October 16, 2006
Kevin Federline is going to get body slammed
In case you want to watch the greatest thing on TV tonight you should check out Monday Night Raw where Kevin Federline is set to be body slammed by WWE wrestler John Cena.
Introduced as the "A-list friend" of bad guy Johnny Nitro, Federline played the villain as he walked to the ring amid boos from the crowd. "Same people who are booin' me now buy my picture on the cover of magazine," he told the audience. "Y'all want to hear my rap?" When the boos continued, he replied, "Well, you're going to have to wait until my record drops in October." At that point, WWE champion John Cena came out, taunting Federline in classic wrestling smack-talking style with such lines as, "The album is called Playing With Fire? They should call it The Biggest Scumbag on Earth!" and "You're less talented than Paris Hilton!" In response, Federline made a comment about wanting to see Cena's rear end dragged around the ring. Then the 6' 1", 240-lb. Cena pretended to shake Federline's hand before lifting him in the air and dropping him to the mat in a body slam.
If Kevin Federline doesn't make it in the music industry he can always make a living getting beat up on TV shows. The demand is high enough they could even give him his own show. Throw in a recurring character that hits him in the crotch with a wooden mallet and you've got the next Seinfeld.
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Comments
1. Posted by screammylungzout on October 16, 2006 6:10 PM
hahahha awesome
2. Posted by Mtg Babe on October 16, 2006 6:15 PM
this is a joke....this guy is a joke..kevin will you please just desappear from our lives forever? Please !!!!I beg of You!!!
Do it for the sake of human nature>
3. Posted by Binky on October 16, 2006 6:20 PM
An "'A-list friend' of bad guy Johnny Nitro" ? Wow.
That's like winning the Nobel Peace Prize or something down there isn't it?
But is he now K-dead ?
4. Posted by Starfruit Gossip on October 16, 2006 6:20 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.starfruitgossip.com
5. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 16, 2006 6:22 PM
Oh how I wish I was John Cena
http://www.celebslam.com
6. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 16, 2006 6:34 PM
oh i wish the iron sheik would come out of retirement and put the camel clutch on kfed. priceless.
7. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 16, 2006 6:40 PM
He must've dropped his cigarette and coca-colaź before being hoisted into the air.
8. Posted by Ed Bambrick on October 16, 2006 6:42 PM
Federslime is a wart on the ass of humanity- he must be reported, found & exterminated.
P.S. - His wife is a fat fucking whore.
P.P.S. - So is my wife!
9. Posted by xx.deathcab.xx on October 16, 2006 7:04 PM
Just like Ashlee Simpson at the fucking Superbowl.
10. Posted by loagun on October 16, 2006 7:06 PM
In other news, did anyone see the new Britney Spears? She's skinny again. Now she just needs to loose the loser hubby n she'll be back to normal.
here she is
http://www.breatheheavy.com
11. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 16, 2006 7:09 PM
"Cuz the boy's in the hood are always hard, come talking that shit and we'll body slam you hard, knowin nothing in life but to be legit, don't quote me boy, I'm K-Fedshit"
"Punk ass trippin but it's all right, Kevin scored a Spear, he's gonna be paid the rest of his life"..............
12. Posted by assfacecocknocker on October 16, 2006 7:17 PM
fuk it, i kik his ass too!
i kool.
13. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 16, 2006 7:52 PM
@11 - Daaamn Stallion, you be kickin it N.W.A. style!
14. Posted by ReallyNotOkay on October 16, 2006 7:54 PM
Yes! Finally!! I really need to watch it now.
15. Posted by losenord on October 16, 2006 7:55 PM
Why? Why? Why?
Why?
Why? Why?
Why? Why?
16. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 16, 2006 7:56 PM
Hopefully his next TV show will be with Jeff Corwin, swimming with sting rays or playing bait with Great Whites.........
17. Posted by Regnig on October 16, 2006 8:05 PM
Um.. even though the story is true (hubby watches wrestling) the quotes are way off.. more of a paraphrase.
BUT! KFed was bodyslammed, how much better can that get??
18. Posted by misterveryze on October 16, 2006 8:17 PM
Has anyone told this motherfucker that wiggers are gay??
19. Posted by misterveryze on October 16, 2006 8:20 PM
...I mean wigger in the Christian sense of the word of course.
20. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 16, 2006 8:24 PM
Wow, that could be the perfect job for him. He is the guy everyone loves to hate. Who would have thought he could have a place in society.
Maybe next he could be the "pie in the face" guy at a carnival, or maybe stand with an apple on his head and have someone throw knives... you know random people from the crowd.
Just goes to show there is a place for everyone.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
21. Posted by sexybitch on October 16, 2006 8:26 PM
I suppose it's too much to pray for permanent nutsack damage. For Christ's sweet sake, something has to stop him before he breeds again. Figures he would hook up with the human Pez dispenser that is Spears.
22. Posted by CooterPunch on October 16, 2006 8:40 PM
____
VIDEO HERE!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/10/k-fed-gets-his-ass-beat-video.html
____
23. Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on October 16, 2006 9:27 PM
Please throw in a drop-kick. I wish he would've starred in Jackass 2... such great sharkbait he makes.
24. Posted by Shaun on October 16, 2006 9:33 PM
Cena's career just gained another $5000.00 a week in endorsements for bitch slapping a hollywood pillow boy. Excellent!
http://www.digital-six.net
25. Posted by Danklin on October 16, 2006 10:20 PM
Didn't Britney do the same thing to her first son?
26. Posted by Danklin on October 16, 2006 10:23 PM
"Nitro does that make you mad? You aint got the nuts to hit me. If it wasnt for K-fed, i'd be spearing Britney"
Ah who writes this wonderful stuff?
27. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 16, 2006 11:32 PM
#22 - Thanks CooterPunch, that's 5 minutes & 51 seconds of your life that you owe me for those three videos I sat through due to your urging.
@16 - I think Stallion meant Steve Irwin?
(Now we're even... known/knowing)
28. Posted by All Powerful Wizard Of Oz on October 17, 2006 12:16 AM
I doubt K-fed will really make it as anything but a professional assclown, which really doesn't say much since this is something he does not really have to work hard at being. It's sort of like asking a monkey to act like a monkey. It's pointless and doesn't make much sense since it's in its nature to act like a monkey because that's what it is and it wouldn't understand you anyway if you asked it to act like a monkey since it doesn't speak the English language. Much like K-Fed.
29. Posted by AmberDextrose on October 17, 2006 3:13 AM
I see the work of Edna in this. Perhaps that wacky old bitch is right and the evil ones shall be brought before The Lord and ye they shall be cast out (in this case out of the ring).
30. Posted by hendero on October 17, 2006 3:17 AM
At least the likes of David Hasselhoff, Mr. T and Pam Anderson had actual careers before becoming parodies of themselves. Kfed is such a sack of shit he couldn't even manage that
31. Posted by JBean on October 17, 2006 3:36 AM
He's almost as ridiculous as The Superfish's new background.
32. Posted by jrzmommy on October 17, 2006 5:45 AM
fake or not, I believe I heard a choir of angels singing.
33. Posted by RichPort on October 17, 2006 6:19 AM
I can't stand either one of these Marky Mark channeling beeotches. Each pays some anonymous Black kid to write their gangsta shit, but at least Cena takes HGH to make it appear that he's relevant. These two blonkey poster boys need to here a few Nirvana CDs... That said, I hope Cena ass reamed him in the dressing room... WWE: We're Wiggers Everyday!
34. Posted by RichPort on October 17, 2006 6:20 AM
here...? Fucking weed!
35. Posted by BigJim on October 17, 2006 6:55 AM
I've heard of pulling punches, but pulling a body slam? Also, he was probably wearing body armor underneath, plus being baked on Percocet to numb the boo boos.
This evolutionarily-disadvantaged, white-trash, cheeto-scarfing, Britney-fucking, ass-raping, shallow-gene pool spreading, Richard Simmons look-alike mother fucker needs a real-life body slamming. Followed by multiple kicks to the head.
I may be only 6 feet and 200 pounds (I stay away from the juice), but I volunteer to deliver a biblically righteous punishment upon his vile person for all to see and rejoice in.
Can I get a Hallelujah?
36. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 17, 2006 6:57 AM
Come on, body slams are fake! Unless it's a major "clothesline" or "DDT", he's not gonna get hurt.
Get Yokozuna in there and NOW we're talking!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
37. Posted by BigJim on October 17, 2006 6:57 AM
Time to break out the grammar police again.
#10:
"lose": to misplace something
"loose": yo momma's snatch
38. Posted by pinky_nip on October 17, 2006 7:01 AM
What's the big deal?
He gets body slammed everytime he fucks that beast of a wife of his.
39. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 17, 2006 7:25 AM
@27 Steve Irwin is dead you inconsiderate bastard, how would he go on that show? I meant what I said, nice try though.........
40. Posted by jrzmommy on October 17, 2006 7:28 AM
36--hallelujia!
41. Posted by Dr.Rokter on October 17, 2006 7:32 AM
Hmm. A few months away from this site, and it's still on about K-Fed? I had half hoped he had been found dead in his pool by now.
I remember when professional wrestling was about the sport, not just a bunch of cheap, tawdry gimmickry. For shame.
42. Posted by RichPort on October 17, 2006 7:36 AM
Isn't Jeff Corwin that Dirty Jobs guy? If so, he can follow the Spears housecleaning crew for his next Discovery channel show, and describe how disgusting it is to chip dried Cheetos dust off of ornately adorned door knobs. Then he can help the Spears laundry crew try to remove the racing stripes from K Fuck's boxers and attempts to fold Britney's queen-sized bed sized knickers...
43. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 17, 2006 7:42 AM
He reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. TOTAL LOSER. Hoarf!
44. Posted by jrzmommy on October 17, 2006 7:49 AM
Professional wrestling is about as unevloved as you can get in the entertainment spectrum......he's a perfect match for it. Disenfranchised, culturally- confused, future meth-addict, white trash, overly-aggressive adolescent boys are the main demographic for this shit. And the girls who "love" him......peroxide-blonde, mall-perm, Wet 'N Wild Makeup wearing, future unwed teen mothers with at least one STD who smoke Newports and think it's ladylike to fight. Perfect genre for him.
45. Posted by BigJim on October 17, 2006 8:01 AM
"mall perm"
Good one.
46. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 17, 2006 8:21 AM
Wow punched in CSI, body slammed on by a professional wrestler, having his wife promote his CD...This guys sure knows how to make a living.
http://wampoon.com
47. Posted by Alex on October 17, 2006 9:28 AM
I sure hope that Cena fucked it up and dropped him too hard. Kind of hard to enjoy "Popozao" when you are confined to a wheelchair.
48. Posted by sjb16 on October 17, 2006 10:00 AM
My boyfriend watches wrestling religiously and we taped the show last night w/ Dish Network. I'm not a huge fan of wrestling but to see his sorry white-trash @$$ get body-slammed so made up for it. I will be keeping it in the system indefinitely. He tried to act all tough and gangster but he just showed how much of a pu$$y he is. He kept holding on to his pant leg and it looked like he was getting ready @ any second to lift them up so that he could run like the little bitch he is!!
49. Posted by panamoncreel on October 17, 2006 10:22 AM
psst... wrestling's fake.
50. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on October 17, 2006 12:15 PM
Desperation is a sad, sad thing. Historically performers turn to wrestling at the ends of their careers, when there's nothing left and no one wants them. It's good to see K-Fag bypass all that. Now we can proceed to the drug binge capped off by auto-erotic asphyxiation, with gay mags littered about for effect.
51. Posted by Skip Smith on October 17, 2006 3:28 PM
@35
"I may be only 6 feet and 200 pounds"
Let me run that through my keyboard commando translator ...
"I am 5 feet 6 inches and 150 pounds"
52. Posted by tsarinaamanda on October 17, 2006 4:32 PM
@51-
What's wrong with 5'6 and 150lbs? My husband is 5'8 and 160, what's the goddamn problem? He's probably a hell of a lot better looking than your sorry ass, and I can GUARANTEE that he could whip your ass back to the Stone Age. Shorter guys are HOT, just like us short girls.
53. Posted by Nick on October 17, 2006 4:32 PM
Someone must post this on youtube or something. This is hilarious!
54. Posted by xplayoboyx on October 20, 2006 2:07 AM
this made me soooo happy lol i despise kevin federline and im like in love with john cena that was greatt
55. Posted by xplayoboyx on October 20, 2006 2:08 AM
this made me soooo happy lol i despise kevin federline and im like in love with john cena that was greatt
56. Posted by xplayoboyx on October 20, 2006 2:08 AM
this made me soooo happy lol i despise kevin federline and im like in love with john cena that was great!!!!!!!!!
57. Posted by ImaniOU on October 21, 2006 5:29 AM
Ironically enough, this pathetic stunt is the best job his agent has been able to get him for a long, long time...
He's keeping his fingers crossed for an opening in a Pensacola, FL dinner theatre job.
58. Posted by CHEAAA! on October 21, 2006 4:16 PM
This made my year!!!! Seeing it live was the best. Especially getting to watch him cry like a bitch in front of thousands and then having to be rolled off.