard of levels.

At last...we've found Osamas hideout

that's her loose hanging 'gina lips being tightly tucked and packed away.

I hate telemarketers who call and and when you answer "Jrzmommy....." they go, like they're your buddy, "Jrzmommy, hey, good mornin' to ya.....how was your weekend?" (sooo smoooooth---like Herb Tarlick on WKRP in Cincinnati)
And you're just like, "fine." But inside you're seething because now you have to listen to some dick that got a hold of your direct dial instead of the general number on a Monday morning......

I can't believe you allow your staff to transfer Telemarketing calls to you JM. Who the hell do you have working for you anyway?

143--Chimpanzees.... I'm a zoologist. (hee hee)

Tell you what, I'll have my people call one of your chimps, they'll hook you up with some quality chimps from the Congo. They'll work for bananas and they don't throw as much feces.

It's on me 'cause that's how I roll.

looks like a flopsy, sloppy, swollen vag to me.

the leg slims and what dwells beneath...are the least of the planet's issues..
i believe it's the cut of her hem.

or her rail.

jrz:

I pity the fool who transfers sales calls to me.

Ok, I see now that it is now actually a bulge.
But it was so much more fun when I thought she had huge puffy pooter lips.

perhaps she had her clit pierced and something went horribly wrong and now it's all swollen and infected and shit. ewwww . . .

It's not a bulge... It's the crotch of her pantyhose that runs slightly down the side, though the angle inwhich the picture is shot makes it appear to be a bulge... Understand?

Not everything is how it appears.
And I hate her passionatly.

OHH.....My.....GOD.....She wears panty hose? Stockings, you stupid quiff, stockings!!!! Hose are for hoes. hahaha, I'm so funny..... Really, don't surprise me, probably brewing up a nice bundle of yeast for the bread factories. A girls got to have business endeavors, right?

#140 - that made me lol! Good job!

Fucking Hohan would be like throwing a pencil into the grand canyon at this point.

And oh that smell, nasty.

Lindsay Lohan's pussy is made out of Silly Puddy.

Okay that looks like it is a part on the panty hose that has shifted over to a wrong place. She may have a huge wedgie or something but that is not a part of her body.

That's not Lindsay Lohan.
That's Michael Jackson.

i really don't get it.. those nylons are ultra tight, so what ever is hanging out there either above the nylons or, the nylons have extra crotch space for um, transvestites.

or, it's a really big pad.

maybe she is hiding her valuables down there. remember, last time her purse got stolen?

maybe she is hiding her valuables down there. remember, last time her purse got stolen?

this photo is a little...weird?
i have pantyhose and although they do have cotton liners (as most do), they don't pump out that way while the rest of the hose fits so snugly. this is so disturbing. she's such an idiot. what movie has she done that we should give a shit about her?

and actually. we should give a shit about her because she plays pretend for a living? i'm having a moment, excuse me.

m