First or second.

she just wants to see if lance has a testicular comb-over

^^^^DOUCHE^^^^

If he isn't tapping that he damn well should... That is 100% prime....

Rich bitch little princess whore. I hope he ATMs her while her daddy watches.

I thought Unitestes was dating Matt "B.O." Macaugnagay?!?!?!?

Watching Paris' herpes spread through Hollywood is like watching some kind of bizarre game show.
"Which one of her former sex partners will infect someone else next? And for 10 bonus points, guess who will get infected!"

I fucked Lance Armstrong. Highly over-rated. Only lasted 30 seconds. Weak.

Some debut for me. I'm sure I can do a lot better. I believe I will stick around. Get it... stick around. I'm on a fucking roll today boys. Jump back... the fag is in the house!!!!

Sheryl Crow wasn't hot. She is kind of manly.

@7 -Welcome to the Superfish, Guy-Pierre.
Have you seen Cock-Ninja hilarious blog?
Click my name to view it.

He can have when the Donald is done with her and not a minute before.

Which one of Lance's arms is the strong one? And did it get that way from jerking off himself, or other guys? Or both?

Hey biatcho and jrzmommy...look at what a "fat cow" I am...

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/xlipslikesugarx/pics%20of%20me/MeatTimsparty.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/xlipslikesugarx/pics%20of
20me/MeattheBachelorsBall.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/xlipslikesugarx/pics%20of%20me/MeandLynn.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/xlipslikesugarx/pics%20of%20me/MeandMatt.jpg

I'm willing to bet you NEVER looked that good! And of course, you never will!

hehehehehe... #12 I saw your picture and did stuff to myself. I won't tell you what, but it involved lots of towels.

I am happy to report that I would gladly give Ivanka a shiny coat of man-jelly, without a moment of hesitation.

I feel bad for her, her dad is a prick, and her brother is a mutant.

Anything is better than Sheryl Crow. Especially this thing.

http://theblemish.com

Wasn't he banging Paris?

http://www.celebslam.com

#12 - How much did you pay for the twins?

jrzmommy, biatcho.

Me thinks #12 has to be taken down like Sara-Jean.
I'll call in Hopeless_Screenwriter and Angry Ferret if you need them?

nothing

Why is that Brain Embolism? Because I'm the kind of girl who wouldn't give you the time of day? You're right! I don't give losers who sit behind a computer all day and bitch about the world the time of day. Sucks for you.

Sit tight you hot little vixen.
The cavalry is coming... right up your ass.

While you wait, read the comments on this thread http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/matthew_mcconaughey_and_penelo_1.html from post 15

And this is supposed to affect me how? You guys are sooooooooooooooooooooooo beyond lame, you know that? Who gets a fucking cavalry together to collectively attempt to make fun of people? You need to go out and get yourself laid, my friend. BAD!!! In fact, I think all of you could use a little bit of a vacation. Your lives must be really unsatisfying if this is what you have to do to get your kicks.

#20 - ...and pay close attention to what jrzmommy, RichPort, Hopeless_Screewriter, and Angry Ferret said.
They made poor Sarah-Jean cry to her mommy. If I remember correctly, she was twenty also.
Be thankful you only linked a few pictures and not a complete blogsite.

I kind of feel sorry for you.

Let me start out by being you!

I'm a worthless 20 year old who somebody at one time said I was hot.
Now I go on stupid celbrity blogs and pick fights.

It's that easy!

(Sorry Tranny, I had to do it)

#12

Oh look! We have a pretty little whore who thinks she is better than everyone else. Hmmm, sounds like what we make fun of everyday on the superficial. What the hell are you thinking posting a comment like that with pictures!! HAHAHA..

I can just picture her at home looking through her pictures. Here is one where I am prettier than the other girl, oh and this one there is a guy who likes me. People like me, dammit! Cause I am pretty.They are going to be so jealous!

Good call. The best way to beat a goat-fucking satyr nymph is to become just like them. Like me for example. I like to eat goat ass. Sure it smells fucking awful, but it gets me in shape for my pig boyfriend. I get laid all the time, because I have no standards whatsoever. Throw a burlap sack on me and fuck away. I'm a maggot. I'm lifes garbage. I'm a big bucket of pig-shit. Eat-me, Bite-Me, Suck-me, Flush me!!!!

Are you referring to me, because if you are you've hit the nail on the head. Especially the part about having no standards. I beg to be raped. I walk everywhere backwards like a cat in heat.

You people have serious problems. There is no way any of you can ever be as good looking as me. And all you do all day is sit in front of the computer pulling your puds, while us real people actually go outside and try to meet people.

I can already tell this thread is gonna ooze class...rock on!!

Check the pics. Basque in my wonderful beauty. Dream of becoming me, and know that everyday I wake up thanking God I am not like you.

Hopeless_, I think we should do a page on YOUR blog especially to 'This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover'... if you get my meaning.

Do your best freaks.

shallow  Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[shal-oh] lacking depth; superficial: a mind that is not narrow but shallow

conceited/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhn-see-tid]having an excessively favorable opinion of one's abilities, appearance, etc.

Main Entry: shallow
Part of Speech: adjective 2
Definition: unintelligent
Synonyms: cursory, empty, empty-headed, farcical, featherbrained, flighty, flimsy, foolish, frivolous, frothy, half-baked*, hollow, idle, ignorant, inane, lightweight, meaningless, paltry, petty, piddling, puerile, simple, sketchy, skin-deep*, slight, superficial, surface, trifling, trivial, uncritical, unthinking, vain, wishy-washy*

Sound like anyone you know?

This idiot isn't worth it. She is no Sarah Jean.

@33- It sounds like This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover in a nutshell

Hold tight vargagirl, help is on the way.

(Don't you leave either Rock'n Roll.)

Christ, who fucking cares???

Hopeless- stick around, Tranny, and Stallion may show up.

@36 Krisdylee: I heard you've never taken it in the ass. I that true. I'm shocked.

hopeless

I expect to see R&R grabbing my crisp dollar bill with her tits in about two hours. Then she can ask me to buy her a drink as she tells me she only strips to feed her eight year old daughter. "I'd do anything for her" she'd say, as I slowly unzip and firmly direct her head already open mouth toward my fly. Worst $6 I ever spent...

@37 I think she got scared and took off. It's cool. I couldn't see any of her pics anyway.

You fat tub of shit couldn't have me for all the money in the world. I would never go with someone who spends their whole life in front of a computer.

#41

Aren't you in front of a computer right now? Just askin..

I can still see them, and while we are on the subject..

FAP FAP FAP fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfaaaapfaaap

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Oh my it's the attacck of the ugly people. What to do what to do. Envy me. I am a maneater. I can have whatever I want, whenever I want. Bow to me you mere mortals. Dream of these lips being within feet of you as you pass out at my feet.

What the fuck is fapfapfapfap supposed to mean?

Nope, never been up the chocolate highway of love...

I do, however, squirt like a porn star.

He's doing what you want him to do to your photo's, he's expelling man juice.

(Beating off to your skanky image you ignorant, naive thing)

Rock n' Roll:

You, my dear, are a dime a dozen. All I can see in those pictures: egotistical, vain, fake n' baked, phony nails, (which, BTW, can harbour all sorts of nasties, germies, cooties and fecal bits), and a suspiciously phony lookin' rack. I see nothing different in you that isn't in all these 20 year olds who's main purpose in life is how they look.

Come talk to me in 15 years, when you've actually learned a thing or two, not only of yourself, but of the world.

#45 - I'm the guy at the nudist beach that can hold a dozen donuts and a cup of coffee in each hand. I'm pretty sure you're the chick who can eat the last donut.

#50- I'm glad you here Rich, to bring a little levity to the situation.

"Cupcake"

I agree, the plastic surgeon completely fucked up my tits. I should have known better for $49.95. What a steal huh? Look how far apart they are. It's like they hate each other. Imagine how much booby tape I have to use just to keep them together. Aren't they grotesque?

When commonly used in conversation, grotesque means strange, fantastic, ugly or bizarre, and thus is often used to describe weird shapes and distorted forms such as Halloween masks or gargoyles on churches. More specifically, the grotesque forms on buildings which are not used as drainspouts should not be called gargoyles, but rather referred to simply as grotesques, or chimeras.

Whew, well I guess I did that. So, what else have ya' got?

Since you lack wit, charm and minimal intelligence I guess you'll have to take your top off.

My tan cost more than my tits. Isn't that sick? What the fuck was I thinking? I should be beaten with a wooden shoe and forced to eat dog vomit fungus.

The Dog Vomit Fungus is not a fungus, but a slime mold. I guess calling it the "Dog Vomit Slime Mold" wasn't very appealing to the International Association of Slime Mold Naming Scientists (IASMNS). Anyway, its scientific name is Fuligo septica. Which, when roughly translated into english means, "sticky stuff that I need to eat to keep my orange glow".

wow sweety.. i don't know you but your not even average looking. Ur a lil chubby btw. Sorry to put you down but you overrate yourself.. greatly. =)

Yup, I'm chubby. That's why a man bid $5,000 for a date with me at the Bachelor's Ball. And btw, I didn't write any of that other shit. For 40 somethings you're all extremely immature. Don't worry, you're not going to "scare me" from commenting on this site. You people are pathetic.

I love cum.

A real picture of me:

http://www.downloadingpornwithdavo.com/facial-whore/facialwhore014.jpg

And another:

http://www.downloadingpornwithdavo.com/facial-whore/facialwhore007.jpg

You can actually see part of Brain's cock in this one:

http://www.downloadingpornwithdavo.com/facial-whore/facialwhore004.jpg

I am an attention whore that gets what I deserve!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/turtle777/attention_whore.jpg

Attention Whore:

The extremely fat girl in school (or online) who pretends she's sexy to garner attention. She dresses outrageously for her weight, dyes her hair every other week, and usually has a sob story so that people who make fun of her behind her back will pity her for a few moments. They are ladder climbers and attach themselves, not unlike blood-sucking parasites, to the most popular person who will tolerate their presence. Usually are virgins for life. Talk in loud, masculine voices and may, from the back, look a lot like a boy. In later life many become lesbians.

What the fuck? I got to THIS party a little late!

Those photos in comments number 57, 58, 59, 60 and 61, sure do look like that harlot in comment number 12.

Shame on you young lady.

Damn right, Ferret. You may lick my clit now for penance.

And fuck, tell that guy to shave his fuzz before you suck him off, Rock n' Roll. Jeez. Pubes + Throat = Vomiting on cock (so not sexy).

Uh, hey... BTW, who's in their 40's?

Me, I am mid-30's.

Ferret, I don't think the party has even started.
jrzmommy and biatco haven't had there say at miss pretty pants yet.
Stallion and Tranny either.

The makeup will be streaming down her tear soaked face.

Sometimes I think you're gay, Brain.

68 krisdylee - I'm through with Rock n Roll.
I'm just giving her a look ahead at what's on her horizon.

Thanks for thinking about me though.

@12 I really have nothing to add to this arguement, but I do have a quick question.

In the fourth picture @ post twelve, is that at the Hard Rock pool in Vegas from the weekend of Sept 8th to the 11th?

In that picture I think the guy in the back left is my old boss and owner of Magerks in Federal Hill where I used to Bar tend. Just wondering, because I was in Vegas staying at the Hard Rock that same weekend that he was. If it is, not a good Idea to put pictures up on the internet, just saying........

I have nothing to add to all the fighting though, sorry ya'll, I have enough enemies on here and don't really have the time to keep up..................

i hate ugly rich girls on the cat walk. *sigh*

No, Italian Stallion, I live in Florida. That's somewhere else. And as for everyone else, you're fucking ridiculous, pitiful excuses for human beings. You're everything that's wrong with America, and if you think that anything that's been said by any of you has any REAL affect on me what so ever, you're sadly mistaken and just wasting your time. You guys thought I was a "fat cow," then when you get proved wrong and realize I'm actually pretty, you hate me for it. Haha...I'm used to it. Most bitches are jealous, so don't think it's anything new.

You are on dumbass skanky whore. You think the boys you hang out with are with you because you are pretty. You're just a cum depository, like every other average looking chick with breasts. They cum and then they forget what you even looked like, and move on to the next piece of party whore ass they can find.

there's doing your taxes, and then there's a visit to the dentist, and there's ... reading this thread

I dont really have anything to say about this, so I guess I'll talk about Mel Gibson. Number one, everyone in America who is either A) Not Jewish or B) Not in hollywood or C) Not a hollywood Jew, knows that everything he said about Jews, and how they are directly, or indirectly, responsible for every war is totally true. Just get past all the liberal PC bullshit they feed you at college and in the media and youll see the average american agrees with Gibson, at least to some extent. That is all

Oh honey, you're an embarassment to young people. And not to mention, you ain't even that fine. During spring break, there are thousands of girls with your average looking face and tits.

And don't give me that "if you're so hot, post your picture..."

I won't because I actually want to make something of myself, whore.

Do you realise that you are one of the only people who here who thinks you look any better than the ladies you see on street corners acros the world? Slutty is not necessarily sexy, it can be just... slutty!
Whats the deal with the ego? are you taking the piss? or is it a self defense mechanism, ie, well i may have no personality, but men stare at my barely covered chest. I am worthy! Idiot

oh and do you think its jealousy the other girls feel for you or would it be pity and revulsion? Dont give yourself too much credit, coz your not that great

#72 - You have only been attacked because you're following the same tired formula as these Hollywood titwits we so abhor: Moderately pretty with highlighted hair, revealing clothes, and augmented boobs that you feel necessary to share with the rest of us. You've made yourself fair game. For someone who posts here pretty frequently, I find it hilarious that you would then say something to the effect "Well at least I'm not here as much as YOU! I have a life...". Be a good sport and take your medicine. You shouldn't share your personal life as it will be dissected, fricasseed, and served with glass of Chianti and some fava beans. THPT THPT THPT THPT!!!!

That said, I fucking hate trolls. I despise them. It was immediately obvious that some of the retorts under your name were not you at all. Trolls: grow a pair and stand behind your own already anonymous names you fucking panty waste. Trolling is not original, you idiotic cocksuckers. I make no excuses for being a dick in attacking Ms. R&R, or any other target, under my own name, fully ready to take the brunt of a counter attack. You know who you are. Stop being little bitches.

Seriously, every single whore I run into lives in Florida.

I've been lurking for a while- I love this site, especially for the comments. I had to get caught up, though.... I read the Sarah Jane thread. Excellent work, ladies and gentlemen. Well played.... very well played indeed. You all do such wonderful work. I hope R&R will consider herself edugoddamncated.....although I rather doubt it. Lobotomies do tend to be permanent.

Also, I live in Florida. And I can assure you that I AM a whore. All of my friends are whores too. And my mom, who also lives in Florida. So.... yeah. R&R is probably a whore, too. But not in the good way, like my mom and me.... in the BAD way.

Here, I posted this on another thread, before I saw this one......so since arthritis is setting in in my old age (37), I'll spare my joints and cut and paste:

To Rock and Roll Takeover (I just grimmaced at how gay that is) Ya know, my six year old daughter has started saying, "She's jealous of me! She's just jealous!! Don't be so jealous"....about some girl at school. But that's okay because she's six and she just learned a new word and that's a typical six-year-old-girl response to things. HOWEVER--coming from a 20 year old, it just sounds...I dunno.....pathetic? And posting pictures of yourself to PROVE how pretty you think you are to a bunch of yahoos like us is sad and SCREAMS insecurity. Your lack of grace is only overshadowed by your conceit. It would normally be painful to see someone so unselfconfident, but it's just too much fucking fun to laugh at you.

Seriously, you're a joke.....now run away before someone drops a house on you, too.

By the way......Ivanka Trump better watch her back--Matty boy might not take too kindly to his sweetheart canoodling with her.

You know why I don't give a shit what any of you say? Because that's not even me you fucking cunt rags. I guess I would be offended if I were really a 20 year old preppy bitch like that, but considering I'm not 20, not a girl, and not even close to preppy, I can't really get too upset. You're all fucking worthless.

AND btw jrzmommy, I hope your little cunt of a daughter chokes on her mac n cheese. Pieces of shit like you aren't supposed to breed. In fact, it's asshole children like the ones you have that ruin EVERYTHING!!! Send her to an Amish school so she can get shot execution style. And my name is a lyric from a song you ass clown. Eat a cock.

Now that I have your IP address too, I can track down what office you work at and give your boss a little ring-a-ding on the telephone and tell them that one of their employees sits on a fucking celebrity website and talks shit to people all day. I'm sure that's not what they're paying you for. This is going to be fun.

#87 Dude. Stop. Please. You are making my balls ache.

Dude, how does that make your balls ache?

You constantly telling all of us how beautiful you are, how you can get any guy you want, etc. is making my balls ache.

You are attractive and I am sure you have a personality somewhere, but you rambling on, telling everyone on here what losers they all are, it's getting a little old. Bashing celebrities, that is one thing and lord knows I got no problem with that; bashing people who are just looking for a little escapist entertainment, quite another.

If you are not liking the company, feel free to unplug and go somewhere else. The rest of us are here for our own amusement. If this isn't your particular cup of tea, then feel free to visit one of the other celebrity bashing websites, there are plenty to go around.

#87 - And yet you're still here... your wannabe IP tracking and internet vigilante crap makes me shudder... of course I've been locked in my freezer with my laptop all night, but I think I'm shivering because of you... Scary!

#87

You have the IP addresses of firewalls, baby. It's not nice to threaten. It's a small world, and you might need a job someday.

I'm forty years old, and proud to say I've had my day in the sun, sweetie. And the photo spreads to prove it.

I suggest you pour your boundless energy into something far more productive. Like saving baby seals or building sandcastles.

Commish - I've seen some pretty cool sandcastle pictures... it's amazing what someone with an artistic desire and far too much time on their hands can create. Of course I think this winner will just do what my son does: make misshaped sand mounds and eat them. Of course, my boy is less than a year old...

Rich-

Maybe she'll chew on a Portuguese Man o' War while she rolls around on the beach.

I have a llama named Ivanka and a Goat names Lance and they are in love... so I am certain that means something.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#87

Dude, that might have worked circa Windows 98SE days, but like Commissioner Gordon said, you are not getting an accurate protocol address. Heck, there are software redirects you can do now, not just physical firewalls.

What you want to do is get a MAC signature, then go DOS from there, maybe a traceroute or something similar. This will give you point to point routes that narrow down the protocol feed to probably 100 square miles. Any more accurate necessities, and you'll have to talk to the CIA or something.

Just trying to help.

If Armstrong is hittin Ivanka all I can say is
I vanna bedder deal.

She's hot. And even better, Ivanka's tits actually don't fall east and west when she's standing up.

How old do you need to be to know the girls who think they are pretty are the most insecure of the lot.

It's a damn shame too. Because I have no use for that.
Outside of a short weekend where they don't confess all their crap to me.

You know what the best part is? I didn't create anything. Take a look at how many comments I ever posted as opposed to everyone else who was attacking me. And most of those weren't even really me, they were some douche bag (probably the most clever of the bunch) stealing my name and responding to things people were saying, because the only way to make someone you don't know look bad, is to try and be them. Thanks for trying though, guys! It's been fun!

Ah don't worry about these curmudgeons Rock 'n Roll, they're just jealous. You're young and gorgeous, 'nuff said.

Well no offense r&r, but im a girl, i have a sexy bf and I didnt even need to take my bra off to get attention but whatever rocks your boat