Oct 9 2006Kevin Federline makes his acting debut

I've seen some pretty moving performances before, but Kevin Federline portraying 'Angry Onlooker #2' has just topped the list. His delivery of "You bitches haven't caught them cats yet?" in the upcoming CSI touches the soul. In the hands of an amateur it could've been a disaster, but K-Fed's masterful grasp of the craft really makes it work. I almost shudder to think how somebody like Tom Hanks would've butchered it. He'd probably just trip and wet his pants with a line that difficult.



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I want that CSI guy more than ever, now.

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Kick some ass K-Fed. Show all those haters, dog.

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I wish I were nick stokes today! punching k-fag must've been great...no stunt doubles.

You're quick apacherose. Nick was always my hero on CSI. He's now at God status. Why does hollywood keep giving KFed opportunities like this. Either producers are truely retarded, or they think it's really fun to pick on KFed.

The burning in my eyes...Make it stop!

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All I can think of is when Johny Drama yells "Victory!!!!!!!!"

That is quite classic acting, I am really floored at the performance.

Literally, I am having to climb up off the floor from laughing so hard. Oh lord, I can hardly see to type... the tears are just pouring from the laughter. It is all too much. I must go rest now. Thank you!

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I'm not a wigger, I just play one on TV!

I hope that punch wasn't scripted. I like when actors improvise.

oh, god yes. seeing someone punch k-fed in the gut after he had the gall to call someone other than himself a joke just made my soul feel that much more complete, even if it was acting.

I've always been annoyed by the acting on CSI... now I have really good reason to be!

watching k-fed get punched gave me 15 boners!

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Every time I hear K-Fed speak, I think of the lines from Disco the Kid's song about him:

"You're a backup dancer, not a hardcore gangsta ... please Hammer don't hurt me ..."

Yes K-Fed, somebody did get that on tape, to the amusement and delight of all.

It is nice to see him doing something other than making shitty music and impregnating his wife though.

"Did someone get that on film?"

Yes, dumbass, everyone from the CSI crew.....

What the fuck, did he forget where he was?

It would have been a better scene if it was his wife while she was pregnant........

P.S. I know that was part of the script.......

Haha...George Eads is my hero....and I want him on me.

@17-

On you or IN you? I'd go for option 2.

Yeehaaa, and he's from Ft. Worth, too. What a fabulous coincidence...


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@18 On and in please!

Yup, Texas Tech alum and all....I wonder if he has a house here in TX...

Seeing him get slugged made me so hard. And I'm female.

K-Fed got punched! It made me a little happy. I think his type has been cast. Most hated man in america, indeed :)

I still think Kev's the brains of the Federline household. Remember Britney's latest TV appearances? Uh-huh... It was nice to see someone clock him, though I wish it was Hot Black Dude on CSI instead of Hot White Dude. But you take what you can get.

I just......nevermind.

Yes! I smell Emmy!!! Nick Stokes' fist deserves a medal!

You know, he did a good job. If it were anyone else in that episode, no one would have batted an eyelash. Give the guy a break - he's trying to make it and he's doing the best he can. He was immediately pre-judged because he married Britney. I bet there are tons of guys out there who would love to be in his shoes, so judge the guy on his merit, not for who he's married to.

*ignoring #27....practicing skills learned at anger management session......ignoring #27....practicing skills learned at anger management session......ignoring #27....practicing skills learned at anger management session......ignoring #27....practicing skills learned at anger management session......*

#27 - posts #1-#26 are judging him on his merit. He sounds like a bigger blonkey than that kid from Prison Break. He makes Aaron Carter look like Dr Dre. He makes Justin Timberlake sound like Jay Z. I could do this all day...

and the award for biggest douche nozzle goes to....K-FEDDDDDDDD

oh i had to add this. remember scary movie, when brenda says she sees her friend in a hot tub with a backup dancer and she says, "a backup danca?? she dont love herself." hahaha

Acting Debut? Wasn't he 'shitty dancer #12' in 'You Got Served'?

Oh, this is absolutely Emmy-award caliber thespianship. K-Fed shows true dedication to his craft. It's obvious he has studied with the best, and honed his Stanislawky method to a fine point. The Barrymores, Bernhardt, Duse, DeNiro, et al., will be wiped from memory by Sir Federline's brilliant characterization of a "street gangsta."

Actually, it is enough to turn any woman "thespian" after seeing Mr. Federline's continual wife beater/baggy shorts/backward hat shitstyle.

wow.................................................................................................................................I'm jealous......think he'll open an acting school an' i can atten'?

@29 RichPort - For those who are new here or just plain forgot, a BLONKEY is a more PC way of saying WIGGER.

WIGGER means White-Nigger

BLONKEY means Black-Honkey

Say Black Honkey a couple of timesto yourself, it'll will make you smile.


PS I hyphenated in honor of Angry Ferret who would like to be with us , but his company changed the settings on WebSense to include everything non-viewable except sites about butterflies.

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for some reason the "i'm" got cut off there, although I guess someone else coooould be jealous as well

sorry #27, I think you're gonna be seriously disappointed for a very long time if you worry about what people have to say about good ol' K-fed, for some people, it's impossible to scrub loser off of themselves, and kfed happens to fall into that category. Now, britney had her pick of many a good man, and she chose him for some reason, who knows, maybe the pheromones left clinging to him from Shar made him smell so loverly and attractivating to her that he was irresitable to the nubile young bimbette, who knows? but I seriously and highly doubt that the man will ever be taken for anything more than the loser who lucked out with brit brit and went on to produce a tater tot and little fry.

There is a little bit of irony in Kevin Federline saying the line " You're a Joke."

anyone who watches CSI is honestly a bigger fag than K-Fed

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What a fucking waste of time. I can't believe I watched it. I actually dying on the inside from the mediocrity oozing out of it. Really, I am.

...it wasn't that bad. At least he didn't rap.

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wow, that's one minute of my life i'll never get back. my personal favorite part was when that "tough" guy says "there's about to be an ass whooping on this block." i knew there was a reason i didn't watch csi.

actually, it's two minutes i'll never get back. for some stupid reason, i watched it twice.

Word is born? What is this, 199fucking5? Yes, I can hear Redman playing in the background as we speak...

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease punch him again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K-Fed is an ugly motherfucker to begin with, but you put him next to George Eads' fine ass and he really looks like shit....

He should have hit him harder. White trash trying to be gansta... good god.

You can say that again pookiedoo...he is fuuu-uuugly! I don't get it...what? does he have a colossal penis or something? what makes that man so attractive that women would let him sperminate them????????

mmmmMMMMM bitch!!

This becomes much better when you imagine it's unscripted and that a professional actor got so pissed with K-Fed he broke character to punch him in the face.

If this isn't proof that all wiggas should be shot on sight then I have no fuckin' clue what is.

i like the part where he got punched in the stomach...

god everything he does sucks. i can't wait to find out how retarded his kids are.

Ha - they actually found a part for this wigger that he can really do without practice and wardrobe was a cinch, he just had to show up in his own clothes...

What a stupid asshole - I suppose now he'll be taken as a "serious actor"...garbage in, garbage out...

Britney's bitch is like a cockroach that just won't die. You keep on spraying and spraying and spraying but it just comes back for me. Com'on, die already!

I'm sorry I insulted cockroaches. And thank you for teaching me something new! Wigger and Blonkey! Thats funny!

Sandy Meisner would be proud.

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Next time kick him in the nuts so hard he can't have anymore little britney k-fed trailer trash offspring. I'm not remotely PC so wigger works fine. What is it with asian people acting like blacks too. Chigger = chinese-nigger, Jigger = Japanese-nigger. Kinda like those dudes in tokyo drift trying to be hiphopish. I guess they haven't heard that acting like that is tacky and out of style.

...Sock you in the stomach three more times.

HAHA,the punch in the stomach makes it all worth while...maybe he shouldve kicked him in the nads so he cant spawn any more trailer babies

I'm WEAK.... in the knees... For K-Fed.
damn, but he's a prize hunk of man meat, isn't he? Isn't he just? Ladies? RIGHT?

#59 you comment stealer lol.

YAY!!!
A clip of K-fag actually worth seeing. CSI dude, you are my personal hero.

is it me or have we yet to see this so called 'backup dancer' dance????? is he really in brits videos?

#27 DeeDee67....Get a clue!!!!! He is judged on his merit....He doesn't have any!!!! He's trying to make it? Please....He's only out there trying to make it because of who he's married to. Did we hear about him before he got with Spears? No! Do you think we will hear about him by next year? Probably not! Except when it's time for him to move on to someone more famous, because Spears just couldn't get him where he wanted.

Well Well, George Eads deserves an Emmy... rite now, and i mean it...

If you had actually watched that episode, his character's name was "Pig" and he was the ring leader of the mobbing pack. For what the part was (a low-life gang-bangin' scumball that beat up tourists) he fit it well.

If you're gonna rip on him, at least have your facts straight.

that's funny....he's not exactly a thug-type guy either

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