FIRST!!!

so this is what she calls sexy ?

first please

umm yuck?

BAARF. She is so dirty and so nasty, and I don't think having a body like a thirteen year old boy constitutes as sexy. Scarlett=sexy confident, and actually does have curves. Drunst is just ICKY

She rocks. You people couldn't get laid on a pig farm.

Nothing says "sexy" like my Grandfather loafers.

Dunst is one rough looking trick, and now it appears she's lost her sanity as well.

Fire the stylist. She looks like Billy Corgan in a fucked up wig.

#6

some people have no standards.

Sexy is in the eye of the beholder and I am way sexier then she is or any of you.

What is with the knee-highs and clogging shoes?? Well, that's just a tad sleazy, if you ask me.

"She is way below my standards she has very sharp knees"

This bitch has a "Dr Suess" face.........

#11... if those are your pictures honey, the only beholders who will find you sexy are those who enjoy pasty porkers.

Not my cup o' tea, but don't worry I'm sure a lot of folks from cattle country are looking for companionship.

Welcome to the Superfish

I bet she glows in the dark, she needs a tan.

#11 you are one creepy looking chick, no ponie ride for you, baby.

Kirsten:

Free Willy called. He wants to know if you're available for dinner this Saturday.

Jessica: planning any mass murders in the near future? In case you didn't know, vampire freaks is linked to the Dawson College shooting in Montreal last month, plus a 13-year-old girl and her boyfriend killing her parents in southern Alberta last year. You people, and I say that with as much disdain as humanly possible, are seriously fucked up and need to conduct your murder-suicides in reverse order.

Go to hell now please.

Ah, I used to wear those socks. Then I got jumped by a bunch of vatos.

http://wampoon.com

i happen to be sexually attracted to robin williams.

.....

my therapist is currnetly helping me through many issues, hopefully one day i'll be sane...

Is it a full moon or something, freaks are coming out of the woodwork. And you know #20, any zoo with a gorilla cage can satiate your Williams fetish. It'll give you a pounding and probably make you laugh with it's antics, something that Williams hasn't done in years.

#11 - If you are going to use this site to spam your totally fucking lame-ass vampire bullshit site, at least have something to say. Dumb vampire bitch.

http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com - Vampire-free for over 20 years.

PS - Kirsten Dunst and David Spade were seperated at birth.

As I sit here, sniffling, with red, puffy eyes and a sore throat, drinking lukewarm cocoa like Vodka, I feel better knowing Kirsten and Jessica think they are sexy.

Kirsten is just plain crazy and Jessica has a bad dye job and lives in her parent's basement.

Ferret, once again, you give me reason to drag myself out of bed and put on a smoking hot suit and fierce shoes to go to the office.

"Vampire-free for over 20 years".

# 11: You are a living, breathing, walking fad.

kris:

I thought she was a living, breathing, piece of shit.

I can't stand those socks.

www.starfruitgossip.com

Desire comes from the mind, but visual stimulation can help and wearing this outfit is hard to overcome.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm

I have lost extreme amounts of respect for Peter Parker.

Big Jim, I think I may now be in love with you - "need to conduct your murder-suicides in reverse order" - absolute class.

she's hot in an unconventional way. ordinary folks just don't have the brain cells to grasp it. that's why they're boring and repetitive (see above, or, well, anything in the archives)

Well I think that you're just an idiot #30 and a very conventional one, since you think that Kirsten Dunst is "hot"

You would think all her mirrors are shattered

http://www.celebslam.com

Snaggletooth's outfit SCREAMS sexy. Mmm mmm MMM! Knee socks and stragglie hair
Jessica Ellis's lover, pictured here, is also very sexy:
http://static.flickr.com/8/10180188_b56ef7d76b.jpg

She does look like Billy Corgan in that first pic...or Gollum with trendy shades.

Remember when Smeagol started degenerating and morphing into the freakish, thin-lipped creature called Gollum?

I see Kirsten already carries her "Precious" around her neck.

Jeez-louise! Jrz- what the fuck? How in the hell did you get that picture? What is it?

Damn. I was almost scared healthy.

DAMN YOU, #34, you stole my thundah!

@33 Ah ha ha ha!

That would explain the "Sexy is in the eye of the beholder" line. You can't really judge "sexy" if your eyes resemble a goldfishes'.

Two words: "Michael Jackson". Simple pattern recognition, ladies and gentlemen.

Commish, sonya, etc...That's Brian Peppers--child molester. So, since he is a child molester, it's okay to make fun of him and wish horrendous shit on him. Normally, someone that looks like that deserves butt loads of pity, but not this time. This one deserves a firing squad.

I've said this before, but I have the distinct pleasure of residing in the same town as Brian Peppers. He molested his cousin with salad tongs.

Nice.

I'm not going to be able to choke down my chicken pot pie my assistant just brought me.

Rich:

Did your Guats enjoy their stay at Casa La Mish? Those brats acted like they had never seen the inside of a house, much less a toilet brush.

Your crazy. This gal is "F"ing HOT!

41--is he in jail?

This is what Mr. Peppers was wearing when he reeled Jessica Ellis in. That lucky beeotch!

http://gorillamask.net/brianpeppers-(25).jpg

She is such a repulsive bridge troll. That's all I can say because her filth is repugnant & leaves me speechless.

Brian peppers on the other hand is a fine piece of ACE!

Commish - They actually have never seen the inside of a house, unless you count a dank basement as a house that is. I usually blindfold them then lock them right in the bathroom.

Why don't you people (yes, the people posting all day long), get jobs? I'm serious. Please post serious responses (as to why you don't get jobs instead of posting for free all day) below.

Thanks!

Dis bitch pussy smells like burnt grits

49--international jet-setting multi-billionaire ingénues -- like us-- don't need jobs.....jeez! Now shhhhh.......

@45: Not anymore. I know a guy who went to school with him, actually showed me the yearbook to prove it. He's a big hit on the internet, just google his name and you can buy shirts, etc.

Yeah you tell him #51, we are International jet-setting wattchamacallits, we don't need no fucking jobs.

#49=employed douchebag

52--He's my favorite thing to freak out people with. And since he's done something hideous, it's fun to make fun of him. He must have gotten some serious shit when he was a kid.

jobs are for sissies. and do-gooders!

Sexy? el oh el.

I like to call Kirsten Dunst "Flapjacks."

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And K-Fed is a resonsible adult.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

jobs are for non-golfers.

We have been blessed by the bounties of living in the god ol' U S of Fucking A. We are wealthy, and have time for the good life and the superfish. If you're some salaried loser who whines, it just means that you are not doing something right, you are bad for America and are probably a member of Al-Quaeda.

OK, so ... where are these curves she's talking about? And not the curve a boney knee or elbow has.

Personally, if Kirsten Dunst put on 25 points, I'd bang her like a porch door in the middle of a hurricane. (By the way, this offer is also still outstanding to everybody's favorite fire crotch. Call me Li-lo!)

Until then, the Gylenhaals of the world will keep trying to creep up on Kirsten's boney, snaggle toothed butt. And TCLTC.

Ugh, I can't stand this ho... sure she has a pretty decent rack, but her teeth look like her toothbrush is made of sandpaper.

As for my line of work, I am a frequent Food Stamp Queuer. :)

#49 - I constantly have a minimum of 3 computer screens in front of me at any given time, plus I was freakishly born with a third arm. So multitasking comes easy to me. OK fine, I lied, it's not a third arm, it's my johnson, but I can use it to hit the space bar in a pinch. I used to live the high life like Jrz, Commish and Slim, but I felt unfulfilled and decided to rejoin the rat race with retards like you. Plus I kept getting kicked out of country clubs for shitting on the greens everytime someone mistaked me for the help.

Em. Hot though she may not be, I'm more concerned with what she's doing. Walking around wearing what she is.. and in traffic? I thought you got in cars to go places, not the other way around.

I wonder what Angelinos think of their celebrities. Like, in my town our equivalent of celebrities would be transients and bad drivers, but you get that crowd in LA, too ..

Eh, well. She's hot enough for my standards. Now back to my wrist slitting. And not not-job having.

Did I write mistaked? I meant mistook, as in the sentence "I made a huge mistook smoking weed during my lunchbreak."

PS - Richport is the funniest commenter on this site.

"OK fine, I lied, it's not a third arm, it's my johnson, but I can use it to hit the space bar in a pinch."

That's gold right there.

#65 - Many thanks, but please do not get me in trouble. Me and my bad spelling need to remain anomynous.

#65 - Don't give RichPort a big head, he might start routing fot St Louis.

******** Let's Go METS ********

I'm holding Kirsten Dunst responsible for all the black jujyfruits in my box of jujyfruits today. EIGHT!!! Eight out of fifteen jujys were black flavored. Totally unacceptable. This shit's gotta stop with the vast preponderance of my jujys being black flavor.

Madonna's new kid is black flavored too.

She looks like the crazy cat lady up the road.

I heard Dunst was also part of the vast conspiracy that took down the magenta M&M.

true story

# 68-- You're a jujyfruit supremicist, I knew it! Just admit it.

Kirsten Dunst doesn't like jujyfruits. They get stuck on her snaggle tooth.

As did Gylenhaal, but that's another story for another time. A story involving women with bony, lithesome bodies like 14 year old boys and the closeted moviestars who chase them.

I was being sarcastic

eh--she was hot when she was that little Vampire girl. She accomplished something I've always aspired to. She called Brad Pitt "daddy" . . .

I hate to tell you this but your sarcasm needs work.

Jokes where the cock is named Johnson are ALWAYS funny.

#73 - WHEW! Now I really can stay under the radar. Again, many thanks. The last time some gave me props the papparazzi hounded me for days. I still see spots in my eyes... Thanks for nipping that in the fucking bud, my new best friend. Being igcognito is my specialty.

This site is like two days old each day

Here is a site that is updated 15x a day. All celeb stuff.

http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/

later.

Sorry, 37...but can we ever go wrong when making fun of Snaggy McTooth up there?

jrz:

Are you sure they're black? Maybe they're just wiggers (er, I mean blonkeys).

Oh, and jobs are for immigrants.

kirsten dunst is "curvy"? her teeth have more protrusion than her body.

#77 go fuck right off. The name of your so-called blog is fadedyouth, sounds like jadedyouth, and we have enough of them wannabe fuckos around here. Don't need the likes of you or your chocha juices in these parts.

BigJim: Yeah, I'm sure they're black...when I poured them out of the box onto my desk they just sat there.

no offense, Rich.

ok, jrz, you just made me wet my pants... and not in the good way.

82 - jrzmommy, were they grabbing they're crotches?

the ones on the corner of my desk were grabbing their crotches. One of them tried to rob the yellow ones.

I think she is hot.

I think she is fugly and will never have a starring role that tops 'Bring It On.' She was horribly miscast as Marie Antoinette.

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First, to be sexy and curvy, you have to look like a woman ...
And aren't her breasts already saggy ?? Imagine adding 25 lbs ...

Actually I find that a nice fashion sense, for a corpse like her

#82 - HA!!! Why would I take offense? Blatant ignorance offends me, not witty humor. You know I love racial humor, even against my own. Also, I think you may have me confused... I am not, nor have I ever been a damn jujyfruit! My egg whites made my egg yolks build railroads across my kitchen counter, you know, to move the opium. Similarly, my Wonder bread can't dance nearly as well as my empanadas.

My name tells my ethnicity... that's why picked it...

Robert Pickton got laid on a pig farm.

FERRET!!

Please, please, please, please do a Sarah_Jean to this Jessica_Ellis biatch? I love it when you pull a Sarah_Jean. Please? If you have time?

she looks like a school girl who was picked up by a dirty old truck driver and raped multiple times, then thrown out on to the streets as prostitute.

Rich: you're wealthy and you're Portugese? AWESOME! I didn't think you'd get all DanYELL on me for that joke, but all the same, I would never want to offend someone as totally fucking cool as you.

Jrz, I truly love you.
Actually, Brian Peppers passed on. He was severely mentally handicapped and he got the reputation of molesting someone because he grabbed a nurse's ass in his hospital. He wasn't a child molestor. But he was pretty freaky looking. Poor guy. Can you imagine how bad he probably wanted some ass?

Oh, and by the way, Kirsten Dunst looks like shit in that picture. With all that money, you'd think she could afford a hairbrush.

96--damn....just as soon as I thought it was safe to make fun of someone fucked up looking -- an urge that I've been squashing for YEARS -- and finally I thought I had found the ideal candidate when I heard he was evil.....and now I feel LOADS worse because he was condemmed AND fucked up looking and he never did any of it? GODDAMMIT--INACCURACY MAKES JRZMOMMY ANGRY!

Jrz - Some of my antecedents involved in the "transfer of knowledge and agrarian skills" from Africa were in fact Portuguese, but when you're as mixed up as me, you have the pleasure of attacking everyone. Just ask my lily white wife... that is, when I get the sock out of her mouth and unchain her from the radiator. I do however, think it's a neocon conspiracy that all black candy tastes like shit. I mean, who the fuck eats licorice?

Nurse, I need more Thorazine...

Next blog post should read: "Kirsten Dunst is officially legally blind." What's cuvy and sexy about that?

#30

If the new requirement for 'unconventional beauty' is looking like the waxy corpse of a former trailer-dweller, then she totally fits the bill.

Meanwhile, Kirsten Dunst is coming far out of left field with her delusions. She needs something to bring her back down to our planet. Preferably some lovely concrete shoes.

oh mi god.
her face looks like lumpy vanilla pudding,with teeth.
i hate fake tan,but now i can see why it was invented.somebody buy her some.please.

and if she thinks that knee hi catholic school girl socks are sexy worn with a denim diaper,i think its fair to say she may be a delusional schizophrenic and should be treated to some bilateral electric shock therapy.

im looking out for her wellbeing people,and ours.

If she was wearing a bra, lost the stocking and shoes, maybe a new jacket, then she'd look all right. I like her hair... and at least she's not huge.

i actually think she is sexy.

I think she's pretty, and somewhat sexy.

She's quite skinny though. I think she'd look good with a bit more meat on her bones.

(sarcastic tone) Oh yes...she's VERY curvy.

A hahaha, hahahaha, (chokes) he hahehehaha...sex...pffft...hahahaha

ok in these pics she doesnt look that good but i think she gorgeous

I looked really hard and I swear the only part of her that's curvy are her knees.